今天出門採到狗屎，門口的狗屎是誰家的狗撒的！？出門走五步路又被滴到鳥屎，戴上帽子防止又引來大批的蒼蠅爭相吃屎！再次走五步路又遇到瘋狗大隊衝著我來，是聞到異性的狗屎味所以按奈不住？我再次走五步路到公園把鞋子洗乾淨曬乾，結果一不留神掃地阿姨把鞋子拿去丟垃圾車，出門上班只好穿夾腳拖，上班同事問我頭上綠色鳥屎怎麼回事，難道被人戴上數頂綠帽造成的後遺症，我只好笑笑當作沒發生過，回家再次走五步路遇到搶匪，我立刻掀開帽子用綠色頭頂給他聞，搶匪立刻當場暈倒，我順手再他嘴裡放入一坨狗屎給他吃，在順便打電話給警方將逮捕歸案！
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Published:
Jul 4, 2018
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