教官名字叫林明憲,感覺他故意跟我聊很晚⋯⋯好吧那真的是故意,聊到下課同學都差不多走光了,他問我要不要去他們家參加聚會。386Please respect copyright.PENANAt8Yaa3yeRi
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林教官家是個三代同堂的大家族,雖偶有摩擦,但氣氛都算不錯,偶爾都會邀朋友一起聚聚。386Please respect copyright.PENANAsvD55Tpyvy
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跟他聊多久就要去別人家啊好詭異,我婉拒,「不用啦,不好意思打擾,而且我爸媽會擔心。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAKuJj8X9vZa
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這時候親情牌最好用了,打出去成功率在七成!386Please respect copyright.PENANAk2IQm3SLFC
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林明憲手腕更高竿點,「也對啦,看妳這麼乖妳爸媽一定保護很好,那我可以跟妳爸媽說呀,不是什麼奇怪聚會,聯絡感情而已。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAlQLGKji0w2
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不——!親情牌失效!386Please respect copyright.PENANAQn1Un9Jb4V
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這時候要打出第二張牌叫做家教牌,「爸媽他們都比較忙碌,我怕打擾教官的時間,你們開心就好。」386Please respect copyright.PENANATwgELNHOxk
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林明憲用某種瞭然的眼神看著我,「不打擾,我親自上府做解釋,這樣很有家教對吧?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAs17hCL6mFl
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不!我、的、防、禦、被、拆、了,「⋯⋯教官⋯⋯」386Please respect copyright.PENANAHcPYG75Ld4
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他像對孩子般露出慈祥的笑容,「同學,妳如果長到我這個年紀,嫉妒、好鬥、比較心都沒了,只會希望都好而已,生活簡單就好。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA0pmOHGOHHF
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「這是屬於年輕的世代,我們要革命!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAwgWB4Gv1p6
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「革命妳頭啊,革命在國父就失敗了啦。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAET4KTAQzVF
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「他少幾次啊。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAL7Z3oOmL8D
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「可惜沒多幾次呀。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAjVESH1Uzn1
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於是我敵情都沒查明清楚——敵人果然難對付!——就被林教官開車送回家了,回家還早家中還沒人回來,只好請他坐,然後去切西瓜。386Please respect copyright.PENANAsZVnBJum9e
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忘記買瀉藥儲備了,對付敵人用,讓他廁所上不完就知道我厲害。可是瀉藥如果跑去醫院就被發現了,不好,看名偵探柯南裡面的兇嫌都是加藥被逮捕的,那個太笨了。386Please respect copyright.PENANAdPQ65axSYt
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讀書人要用聰明點的方法,我去廁所牆壁抹了最髒的地方,加料在西瓜上面,哼哼,要敵人知道我厲害。386Please respect copyright.PENANAcJaVF00KbK
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把西瓜端出去,他沒有懷疑我在作怪的吃下肚⋯⋯我突然想到,世界上最髒的是錢吧?386Please respect copyright.PENANAUCIY5HQSCK
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用錯武器了,失策。386Please respect copyright.PENANALfOmE2Ofeo
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然後他關心過度的開始問:「妳平常回家這時候只有自己一個,都在看書?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAWWjywZQ5qv
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「電視啦。」我從桌櫃拿出遙控器轉開教學頻道,「電視不花我錢囉,跑書店一直看會被嫌。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA3LCeriFR5N
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「不看偶像、韓劇日劇那些?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAiPvt5FzH2C
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「我知道你要說什麼,我真的超老成,同學嘛都這樣說,超奇怪的真的,我甚至追蹤綠色和平組織在做的公益活動。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAUc6P2IVfBJ
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林明憲挑挑眉,「我倒覺得妳這樣才正常,現在年輕人越來越奇怪,不是低頭族、月光族⋯⋯一堆奇奇怪怪的事,連自己身體都不照顧,不知道還能幹嘛,愛熬夜愛吃泡麵愛飆車。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAaKQfIhKFwQ
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「你一直看不好的心情會變糟糕的,我同學就挺正常的。」386Please respect copyright.PENANArTTbfAkqTM
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撇開解剖會帶著詭異的怪笑之外。386Please respect copyright.PENANAPbkXZhh0sd
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他們全壓力太大了,感覺已經瘋了。386Please respect copyright.PENANAus6TjUFHhN
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見血噴血還會安安靜靜的止血、消毒、然後去包紮,做研究的都不是常人。386Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cay5sd7PX
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進到研究室就是跟外界斷聯了。386Please respect copyright.PENANAoE4Cq3WBMV
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一堆研究室洞人。386Please respect copyright.PENANAlOsYdDfGmu
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「那妳要帶妳同學一起來參加聚會嗎?」386Please respect copyright.PENANA7hqRRYlsrH
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他們去能看嗎?上次看見同學乙挖五十幾個小白鼠的腦都沒變臉後,就沒覺得同學是地球人了。386Please respect copyright.PENANAl8kKLFNJ7L
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他還小心又完整的把腦子挖好擺整齊,拍照,要丟時還打爛⋯⋯386Please respect copyright.PENANAts0eYWFAyN
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如果單身狗想團購女友,我想團購同學。386Please respect copyright.PENANAih34evLO0d
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「都快畢業了,有專題要忙啦。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAJDNm8xL3Ln
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「大四了喔?你們專題都要忙什麼?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAC3NXIW3DBR
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「看各自要研究什麼,找教授討論,要研究出點不同的成果。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA43tpBLVhnF
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「哇⋯⋯感覺很難。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAQTUN38BdZH
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「是挺有難度的,還是能挑簡單一點的做,我們這組做植物類的,比細胞啦動物啦化學物質等等簡單多了。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAL6NUU4wvSu
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這時媽媽帶著弟弟回家了,林明憲很有禮貌的主動打招呼,弟弟跑去洗澡,我坐著陪他們聊天。386Please respect copyright.PENANAROAiMftGcV
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該說不愧是老人家,很會應付爸爸媽媽類洪水猛獸,講得舌燦蓮花、頭頭是道。他怎麼不去賣保險呢?總之我被媽媽很華麗的賣了,可賣掉的不只我,還有我弟弟。386Please respect copyright.PENANA4OBqUAJU87
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媽媽還很熱情的請他吃晚餐,爸爸回來看到一個老男人竟沒有懷疑他老婆外遇,怎麼會這樣,大大失策!386Please respect copyright.PENANACbs9NwF0wY
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姊姊早北上出外打拼工作,於是一家四口加上一個老男人一塊吃晚餐,談談東說說西。386Please respect copyright.PENANAbEXytdpRSO
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「二姊,問妳喔,妳覺得自然組好不好?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAhCkuI42fc1
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「應該不錯吧,幹嘛,你要考自然組?」386Please respect copyright.PENANA8gI4gEwGKV
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如果他變得不像地球人那一定要趕快逃亡。386Please respect copyright.PENANAmrFHGdcVyA
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「對啊,我對自然組比較有興趣。」386Please respect copyright.PENANA25O3s8cDgQ
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「看你啊,你又不是我,我啥都不能選。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAqfZ3I3P7Nv
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高職畢業唯三科系:獸醫、生物科技、農業。386Please respect copyright.PENANApUCuK7SxeF
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「喔。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAR4IGwQEdsv
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《夢見》第壹卷:校園
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