靠……現在是怎樣?635Please respect copyright.PENANAmCE3bXobdz
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「你敢去試試看!」女孩。635Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ4YKoAums
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「叫你啊還看誰!」醫生。635Please respect copyright.PENANAB6y6muv6cB
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去的話,就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友;不去的話,感覺又怪怪的。635Please respect copyright.PENANAiOKb8hv9L2
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「我說啊,如果他不幫我端碗筷的話,我就不讓妳吃飯!」醫生下了最後通牒。635Please respect copyright.PENANAV6ul2z3kHJ
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「噫!快點過去,去!」女孩指了指我,用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。635Please respect copyright.PENANAQSZ0rZswDX
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「……」我聽話的走了過去。635Please respect copyright.PENANANszIgABBaa
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「對不起啊,我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。635Please respect copyright.PENANA1SK7o1Priz
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我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞?635Please respect copyright.PENANASoVGSAoqGI
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「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後,總算是把餐桌佈置好了。635Please respect copyright.PENANAxcMVDiWrMO
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「耶耶耶,我等好久了!」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。635Please respect copyright.PENANAJRXx3IyqMT
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「你不吃嗎?」醫生問我。635Please respect copyright.PENANATY5QOEP0W9
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「不用……」635Please respect copyright.PENANAFokYw0avkl
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「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑,而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。635Please respect copyright.PENANA4mSEPawpvl
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「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的,我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。635Please respect copyright.PENANAHhHFqhmFER
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菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁!635Please respect copyright.PENANAW0HdrOscHH
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如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話,那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事?635Please respect copyright.PENANAF0E0kL8BsL
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「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我,笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。635Please respect copyright.PENANA60C3IdqKCX
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然後她一直盯著我看。635Please respect copyright.PENANA5w8MRofuzL
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「怎麼,你不吃啊?」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。635Please respect copyright.PENANASWVuE7ALvG
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「噁,東西先吞下去啦,飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒,真夠噁心了。635Please respect copyright.PENANA2RXn7Ts9Ig
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「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。635Please respect copyright.PENANAoiFFvQeXBy
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我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體,緩緩的放進嘴裡,緩緩的嚼,緩緩的吞下去……635Please respect copyright.PENANAYwvRt2tTaW
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「咦,還蠻好吃的耶?」我大驚,這東西真的是肉,雖然有著很青菜的綠色,但的確是肉,而且還蠻好吃的。635Please respect copyright.PENANAteGdLgmlcR
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我想,這件事給了我一個啟發,不要以貌取人,即使那是一塊綠色的肉,它依然是塊肉。635Please respect copyright.PENANAiGsADbfncc
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「對了,伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來,妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說,只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜,擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。635Please respect copyright.PENANANWYxAtz7mk
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「奇怪,妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。635Please respect copyright.PENANAI76j490EE1
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嗯?剛剛是怎麼回事?這傢伙會變魔術嗎?635Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y05e002gZ
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「哪有三天兩頭,頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。635Please respect copyright.PENANAqphLOpWuhR
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奇怪,這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟?635Please respect copyright.PENANAA59TYHNqpZ
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「對了,我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱,自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶,自顧自的包紮起來。635Please respect copyright.PENANAxsguUUCMli
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奇怪,妳朋友不是醫生嗎?怎麼你自己在包紮?635Please respect copyright.PENANAJSxsKdhZbH
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「嗯?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAkss3tB30ns
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「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAgBkImSUS5V
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「看心情。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAdBUVI70EiE
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「我把皮箱弄丟了。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAP6RnJYJ3G2
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「妳又來!第幾次了?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAYuzrVWq0ev
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「好啦,對不起嘛,拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道,很是可愛。635Please respect copyright.PENANAXhevKankw5
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對男生來講啦。635Please respect copyright.PENANAFeHgYAd0Yo
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「不行,至少下個月再說。」635Please respect copyright.PENANA5T9uu5fd82
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「妳好殘忍,難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎?」女孩裝可憐說。635Please respect copyright.PENANAv1V731XWCc
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「才不會咧,大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。635Please respect copyright.PENANAyNmHNOIncw
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「對不起,我可以打個岔嗎?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAUf4hv0snmC
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「說吧。」醫生。635Please respect copyright.PENANA91nDTD6vEj
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「不行。」女孩。635Please respect copyright.PENANAEYuuP83GIM
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「……」我。635Please respect copyright.PENANA1gLlGdkFCa
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「這是我家,我說了算,要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。635Please respect copyright.PENANAz9yUyw4cw6
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「我想說的是,妳不是醫生嗎?為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的?」我指了指女孩說。635Please respect copyright.PENANAX6FfQLqx6Z
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女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。635Please respect copyright.PENANABdHjDbdHRy
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「不好意思喔,我不是醫生,我的名字就叫伊升,伊甸園的伊,公升的升。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAggTKAnQgqx
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媽啦,沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦!635Please respect copyright.PENANAS7Sh5s6TzF
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「是喔,那妳都怎麼自我介紹,不會有人誤會嗎?」我搔搔頭問,我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感,因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。635Please respect copyright.PENANAvn1HdZ3P4e
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「我都說:『我是醫生,但我不會治病;我是伊升,伊甸園的伊,公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。635Please respect copyright.PENANAB7LEHmrTlD
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她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。635Please respect copyright.PENANApzKAPMucrh
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「等等,那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊?」635Please respect copyright.PENANA5AP8pZ4KF6
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「難得名字都叫伊升了,穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAcJI0jsDV2z
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這是什麼白爛的理由?635Please respect copyright.PENANAAn9WkElzQ1
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那我難得叫坌但,要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了?635Please respect copyright.PENANAqytin7ti1m
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「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。635Please respect copyright.PENANAp2h6NCGsHF
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7.這個配角有點怪
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