CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMmNHfPkjwz
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAHlCoszWvFu
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQwQmBkXx6k
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAFZKS3Bz1aM
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAwEKnMliviT
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAfKEdl50Jkb
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAs4RcVYQIpN
"Okay then. First letter."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmcsuSvxWqb
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1048Please respect copyright.PENANATMn6LYekEX
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXiXMWR1PQV
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAi1qDzHBeoa
"No, what the hell, May?"1048Please respect copyright.PENANAELJGlnbBjB
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAm7RPTTWxwy
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAGlqLHL3Bz1
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAoB1hAodFyL
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1048Please respect copyright.PENANA4OqXRjG1s2
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAonkeXZ2r3E
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3DGs6DaHWE
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA1ue8c6XFqU
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1048Please respect copyright.PENANAuZXeKUZXq0
David sighs, and closes the book.1048Please respect copyright.PENANApk03YmR25B
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAApREIbFx7P
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAU7dAT1YjcD
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQpKx5Fk7wD
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1048Please respect copyright.PENANANUfraBGXEP
sample volume: 7325kL1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvU8p84kgke
hypothesis: i am alone1048Please respect copyright.PENANAzMEvi5NhPK
method:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWXGfwwC7MG
-extract impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANAU8ukA0o272
result: collected 109875L of impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANACMCXiI47wv
hypothesis disproven1048Please respect copyright.PENANAaunHiF85Mu
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1048Please respect copyright.PENANA5He2oFgBvW
method:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMLkBy49ys0
-sift and sort impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANAkH7IIoeK9O
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANA69kaBECbtL
hypothesis disproven1048Please respect copyright.PENANAtTF6P3TSJN
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1048Please respect copyright.PENANAO0wTdO8QPX
method:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmCK6xsf46p
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3EOOgSd7gE
-place in flask1048Please respect copyright.PENANAC2iLzTNUmF
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANANuzpHDnh0h
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXvcHg3oqkU
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZMWt4dcmV
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAitPLQEAT8p
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANA19jNh2Nyrn
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAtsL5DT3ENl
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANA2FaLMIS3P6
-until something magical happens1048Please respect copyright.PENANAU3oagU3ooS
result: i waited1048Please respect copyright.PENANANA28EwvhtK
result: i wanted1048Please respect copyright.PENANAIhRU9Q0bMI
result: i failed1048Please respect copyright.PENANAc6GsWKcC29
result: i hid1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvUdMONWcle
result: i tried1048Please respect copyright.PENANA2TASnU63A7
result: i searched1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbQ0qRkrVRt
result: i found1048Please respect copyright.PENANA651cHJ1FC5
result: i found something magical1048Please respect copyright.PENANAaOXDNPPgLY
hypotheses disproven1048Please respect copyright.PENANACGJ1VMSXQZ
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAGILiKKElZO
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAxsPskxZsMD
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAtcPbxQtIQl
Thursday's child has far to go,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbvAHehDkdn
Friday's child is loving and giving,1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7oQfGogQVJ
Saturday's child works hard for his living1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3xH5JwBCbB
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMrgvXy4wK6
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1048Please respect copyright.PENANAziXl7pTf02
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAkbnTfmFgUo
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1048Please respect copyright.PENANA66aZNCY38l
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAsplRiIb8lr
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1048Please respect copyright.PENANArAINO2bqVj
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAE4uY0m09Pg
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7OIpCTN8yT
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAt4fkrrZ7pG
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1048Please respect copyright.PENANA36hu3hfUWZ
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAGwI1VFdqOL
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA0U1YgYMekG
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAFhLhjvPfGV
Carolyn1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvIMDZWMXX3
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA1P9nieK9O0
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvDJRlqz6SC
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWtHEtmHAFE
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAakNgf1DV4n
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1048Please respect copyright.PENANA26s7wQFY7m
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAShmaPYg2Ig
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1048Please respect copyright.PENANACK1m4HuuBF
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvH2vmDXZNH
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAlt7r4p3SqE
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbXqP0K9pmt
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3RhsYxpQmQ
Why is this, experts ask?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmFgsUAxD9T
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAo9Unj1yWXY
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1048Please respect copyright.PENANARNcmfJaoYs
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAYMPjVBuToo
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAfzOe8MOp2Q
Video cameras find nothing.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAhrduPhQeK6
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAtk0jKw77mr
No ectograph response.1048Please respect copyright.PENANALKifkDxJxK
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1048Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q09cIOe5Z
Video cameras find nothing.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA5KLPbdwm5i
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA9FSRHaKvuQ
Slight ectograph response.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvcp9UwqS0d
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAA8Kd6CNIrp
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAxA8efcZdgL
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAzFgS18j4oF
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1048Please respect copyright.PENANASGlngW7hMz
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAU83nYq6AKs
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1048Please respect copyright.PENANABquULZYImb
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAA92MZ0duWQ
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAPE4wn2U1Wy
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAlmhLcEuMQP
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmcqG0LYdtW
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAqeY4zTHELD
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1048Please respect copyright.PENANASan15XJWSh
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAuENw1xSPRV
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAsT01amwXlv
Audio records many casual conversations.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmffWcCAonH
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1048Please respect copyright.PENANANejYVqBaFl
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3rUymz35nD
No ghost activity was found at all.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAfiaRc2Xu8O
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMzxZqnAsNF
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7afR5NiuV4
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAG4JSvOgBWw
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA2He988pz9C
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1048Please respect copyright.PENANAYmcsDFuhTQ
Went up the hill1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWS0mfAQjBM
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1048Please respect copyright.PENANALU90G7Px8L
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQcVt2gn7eZ
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAhAPHmuijD1
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7dAE859g5t
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAsA1grHS6cQ
Tonight is different.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAn0kUblwIM6
He has nothing left to give to the well.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAYfIMnioHSF
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvDefxK2LZ4
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAEposinsCAj
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAg8fuvGLd2t
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA4dPmbP0QBu
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWw7ecGEGt0
He wants it. He needs it.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA4mAOoIDmEW
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1048Please respect copyright.PENANABYjoVMrSSc
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAa78QhqMPME
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAHBybnCayW3
"Go get 'em, tiger."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAKUIHMUZt2y
And so a door closes, another opens.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWiQy0DPf36
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvUgkkbYMUP
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA5UD6r3Itut
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAVZStgzqxUc
He grasps it.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAivLG9lWmFh
"Ready?"1048Please respect copyright.PENANAekclM9QRIH
The person answers. "Ready."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeDUyXSkq2o
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAVYtolOHG9D
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAlVHzwY7qE7
Silence.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdWjA0Pv0py
Everything stops.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAopBIohzzSG
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1048Please respect copyright.PENANABw2e62REiF
I wish…1048Please respect copyright.PENANAK2KCjEfR37
I wish…1048Please respect copyright.PENANAHtVwTLqKqt
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7n742ZPSLk
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvc8qanPjBg
-chalkboard stories-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAqCevWHWfYh
its only an enigma1048Please respect copyright.PENANAOIz8143vIp
if you want it to be