暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHePo61MJx
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcrVcH8xlu
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PZryJZxWa
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLMZATAvRW
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOl9oYDReo
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfUXiLLYeN
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjb4vL6NC8
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「你的座位？919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOiYzUqmC4
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIHYF1kJm9
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrbJmI6SsF
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPkFMWLkRS
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKGHTAL5jX
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXpeKnMWiP
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「哼！ 哼！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1SlbU1w8T
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjnoWOAqpd
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIqkkoPjKo
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT2mPSfVsB
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eEB5kWyM3
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7H3IDrOmO
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlSe12Ksmp
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv8AlDIIFk
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSFdRk6EFD
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiz76OG4bG
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiSogkhJhd
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這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1imfm2jjU
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「大家知道嗎？919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka84AdG7gG
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZPRk2zBmw
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfluF1CE9Dh
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyOtqwWj6o
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDkahQxM2k
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifup0dVgdr
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4sWnizngs
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXCaoNGYBp
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Gekb8qXS
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi2UzFYzEu
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTTaujHXXO
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xuxCapqgn
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdONE15wka6
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGSzoGdibI
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嘩！嘩！嘩！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iiI7ED7Jl
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxiAp66jo1
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvK6Yk5PO7
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嗖！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKPQ2xKsS9
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDymeS15bs7
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「白薯同學。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlMkGxcLve
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEZdyTktXt
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY26SAMIwRp
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3exblr9VFU
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「正解！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOAzmercwR
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4O1pBYMik
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDKVHg0nTn
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf8FVb2aYz
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTM8ZAFVQc
白薯道。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2SUFavJzE
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae7rE7ykg1
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO8g4heA01
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDfRtGsIvh
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eaO7l8sF4
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「甚麼！？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsAHBbm1gY
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g8nT8gsSl
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FiBs1o1Ul
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorZdzGw2Rs
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「好！就這樣決定吧！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim3kj7Zfgj
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmncbxKC9S
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否極泰來！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl2sbvPonK
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飛雲，機會來了！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQJsaJk3q6
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqo2of2UVP
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSmP5BInsn
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv8Ymr0dD2
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmwuEeJWTv
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDoWW8qOk4
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy0KVoZqic
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA5fW9LmSp
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aJz32ijjo
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoEKi1B3n3
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmPKkQr9BF
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfUZyYo5BP
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwX1UEaLXe
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGuy1iYlFK
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嗖！919Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8VeSs2cun
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