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直到有一日,我收到快遞嘅一隻手錶,又幾岩戴。8964 copyright protection572PENANAik9wX8k5KT 維尼
「歡迎使用『付出比較錶』,呢隻錶可以計算戀人嘅付出,睇下妳係咪一個好女友。」8964 copyright protection572PENANANLDAZtPagY 維尼
隻錶識發聲,Siri黎?邊個送架?8964 copyright protection572PENANAMNvCzNujTS 維尼
「當妳嘅付出指數,比男友阿揚少一百倍,就會分手。接唔接受挑戰?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAwkw0drPO3S 維尼
無啦啦講乜分手,我想除低隻錶,但點扯都除唔甩。8964 copyright protection572PENANA4tbIvKHBbn 維尼
「直到妳同阿揚分手,或者一年後仲一齊緊,隻錶先除得甩。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAnFBaKcnLqv 維尼
咁神奇?不過,我呢種好女仔,付出點會少過男友,隻錶想計咪計。8964 copyright protection572PENANA8rgZawOiAI 維尼
「Challenge accepted!計算開始。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAcpeRKYgTjX 維尼
瞓覺前我照常打俾阿揚,傾咗一個鐘電話。8964 copyright protection572PENANAJX336PMLVl 維尼
「嘟,男友付出指數+1」8964 copyright protection572PENANAVrcvmnmNbw 維尼
我唔太滿意:「點解我地兩個傾電話,剩係佢加付出指數?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAKLW0yCX18a 維尼
「嘟,因為妳鍾意阿揚陪妳傾電話,而阿揚放工好攰,為咗妳開心先陪妳。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAFZlDmG19Is 維尼
Well,阿揚的確咁講過......算啦,豪俾佢,反正聽日約咗阿揚,我嘅付出指數一定會增加。8964 copyright protection572PENANAJwfGGIoY6H 維尼
我地約好一齊去行山,我連裝備都幫佢準備好,途中又噓寒問暖,開開心心過咗一日。8964 copyright protection572PENANA28hQIYHeQI 維尼
「嘟,男友付出指數+3」8964 copyright protection572PENANADYwpgrNaBE 維尼
做咩又係得佢加?隻錶都唔make sense嘅。8964 copyright protection572PENANANn8HE3EorV 維尼
阿揚生日,我花咗好多時間,畫咗幅畫,居然只加咗1點。8964 copyright protection572PENANAONEZgWCn9T 維尼
到我生日,係我強烈要求之下,佢親手整咗個銀包畀我,我幾滿意。8964 copyright protection572PENANAsKiRGtGObq 維尼
奇怪嘅係,大家都送手作禮物,佢嘅付出指數居然加咗3點。8964 copyright protection572PENANA14kKwGnmn4 維尼
我得出結論:隻「付出比較錶」亂黎,唔使理佢,都唔會有魔力令我地分手,8964 copyright protection572PENANAa2yzT1wDep 維尼
半年後,阿揚嘅付出指數多過我100倍,8964 copyright protection572PENANAcwzBrSXJ7D 維尼
同一日,我收到阿揚嘅分手Msg:「對唔住,我地唔適合。」8964 copyright protection572PENANABQIA2Zu346 維尼
然後,隻錶自動鬆開咗。8964 copyright protection572PENANAA3VOMJPPfK 維尼
我喊咗好耐,都唔明點解會分手。我性格咁好,有咩會唔適合?8964 copyright protection572PENANAS6fDr9fBwM 維尼
兩個月後,我喺fb見到「阿揚同阿花in a relationship」,8964 copyright protection572PENANAYbTY8rnTu7 維尼
邊個係阿花?撳入佢fb,見到全部都係名牌、飲飲食食咁,超級膚淺,8964 copyright protection572PENANABkPGTRmKQL 維尼
呢種港女點配得起我嘅阿揚?8964 copyright protection572PENANAxZVR7h36vy 維尼
我心生一計,將隻「付出比較錶」寄咗去阿花間公司。8964 copyright protection572PENANAGGxocXlFjY 維尼
無幾耐,果然喺fb見到,阿花戴住果隻邪惡嘅錶,8964 copyright protection572PENANAbxm7Ww3XXx 維尼
嘿嘿,估計沒多久,你倆就分手。8964 copyright protection572PENANAZNXvSadVGj 維尼
到時阿揚就會發現我有幾好,番黎我身邊。8964 copyright protection572PENANAbBNtzcA0fV 維尼
一年後,我收到快遞,居然係果隻錶。8964 copyright protection572PENANA3Gka5yFUwP 維尼
同一日,阿揚喺fb宣佈,要同阿花結婚。8964 copyright protection572PENANAgGktCewMvc 維尼
戴係我度就分手,戴係個死港女度就結婚?8964 copyright protection572PENANABw4kePbg6t 維尼
我將隻錶扔落地下,喊咗出黎:「點解會咁?」8964 copyright protection572PENANArvYbrhVWU7 維尼
「嘟,妳知唔知阿揚係專業人士,人工高,但做野好辛苦?」隻錶係地下鳴叫。8964 copyright protection572PENANAu5JfvfUbUO 維尼
「我知,我都無用佢D錢,餐餐飯都AA制,仲唔夠好?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAYVI2aNujjb 維尼
「嘟,阿揚根本唔介意果D錢,反而佢做野好大壓力,放工想瞓覺,但要陪妳傾電話;8964 copyright protection572PENANAgEwaAb9mfr 維尼
放假佢想食好野、買靚衫、陪屋企人咁,但你要佢行山做Gym。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAfi346pPNBl 維尼
我忍唔住大叫:「做下運動唔好咩?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAIddJ7HP4QZ 維尼
「嘟,阿揚唔鍾意過呢種生活。仲有妳生日啊,妳逼佢用成個假期整銀包,佢寧願買個名牌包包畀妳。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAX8hjBVSUzW 維尼
「我都有畫畫送畀佢。」8964 copyright protection572PENANA8bTLfOxJs4 維尼
「嘟,你享受過程。而且係妳鍾意,阿揚都唔識欣賞。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAJLi7IYvgPg 維尼
我未反應得切,隻錶突然播一段片,咦,係我同阿揚某一次行山......8964 copyright protection572PENANACjvZbjThPh 維尼
我講起:「第時度蜜月呢,我想去登黃山,聽講風景好好。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAz0JAZvGObY 維尼
阿揚呆一呆:「我仲諗住去歐洲。」8964 copyright protection572PENANA3eCMl8VT5v 維尼
「我又唔係果D名牌港女,點會咁膚淺。如果你體力好D,我直情想去西藏感受下雄麗風光。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAplGkz42ne6 維尼
「......嗯。聽日阿媽約飲茶,佢叫妳去,妳得唔得閒?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAq2uRpabyTy 維尼
「下,我唔想去。你阿媽講黎講去都係三姑六婆野,咩超市買夠幾多錢送個鍋、煮排骨用咩醬好,諗起都悶。你飲完茶出黎,陪我做Gym啦。」8964 copyright protection572PENANANJgJtLcIil 維尼
「......好啦。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAIuwJiEqq18 維尼
「嘟,一直以黎,都係阿揚付出,佢去遷就妳,呢種關係唔會長久。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAbqWp3AnDvq 維尼
「咁阿花呢?」8964 copyright protection572PENANALOE3rao0uT 維尼
「嘟,阿花係鍾意名牌,但阿揚買得起,一齊行名店都好開心。8964 copyright protection572PENANAVVopZYZLbT 維尼
而且阿花學緊煮野食,同阿揚媽咪好傾得埋......」8964 copyright protection572PENANAZK5h4Kpdp5 維尼
隻錶講咗一大輪,我打斷佢:「即係話,阿揚就係鍾意D無內涵、性格差嘅死港女?」8964 copyright protection572PENANALhLEU17m1S 維尼
「嘟,性格無好/差,只有夾/唔夾。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAr2TSxrY9YP 維尼
我接受唔到,明明大家都鬧港女,點解港女唔係性格差?8964 copyright protection572PENANABnYzexo09q 維尼
直到我遇到現任男友阿明,無乜錢,好鍾意做運動,花好多時間陪我、整小禮物,8964 copyright protection572PENANAaaYln7Vm71 維尼
最重要嘅係,佢同我一樣咁鍾意鬧港女!8964 copyright protection572PENANA7zlZt4PV9i 維尼
所以,佢覺得我性格好好,直情係完美。8964 copyright protection572PENANAVSWBnxttnk 維尼
每個人對另一半都有要求,要求無分好壞,8964 copyright protection572PENANAaqFMze4fhB 維尼
只有分你畀唔畀得起,同埋,願唔願意畀。8964 copyright protection572PENANAL4ytj0uhaL 維尼
一年後,阿明同我講分手,佢鍾意咗個女同事。8964 copyright protection572PENANAlafSXc7Oi5 維尼
我咬牙切齒咁問隻錶:「你又話我地好夾?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAqJkz57Cbvg 維尼
「嘟,經過計算,你同阿明志趣相投,係天作之合。」8964 copyright protection572PENANATqVM57QBRl 維尼
「咁點解會分手?個女人有咩好過我?」8964 copyright protection572PENANAxgzlYLQIQV 維尼
「嘟,佢靚過妳。」8964 copyright protection572PENANAmQKDRfiWQL 維尼
「......」8964 copyright protection572PENANA1vlijqmrR6 維尼
「嘟,阿明唔跟計算結果,貪圖美色,最後佢地都唔會相處得開心架。」8964 copyright protection572PENANA5eKjDOyCiM 維尼
咁有乜用?我依加已經唔開心。8964 copyright protection572PENANA8of6wKmFqc 維尼
「嘟,經過計算,妳之後會......」8964 copyright protection572PENANAEA6LKVAVWx 維尼
無之後啦,我一腳踩爛咗隻錶。8964 copyright protection572PENANAvsPHJKd4ZZ 維尼
有人貪慕虛榮、有人堅持AA、有人靚有人醜......8964 copyright protection572PENANAV03ihcCkN3 維尼
最後佢地喺情場上各有幸或不幸,我地嘗試總結一條Formula去計算最佳模式,8964 copyright protection572PENANAnJfiHDB99p 維尼
結果,愛情,根本無得計算。8964 copyright protection572PENANAIYAFusoqJA 維尼
-完-8964 copyright protection572PENANALfkoVEAFR7 維尼
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