Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAF5uO5WsMrP
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.519Please respect copyright.PENANACRZNWxSRo1
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.519Please respect copyright.PENANAtg4EdCZibR
Eric: Warriors? Why?519Please respect copyright.PENANAIBT2JO2U5d
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAKxoGmTsYAo
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.519Please respect copyright.PENANAhn0eLDZqtr
Anya: You look like crap.519Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z0QcGnYHP
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.519Please respect copyright.PENANA7lQYiVo74f
Anya: Is that your wish?519Please respect copyright.PENANAV88wD1SoK0
Cordy: No.519Please respect copyright.PENANAuiz1bFw8Ds
Anya: Okay.519Please respect copyright.PENANAyVfayBvLvE
Cordy: Yeah.519Please respect copyright.PENANACpxjyh4NqG
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.519Please respect copyright.PENANAUV21vbrk1F
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.519Please respect copyright.PENANANRhW6IzSeP
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.519Please respect copyright.PENANA9ATuqdBSBb
Eric: I can help with that.519Please respect copyright.PENANACnktPlw8WC
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)519Please respect copyright.PENANA4CNDeIhqL2
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.519Please respect copyright.PENANAMbZVBTMwlo
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.519Please respect copyright.PENANAlnUVdUDM1D
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.519Please respect copyright.PENANA6FcP08Q5YF
Xander: It's still disturbing.519Please respect copyright.PENANAReZhud0TOf
Anya: Deal with it.519Please respect copyright.PENANAKfxSCxaS0U
(Anya and Xander kiss.)519Please respect copyright.PENANASwFMfRN4HI
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAkUDXMiSCYm
(the warriors cats come padding in.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAkob3u3sAB7
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAWP57ZsQBbn
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.519Please respect copyright.PENANA27Kb2LMxh8
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.519Please respect copyright.PENANAODrpXPkqIM
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.519Please respect copyright.PENANAOZQRlEv5Wm
Graystripe: We all are.519Please respect copyright.PENANAi1yR0qx7DM
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.519Please respect copyright.PENANALzYpCw6N72
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)519Please respect copyright.PENANArApIeG4DJG
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.519Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZeWzeUbNu
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.519Please respect copyright.PENANAN8Y3wQcXXO
Crowfeather: He's good.519Please respect copyright.PENANAZwj6KDgYtz
Tigerheart: Very good.519Please respect copyright.PENANAyMUb9zw5oQ
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.519Please respect copyright.PENANAu4icVrlgl8
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.519Please respect copyright.PENANAwseznrDt9D
Squirrelflight: Hey now.519Please respect copyright.PENANAzpxBXWJFVU
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.519Please respect copyright.PENANAwVxScEuXCt
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.519Please respect copyright.PENANAmR9TRTNBsa
Mistystar: They're right.519Please respect copyright.PENANAy3ojAg2nuz
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAcSNF32GIFW
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!519Please respect copyright.PENANAgCekiijrVE
(Every cat is silent.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAUIT04h22Pq
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.519Please respect copyright.PENANA7uOzZ6j9Yb
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAc9b9PUZJiL
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.519Please respect copyright.PENANAKilXZlqHv9
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.519Please respect copyright.PENANALTN6H8griD
Princess: You, too.519Please respect copyright.PENANAA5Yt5NfqEK
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.519Please respect copyright.PENANAjGSNwxXegu
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)519Please respect copyright.PENANACPSpGgqCBu
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAnJepghVjY5
(Anya picks up Firestar.)519Please respect copyright.PENANATGyYIoeAo5
Firestar: Watch it.519Please respect copyright.PENANAcpQlxD4CIz
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?519Please respect copyright.PENANAU1uR5sMSIY
Xander: An, these cats are wild.519Please respect copyright.PENANAgaoNhNc2vX
Anya: You're no fun.519Please respect copyright.PENANA2Gbqaecpek
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)519Please respect copyright.PENANA4iBqvGlijn
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!519Please respect copyright.PENANA84XaUboSY0
Leafpool: Are you okay?519Please respect copyright.PENANAimskElGZiV
Firestar: I'm fine.519Please respect copyright.PENANAomh3DyLhQm
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAKJaObNwDWp
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.519Please respect copyright.PENANAmAgUC3XAlD
Sookie: Likewise.519Please respect copyright.PENANA90eyc7G1DA
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?519Please respect copyright.PENANA1T8GvWmZEs
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.519Please respect copyright.PENANAv303VD6VJh
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.519Please respect copyright.PENANAUfOF5Exd5D
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAdpcekARlkX
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAqHlSYCu0Ou
Sookie: That's so cute!519Please respect copyright.PENANAZsSHGIZhCF
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)519Please respect copyright.PENANA7H0ZoYebBH
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.519Please respect copyright.PENANAEnk65RMQqW
Longtail: Mousefur?519Please respect copyright.PENANA5JTmoDsDDf
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.519Please respect copyright.PENANAWXmQkRZ0yu
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAokxp43QUWz
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.519Please respect copyright.PENANAc6wP6tEcOW
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.519Please respect copyright.PENANArBpV47bQVP
Crookedstar: I agree.519Please respect copyright.PENANAYMg917bu4c
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.519Please respect copyright.PENANAGH7M1qfotr
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.519Please respect copyright.PENANA2RRENTV71G
Graystripe: Count me in.519Please respect copyright.PENANAn0pXkQL30Q
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.519Please respect copyright.PENANArmzszTc4nK
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)519Please respect copyright.PENANADS0P3gtRSF
(Anya smiles.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAqOMFuUz3lP
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!519Please respect copyright.PENANA0llCStGgIT
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAiE5j7Wijwf
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAY0Wntu900c
(Anya and Xander kiss.)519Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uj4u5YnoF
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)519Please respect copyright.PENANArS5wRu6dFf
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAYFGsMVx6ev
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)519Please respect copyright.PENANAza2OIZaWoR
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.519Please respect copyright.PENANAzsnE7UBSfZ
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.519Please respect copyright.PENANASp7oW5PDw6
Ferncloud: I agree.