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本鳥的生存報告
ISSUE #1
Author: 阿雀
本鳥的生存報告
Author: 阿雀
ISSUE #1
冇廁所水呀
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我家的大廈每年都會有幾次例行檢查內部的供水系統，那段時期每個住戶單位都不會有沖廁水用。在前一、兩天保安姨姨和叔叔就會提醒我們：「聽日冇鹹水呀！記得冇得沖廁。」（明天沒有鹹水呀！記得不能沖廁。）

 

昨天又到了檢查供水系統的時候，老媽特別叮嚀我和老爸：「聽日冇廁所水，要去就好落樓下去。」（明天沒有廁所水，要去廁所就出外去。）

 

老爸一聽到便指著我說：「聽日你唔準屙屎。」（明天你不許大解。）

 

我也不甘示弱地回敬：「你先係唔準屙屎果個！」（你才是不許大解的那個！）

 

結果檢查供水系統的那天我們就不斷loop這樣的對話。

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Last updated: Dec 15, 2017
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