「阿David你廿歲,讀梗大學係嘛?」很快便收聽第二位聽聚打來的電話。163Please respect copyright.PENANA6zQd3pLZyd
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「係…」163Please respect copyright.PENANARFzjRgXK3T
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這傢伙打來是聽我說話還是想傾訴的?他還有沒有第二句?163Please respect copyright.PENANAPM8cE0BNg2
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「你可唔可以講下你追佢嘅過程啊?」163Please respect copyright.PENANAvJu0lBzIOT
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「啊…咪追佢囉。」163Please respect copyright.PENANAYZb4Y1ADo4
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我從來沒有一刻像現在一樣,那麼有衝動想把聽筒給砸掉。163Please respect copyright.PENANAkz46UluYBZ
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香港的教育就是製造了這些廢物出來嗎?163Please respect copyright.PENANAyVtXa1wLnf
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但為了節目…我忍。163Please respect copyright.PENANAMQEOT0ha1C
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「詳細少少講下?」163Please respect copyright.PENANAOHkq3Y9U0n
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「我…以前番學都會好早去到佢屋企樓下等佢,然後跟住佢番學。」163Please respect copyright.PENANA0WE5jAgC0X
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「佢食飯我又會跟住去食,佢去圖書館我都會跟住…」163Please respect copyright.PENANA1opoQytB2a
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這是痴漢的行為吧?!163Please respect copyright.PENANAs3r7R6bxh1
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「佢生日果陣我唔夠錢買花…所以就買咗棵西蘭花俾佢。」163Please respect copyright.PENANAqXvEMWuDpp
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「點知佢當眾扯爛朵西蘭花,仲係到鬧我…」163Please respect copyright.PENANAClyduJC4L4
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聽到這兒,我差點拍掌叫好,竟然把西蘭花形容為一朵朵的,想必他也病入膏肓。163Please respect copyright.PENANAbvq1cP8Ezc
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「喂大佬啊,你咁搞法係人都走啦,你明明自己問題係邊啊?」163Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2qmxGBn3q
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「因為棵西蘭花太冇誠意?」163Please respect copyright.PENANAv0bdKgIv2C
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……媽的。163Please respect copyright.PENANAXU6tpuprE2
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「你知唔知你咁樣跟住人,人地可以報警?你唔係覺得咁樣好浪漫啊?」163Please respect copyright.PENANANAdcjzQjAV
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「都…都幾浪漫啊,我睇戲啲人都係咁。」他說。163Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ43Bjd6x3
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「戲還戲啊大佬,周星馳可以踢到個波上天唔通你又得咩!」163Please respect copyright.PENANAGNbhRPSNnR
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「你咩啊你,有大學讀就好啲書,唔好曬咗個學位啦!」163Please respect copyright.PENANAsCht4fuHS4
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「香港有好多想讀大學嘅都冇大學讀啊!」163Please respect copyright.PENANAy9gvXCBSsI
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想不到我竟會那麼動氣,或許是因爲想起自己也是香港教育下的犧牲者吧。163Please respect copyright.PENANAl9L6AN4JWH
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我足足訓話了他十五分鐘,我不知道我是有何資格。163Please respect copyright.PENANAWw0G8Nr1jc
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或許我不想他好像我那麼失敗吧。163Please respect copyright.PENANAXmAZHfD3EX
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「你洗唔洗咁勞氣啊?」掛了線後,Sally問。163Please respect copyright.PENANAHyV78QrtQI
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「條友幾乎係變態啦喎,梗係要鬧醒佢啦。」163Please respect copyright.PENANAPVTJZKTMS9
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「佢仲係聽眾黎架喎…」163Please respect copyright.PENANAecVp4KtDT3
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「知唔知你果句話嘅相反係咩?」我問。163Please respect copyright.PENANAUKapayebNz
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「咩啊?」163Please respect copyright.PENANAQzDpgYGeEM
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「If you can’t join them, beat them.」163Please respect copyright.PENANAxBYGSgns7P
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「我係要俾佢地癲,但係唔係盲目咁癲落去。」163Please respect copyright.PENANAhylEmUvQaX
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「我係一個主持,就要有番做主持嘅責任。」163Please respect copyright.PENANAVx7DH0SWAJ
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「嘛,估唔到你都幾有大志。」她說。163Please respect copyright.PENANAnZibqnrwLw
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不知是鬧開有條癮或是怎麼樣,接下來打來的聽眾,若有不對的地方,我便一直鬧,一直鬧。163Please respect copyright.PENANASltXVsN043
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「喂…喂…」翌日清早,我又再度被一個電話吵醒。163Please respect copyright.PENANAXc55mZYcf0
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我係個電台DJ,每晚都做個無咩人聽嘅節目
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ISSUE #4
(四) 西蘭花的奇緣
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