靠……現在是怎樣？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc9MECDep4
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「你敢去試試看！」女孩。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqq1lAYNTT
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「叫你啊還看誰！」醫生。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rqYtZ1wJL
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC6u02vCi2
去的話，就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友；不去的話，感覺又怪怪的。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp4mQPJf7z
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「我說啊，如果他不幫我端碗筷的話，我就不讓妳吃飯！」醫生下了最後通牒。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWJxJzwpxz
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1CI35BWlC
「噫！快點過去，去！」女孩指了指我，用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NGp9yR77l
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「……」我聽話的走了過去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r40GAhzzy
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5G779HfC2
「對不起啊，我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jx5AjZXbr
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspTaz61Jl1
我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlUHJiKPTx
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3JFa9ahbv
「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後，總算是把餐桌佈置好了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRpQJWeX8k
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「耶耶耶，我等好久了！」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3806duqtSN
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「你不吃嗎？」醫生問我。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogoQAhJhhN
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「不用……」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO6F0QjxTJ
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhViJEYyy9K
「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑，而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtpvcM8e5O
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNCAbnLJo0
「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的，我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc1ROIBtEu
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菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm29s6rQ2iD
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZQRhHKxWb
如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話，那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIeai8kCcs
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax8GGklNfP
「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我，笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsPvOb2fPK
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然後她一直盯著我看。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5H0Zngq1j
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxekjJdwXQ
「怎麼，你不吃啊？」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKHzBudqD2
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya97SQMfKN
「噁，東西先吞下去啦，飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒，真夠噁心了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDb7p4qlXL
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatX3sGCiBg
「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ2QzrpPHV
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6AH0duN8K
我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體，緩緩的放進嘴裡，緩緩的嚼，緩緩的吞下去……327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL4aRS2qm8
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWKnfPYRNW
「咦，還蠻好吃的耶？」我大驚，這東西真的是肉，雖然有著很青菜的綠色，但的確是肉，而且還蠻好吃的。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0YCemMROd
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZvxEk5Qrl
我想，這件事給了我一個啟發，不要以貌取人，即使那是一塊綠色的肉，它依然是塊肉。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWm8KLfrOWw
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvi0LvMlmX
「對了，伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來，妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說，只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜，擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoRraqo9GI
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC8Tf8DplR
「奇怪，妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrIgtQedhw
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXylM5w57ZT
嗯？剛剛是怎麼回事？這傢伙會變魔術嗎？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQDJkR8l67
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1z4LvKfrH
「哪有三天兩頭，頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ260X46Sx6h
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoT2IjZpAR
奇怪，這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNTFjPSnZ8
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztJsyPSCfm
「對了，我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱，自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶，自顧自的包紮起來。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DvgmUyrRR
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGUXmWcWzy
奇怪，妳朋友不是醫生嗎？怎麼你自己在包紮？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb2EMkAk2s
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「嗯？」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMJJpc5hHT
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「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkohJPRQ9iv
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「看心情。」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgDFN2pdVm
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0ATbKGXtq
「我把皮箱弄丟了。」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TiL7mbn78
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「妳又來！第幾次了？」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TaFOshTUV
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「好啦，對不起嘛，拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道，很是可愛。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRZQUXIdP8
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對男生來講啦。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe4w2ulOKe
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「不行，至少下個月再說。」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm6PmOrsJj
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwK3B3TnVP
「妳好殘忍，難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎？」女孩裝可憐說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay05XIZDUz
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TFK13aG2W
「才不會咧，大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc6UyP8YlY
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw44aPaSnE
「對不起，我可以打個岔嗎？」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2w4NMY0Gc
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「說吧。」醫生。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6OMqAe8pI
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「不行。」女孩。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9A0olUBV9
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「……」我。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXEcB3Asmz
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「這是我家，我說了算，要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa2EldmR5G
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「我想說的是，妳不是醫生嗎？為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的？」我指了指女孩說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat5mbpzBhm
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女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wZjQSwYaa
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsTYkZ53cJ
「不好意思喔，我不是醫生，我的名字就叫伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfY1S3fmDj
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIkapbSqVQ
媽啦，沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEWm0kiwbY
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZwwFPHkxF
「是喔，那妳都怎麼自我介紹，不會有人誤會嗎？」我搔搔頭問，我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感，因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0izHvYqZe
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiMBOvEOxd
「我都說：『我是醫生，但我不會治病；我是伊升，伊甸園的伊，公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVenPnuWAq
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOjSjL0vsC
她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHSrpJykCn
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GeFGobbPC
「等等，那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊？」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gxg8gSYhD
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxHu3pa5lT
「難得名字都叫伊升了，穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧？」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw0e2JF3Pp
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這是什麼白爛的理由？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UPHjS0bZb
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoAXEur00q
那我難得叫坌但，要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG2elLtOAT
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2yMC9dTYa
「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP0tmdt6Kn
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