自從上次七三廿一叫能蟹做師傅後,佢真係日日都會MSG能蟹問佢點樣處理感情問題,但大多數都係要點樣先可以結識都識既女仔,點樣先可以同新識既女仔打破沉默。338Please respect copyright.PENANAQkygoXTZPP
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能蟹日日都係到呻佢被七三廿一煩,但我地幾個就當佢地兩個笑話咁笑。338Please respect copyright.PENANAnNKhqj1xAi
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「果條友成日都會要約我出黎飲野,要我教佢點解溝女,點樣先可以令D女人著緊佢多D,唔駛自己主動哄,果D女人都會自己埋身WO。」能蟹露出左一個極痛苦既表情話,而我同阿琪就笑得勁開心,因為好難我見到佢咁既樣。338Please respect copyright.PENANALifMRiIf9Z
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而JUDY就話:「咁你未教下佢囉,人地當你係『男神』啊!!!」JUDY好強調男神呢兩個未。338Please respect copyright.PENANAhdN3NRqhH2
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「如果我係男神引到D女埋身就話好姐,而家引左一個毒男返黎,真係唔知點算。」能蟹佢抱頭已經想痛哭。338Please respect copyright.PENANAvqwTZKgwM9
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「咁你未順下佢意,搵日約佢出黎飲野,睇下佢點解咁想做男神囉。」我話,然後能蟹即刻擰晒頭話:「唔係掛,約佢出黎都無野講。」338Please respect copyright.PENANAkgqQPwdn90
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「你自己一個人驚,未叫埋我地去囉。」阿琪話,然後佢搭一搭我膀頭講:「我去,所以阿牛都會去。」338Please respect copyright.PENANAtUVauiNxPB
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「喂,妳咁算係幫我拿主意啊。」我同阿琪話,然後阿琪好得戚咁話:「你要絕對服從。」真係比佢打敗。338Please respect copyright.PENANAHunM15k4dg
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「去飲野我無所謂啊,到時你地招呼七三廿一,我唔理佢架。」JUDY話。338Please respect copyright.PENANA2IFrYkDeFN
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所以,我地決定約七三廿一出黎飲野,想知到點解佢咁想做男神。338Please respect copyright.PENANAz7TCcP4ZXv
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而佢一知道我地約佢,佢不知幾開心咁唔諗下就答應左。338Please respect copyright.PENANA6oNv06tQs5
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當晚,我地幾個係尖沙咀度,一間阿琪以前成日去既酒吧度飲野。338Please respect copyright.PENANA2XshKAa5v3
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果間係一間清吧,定時有D人去唱下歌,人唔算好多,可以傾下心事果種地方。338Please respect copyright.PENANA0YcZFyea3V
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我地一坐低,七三廿一就好主動咁問:「你地想飲D咩野啊?想飲COCKTALL?紅酒?白酒?定係……」佢咁熱情唔係唔好,但係佢只係對JUDY同阿琪係咁,應該係話,佢只會對女人咁熱情。338Please respect copyright.PENANAIXkABzXbwI
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而阿琪同JUDY見到佢咁,就無理到佢講咩野,只係兩個睇個酒單,一眼都無望過七三廿一。338Please respect copyright.PENANAG0GrCF2QXM
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而我,就同能蟹話:「人地師傅,好心你睇一睇你個徒弟啦。」能蟹一聽到我咁講,就呆左望住我,好似一副死仔出賣我既表情。338Please respect copyright.PENANAkZLciUyAmR
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七三廿一聽到我咁講,就話:「係囉,今日都出到黎師傅可唔可以示範下點樣認識新既異性啊?」338Please respect copyright.PENANAqBaBwsmxED
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呢條友仔又幾醒目架WO,出到黎都把握機會問能蟹教佢野。338Please respect copyright.PENANADdbP0ue38C
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而能蟹初時都好抗拒,但之後七三廿一又話:「師傅呢D男神,唔會無一招半式既,如果無,唔通師傅佢回塘?」佢根本有心咁講,而能蟹都因為聽到佢咁講,就話:「好,我就示範一招比你睇。」338Please respect copyright.PENANAGQi3AmHVnr
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能蟹講完,就叫左個女侍應過黎:「唔該,可唔可以比一支紅酒同兩隻杯我。」338Please respect copyright.PENANArfspdVG6g5
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個女侍應聽到之後,就拎左一支能蟹點既紅酒,然後再比左其中一隻杯個女侍應話:「妳可唔可以幫我拎住呢隻杯?」如果你面前既客咁同你講,你緊係會咁做啦,呢個女侍應都唔例外。338Please respect copyright.PENANAi993cNher2
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而當個女侍應一拎住個杯,能蟹就開左支酒,慢慢倒入女侍應個杯入面,就一邊倒一邊話:「其實我好想請妳飲一杯,但又唔知點開口好,如果妳唔介意,可唔可以同我飲返一杯,做個朋友?」338Please respect copyright.PENANAeZB93VFzcI
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個女侍應呢一刻先醒覺自己中左能蟹既招數,而七三廿一係旁邊,露出左一個技驚四座既表情,完住係佩服既眼神望住能蟹。338Please respect copyright.PENANAWz49rsLFxQ
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個女侍應就咁同能蟹飲左杯酒,然後能蟹就話:「可唔可以比你既電話號碼我啊?」338Please respect copyright.PENANAu2T4f4eUv3
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女侍應笑左笑後話:「我而家唔太方便啊,一陣放工先比你OK?」338Please respect copyright.PENANAGKwr1UM65p
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能蟹好瀟灑咁比左個OK既手勢後,個女侍應就走開左。338Please respect copyright.PENANAOXkgyBfmyl
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然後,就係七三廿一既拍掌聲,「師傅果然係師傅,我今日學到野拿,搵機會要試下先。」338Please respect copyright.PENANAaSBuPlfWk4
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能蟹而家一副比七三廿一捧左上天既感覺,而阿琪同JUDY就為之則目咁望住能蟹同七三廿一,唔多想理佢地。338Please respect copyright.PENANAjEViIrc3be
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不過……我都覺得頭先能蟹果招都咁好用,學左佢先,雖然唔知以後有無機會用。338Please respect copyright.PENANA67BEqpahGV
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