Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1fsSXVxbX
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hnTKLXrxl
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW93NK3o8C
Eric: Warriors? Why?668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8an2r8cI7R
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6vZh8Y6ah
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqNtzOtAp2
Anya: You look like crap.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZSGo8QFZv
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMECfNv05g4
Anya: Is that your wish?668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYJrhwcPdd
Cordy: No.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCwK3hhbjv
Anya: Okay.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz2szFBtJX
Cordy: Yeah.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XGTXEJIGN
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0huFSmuii
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS89sUZY4G
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ScbFfZWr
Eric: I can help with that.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuYm7Dxit5
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIBBt0I2bS
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8DLa6XBfB
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbkdB8LTCV
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlvArpyU10
Xander: It's still disturbing.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8bwW2jyj4
Anya: Deal with it.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTinCjkVo3
(Anya and Xander kiss.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdu8xloPZ9
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpOnZoP0HO
(the warriors cats come padding in.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE5XhNcuYU
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSjliX8VGa
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpJ6djLJhC
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFLlG5mvqe
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmRCqq1kR4
Graystripe: We all are.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8qYYVKwfB
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGSxff27xP
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXywZWVmXN
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6PWZgmMGN
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDb2JlYTOp
Crowfeather: He's good.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ91OskwRI6
Tigerheart: Very good.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqJB6rOFYB
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjUiRj0LYb
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2duSEVCO25
Squirrelflight: Hey now.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mpXgP9IaO
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsvyuaYq7c
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMiEy3IgoD
Mistystar: They're right.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnraUZ2Bjc
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRifF1ZzWqc
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8GUAdbOE8
(Every cat is silent.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKZxcddpAl
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7AH16XOC7
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGuugjTIW6
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAT35qsArz
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjbdFyOOdG
Princess: You, too.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO15C5abD8q
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYCkpKQSK7
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATXmNhcQNM
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHHeiVJLqI
(Anya picks up Firestar.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL8yNdaMp6
Firestar: Watch it.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifFpTurK1I
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6l7fFxuTu
Xander: An, these cats are wild.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUSjEpZtEs
Anya: You're no fun.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscFyxkGWA7
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Et0cJLqFE
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznggfkcFlD
Leafpool: Are you okay?668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd61AWWRWUT
Firestar: I'm fine.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdVww3w9Tv
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6bULQYoyF
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZWSRNHM9D
Sookie: Likewise.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG5VGu6fVG
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2XxR3Iasa
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4zBQdFkeR
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3ozEouW0S
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cDzpmKTAP
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uMV4kEVCb
Sookie: That's so cute!668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCnl5DIzxh
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzYH5eHXQK
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL9E6rCUWK
Longtail: Mousefur?668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdn0sqbu6I
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirDLmzFU3h
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvCnBCuX99
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfsvg4tDJf
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwT1xVPBuD
Crookedstar: I agree.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAb0ijH91R
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV2mIKABWr
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmPTby3uvx
Graystripe: Count me in.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcLTVlcope
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vhdn1iIjL
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeJrtI1i2T
(Anya smiles.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAQcvPkEDj
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP22r6LHtO
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoynA93CEgd
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmOAoZKcxM
(Anya and Xander kiss.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV459fmpKe
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2fiIc9xv4
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzXLDM8CqB
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwRqYSZCLI
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcLKlrxhwm
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUzXmRiEl4
Ferncloud: I agree.
and then Add to home screen.