Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)459Please respect copyright.PENANALda91s6y14
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.459Please respect copyright.PENANA8EmN2gAxZG
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.459Please respect copyright.PENANAp9N58eVP3t
Eric: Warriors? Why?459Please respect copyright.PENANA7n4T9YX84n
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAJo2yrBLNbo
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.459Please respect copyright.PENANAZFrWUujBPX
Anya: You look like crap.459Please respect copyright.PENANAgpyVW9qcMd
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.459Please respect copyright.PENANAtMtpdXXQVW
Anya: Is that your wish?459Please respect copyright.PENANASphvtmCXQa
Cordy: No.459Please respect copyright.PENANAqZz4slbZUK
Anya: Okay.459Please respect copyright.PENANAKE5S1kD9UC
Cordy: Yeah.459Please respect copyright.PENANAZbg5KQzrky
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.459Please respect copyright.PENANACJemk2BYAi
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.459Please respect copyright.PENANA5iA4UdPV92
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.459Please respect copyright.PENANA2qhJRuD2Bo
Eric: I can help with that.459Please respect copyright.PENANA9g1ARFghQO
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAIHlWJ4IZtg
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.459Please respect copyright.PENANAkQR8ECFnUK
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.459Please respect copyright.PENANAMpOsrCHmGH
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.459Please respect copyright.PENANAfsN0k4qvY6
Xander: It's still disturbing.459Please respect copyright.PENANAUsYiEHIMnH
Anya: Deal with it.459Please respect copyright.PENANAbhJfXNB4R5
(Anya and Xander kiss.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAehAw1CLajO
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAHYXKY5Cmny
(the warriors cats come padding in.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAY4k4FhkMZ5
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAtZ75xO4Nt9
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.459Please respect copyright.PENANABzSFCKEQ1c
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.459Please respect copyright.PENANAncg2bc0qIg
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.459Please respect copyright.PENANAKPwPZJQ0wX
Graystripe: We all are.459Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZxfN8Kc0M
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.459Please respect copyright.PENANAWz5CL6n31y
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAWJ1vIxEyCB
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.459Please respect copyright.PENANARDxEktwIav
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.459Please respect copyright.PENANAEMwVYJbLZ7
Crowfeather: He's good.459Please respect copyright.PENANAL19fVmf7CA
Tigerheart: Very good.459Please respect copyright.PENANAEggnZsSmp6
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.459Please respect copyright.PENANA5tOXMoj95R
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.459Please respect copyright.PENANA9FsyGl6kDd
Squirrelflight: Hey now.459Please respect copyright.PENANA83KcBqwqxA
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.459Please respect copyright.PENANAp1zV7o24Kw
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.459Please respect copyright.PENANA05YtZHL7Vh
Mistystar: They're right.459Please respect copyright.PENANAsLPG4nnP9y
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAtTFoHLSXfF
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!459Please respect copyright.PENANAgoHO066qYX
(Every cat is silent.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAYRahqp22lp
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.459Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ0kKl0LaH
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAh4Fi5JuID8
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.459Please respect copyright.PENANAdVt0fPLrCQ
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.459Please respect copyright.PENANAqcqaDovZlv
Princess: You, too.459Please respect copyright.PENANApr20WwBqin
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.459Please respect copyright.PENANALfMmYgPxMv
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAUWywZJsopZ
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAbTCsV9UGXh
(Anya picks up Firestar.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAT0xKnhlFtY
Firestar: Watch it.459Please respect copyright.PENANAbqkwTtzmN7
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?459Please respect copyright.PENANAUVjknfYv5R
Xander: An, these cats are wild.459Please respect copyright.PENANAgYfczWrbCH
Anya: You're no fun.459Please respect copyright.PENANApbIu3cRtDQ
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAPYqYBkDDJ6
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!459Please respect copyright.PENANANp4mxZzQ56
Leafpool: Are you okay?459Please respect copyright.PENANA8H7U9IbqHF
Firestar: I'm fine.459Please respect copyright.PENANA2UIyD1SAvQ
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAGSYhHxGUUP
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.459Please respect copyright.PENANAcGZy388OTC
Sookie: Likewise.459Please respect copyright.PENANAlO2USpLu5Q
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?459Please respect copyright.PENANAKEuLBShR6f
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.459Please respect copyright.PENANAgm2XAY7P2t
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.459Please respect copyright.PENANAvtTUTfpkIT
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)459Please respect copyright.PENANADOYXWH3UQD
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAp2y43oq1yE
Sookie: That's so cute!459Please respect copyright.PENANA1rnpXbvJUB
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAOkKq14dzZY
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.459Please respect copyright.PENANA5Seg6W9J9P
Longtail: Mousefur?459Please respect copyright.PENANAuwCr9AR6oQ
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.459Please respect copyright.PENANAT7fbl6u6h3
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAzaCviEU5lG
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.459Please respect copyright.PENANAJFGktiR7Yr
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.459Please respect copyright.PENANAd4DjJf9iPe
Crookedstar: I agree.459Please respect copyright.PENANA7I5wLVUnBN
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.459Please respect copyright.PENANA55sJy06vqS
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.459Please respect copyright.PENANAaQmRxSVLGB
Graystripe: Count me in.459Please respect copyright.PENANAaKOUUKqkng
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.459Please respect copyright.PENANAkry1Gp7wnk
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAfVXDwEYl51
(Anya smiles.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAlhMWz90pBD
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!459Please respect copyright.PENANATkSO9mKkuv
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAaecvnQcDoW
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAvrfKX0Z7h8
(Anya and Xander kiss.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAY6x6tegdfN
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAjIEct9zU4M
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAcextSKaBKO
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)459Please respect copyright.PENANAtQNA7yc0GF
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.459Please respect copyright.PENANAYMeIaiBzF7
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.459Please respect copyright.PENANAYR3X8DXEEB
Ferncloud: I agree.