暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJ7nd4or2o
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNvIJxb65k
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NZY38szYj
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcadC1zvelX
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDLBKGL5JK
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVMLWe8dsl
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlGPDM1UaU
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「你的座位？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIllInsDwj
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG5uZmQLzr
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7yAJCqzyb
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwr0vU7doV
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuOFh3kJKT
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3Sn95CNJV
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「哼！ 哼！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibwUbFrZxy
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliz7LAGwGt
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFnRw0iJKC
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiIt7bX7WE
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8NdSYactZ
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcWb1r5fJq
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3onaD23Yv1
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSexS16HyAt
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiS1gWyas0
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5boROwkkJk
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcTaCVjntB
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「.......」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnjFShJLqP
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3WQjqeHWR
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______________________________________723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjg5Axlh3S
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「大家知道嗎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpeHO0C6rJ
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4EmisGCFE
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OkhZjruDr
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3uRthmkEl
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXHcTUmHdW
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCqLoCKrTD
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTuNS2ec0h
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5c2Li4wYN
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkLCG6fEl8
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfunSTZ0lL
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yseiC0Yzd
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJkToVUzBd
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LmpJmgpOx
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8ykYcpnny
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIoWBJdUzG
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2cH5gph2I
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIy9GnNHKc
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嘩！嘩！嘩！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfk6MItKOB
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVJFN9gdOQ
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1oC4IalAX
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxasyRwLPTV
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpxHatMrUe
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嗖！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6QNEwZ3un
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQzw0MNdFl
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「白薯同學。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwkqlQpygo
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPONKI6TCP
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBw4GZw2T7
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrcjchOqq8
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZhPBACt8P
「正解！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTgOV18Ylf
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfalYDbTN0E
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44ng8wdDmr
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3AaA9THCB
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppAYUd3g2z
白薯道。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbDnonmGEi
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCrdFa0e2z
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mdIFrUbST
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3FGt8MzW5
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aYMtTk8V1
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpNtobQOHk
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「甚麼！？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYAX9VtT0d
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3317EmT7bA
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gGS8agvot
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA0T0tFOee
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「好！就這樣決定吧！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPzriTNM0O
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmUmgBinUE
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否極泰來！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZMAOpvF6W
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飛雲，機會來了！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT862avNKG5
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTsd4adkU1
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2Qmgrf2GP
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPe3JQYQoU
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeDmwxA7qa
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalZNH27EVI
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzlFGnWS4o
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz7yyqFBZK
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY9UEMM5RK
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyXQ5VenWy
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiJznqA3wb
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qWBTVFtSc
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAnuRQ4g6P
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKIeC5o7bU
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GNNGERfSC
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySESoI2BQQ
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2czIjkjV3W
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嗖！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUHUXVpXN8
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMyDVgnscP
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yfBUd3OZS
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