GET THIS. WATCH. TWO SECONDS FLAT IT SOAKS UP THAT WATER. OOO. YEAH. SQUEEZE IT INTO YOUR MOUTH. IT'S WINE. WOW. COULDA BEEN A MESS, BUT NO. BUY TWO, GET ONE FREE. HOLY COW. CAN YOU BELIEVE? IT'S JESUS. BAM. FOLLOW ME. WATER TO WINE. WINE IN THE TOWEL. YOU NEED THIS TOWEL. SHAZAMO. GOOD GOLLY GOSH, GONDOLLA-HEADS. WATCH. HERE'S A DEAL. THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY? JESUS TOWEL IS THE GODDAMN WAY. BUY TWO. BUY THREE. GIVE 'EM TO YOUR FRIENDS. GIVE 'EM TO YOUR ENEMIES. WHO NEEDS THESE WHEN YOU HAVE... YOU NEED THESE. YOU NEED TEN. GIVE US YOUR MONEY. SALVATION IS ONLY A WIPE AWAY. IS IT A TOWEL? IS IT YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR? IT'S BOTH! GET THIS.556Please respect copyright.PENANAGNTfCYt65w
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Published:
Jan 18, 2018
ENTRY #7
JESUS TOWEL ("GET THIS" INFOMERCIAL)
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Jan 18, 2018
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