Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAQLPVf3JgQ4
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.471Please respect copyright.PENANAPUIrKmnYVj
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.471Please respect copyright.PENANAdtNyhWZ28d
Eric: Warriors? Why?471Please respect copyright.PENANAdLi7IOIvij
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAcqGUZzZM62
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.471Please respect copyright.PENANAd6vHrwLFCq
Anya: You look like crap.471Please respect copyright.PENANA2Jeo5Xmsjk
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.471Please respect copyright.PENANAIBuSf6Nxbm
Anya: Is that your wish?471Please respect copyright.PENANAHBP8OmW95o
Cordy: No.471Please respect copyright.PENANAV7VDKD7teE
Anya: Okay.471Please respect copyright.PENANAnnKZz8oG8N
Cordy: Yeah.471Please respect copyright.PENANAyI2AUXfUXf
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.471Please respect copyright.PENANAlw7gRiAlKQ
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.471Please respect copyright.PENANAwRZDA1dPpi
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.471Please respect copyright.PENANAi7VLGLjZZy
Eric: I can help with that.471Please respect copyright.PENANAPGWgZrhyQQ
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)471Please respect copyright.PENANA6TyRPmftd0
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.471Please respect copyright.PENANA4w1uQu9R46
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.471Please respect copyright.PENANA1LBAHrNK66
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.471Please respect copyright.PENANANXIC0i2PkJ
Xander: It's still disturbing.471Please respect copyright.PENANAgZHXFpZE3J
Anya: Deal with it.471Please respect copyright.PENANAUvEl1uFJ3g
(Anya and Xander kiss.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAUGILqerfew
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)471Please respect copyright.PENANA6N6seT5RzM
(the warriors cats come padding in.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAtxFieFdg5L
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)471Please respect copyright.PENANALJBrbeTIN1
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.471Please respect copyright.PENANAfgCSlmBbwg
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.471Please respect copyright.PENANA4LH3WbKIxX
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQxAwo9UFdq
Graystripe: We all are.471Please respect copyright.PENANAWtQtpRAJe4
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.471Please respect copyright.PENANAX4249OSh7y
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)471Please respect copyright.PENANA2kKlRPYhNd
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.471Please respect copyright.PENANAhdEiUN5yGv
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.471Please respect copyright.PENANAcWIhV3YvLD
Crowfeather: He's good.471Please respect copyright.PENANAuuV7Q65aQ0
Tigerheart: Very good.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQEWHU2yYsI
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.471Please respect copyright.PENANAvayv7aNdxy
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.471Please respect copyright.PENANAE0VzV9iRhr
Squirrelflight: Hey now.471Please respect copyright.PENANALu6HvL0y0F
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.471Please respect copyright.PENANAjzW9gSiOOq
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.471Please respect copyright.PENANAUUDLka144J
Mistystar: They're right.471Please respect copyright.PENANAP7Xys1mRwQ
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAEo2pwaZjw0
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!471Please respect copyright.PENANAtBLykB9kfM
(Every cat is silent.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAAAVmF2Xk99
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.471Please respect copyright.PENANAPzvibZDSXd
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)471Please respect copyright.PENANASeQ2wOdGEm
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.471Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9Vg7jn3ht
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.471Please respect copyright.PENANANtRyZZwXqO
Princess: You, too.471Please respect copyright.PENANAsDwh0fC4qQ
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.471Please respect copyright.PENANAQym1VRNZ5i
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAv7Pd4uDHKD
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)471Please respect copyright.PENANABTiA3mtcG5
(Anya picks up Firestar.)471Please respect copyright.PENANA0Er7kRT7X7
Firestar: Watch it.471Please respect copyright.PENANA0aRITNU3Pq
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?471Please respect copyright.PENANARC7N8kX8Ef
Xander: An, these cats are wild.471Please respect copyright.PENANApvYS41VEz9
Anya: You're no fun.471Please respect copyright.PENANArtaY7LYuRg
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAKYKFFFGIJf
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!471Please respect copyright.PENANAVeim7XDdMU
Leafpool: Are you okay?471Please respect copyright.PENANAHKIViWqSuy
Firestar: I'm fine.471Please respect copyright.PENANA8go7bgFndL
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAZnHe1kkQlw
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.471Please respect copyright.PENANAZm9w1dXLXL
Sookie: Likewise.471Please respect copyright.PENANAOlSpOjCaSH
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?471Please respect copyright.PENANAsQpmddWtDG
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.471Please respect copyright.PENANAwV6O2QXtJR
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.471Please respect copyright.PENANAS5SV4iQydz
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAHDAf07qzmI
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAvSQ67MuTWT
Sookie: That's so cute!471Please respect copyright.PENANA93HzDNQYJm
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAfRfuRoI4R9
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.471Please respect copyright.PENANAsYTnJSoC0D
Longtail: Mousefur?471Please respect copyright.PENANAEKakkJlNyG
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.471Please respect copyright.PENANAOSIvurvypo
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAM5KntorfAH
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.471Please respect copyright.PENANAmcmtGuucOK
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.471Please respect copyright.PENANA8TDxHemnGN
Crookedstar: I agree.471Please respect copyright.PENANAaXadGxPqHC
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.471Please respect copyright.PENANA2szrsSkJzE
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.471Please respect copyright.PENANAWfE2IKfDvT
Graystripe: Count me in.471Please respect copyright.PENANAZOVhzSnwuQ
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.471Please respect copyright.PENANAR4OZx4CIU3
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAnSmYgnX7qR
(Anya smiles.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAb2gy1XEOW9
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!471Please respect copyright.PENANAq2dfUwHClR
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAXl8S5r5zIq
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAprgA53LKPd
(Anya and Xander kiss.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAhLSVFvZPvG
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAHpvQTXAhqp
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAv4mlLPViZu
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)471Please respect copyright.PENANAh0L9uDdylr
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.471Please respect copyright.PENANAAQJADHY22V
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.471Please respect copyright.PENANAgakrk8j426
Ferncloud: I agree.