社辦裡,這個社團裡僅有的八人難得齊集一堂,會議的內容卻是荒誕無稽。739Please respect copyright.PENANAtjytBXJYnr
「殺人?」聽了社長的堂堂宣布,眾人不禁紛紛咋舌,不約而同發出同樣的詫異。739Please respect copyright.PENANAP607LsnEE5
「沒錯啊,我們可都是這個超異能社的一份子,什麼大事沒幹過?殺人這種區區小事又豈能毫無經驗?當然要趁機會給它試一次。」社長說得義正嚴詞,躲在角落滑手機玩的阿因可不樂意了,苦著臉說:「拜託,別講得好像所有人都和你一樣有什麼奇怪的力量好不好?」739Please respect copyright.PENANAzSLi1DPBZt
「所以我才當社長啊!你們這些凡夫俗子也只能當我的手下啦!」739Please respect copyright.PENANAtvpaXWwmBT
說完,社長仰天得意大笑,笑得社員們面面相覷。739Please respect copyright.PENANASWjjHAhB6r
最後,還是由當慣了總召的黑谷搶先答應,高喊說:「好啊!既然社長都下定決心了,咱們也沒道裡讓他自己一個人去衝!你們說是不是,各位夥伴!」739Please respect copyright.PENANAoORBW6CmZ3
「誰跟你是夥伴啊?你這個腦衝的豬頭。」739Please respect copyright.PENANAnfKZ5YKaIa
「嗯--?基隆東你有什麼意見?有話直說啊?」739Please respect copyright.PENANAYhkYTOkhEP
綽號基隆東的社員本只是慣性碎嘴,沒料到黑谷耳朵這麼尖,連他自言自語都沒放過,嚇得連忙噤聲,心裡則是千萬頭草泥馬在奔騰。739Please respect copyright.PENANAqvEL6QP7BM
這時,一旁的光頭社員也舉手跟進,說:「黑谷同學說得沒錯,我也贊同社長的提議。」739Please respect copyright.PENANACXTaYNnFFW
「喂!淫佛,怎麼連你也來鬧!」基隆東氣得瞪大雙眼,語氣已有些緊張,他可沒想到平常舉止再端正尋常不過的淫佛竟然也跟著「窩裡反」。739Please respect copyright.PENANAzxFhsDXmv9
淫佛笑笑,聳肩說:「社長做頭嘛,我總不好為反對而反對吧。如果有什麼意見,最好還是先想出些替代方案比較好,不然也只能接受囉。」739Please respect copyright.PENANAU7tmG94U2t
媽的,說得好像很有道理啊!基隆東背上直冒汗,坐他左手邊的文竟女生望了望環繞會議桌的眾人,最後悄悄舉手,怯生生地說:「那、那個......那樣的話,我也......」739Please respect copyright.PENANAoH4M6B3azJ
「妳也要!?」基隆東氣得瞪向女孩,但還來不及說些什麼,馬上被黑谷搶先臭罵制止,只得乖乖閉嘴。739Please respect copyright.PENANAo9aydzwEpL
「既然這樣,那麼這次的社團活動內容就--」社長見眾人不再發言,滿意地點點頭,正欲下結論,忽然一把聲音插了進來:「稍等一下!」739Please respect copyright.PENANASwDOwlbgcD
「陳火斤,你有什麼話想說嗎?」眾人轉向專管社團財務的陳火斤,問。739Please respect copyright.PENANAJK9NqNd93c
陳火斤不疾不徐,點出筆電裡的統計報表,將其投影到社團的大螢幕上,張口便是大長串的專名和成本計算等形勢分析與利害說明,機槍等級的速嘴壓得眾人頭暈腦脹,愕然之間皆不及辯解,這才下了結論:「簡單來說,殺人一事我們不能輕忽對待,必須擬定出最妥善周全的計畫,並且不斷地模擬實地演練,直到在場的每一個人都能夠確實承擔起自己負責的職位,百分之百執行各項環節,直到毫無失誤的疑慮之後才能定案。」739Please respect copyright.PENANAcGgLrek11k
「好好好--我懂、我懂了啦。」阿因大嘆一口氣,舉雙手投降說:「之後記得給我五百萬酬勞就好,拜託你別再說了。」739Please respect copyright.PENANA5004kGYozU
贊同社長提案的人已然過半,眼看大局底定,基隆東顧不得黑谷還在場,大唉一聲,垂頭認栽。739Please respect copyright.PENANAPdQSowJaFj
隨後,他們不約而同,把目光轉放到了那尚未發表意見的最後一人身上。739Please respect copyright.PENANAperEP3EfUP
良久,那名從頭到尾只顧著嚼棉花軟糖的第八社員才注意到眾人的目光,當場愣住。739Please respect copyright.PENANAF8ji2YfWti
「呃......咦?咦?咦?你們幹嘛這樣看我......我、我不會分你們吃的喔!這包花了我五十五塊呢!」
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