「阿David你廿歲,讀梗大學係嘛?」很快便收聽第二位聽聚打來的電話。166Please respect copyright.PENANAu0ohdnxOOY
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「你話你追咗女神好多年都追唔到?」 166Please respect copyright.PENANAhuWolMkfZk
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「係…」 166Please respect copyright.PENANAn2WT6Yi6gv
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「佢仲話好憎你?」166Please respect copyright.PENANAdgmnVmp0j4
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「係…」166Please respect copyright.PENANALZtX1s2C05
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這傢伙打來是聽我說話還是想傾訴的?他還有沒有第二句?166Please respect copyright.PENANA4S3d4yv6O0
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「你可唔可以講下你追佢嘅過程啊?」166Please respect copyright.PENANA4wQP7XTb7c
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「啊…咪追佢囉。」166Please respect copyright.PENANAJv3m6jmPOe
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我從來沒有一刻像現在一樣,那麼有衝動想把聽筒給砸掉。166Please respect copyright.PENANAJUmkBvdd3F
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香港的教育就是製造了這些廢物出來嗎?166Please respect copyright.PENANAJw5HLj5qfR
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但為了節目…我忍。166Please respect copyright.PENANA0V9RwmP76U
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「詳細少少講下?」166Please respect copyright.PENANAtkbqDRCtWs
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「我…以前番學都會好早去到佢屋企樓下等佢,然後跟住佢番學。」166Please respect copyright.PENANARPHxUuy8eA
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「佢食飯我又會跟住去食,佢去圖書館我都會跟住…」166Please respect copyright.PENANAQy78EOi6rU
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這是痴漢的行為吧?!166Please respect copyright.PENANAVSgp37ZaIN
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「佢生日果陣我唔夠錢買花…所以就買咗棵西蘭花俾佢。」166Please respect copyright.PENANA6XY1ArNuqp
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「點知佢當眾扯爛朵西蘭花,仲係到鬧我…」166Please respect copyright.PENANAlTqOl7mWbO
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聽到這兒,我差點拍掌叫好,竟然把西蘭花形容為一朵朵的,想必他也病入膏肓。166Please respect copyright.PENANAy8aWCyK2GR
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「喂大佬啊,你咁搞法係人都走啦,你明明自己問題係邊啊?」166Please respect copyright.PENANAc5urDSumJx
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「因為棵西蘭花太冇誠意?」166Please respect copyright.PENANAnGJh5PR2sj
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……媽的。166Please respect copyright.PENANArBNPGkDiZF
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「你知唔知你咁樣跟住人,人地可以報警?你唔係覺得咁樣好浪漫啊?」166Please respect copyright.PENANAHrNkExiRaQ
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「都…都幾浪漫啊,我睇戲啲人都係咁。」他說。166Please respect copyright.PENANAZLoAFfwIrC
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「戲還戲啊大佬,周星馳可以踢到個波上天唔通你又得咩!」166Please respect copyright.PENANAy79OWzTBYR
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「我…」166Please respect copyright.PENANAjL95XqkOVn
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「你咩啊你,有大學讀就好啲書,唔好曬咗個學位啦!」166Please respect copyright.PENANAlr6hZAm4NF
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「香港有好多想讀大學嘅都冇大學讀啊!」166Please respect copyright.PENANAxOOG7vll5b
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想不到我竟會那麼動氣,或許是因爲想起自己也是香港教育下的犧牲者吧。166Please respect copyright.PENANA1GAuQupFhP
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我足足訓話了他十五分鐘,我不知道我是有何資格。166Please respect copyright.PENANAHOxoDAb5PC
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或許我不想他好像我那麼失敗吧。166Please respect copyright.PENANA2jMjRxQ9CZ
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「你洗唔洗咁勞氣啊?」掛了線後,Sally問。166Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7QHSoawU6
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「條友幾乎係變態啦喎,梗係要鬧醒佢啦。」166Please respect copyright.PENANAsZB5fmBnhY
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「佢仲係聽眾黎架喎…」166Please respect copyright.PENANA6jm4x0whWj
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「知唔知你果句話嘅相反係咩?」我問。166Please respect copyright.PENANAXC4D3fD1ZR
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「咩啊?」166Please respect copyright.PENANAm53czMplAq
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「If you can’t join them, beat them.」166Please respect copyright.PENANALusLEn5en0
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「我係要俾佢地癲,但係唔係盲目咁癲落去。」166Please respect copyright.PENANAy9JE3UJpnQ
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「我係一個主持,就要有番做主持嘅責任。」166Please respect copyright.PENANAEQnD3rdk1S
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「嘛,估唔到你都幾有大志。」她說。166Please respect copyright.PENANAmKhf0XTjvd
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不知是鬧開有條癮或是怎麼樣,接下來打來的聽眾,若有不對的地方,我便一直鬧,一直鬧。166Please respect copyright.PENANAkAkL6bPh8t
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「喂…喂…」翌日清早,我又再度被一個電話吵醒。166Please respect copyright.PENANASRNan0Xwbc
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(四) 西蘭花的奇緣
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