靠……現在是怎樣?653Please respect copyright.PENANAck4moTq18H
653Please respect copyright.PENANA8rf4PQNbqO
「你敢去試試看!」女孩。653Please respect copyright.PENANARjoXWnDPvL
653Please respect copyright.PENANAiNzEIFOf1p
「叫你啊還看誰!」醫生。653Please respect copyright.PENANA6FxUgIZw6X
653Please respect copyright.PENANABS0syadqQ5
去的話,就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友;不去的話,感覺又怪怪的。653Please respect copyright.PENANAqktpj2v4SX
653Please respect copyright.PENANAljs3KmSCnR
「我說啊,如果他不幫我端碗筷的話,我就不讓妳吃飯!」醫生下了最後通牒。653Please respect copyright.PENANA4bp5WoJck3
653Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7cNIM9WyD
「噫!快點過去,去!」女孩指了指我,用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。653Please respect copyright.PENANAgUXKom1wZf
653Please respect copyright.PENANATLz1R4yI7K
「……」我聽話的走了過去。653Please respect copyright.PENANA64SFHxG06n
653Please respect copyright.PENANAYzqiGmNmxW
「對不起啊,我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAT7hgGASjsq
653Please respect copyright.PENANADBdIme14Y7
我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞?653Please respect copyright.PENANAWP3F7wI3KQ
653Please respect copyright.PENANAJfg4IyCvYw
「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後,總算是把餐桌佈置好了。653Please respect copyright.PENANAWFVdRqLZa8
653Please respect copyright.PENANAXsLw0cj4tD
「耶耶耶,我等好久了!」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。653Please respect copyright.PENANAPPM8vzJgwb
653Please respect copyright.PENANACoyMl8zCVH
「你不吃嗎?」醫生問我。653Please respect copyright.PENANAUUD3sY2FFn
653Please respect copyright.PENANA6UnXoMs1aP
「不用……」653Please respect copyright.PENANAXBHKY9hxcn
653Please respect copyright.PENANAMHxz1vsMCy
「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑,而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。653Please respect copyright.PENANAGIqwk6LBoz
653Please respect copyright.PENANA9jHGjbzT04
「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的,我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。653Please respect copyright.PENANACMlKeSAbhJ
653Please respect copyright.PENANALKdfY4OpPT
菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁!653Please respect copyright.PENANAZnXi8ZCbiY
653Please respect copyright.PENANAevBq1JdMFP
如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話,那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事?653Please respect copyright.PENANAw9QP5brhxG
653Please respect copyright.PENANAoSmKexFxpB
「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我,笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。653Please respect copyright.PENANA71fWvBdAoC
653Please respect copyright.PENANAJegjdgiyaH
然後她一直盯著我看。653Please respect copyright.PENANA7fTBVsfH7Z
653Please respect copyright.PENANAs9ye8vfk36
「怎麼,你不吃啊?」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。653Please respect copyright.PENANA8BjaGDqMct
653Please respect copyright.PENANArOv3edI2Aj
「噁,東西先吞下去啦,飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒,真夠噁心了。653Please respect copyright.PENANA8vepTU6Ot7
653Please respect copyright.PENANAT0QqdyA0gU
「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。653Please respect copyright.PENANAVDeFvtaTeI
653Please respect copyright.PENANAYcygz3FvAO
我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體,緩緩的放進嘴裡,緩緩的嚼,緩緩的吞下去……653Please respect copyright.PENANARBjzKV3150
653Please respect copyright.PENANAKOx8zkgfP0
「咦,還蠻好吃的耶?」我大驚,這東西真的是肉,雖然有著很青菜的綠色,但的確是肉,而且還蠻好吃的。653Please respect copyright.PENANAgPIVAtXbg9
653Please respect copyright.PENANAQi28Modogj
我想,這件事給了我一個啟發,不要以貌取人,即使那是一塊綠色的肉,它依然是塊肉。653Please respect copyright.PENANAPOZ3eh9vIH
653Please respect copyright.PENANAQz77BcIvJV
「對了,伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來,妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說,只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜,擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAFo4dv2Oe0K
653Please respect copyright.PENANAqr422HNRXE
「奇怪,妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。653Please respect copyright.PENANAJpeALO614E
653Please respect copyright.PENANABYrb7jzjvp
嗯?剛剛是怎麼回事?這傢伙會變魔術嗎?653Please respect copyright.PENANA9dVEwyxfyO
653Please respect copyright.PENANAJe5dzSBLqh
「哪有三天兩頭,頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAc6Uj5CXzfh
653Please respect copyright.PENANApHKkw4aCEy
奇怪,這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟?653Please respect copyright.PENANA2etC5Or5kv
653Please respect copyright.PENANAidI6btMfSO
「對了,我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱,自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶,自顧自的包紮起來。653Please respect copyright.PENANALhQdKVxUhs
653Please respect copyright.PENANABd8ZQzZPFv
奇怪,妳朋友不是醫生嗎?怎麼你自己在包紮?653Please respect copyright.PENANAGuFxY7liht
653Please respect copyright.PENANA6DExrjOIxg
「嗯?」653Please respect copyright.PENANApwhQqfYSOJ
653Please respect copyright.PENANACCZLztlRmF
「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAUkTCCxyV57
653Please respect copyright.PENANAIem54qRg7L
「看心情。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAgF142k3zPS
653Please respect copyright.PENANAL6KUeeT75f
「我把皮箱弄丟了。」653Please respect copyright.PENANArW8WH58F4Q
653Please respect copyright.PENANAv0UWRUXPAd
「妳又來!第幾次了?」653Please respect copyright.PENANAjaOg4KNv9p
653Please respect copyright.PENANApAbHbpOIP1
「好啦,對不起嘛,拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道,很是可愛。653Please respect copyright.PENANA6gpwZ8GoBp
653Please respect copyright.PENANANaOFf6x0mZ
對男生來講啦。653Please respect copyright.PENANALLeIG5FDez
653Please respect copyright.PENANAzDYpxq3YIH
「不行,至少下個月再說。」653Please respect copyright.PENANA1lpo8gHOdL
653Please respect copyright.PENANAPHU66iHxnN
「妳好殘忍,難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎?」女孩裝可憐說。653Please respect copyright.PENANA5uoJg3neH4
653Please respect copyright.PENANAFg8SXuvyRy
「才不會咧,大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。653Please respect copyright.PENANAFwPR8lNFjJ
653Please respect copyright.PENANARLY8MAwYHq
「對不起,我可以打個岔嗎?」653Please respect copyright.PENANATA8XurM1Wb
653Please respect copyright.PENANAnpvLk8wEBO
「說吧。」醫生。653Please respect copyright.PENANAuAMtNgNwQi
653Please respect copyright.PENANAoRZUgCiAoy
「不行。」女孩。653Please respect copyright.PENANAxOj7eKHTj7
653Please respect copyright.PENANAG6gYwRnz0G
「……」我。653Please respect copyright.PENANAdhJJgbqAxk
653Please respect copyright.PENANAFAUsZP8vBi
「這是我家,我說了算,要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。653Please respect copyright.PENANAIpDXBNoU4u
653Please respect copyright.PENANAmI5kgSOUeo
「我想說的是,妳不是醫生嗎?為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的?」我指了指女孩說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAoA3LUKu4Mj
653Please respect copyright.PENANAN98yv5gwUa
女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。653Please respect copyright.PENANAp0SAt5qtkn
653Please respect copyright.PENANAs3zF45uMGO
「不好意思喔,我不是醫生,我的名字就叫伊升,伊甸園的伊,公升的升。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAamLgecESrm
653Please respect copyright.PENANAzjg3J2lbiL
媽啦,沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦!653Please respect copyright.PENANA94FyB8B3tX
653Please respect copyright.PENANAy97qlqDdnn
「是喔,那妳都怎麼自我介紹,不會有人誤會嗎?」我搔搔頭問,我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感,因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。653Please respect copyright.PENANAmr0mqTRZiy
653Please respect copyright.PENANALxXvIiDHto
「我都說:『我是醫生,但我不會治病;我是伊升,伊甸園的伊,公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAqWWJtrr07r
653Please respect copyright.PENANAs70NhoTjjJ
她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。653Please respect copyright.PENANAspCBLPJKdo
653Please respect copyright.PENANAXzTlMDLWXR
「等等,那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊?」653Please respect copyright.PENANAQcQ4OGdaY8
653Please respect copyright.PENANAZRf2VXCGZw
「難得名字都叫伊升了,穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧?」653Please respect copyright.PENANAdexKH7MS9D
653Please respect copyright.PENANAyz6VtV9WYq
這是什麼白爛的理由?653Please respect copyright.PENANAZY0PPXRX3O
653Please respect copyright.PENANAMNjN7Mne45
那我難得叫坌但,要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了?653Please respect copyright.PENANAPtnmze8Hna
653Please respect copyright.PENANApyEpnrZgV5
「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAHLkOn1pZkl
arrow_back
笨蛋與殺手
more_vert
-
info_outline Info
-
toc Table of Contents
-
share Share
-
format_color_text Display Settings
-
exposure_plus_1 Recommend
-
report_problem Report
-
account_circle Login
Search stories, writers or societies
Continue ReadingClear All
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
笨蛋與殺手
Author:
喂
ISSUE #7
7.這個配角有點怪
LIKES 0
READS 649
BOOKMARKS 1
Suggest Edits
Login with Facebook
or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark! Click to load the next chapter
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:
Font Size:
Line Spacing:
Paragraph Spacing:
Load the next issue automatically
Reset to default
×
People Who Like This
x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.

