CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAoYjicSg7yG
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAFiYdgpy39w
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAgiuHAb5WoV
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAVQE0mbUlkK
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAdK8rP82ONt
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAHF7gpoyUtf
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAPFJYjbfzeu
"Okay then. First letter."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9sDXzEQ3F
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1003Please respect copyright.PENANArMhPVXMDit
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAISzFdpOS1i
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAW5QhnuQXZ1
"No, what the hell, May?"1003Please respect copyright.PENANATHjXMNaT4B
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7I8FwGpbm
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA9UBVzeBQ8O
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA5IkbKBJGAT
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAC4hAGv5szY
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAveEO5EFCUz
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAaWxGw0dDMy
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAozVLtTgzmQ
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1003Please respect copyright.PENANAiTOCKxqu8W
David sighs, and closes the book.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAnUnb0lrBpV
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1003Please respect copyright.PENANA3lvk4ci4wz
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1003Please respect copyright.PENANApdOlToCNtL
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAmGKS676e2D
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1003Please respect copyright.PENANAXeDtl8MYlz
sample volume: 7325kL1003Please respect copyright.PENANAxaRfdk35QH
hypothesis: i am alone1003Please respect copyright.PENANAZZUTa2gK56
method:1003Please respect copyright.PENANA7JZPP0iGVK
-extract impurities1003Please respect copyright.PENANAx46MEk221b
result: collected 109875L of impurities1003Please respect copyright.PENANAAssqiMVGdu
hypothesis disproven1003Please respect copyright.PENANAgVlxFvNhVE
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1003Please respect copyright.PENANA957eyn1Jc4
method:1003Please respect copyright.PENANAL69RQtf1e6
-sift and sort impurities1003Please respect copyright.PENANAppBondd8iE
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1003Please respect copyright.PENANAmMUNeaL1Sl
hypothesis disproven1003Please respect copyright.PENANA3DK63oQKQw
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1003Please respect copyright.PENANAHBNIue9TPL
method:1003Please respect copyright.PENANAgmTImvA2An
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1003Please respect copyright.PENANATMd3qX5C5y
-place in flask1003Please respect copyright.PENANAF0vnrl2GHb
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANA1tn7yNlWH0
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANAUUl9DZLSq3
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANArxfcYOazSs
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANAYmUwihPvYS
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANAmbrKVWnoSW
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANA6uJRbBAnjd
-wait1003Please respect copyright.PENANAVMmzLgRftf
-until something magical happens1003Please respect copyright.PENANA2lOy8PRXI6
result: i waited1003Please respect copyright.PENANAunZi93tWpX
result: i wanted1003Please respect copyright.PENANA7cioLZzeaL
result: i failed1003Please respect copyright.PENANATBpBDwDZu2
result: i hid1003Please respect copyright.PENANATFeLUHDzdL
result: i tried1003Please respect copyright.PENANA56L8QFvhpI
result: i searched1003Please respect copyright.PENANAHXpeLx4Isp
result: i found1003Please respect copyright.PENANAfEoewRumLn
result: i found something magical1003Please respect copyright.PENANAI6exsyqELp
hypotheses disproven1003Please respect copyright.PENANAHSDm4qyLtY
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1003Please respect copyright.PENANA2pYlLgxyWH
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAdwvIZre4D3
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAe2Bp7qezNi
Thursday's child has far to go,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAPRri6CNJNI
Friday's child is loving and giving,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAMMPu27hYu3
Saturday's child works hard for his living1003Please respect copyright.PENANAedCxjgGuCu
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAyF278AxlnN
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1003Please respect copyright.PENANA871jLoV4cR
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1003Please respect copyright.PENANArkcjZt80yp
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1003Please respect copyright.PENANAvnz3oTZoT9
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1003Please respect copyright.PENANA23YUfwJjdq
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAtQrd1Q7ki0
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1003Please respect copyright.PENANASCXwyH5bha
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1003Please respect copyright.PENANAdn4qSVaJox
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1003Please respect copyright.PENANAC4GdbXkppi
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1003Please respect copyright.PENANA0CkOhBQjld
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAbIUjrH1W32
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAZZ0wyQBmVu
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA3z0oQPiQwh
Carolyn1003Please respect copyright.PENANAitZDqkh7Ig
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAFLQSdZKBKK
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1003Please respect copyright.PENANACe6rJNAe1i
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAKdJYi9GxdT
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAlFrhRaGFux
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1003Please respect copyright.PENANA2SDNrhmmlW
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAWsU0eB4aJW
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3FVk0gGDp
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAUoH3MUDGjE
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1003Please respect copyright.PENANAd9kq8RZVEo
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAkooOSxsMcv
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAoa1ZZNUv4v
Why is this, experts ask?1003Please respect copyright.PENANApXfwK0OMIH
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1003Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8fI7PcjKQ
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAgPgqvjw9Qv
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1003Please respect copyright.PENANABnPugp0858
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1003Please respect copyright.PENANAfPx0kI0Amf
Video cameras find nothing.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAP0sWiThTU3
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA85JV6keNio
No ectograph response.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA6XrE2baeqq
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1003Please respect copyright.PENANAvbS9MessEK
Video cameras find nothing.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA31zoo4EOnY
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAAHWesGc7nL
Slight ectograph response.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAJgVx49du3K
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAbYbsnIJ3ru
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAChw0bPTt3A
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1003Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0Y6gBAHPM
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAoU2cp1jb1G
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAZhp81UmI96
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAxnFnkxkRn2
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1003Please respect copyright.PENANAYgDbcIsEaF
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA8SrO8L50uk
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA3bkxgg2ZAm
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAIGlCsoj0FX
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1003Please respect copyright.PENANADAwOtjTiaW
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA6Lcw01QPqZ
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1003Please respect copyright.PENANALsb1h1RyNd
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAgxQGowHzlh
Audio records many casual conversations.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAtu410o2bEN
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAV2YHAGHqgg
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1003Please respect copyright.PENANACUGH0PmrSl
No ghost activity was found at all.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAQGllcXWblx
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAlaKzJmYCsj
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAuWpcyxN9iU
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1003Please respect copyright.PENANArf9g7gqhOD
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA890IZH1avK
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1003Please respect copyright.PENANAeAUMIqQmFt
Went up the hill1003Please respect copyright.PENANA3qnzJkfFWr
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAV47krHjiF0
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAJQQln5gXBE
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAl1GBSsHnN4
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAqrnukIx6s7
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAjXvj0xsF3X
Tonight is different.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAEJFAXzFEli
He has nothing left to give to the well.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAkgqa3opny2
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAL6Nssxmpf5
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAaztT4FtAgn
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1003Please respect copyright.PENANA1Tds4M68R9
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAdWrYKWNYvb
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAURuSnyIIPv
He wants it. He needs it.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAn9ES2Xameg
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAaxvqemohfn
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAoJ4z8cTQEm
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAzMJCPsSKwn
"Go get 'em, tiger."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAuBgMLsmyUG
And so a door closes, another opens.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAKd05qkQw3E
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAFrrHOReFOB
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAa593epOUBt
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAaEfNJveK2n
He grasps it.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAVIptFjYW03
"Ready?"1003Please respect copyright.PENANA0L1KvSdI2C
The person answers. "Ready."1003Please respect copyright.PENANAdcwWcozjLO
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAIQgm7PyBOh
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAsbXj53Exml
Silence.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAKK9seIaz7I
Everything stops.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAnnDBXonBdm
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1003Please respect copyright.PENANAyxmavLqb2P
I wish…1003Please respect copyright.PENANAhpTPrhJCqV
I wish…1003Please respect copyright.PENANASq4qNJ1isU
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1003Please respect copyright.PENANANBLGr4Mdrv
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1003Please respect copyright.PENANALD9I5iQTHS
-chalkboard stories-1003Please respect copyright.PENANAjHGTtvCnPo
its only an enigma1003Please respect copyright.PENANALJP1OTpgNw
if you want it to be