靠……現在是怎樣？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYur4fJbZw
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「你敢去試試看！」女孩。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iLvKUFhNJ
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「叫你啊還看誰！」醫生。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNqOMHfNx7
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去的話，就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友；不去的話，感覺又怪怪的。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp1gkplCbV
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「我說啊，如果他不幫我端碗筷的話，我就不讓妳吃飯！」醫生下了最後通牒。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg1ttNCP4u
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「噫！快點過去，去！」女孩指了指我，用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36FKut1p0T
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「……」我聽話的走了過去。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QAiiUYWso
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「對不起啊，我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH04358P1Y
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我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JQpdGc3J3
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「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後，總算是把餐桌佈置好了。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifMrgmDoDi
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「耶耶耶，我等好久了！」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32J4GojLCt
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「你不吃嗎？」醫生問我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp4HjPL3nP
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「不用……」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWaXN4VnIV
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「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑，而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5omjxwqAB
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「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的，我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz1gugMnJR
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菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁！485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaljMNgkKM
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如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話，那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmi0ykUA0V
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「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我，笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsnmoCY1c0
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然後她一直盯著我看。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2izvLdc2MZ
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「怎麼，你不吃啊？」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhTud7C9Gn
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「噁，東西先吞下去啦，飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒，真夠噁心了。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof4eunzagi
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「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlemYEMEq56
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我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體，緩緩的放進嘴裡，緩緩的嚼，緩緩的吞下去……485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrFz6yxjq8
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「咦，還蠻好吃的耶？」我大驚，這東西真的是肉，雖然有著很青菜的綠色，但的確是肉，而且還蠻好吃的。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uow3hJW0h
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我想，這件事給了我一個啟發，不要以貌取人，即使那是一塊綠色的肉，它依然是塊肉。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMvdjNgmvI
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「對了，伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來，妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說，只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜，擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WDaDCU2RR
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「奇怪，妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFM93oLOMe
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嗯？剛剛是怎麼回事？這傢伙會變魔術嗎？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8gPlANsiu
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「哪有三天兩頭，頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5n19NXQ7l
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奇怪，這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkc44C0ZCV
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「對了，我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱，自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶，自顧自的包紮起來。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0X9yjvYkH
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奇怪，妳朋友不是醫生嗎？怎麼你自己在包紮？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkpJSXIfSN
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「嗯？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUql1wkQGk
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「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFNbn449r3
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「看心情。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD31vrwP2i2
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「我把皮箱弄丟了。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sNXyZ9bVf
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「妳又來！第幾次了？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJBUh61VAE
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「好啦，對不起嘛，拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道，很是可愛。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2IkcgK0HA
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對男生來講啦。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQRfm1SzNc
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「不行，至少下個月再說。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWMGdc6U5v
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「妳好殘忍，難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎？」女孩裝可憐說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93YcUb4zMr
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「才不會咧，大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkenmjLInf
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「對不起，我可以打個岔嗎？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8iOrIZ0u7
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「說吧。」醫生。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinRHAmOQmx
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「不行。」女孩。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqnnCoCYQc
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「……」我。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh29qZup24X
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「這是我家，我說了算，要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYssu75lJe
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「我想說的是，妳不是醫生嗎？為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的？」我指了指女孩說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zf6DpAjpd
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女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqNrgDu2nT
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「不好意思喔，我不是醫生，我的名字就叫伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG82myJt1z
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媽啦，沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦！485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkPO4uKb2W
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「是喔，那妳都怎麼自我介紹，不會有人誤會嗎？」我搔搔頭問，我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感，因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2RNAurz4V
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「我都說：『我是醫生，但我不會治病；我是伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4i9O02EBI
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她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC2eUphGFl
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「等等，那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYyNLZoqLH
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「難得名字都叫伊升了，穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4PRCc1per
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這是什麼白爛的理由？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7QVHN5iuQ
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那我難得叫坌但，要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xRrQtLr0j
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「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45HNYQRAYU
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