CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAtlrgzHm2iP
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAWMUuZWKV8i
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAR1EXENO8HE
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAqPZsqjNCqL
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA61ejsx7DVK
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAqLxakLGU2g
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAnLUHICkix0
"Okay then. First letter."1001Please respect copyright.PENANA7J92UlYCKG
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA8zyLUONQeX
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3SGfxKhywh
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3iacdRc11y
"No, what the hell, May?"1001Please respect copyright.PENANARsTRCSHZDb
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAq2d9tiIZmW
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAImOTt98pjd
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1001Please respect copyright.PENANANqy4bQePzk
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1001Please respect copyright.PENANApKBUqUz1P0
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAgT9IwJ4WJd
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAbzbqdS9Tnw
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3fjVLiX84y
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1001Please respect copyright.PENANA1TzO6YDQZq
David sighs, and closes the book.1001Please respect copyright.PENANABZe9j9KqW1
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1001Please respect copyright.PENANANYHPRQnFIH
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAF3Cl0Va84j
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1001Please respect copyright.PENANADvCkn5jaxp
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1001Please respect copyright.PENANAfId7puTBsW
sample volume: 7325kL1001Please respect copyright.PENANANydrsvh25O
hypothesis: i am alone1001Please respect copyright.PENANAfZXWoZfCxd
method:1001Please respect copyright.PENANA2bVcvZ8dv0
-extract impurities1001Please respect copyright.PENANA7egoqpYCL1
result: collected 109875L of impurities1001Please respect copyright.PENANAusArtSLO7o
hypothesis disproven1001Please respect copyright.PENANAjKw5n4BBt8
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1001Please respect copyright.PENANACM7jAuHUis
method:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAOw1o7Mb5uf
-sift and sort impurities1001Please respect copyright.PENANAHAhB84pZAz
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1001Please respect copyright.PENANA9iqCB6ymzk
hypothesis disproven1001Please respect copyright.PENANAEL8JB0Hnnx
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1001Please respect copyright.PENANAO6CqUuZ89z
method:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAXarewTTe57
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1001Please respect copyright.PENANAXkddO0rsnd
-place in flask1001Please respect copyright.PENANACJ49nuXNUQ
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANAudjaIE7hxU
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANA7mdYjjy8bI
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3tk2cy4utk
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANAAjqdUIrVLl
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANAxksEvwgI8j
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANA5BfzQ2dlm8
-wait1001Please respect copyright.PENANAH0qlku7ZOn
-until something magical happens1001Please respect copyright.PENANArW8bA65Hd4
result: i waited1001Please respect copyright.PENANAR7jNo89nsU
result: i wanted1001Please respect copyright.PENANAHr2vw9d4XB
result: i failed1001Please respect copyright.PENANAFbsHlOeKt7
result: i hid1001Please respect copyright.PENANA9gXAiBwcRN
result: i tried1001Please respect copyright.PENANAcVCjQV4ppU
result: i searched1001Please respect copyright.PENANAlax4BfiJOj
result: i found1001Please respect copyright.PENANASf1ZHOqIPL
result: i found something magical1001Please respect copyright.PENANAwkLKiDtY0K
hypotheses disproven1001Please respect copyright.PENANAF7PKRdpT0G
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1001Please respect copyright.PENANANIBCspCr47
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1001Please respect copyright.PENANARvPwcD97x5
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAmVsinz1F0s
Thursday's child has far to go,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAeXLrAgXaN1
Friday's child is loving and giving,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAnq46ylmtsf
Saturday's child works hard for his living1001Please respect copyright.PENANAuSQUlKgHww
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA47xc16OIFW
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1001Please respect copyright.PENANAhY7CKxLzzd
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1001Please respect copyright.PENANAv3edfBKq34
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1001Please respect copyright.PENANAYXAlRzF5oh
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1001Please respect copyright.PENANALeU91xjUGy
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1001Please respect copyright.PENANAXH78IHN6of
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1001Please respect copyright.PENANASCew0COzof
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1001Please respect copyright.PENANAq3ROIbVq0x
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1001Please respect copyright.PENANABlEjHjmvaU
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1001Please respect copyright.PENANAdw6j4VeWZy
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1001Please respect copyright.PENANA8RFsjKolUU
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAehrQzGIZKN
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA5T70bqorhY
Carolyn1001Please respect copyright.PENANAhm7Q6HeCRR
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAcQE7aCZ4Wu
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAEZ9zYOPGF1
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1001Please respect copyright.PENANA7HZEiWNvXK
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA8Pvws79uDu
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1001Please respect copyright.PENANAUWQx9IiPoz
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAUgiOXiN0py
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAWS5VTfkQvb
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAZQYfwfkEjp
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1001Please respect copyright.PENANAsyHShk54f7
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1001Please respect copyright.PENANACgdCBNKXxL
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAVouO0GOfFL
Why is this, experts ask?1001Please respect copyright.PENANAqKY1FXpHF8
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1001Please respect copyright.PENANAzwEH3IDlB1
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA9SrIlnHG5U
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA1jjQQky3gz
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAFYgsNrBl7w
Video cameras find nothing.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAuqKcsg0dPX
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAMsEtnESP1x
No ectograph response.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAUwlHEOa4tK
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAPqCr9xTXjl
Video cameras find nothing.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAtiNOQFwFFt
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAK3UR4OCK9e
Slight ectograph response.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAut9xSBTFZJ
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAXFPdtWFSUr
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAieDeC7fYwG
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAmUEgeralwJ
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA09QcT2Npky
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA6AONzmwRYK
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAvnZ7dS662r
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAZXqPNdkWZj
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1001Please respect copyright.PENANADGYLLAu2yu
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAP8NRz86CVt
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAbWZHlcja3q
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAxmbyyxUgPy
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAPL1a92kSv2
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1001Please respect copyright.PENANAzKFfNonjRh
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAPrsyBcr280
Audio records many casual conversations.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAnhRug3XwJ4
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAIwb6XOivfa
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAhbO9aBWE3d
No ghost activity was found at all.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAp74SWMvakK
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAtQDcj0MvYc
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAJDBHU38zDf
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAWPbLAGyjYv
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA9fl4QFEz4z
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1001Please respect copyright.PENANAXTituYX57Z
Went up the hill1001Please respect copyright.PENANAMUCfB2suTs
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA0TmIDwuwDo
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAYPeC5L6Cl1
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAHy9B76BnI9
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAKxLh1DSR5A
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAj3wP733PU8
Tonight is different.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAaakUxLHIkN
He has nothing left to give to the well.1001Please respect copyright.PENANATr4pFJgW5r
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAWWLbvpivER
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAAJi1i75fu9
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAIdq2PHcwKd
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAOHSGu3Bssl
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAMYbwEg9Myu
He wants it. He needs it.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA8Yge43gHPp
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAkdLjRkQfL0
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAfdQHm8B1Cg
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA6pK1Kg5Ghe
"Go get 'em, tiger."1001Please respect copyright.PENANAeeFsa7wnF3
And so a door closes, another opens.1001Please respect copyright.PENANA3ME2fFW9B0
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAe65RZVBrTr
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1001Please respect copyright.PENANASIKpD0Sr55
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAkrxnX7JvwW
He grasps it.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAwWWTEcguLe
"Ready?"1001Please respect copyright.PENANAvRdANOPuvs
The person answers. "Ready."1001Please respect copyright.PENANAhPdgeKugzC
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAY9vtkcKK0J
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAl2CLuX0EmB
Silence.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAfbnQgwidEv
Everything stops.1001Please respect copyright.PENANARLSmEDCLPe
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ4u4yOZSz
I wish…1001Please respect copyright.PENANAdPxWzcrFhk
I wish…1001Please respect copyright.PENANAX30CJh7Ieg
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1001Please respect copyright.PENANA57XzxUld7v
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1001Please respect copyright.PENANAaqkf4OTZJw
-chalkboard stories-1001Please respect copyright.PENANArD60hOSvZA
its only an enigma1001Please respect copyright.PENANAhOpn6pvpiV
if you want it to be