靠……現在是怎樣？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbXVcQHHP7
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY27H8F5OZ
「你敢去試試看！」女孩。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll4CVRdH68
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrjCYSOWYu
「叫你啊還看誰！」醫生。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFMwSZQMs7
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkyzMNTOVR
去的話，就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友；不去的話，感覺又怪怪的。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovze60M4gU
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoY3nUa4J0
「我說啊，如果他不幫我端碗筷的話，我就不讓妳吃飯！」醫生下了最後通牒。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeDigwzA3f
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cYrUbEfTr
「噫！快點過去，去！」女孩指了指我，用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVaugGW7QE
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFZdZ7j6Uj
「……」我聽話的走了過去。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmoa6Swmmf
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYp4PeSbmr
「對不起啊，我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A0JHCjvij
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoVKKUFMsX
我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQygcp9JaPz
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZMxRNlq9b
「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後，總算是把餐桌佈置好了。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOjHs5apdM
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ51D2ZXmei
「耶耶耶，我等好久了！」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWbBlE2GQU
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkgVbkqrkz
「你不吃嗎？」醫生問我。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVkqnimhXv
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglcFlWbu3Y
「不用……」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5UHfgMzx8
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN1bRktvSX
「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑，而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbnDe1iqgJ
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwcc5AwPbk
「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的，我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I95zQYspX
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcboFdiMqd
菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁！532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGR1qohepl
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ2hcPcT7t
如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話，那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC0jg0H9M1
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8aMxwrQWa
「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我，笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpmwCy74oj
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlrxOLdysO
然後她一直盯著我看。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor019Yokrx
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O3sdAL7ZL
「怎麼，你不吃啊？」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jTgxLDTtp
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UfarPgGRe
「噁，東西先吞下去啦，飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒，真夠噁心了。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNPJp9w06H
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1XQ5SqgCn
「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHy9v3Rko1
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQGPtLpXuh
我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體，緩緩的放進嘴裡，緩緩的嚼，緩緩的吞下去……532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaq8cgKOIx
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DVgnGDHyD
「咦，還蠻好吃的耶？」我大驚，這東西真的是肉，雖然有著很青菜的綠色，但的確是肉，而且還蠻好吃的。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDjwJt1EiG
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj6ZfPFXDm
我想，這件事給了我一個啟發，不要以貌取人，即使那是一塊綠色的肉，它依然是塊肉。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZdfJEiZQz
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFJUlvsw8F
「對了，伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來，妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說，只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜，擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGebobI2gz
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcQ6lJDRu0
「奇怪，妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSHCrYnZA5
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2tW9oxdFz
嗯？剛剛是怎麼回事？這傢伙會變魔術嗎？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmNWUKM4rl
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk8HfvDsgP
「哪有三天兩頭，頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxEgubnxhX
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1ZBcX0WXd
奇怪，這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzfrJKkcu3
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb5axwFiYi
「對了，我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱，自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶，自顧自的包紮起來。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfNDH3Prsy
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n5Gu0SHHE
奇怪，妳朋友不是醫生嗎？怎麼你自己在包紮？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH1zobDevr
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO2daUEgO6
「嗯？」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaZQOX7xi4
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9BY0hXEJJ
「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtI4RCe4XsF
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeSkZ6hWlv
「看心情。」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrlnCeStoZ
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv92aOgCQBC
「我把皮箱弄丟了。」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59pFN6EjuG
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPo44gNn8i
「妳又來！第幾次了？」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUl3d4KeqB
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE1ioeiRmR
「好啦，對不起嘛，拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道，很是可愛。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZkO4UOtYy
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XlrQzjiej
對男生來講啦。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9xaLAUlsJ
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbxtSLZopZ
「不行，至少下個月再說。」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBer0CUyOib
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgrvw1KLeu
「妳好殘忍，難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎？」女孩裝可憐說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR5Ew5y4JT
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGxDrmQSuQ
「才不會咧，大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYAeG7kn74
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkax4gnptTD
「對不起，我可以打個岔嗎？」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWpdaq7un5
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRIZPXrODN
「說吧。」醫生。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f2CoQkCzo
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCqTzLZWfR
「不行。」女孩。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhD7evY64W
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlRlN6Mku6
「……」我。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJuiLzpfpI
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9WvfOP1mI
「這是我家，我說了算，要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwhun9P6jh
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf8kWf1gX1
「我想說的是，妳不是醫生嗎？為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的？」我指了指女孩說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhVCCCT71B
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSN7s1dQDU
女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxadDUkTsQB
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn351F1rIMS
「不好意思喔，我不是醫生，我的名字就叫伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHnazhvUxk
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknuzZ7KBdu
媽啦，沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦！532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6J6wqhesFs
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFRl1GAskH
「是喔，那妳都怎麼自我介紹，不會有人誤會嗎？」我搔搔頭問，我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感，因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8UkAP0k0J
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN7yheoLOM
「我都說：『我是醫生，但我不會治病；我是伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc75ZhiF3Uh
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ex4KdN8Mt
她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0dbE3L4v1
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNx5lMZB14
「等等，那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊？」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcqtrK7pG1
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9fRsFgJPr
「難得名字都叫伊升了，穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧？」532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFalgaW1er
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OBWv3IlA6
這是什麼白爛的理由？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbt1NRjDzv
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MdCbTaZQl
那我難得叫坌但，要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了？532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3Ilb2bfrP
532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQilrXFCOb
「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBjQCOAQqk
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