CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAP1mXwi3rMJ
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1260Please respect copyright.PENANADEYz975bkV
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1260Please respect copyright.PENANASAxXIfclFa
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAICCu3HI1wq
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1260Please respect copyright.PENANASifx0mgZv5
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA7YHUYOGpIU
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA52GNTBMaCf
"Okay then. First letter."1260Please respect copyright.PENANAxlf8oNuYHs
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAzwguZqGGxU
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAndtij1t3fN
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAae2BKKcmcZ
"No, what the hell, May?"1260Please respect copyright.PENANAx2DOoK6FFh
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAZ16rUMeBZr
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA61mTfcCYgm
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAM66swGPpNX
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1260Please respect copyright.PENANAXmXyZoHO0l
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAPwBvlRw65z
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA7xKZ9tuYud
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA01zvBmHXfA
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1260Please respect copyright.PENANAHEEka600Ri
David sighs, and closes the book.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAX8ZCMgqI8q
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAp5dV4w3VxS
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAcHewaCudXq
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAFU1iEGt8ta
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1260Please respect copyright.PENANAaHUQHYflqZ
sample volume: 7325kL1260Please respect copyright.PENANAXsWrZE5dE2
hypothesis: i am alone1260Please respect copyright.PENANArtlHrm2jQy
method:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAuiVFmRKGaK
-extract impurities1260Please respect copyright.PENANAkW7tUzhE1Z
result: collected 109875L of impurities1260Please respect copyright.PENANAdI7D5C6uxA
hypothesis disproven1260Please respect copyright.PENANABoVqAuIsP9
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1260Please respect copyright.PENANAh1b7qAZYCC
method:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAHyFCyOG4je
-sift and sort impurities1260Please respect copyright.PENANAiYRUnyTt1p
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1260Please respect copyright.PENANAgiUnDhQfAo
hypothesis disproven1260Please respect copyright.PENANAPXSDGMtDsI
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1260Please respect copyright.PENANAVxcJzxuveC
method:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAqfnNLhuF1U
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1260Please respect copyright.PENANANo7IVtwkjn
-place in flask1260Please respect copyright.PENANAFq13tSON3C
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANApc1YS6JbNB
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANAlBxTBx4Px3
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANApxlZ41izNx
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANADScyLP11D9
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANAEiJPFFiO7R
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANASN3ryn9Iot
-wait1260Please respect copyright.PENANAY1b4EJyVtP
-until something magical happens1260Please respect copyright.PENANA0UcleJKW1A
result: i waited1260Please respect copyright.PENANAfurIEmD026
result: i wanted1260Please respect copyright.PENANAYWWIyIUVCz
result: i failed1260Please respect copyright.PENANAugp1W1LSQx
result: i hid1260Please respect copyright.PENANASBv8Oinh0e
result: i tried1260Please respect copyright.PENANAXYbELtxcvy
result: i searched1260Please respect copyright.PENANAWbU3csOK8j
result: i found1260Please respect copyright.PENANAom1sa4oYQc
result: i found something magical1260Please respect copyright.PENANALc5fE6McbB
hypotheses disproven1260Please respect copyright.PENANAy8fwhhXuCY
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAssBVbIn6AY
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1260Please respect copyright.PENANA4Jf5v7hFml
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAQOaGegSNxW
Thursday's child has far to go,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAsDBDKoh3ol
Friday's child is loving and giving,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAUJgwdIWQuR
Saturday's child works hard for his living1260Please respect copyright.PENANAcFJGmWyIAi
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAloHNDoQhGn
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1260Please respect copyright.PENANAN7suFJjtrh
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1260Please respect copyright.PENANA3ChJwn2EWL
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1260Please respect copyright.PENANA4hACm7NQBL
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1260Please respect copyright.PENANAjAGkXi0OdU
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1260Please respect copyright.PENANAK0FqsIGstw
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1260Please respect copyright.PENANAW0wDYHxbM6
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1260Please respect copyright.PENANAjn60ucrA4i
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1260Please respect copyright.PENANAHejiPpu5fP
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1260Please respect copyright.PENANAzwgsAT5Prg
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1260Please respect copyright.PENANAP1yeT10SVP
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAhJhXdA0EDT
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAKpGGoKAdyI
Carolyn1260Please respect copyright.PENANA4m3as5Xugy
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAySMvT81G3s
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAHwec98XJPZ
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1260Please respect copyright.PENANA16WE5PpFlF
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1260Please respect copyright.PENANApLOAm5p58n
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1260Please respect copyright.PENANAbMKOvoaSNP
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA1yyCyjsvrt
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAZd1l67INtT
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA48LHDEwBJt
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAd8BXFvmDKl
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA5hvMiyaaPo
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5ZRSEtIkI
Why is this, experts ask?1260Please respect copyright.PENANAVPLzJPkYdU
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1260Please respect copyright.PENANACLjevMeJVK
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA5qn5y5Tnpk
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAmEXK8ojCDr
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAWlbzLDE5yD
Video cameras find nothing.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAFnfdgYGpe6
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAF8DwDtG4LF
No ectograph response.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAVotKVmpjet
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAow4jeTBXQj
Video cameras find nothing.1260Please respect copyright.PENANApqhQljdl2W
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAudTjGsSDnw
Slight ectograph response.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAtbncA7u8zv
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAfypzVHAZBZ
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAOU5aLNk22R
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAIFEgdV94vO
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAB9dgLWf03E
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAireBY3Smkd
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAYBFOCTrXPa
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1260Please respect copyright.PENANAEBHRRH9dbj
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAMgdi8gmifA
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAT7SyHNWFn0
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAlfXvcfWLOr
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA4XpycPCkKs
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1260Please respect copyright.PENANABsZEDc5OS8
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1260Please respect copyright.PENANA4SbPBCv2VO
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAefz68WWCvL
Audio records many casual conversations.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAM90HITOF44
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1260Please respect copyright.PENANApTEet349ps
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAhBwW4xjsyP
No ghost activity was found at all.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA2QmTg5MkK2
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAqkmGVkcCAg
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAncnx7rUKKd
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAzXTcZy7C9H
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAjRZb7TjZoz
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1260Please respect copyright.PENANAmVQblkQuXq
Went up the hill1260Please respect copyright.PENANA6rkpx1wCwz
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAIkROK0VyAY
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAdPWLojseAi
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAPUGb7IqipV
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAwn0edubn8x
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA4xZKSS62Mi
Tonight is different.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAZBet6HKqpk
He has nothing left to give to the well.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAhW3xzuMqsm
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAsXwyDm3etL
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAdfIsGlfcov
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAGxy8FOBHkL
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAfq5KeYAuw8
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAVrypHaSBx1
He wants it. He needs it.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAd2fEZVA8lk
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAZyXNEMDEvP
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA8MbrZ5mrwl
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAu8HQ216CPz
"Go get 'em, tiger."1260Please respect copyright.PENANAqfTvN8I9Vy
And so a door closes, another opens.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA2LSKIBrdBk
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1260Please respect copyright.PENANArLsdRWYBdt
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1260Please respect copyright.PENANANZFQnvzNaM
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAVMjFppKUBO
He grasps it.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAMQShrdQnNa
"Ready?"1260Please respect copyright.PENANAWeLrAiaf7u
The person answers. "Ready."1260Please respect copyright.PENANA34DrIxcgM7
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA6JYbct3OWR
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1260Please respect copyright.PENANA58NGT7RnY4
Silence.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAmiQ0N6jhE1
Everything stops.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAOCTG8xyDV9
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAK8crpEJcXk
I wish…1260Please respect copyright.PENANAJdtXzZd0Cu
I wish…1260Please respect copyright.PENANAHBUpX2BiCv
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1260Please respect copyright.PENANAF4owlZ0t7h
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1260Please respect copyright.PENANAe0FvzYW96q
-chalkboard stories-1260Please respect copyright.PENANA3aqJ9N3DTX
its only an enigma1260Please respect copyright.PENANAu0cnljZRzi
if you want it to be


