靠……現在是怎樣？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0uy26B9kW
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「你敢去試試看！」女孩。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1cE8DZIqe
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUVP6joxrF
「叫你啊還看誰！」醫生。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6yjtZhmQH
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM95v253NTo
去的話，就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友；不去的話，感覺又怪怪的。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ulFm60qyP
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5YVFDMEX7
「我說啊，如果他不幫我端碗筷的話，我就不讓妳吃飯！」醫生下了最後通牒。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVUDYGVrpb
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt6w1C6zH1
「噫！快點過去，去！」女孩指了指我，用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe41IzIaYqe
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbudE2qHx6k
「……」我聽話的走了過去。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BVnqY0RhG
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTziZLw4DXH
「對不起啊，我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOiQZq8YRu
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH6gT6GwRQ
我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRRa4h3QFH
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETDkAhgWWd
「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後，總算是把餐桌佈置好了。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZinQqJtIF0
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a6YCvItu8
「耶耶耶，我等好久了！」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7F1liHi1H
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsoKtDIh3h
「你不吃嗎？」醫生問我。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR5BDpM0N3
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「不用……」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrHoxTyuBj
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAaHSIKesB
「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑，而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Y6hEIthS
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDEQb1UQV9
「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的，我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaF0VNxx36
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菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁！531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj8nTyr3im
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhhBpXpac4
如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話，那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FDFVj1YX4
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d0CEEFgNl
「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我，笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAGlolRIMi
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然後她一直盯著我看。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVWP3EK5Ml
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXSRTqnd85
「怎麼，你不吃啊？」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY1FtIndkS
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6uNhUuEux
「噁，東西先吞下去啦，飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒，真夠噁心了。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4feFGjdS90
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ317yrjb7EE
「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4gxtfJrNT
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOH00GOtqK
我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體，緩緩的放進嘴裡，緩緩的嚼，緩緩的吞下去……531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VajWG9vaN
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TAtB3LV2O
「咦，還蠻好吃的耶？」我大驚，這東西真的是肉，雖然有著很青菜的綠色，但的確是肉，而且還蠻好吃的。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxhkZ1t5Uh
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAci1wZUbC
我想，這件事給了我一個啟發，不要以貌取人，即使那是一塊綠色的肉，它依然是塊肉。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyeXxLsQwD
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiqyquMJC2
「對了，伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來，妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說，只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜，擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8xi78CCRj
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76oDvEpsMw
「奇怪，妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VcT5eioYI
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXUhSoVjGs
嗯？剛剛是怎麼回事？這傢伙會變魔術嗎？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EoPUf704d
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2XgZIanoO
「哪有三天兩頭，頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecTgwn2nI5
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawhhmmXIkZ
奇怪，這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPGdNzEQEy
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8054v3pxm
「對了，我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱，自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶，自顧自的包紮起來。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hfluxx9Tz
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTvHqGcZIA
奇怪，妳朋友不是醫生嗎？怎麼你自己在包紮？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tbtasEm4s
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqksdw8efYh
「嗯？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfd3Qeh3vv
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sWPGmGAsT
「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGn0HKKOdI
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mt1Q9o73R
「看心情。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxP2rvWvLG
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcKgzd1nSY
「我把皮箱弄丟了。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgCXPimcEi
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「妳又來！第幾次了？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvxbGBbMpq
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c8nx7bWzf
「好啦，對不起嘛，拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道，很是可愛。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7ml8ycxIT
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對男生來講啦。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqCkd05LKg
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「不行，至少下個月再說。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmIexLdOSA
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5JdR2q5XE
「妳好殘忍，難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎？」女孩裝可憐說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux3pHfnW09
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuveSvXNdc
「才不會咧，大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8is4XAhJ5
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UrIWfICfT
「對不起，我可以打個岔嗎？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnfgJFprYg
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d1fSZtZAn
「說吧。」醫生。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5vfIfTHsx
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「不行。」女孩。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfYEiXElyD
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「……」我。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcjAi8Ulvx
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XnLAUzLjG
「這是我家，我說了算，要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nfcTWpane
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AjV0xY3f6
「我想說的是，妳不是醫生嗎？為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的？」我指了指女孩說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0q8EyykAs
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Bair1QPBV
女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dLmZNHBFb
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6k7zfwItQ
「不好意思喔，我不是醫生，我的名字就叫伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWS8qBPosd
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFEylBFzCt
媽啦，沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦！531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cn7Zlw3kU
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMIdgDpewH
「是喔，那妳都怎麼自我介紹，不會有人誤會嗎？」我搔搔頭問，我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感，因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz2EMAM1G0
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktlnRnTOgt
「我都說：『我是醫生，但我不會治病；我是伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E6okk1rzi
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMmuuYVllG
她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf2ByAsJBP
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Lhqi4hI7k
「等等，那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCqPIithIs
531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtZJg1zYcs
「難得名字都叫伊升了，穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmkKUlHEvM
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這是什麼白爛的理由？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaAIcrzcR6
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那我難得叫坌但，要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了？531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIjuW9P8Fd
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「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43Iz33PWAS
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