CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAoQN3Lc4gtr
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAbqWwBnFMZF
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjywMg2Xcnj
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA9ArFhfd5MW
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAZWChSu6mZZ
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAny3TnbDPdu
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA3XwaxM5AxB
"Okay then. First letter."1047Please respect copyright.PENANAt7G8tM8Zcp
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1047Please respect copyright.PENANASgwx9uBQ5J
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1047Please respect copyright.PENANASGApOXY2Bs
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAtWJ236y5oW
"No, what the hell, May?"1047Please respect copyright.PENANAm3q3IJxUvR
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAf3aYhDsd8n
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAIYjF9x8ISr
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAsJSTQ4ew8g
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1047Please respect copyright.PENANAaYcaOX9MhP
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jk1XT4fjC
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvPcM3UbMaq
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1047Please respect copyright.PENANApZZSlubgdS
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1047Please respect copyright.PENANAUIUruAARK9
David sighs, and closes the book.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2VU3wJYCO8
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAmK7YVlvRam
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1047Please respect copyright.PENANARfi3EwjjpF
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAq0cbZNkQPh
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMowk3stmBX
sample volume: 7325kL1047Please respect copyright.PENANAX3nqPHWmwk
hypothesis: i am alone1047Please respect copyright.PENANAv9tScIvWbg
method:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAsqmn5NF1xD
-extract impurities1047Please respect copyright.PENANAz17z77PCZ2
result: collected 109875L of impurities1047Please respect copyright.PENANAhxr3V4lO4J
hypothesis disproven1047Please respect copyright.PENANAjYjB3iw52f
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1047Please respect copyright.PENANAtfF1RcZuSl
method:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAS9DQhSKYsp
-sift and sort impurities1047Please respect copyright.PENANAyl6s7fahqq
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1047Please respect copyright.PENANAUcfAk8sec4
hypothesis disproven1047Please respect copyright.PENANAv4pDTONcnS
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1047Please respect copyright.PENANAoqqrBA2nYa
method:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAp6VW14TpUK
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1047Please respect copyright.PENANA8oVzibjxoI
-place in flask1047Please respect copyright.PENANAuR4Iy3Vh4M
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANAizq2K5mfqk
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANAD4Okt7lzoC
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANAtzopZvTV80
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANArnkGPkVMms
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvRTq4v0xH0
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANAUIBL8Znioo
-wait1047Please respect copyright.PENANAnASLk8R8Un
-until something magical happens1047Please respect copyright.PENANADlgvES7dXq
result: i waited1047Please respect copyright.PENANALgLeliqbsh
result: i wanted1047Please respect copyright.PENANAIbsByhfaXl
result: i failed1047Please respect copyright.PENANAKQWOT61jbj
result: i hid1047Please respect copyright.PENANAZbl4LBFsVP
result: i tried1047Please respect copyright.PENANA51CgisXoHs
result: i searched1047Please respect copyright.PENANAczjHesLp70
result: i found1047Please respect copyright.PENANAPD7TrhFGHS
result: i found something magical1047Please respect copyright.PENANAdJaYWyoSLy
hypotheses disproven1047Please respect copyright.PENANAJyQtdf1CMf
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQbB7DXf7mS
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAxwbv7o3fv7
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1047Please respect copyright.PENANArWZ0NpQtoi
Thursday's child has far to go,1047Please respect copyright.PENANA5SOcgtucOg
Friday's child is loving and giving,1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0oeBzaamT1
Saturday's child works hard for his living1047Please respect copyright.PENANAYsC7dytX29
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA9U7FEVBtqU
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1047Please respect copyright.PENANAY3G7uPaRAh
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1047Please respect copyright.PENANAYJIXIBQQez
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1047Please respect copyright.PENANAEoGE7rcLcr
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1047Please respect copyright.PENANAmF6aXb61Vk
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7WWN7LvXGW
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1047Please respect copyright.PENANAFshzCQgxEO
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvH58NRIzH3
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1047Please respect copyright.PENANANqKrW3TFlZ
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1047Please respect copyright.PENANAz2VBvuxx6Z
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1047Please respect copyright.PENANABqrZBul3Xy
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA2WRdQ0GyPN
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1047Please respect copyright.PENANATFZkUNShnX
Carolyn1047Please respect copyright.PENANAJCipRRMSPW
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAL2SokxpwZX
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA9xyHK3t8t7
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMVU6t3xCgW
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAJndemzYjTz
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1047Please respect copyright.PENANAh8xOy0NJLU
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1047Please respect copyright.PENANATayIGGNyeg
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAY67XOvdu0H
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAPJd1oabslX
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAzml9fvK5lZ
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAPbbiwtfjso
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAM7kgQi4H8g
Why is this, experts ask?1047Please respect copyright.PENANA1MqDlsuiya
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1047Please respect copyright.PENANAkvtseUA0yi
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAL4xNHO20Jc
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAeapMCjrzZg
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlXW53n41nD
Video cameras find nothing.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvLeTsOFhLw
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAXtKv5J34U1
No ectograph response.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAqhRh4OYLig
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAvB6zlrvNOb
Video cameras find nothing.1047Please respect copyright.PENANARb4nv77xz7
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAxCjJNqkqB6
Slight ectograph response.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAbDhPOiKZkc
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0Fhuo6bnwT
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAQXErZKVYS1
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAwH0us3faX7
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAcMfYsS4HxO
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAXMhdFCBMYl
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAoUhuwqBEXs
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAPJIziw9S0S
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAsD1N6KVFCE
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1047Please respect copyright.PENANATPzklnknkG
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7MdRvPTAVI
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1047Please respect copyright.PENANANA0mTZIQv5
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlm3UiefHbj
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1047Please respect copyright.PENANAMT0eIBpr0X
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAnHhlPHSIwv
Audio records many casual conversations.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAq3IW8yyY4V
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAecz4JHWgLe
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlD6nbyOUI8
No ghost activity was found at all.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAfKzskdykTr
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA1RJnQ1rK5y
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAkEC3gtSG6V
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAbMy0XQOmFs
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAE3RlB6Zn1X
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1047Please respect copyright.PENANA4u4yQZ9Ost
Went up the hill1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7dk5jGJxtZ
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAdQKwGVbfQy
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAv26hBTJoAD
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAdVhNEoNlAe
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAhbKERzff8V
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAeRed2z1pXj
Tonight is different.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAbofJ52xoDS
He has nothing left to give to the well.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAk746sNgXhp
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAdSwhvtOq0i
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1047Please respect copyright.PENANASy8pSSRqkR
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAWE97Fx07g6
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAf4iLfP2DsV
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAutrEc5meoW
He wants it. He needs it.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAgqGkbK71pk
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAa2QlfMyMSN
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1047Please respect copyright.PENANALKSTPSuQKK
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAGiWbVJMb8l
"Go get 'em, tiger."1047Please respect copyright.PENANAT3ZWx4T9vA
And so a door closes, another opens.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA0vs3Ug2jIW
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1047Please respect copyright.PENANA7iKT9y0JP9
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAwo6E6zVUrN
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAeQWijFsET2
He grasps it.1047Please respect copyright.PENANABzCeF8kGlD
"Ready?"1047Please respect copyright.PENANADb1ETEeELc
The person answers. "Ready."1047Please respect copyright.PENANAl2KlymTzc2
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAaON7QR8EjW
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAzhF9L6Wf6E
Silence.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlKTZrurP7S
Everything stops.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAtH9mT2p0kG
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAlaUqLrGqd9
I wish…1047Please respect copyright.PENANA9KWGkVKM4f
I wish…1047Please respect copyright.PENANApA5BP4KXM5
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1047Please respect copyright.PENANAy6ORRmvUn7
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1047Please respect copyright.PENANAFK3Z0ttsWp
-chalkboard stories-1047Please respect copyright.PENANA6qX3NBqNwa
its only an enigma1047Please respect copyright.PENANACLgEtHUBKR
if you want it to be