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四月一日
ENTRY #1
Author: 艾爾斯凱
Published:
Mar 31, 2018
四月一日
Published:
Mar 31, 2018
ENTRY #1
愚人節快樂
Author: 艾爾斯凱
Published:
Mar 31, 2018
2 Mins Read
687 Words
No Plagiarism!Rdc0R1kdAYvGq2wPwYV7posted on PＥNAＮＡ

隔壁的鄰居太太，是一位年輕美貌的女人，每次望眼看去，都很羨慕她的老公能夠擁有這樣的美人老婆，正所謂抱的美人歸人生勝利組吧。

正值大學即將畢業的我，根本無法想像能像隔壁鄰居一樣的生活

不過這一切都不重要

今天是四月一日，我想要趁亂打像隔壁的太太告白

於是鼓起勇氣769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyW5FwLczg

按了隔壁的電鈴，美貌的太太出來迎接。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn1ZyK7lCp
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「啊呀~~這不是正太君嗎？有什麼事情嗎？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nLFY0QxXG

太太笑容可掬，這樣的美貌，多次吸引著我769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtttav8PkEi

剛開始我很害怕，不過今天是769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDZyfrJ3Ot

愚人節769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLwXx4OKLX

鼓起十二萬分勇氣，大聲的告白。

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「那個，從以前開始，我就很喜歡阿姨，太太！我喜歡妳！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFyspoKPP0
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「啊啦啊啦，謝謝你，今天是愚人節對吧？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0TBKgyOwH
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被看穿了，正太君也只能傻笑的回應。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqskigjHCL
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「嘿嘿，阿姨愚人節快樂。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDWuy4g1Dy
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「呵呵，要不要進來座座？今天大家都在，午餐跟我們一起吃吧。」阿姨微笑說著。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqKcvKZAi7
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受到阿姨的邀請，正太君自然很開心，於是隨著太太一同進入家中。

正太君座在客廳的沙發上，然後阿姨從廚房走進來，遞了一杯水給了正太君769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf8i0N1Ipg

「謝謝阿姨。」

「不會。」^_^

然後阿姨突然把門鎖起來，窗簾也拉上，客廳一時陷入比較昏暗的視線。

等到察覺異狀的正太君769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27g1AJwwER

才赫然發現

其實家中根本沒有任何人，只剩下阿姨。

「阿姨？今天不是大家都在嗎？」

「啊啦啊啦，忘記今天什麼日子了嗎？」

然後美若天仙的阿姨，座在正太君的旁邊，然後手掌撫摸的大腿。

正太君嚇到整個人理智都完全不對勁

「阿姨？」

「說謊的小孩，必須接受懲罰喔。」

「阿姨不是也說謊嗎？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS76pi85XVQ

「對阿，其實我很喜歡年輕男人的精力喔，我老公一直無法滿足我的。」

「阿姨在說謊吧？對吧？對吧？」

此時的正太君，已經被壓在沙發上了。

「我老公早就跟我離婚了，當然……信不信由你囉，愚人節快樂、正太君。」

然後美人的阿姨，開始……

「阿……姨……」

誰來救救我……

然後有如野獸，正太君被吃掉了。

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這故事告訴我們769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZJslkNRzn

就算是愚人節

也不能隨意捉弄人喔！

否則哪一天無法挽回就慘了

各位還是要收斂點喔~~

至於正太君怎麼了？

任憑各位讀者的想像啦~~~

祝大家

不要亂搞人家！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgwsWIIGWq

也不要亂說謊的！

愚人節快樂！

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