Hello my gladiators! My competitors! My fighters! 

Pick yourself up from the ground, dash the sweat from your brow and battle again!

Are you ready to play with me? 

Your prompt is as follows: 

"Write the suicide note for the world's happiest man (or woman)."  

800 words (850w max - and I'll know... the emperor always knows).

Lets throw a lion into the arena: 

~ the winner will be based off the best character development. What is it about this character that makes him the way he is? Who is he? 

Any tense, time frame and view point welcome. 

*The winners for bout 3 will be announced as soon as possible.*