Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAiKXc3Ibg3x
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.483Please respect copyright.PENANAxDHwWNvDps
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.483Please respect copyright.PENANAmvqm6fw3oc
Eric: Warriors? Why?483Please respect copyright.PENANAfDg4uYL8aR
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)483Please respect copyright.PENANA25rm79cKmf
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.483Please respect copyright.PENANAv6G0XxJ6LY
Anya: You look like crap.483Please respect copyright.PENANASHghljSwn2
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.483Please respect copyright.PENANAliSMxcoIJ1
Anya: Is that your wish?483Please respect copyright.PENANA8PZf6fCx3g
Cordy: No.483Please respect copyright.PENANADD95ocaQDT
Anya: Okay.483Please respect copyright.PENANAtfafSm7JKX
Cordy: Yeah.483Please respect copyright.PENANAAw5lhDw7IQ
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.483Please respect copyright.PENANA7FMYCjmqn0
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.483Please respect copyright.PENANAqnVZjQ4DHS
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.483Please respect copyright.PENANAlJoDtGYaEQ
Eric: I can help with that.483Please respect copyright.PENANAc8VyECcjFB
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAIMg7yXYd1Q
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.483Please respect copyright.PENANA1LVx8qYiWM
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.483Please respect copyright.PENANADn5LooTv4O
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.483Please respect copyright.PENANAwKSXU9kqX3
Xander: It's still disturbing.483Please respect copyright.PENANAL4BRgCrUKo
Anya: Deal with it.483Please respect copyright.PENANAfbJmOhRmLD
(Anya and Xander kiss.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAQD7T5dFvBC
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAe6AKJJKg2x
(the warriors cats come padding in.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAPzT6b4thXQ
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAzzL9Nw7SZH
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.483Please respect copyright.PENANA2q5djo7fqb
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.483Please respect copyright.PENANA6tDmt2adQY
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.483Please respect copyright.PENANARi91nHGUvU
Graystripe: We all are.483Please respect copyright.PENANAcpkp9xJBwa
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.483Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1H3bJb3Hr
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAEHvnoUKy9g
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.483Please respect copyright.PENANAGWOpAJIkaM
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.483Please respect copyright.PENANAoBK0W6ErxP
Crowfeather: He's good.483Please respect copyright.PENANAmHza55YtBa
Tigerheart: Very good.483Please respect copyright.PENANA9BMj7NwoKn
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.483Please respect copyright.PENANA7r1in0b0Yx
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.483Please respect copyright.PENANAphArKfXVQT
Squirrelflight: Hey now.483Please respect copyright.PENANAI5AwflG3kB
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.483Please respect copyright.PENANAgKWCvwMvtr
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.483Please respect copyright.PENANAtOqRbyUzou
Mistystar: They're right.483Please respect copyright.PENANABBbaR4NRF5
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAXlAFMCozBB
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!483Please respect copyright.PENANAgZmAQ6H7TE
(Every cat is silent.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAWn2iUYIosE
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.483Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ6pVL05eW
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAM5wGkrmEQg
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.483Please respect copyright.PENANA4cJqe9iJUW
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.483Please respect copyright.PENANAn8cxAIGGdu
Princess: You, too.483Please respect copyright.PENANARikE3fYzzg
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.483Please respect copyright.PENANA1R8NtK0rkh
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)483Please respect copyright.PENANApYKNhVKHp0
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)483Please respect copyright.PENANApmcDITIm9p
(Anya picks up Firestar.)483Please respect copyright.PENANA7xnI84cYfN
Firestar: Watch it.483Please respect copyright.PENANAskPJbEd7qu
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?483Please respect copyright.PENANA9s48PxFRnB
Xander: An, these cats are wild.483Please respect copyright.PENANAmdmlTfdTrY
Anya: You're no fun.483Please respect copyright.PENANAYqWf2naFrt
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAKjI6MDt0TX
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!483Please respect copyright.PENANAokU4tbVnGc
Leafpool: Are you okay?483Please respect copyright.PENANA3dQrr518QX
Firestar: I'm fine.483Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZwAfrLpZN
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAlMYDhvBr8U
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.483Please respect copyright.PENANA0fYuelaCAW
Sookie: Likewise.483Please respect copyright.PENANAewJUEC24Xn
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?483Please respect copyright.PENANAijLdcOxtAP
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.483Please respect copyright.PENANAT3eCbR67v5
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.483Please respect copyright.PENANAvkUjQqVK8S
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAyXhUoIlAxX
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)483Please respect copyright.PENANArww2QjSK41
Sookie: That's so cute!483Please respect copyright.PENANAhjTMj74HzL
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAtaN20snMGB
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.483Please respect copyright.PENANArg2etvSiUp
Longtail: Mousefur?483Please respect copyright.PENANADj6GHFIENj
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.483Please respect copyright.PENANAD3cVdY1Ey2
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAXcGs4NYjb1
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.483Please respect copyright.PENANA6NjJ8ryHp0
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.483Please respect copyright.PENANAyXapaj33Ui
Crookedstar: I agree.483Please respect copyright.PENANAIOGG1op0Y4
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.483Please respect copyright.PENANALYWcsXVdF6
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANAcArS6rNyOu
Graystripe: Count me in.483Please respect copyright.PENANAjfHmX1RUKC
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.483Please respect copyright.PENANAjddfAnGWLN
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAavjVLpGVVg
(Anya smiles.)483Please respect copyright.PENANASuXff136NA
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!483Please respect copyright.PENANAtcdiGtEhER
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAslmYU0JMG3
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)483Please respect copyright.PENANADEqpMoynDs
(Anya and Xander kiss.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAwcCQ4qhuX0
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)483Please respect copyright.PENANARt285zL6lK
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAtuBpHPXMG1
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)483Please respect copyright.PENANAmHSdG5T98t
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.483Please respect copyright.PENANAcwyUBYwwz9
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.483Please respect copyright.PENANAx3YnrzwY3E
Ferncloud: I agree.