暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Wxjwm3mh
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVk48CEWsz
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX8UIOgC4r
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpJQaYsWtQ
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ntHf9XQdD
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6ZpprHJb9
「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCFnAhPMEN
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwehzNKoV7g
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlBdQIW1a7
「你的座位？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4IcKLyesv
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXmvUBhsqR
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiOrSRmE8c
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAHcwOjR3g
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkkZ5F53Us
「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWpv6P8s8A
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97uSGQAKry
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYLIYLIPbj
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「哼！ 哼！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbbGW4EGXf
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa5Q4rCktH
此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulgqH6gA9x
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqMHBjMnjg
「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarwIXqAWoa
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBclFdPXQFZ
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdAJqHl8JH
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNix9jMcEj
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvOIDfuMPJ
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T7MpEQnOX
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2TU4Kg2Js
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh7DtrirlO
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEQocKq07u
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXezNFn1hO
「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL2RzYKOnl
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZmewpfsPt
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ593aZOHj6W
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「.......」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeJaV4gTjV
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz0UHW2SIp
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL52KvzFUMC
______________________________________894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNzYbHlhKw
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「大家知道嗎？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIIULCF5Ep
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxOTx6uYiy
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcj6mf3jU6
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES3LuuurVy
同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf6BYWtl4R
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55bM817tes
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2IZ2SmeYe
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKHucQDGYb
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……………..894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqgMeQoqR1
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHUUavyI6r
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt4jfLlXdv
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9njItCkOR
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqIVdrEqxm
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALc0oeDaAm
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr0nstOOC5
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj0cwrqnUe
「好了，笑話就不多說了！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0CPVLOmgQ
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoNlyRaZOb
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOIdZsYkKT
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEckJCyFAqA
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKCBV3pGmu
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLB0KQrteW
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwA6VhPKOl
嘩！嘩！嘩！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkCRIvFpDN
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqX4fXfdsK
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQHID76dJe
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfliq4iYc29
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCcU5xFjCZ
「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog6xaTJoyR
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwogZKx7aL
嗖！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0U04FYMnu
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LqajWVxHV
秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobKyMr9ZBc
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4X9JrUSiV
「白薯同學。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDKtKlPspB
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hbuefzyiv
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EaHu7PoNB
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894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk8Ucbqvot
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894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouo6RzRRwd
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCplkAzd0E
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmxb3odVWX
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfG1NNIUOL
「正解！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpLVaAXN8Q
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEC2HNTlnk
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTGAiF6DlV
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w5uWWQGAf
「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIwbKx5gAl
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z0dMErH02
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHALwlzKjA
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtz1zSOOdM
「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehaBjeV5aZ
白薯道。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q1hlhiRx3
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjEVwIw7lu
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDctKPIBQu
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPMi3beBtt
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd5OVPodOM
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7Z7SeqChI
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGpqLu5Vqv
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP2cB7FIwE
「甚麼！？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4emkc5Ie4
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKDh1tFp8q
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh72ny3dXy
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLCKxCAj1V
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4yfaamCJf
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF8e50XXyF
「好！就這樣決定吧！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUkzgxHKPi
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0g4qtv7nq
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGXYi8Ur4S
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否極泰來！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbt81vU1yu
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTovF5gpER
飛雲，機會來了！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPk6ckozCJ
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuQbkQnfWR
只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0rHLKufPB
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c55OwyRYn
白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnDjJ85n7m
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y6fyGFESb
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ7BLJnkGk
就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCRCai2FDR
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6Ml9P5fOE
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX9nivEpxb
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4aHOs3d06
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94Fffyl4Zq
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECeH7DEsYA
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBTvZ17OP9
在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEnsyhOMY5
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nTZjLdZJA
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HsiSllyni
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhGxkaioZi
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQRlBKgYZl
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWZ9JvEhM1
冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IwzVc5Rt0
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCPSEMoNc6
若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7z7y4jPM8
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfFEdbWJhF
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHweIqwaWp
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1J3jCIScs
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN00ss6TdK
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嗖！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNHF8QudN6
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvXi6sQ5zB
噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKY1prJ99k
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBx4BJUP74
實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqY5kbq9Xt
894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hXJZH7fvQ
這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。894Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKMwXGJ1Yt
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