靠……現在是怎樣?653Please respect copyright.PENANAempWv8mcb5
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「你敢去試試看!」女孩。653Please respect copyright.PENANAEnKarigDXL
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「叫你啊還看誰!」醫生。653Please respect copyright.PENANA9v6311SeSE
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去的話,就等於承認我是女孩的男朋友;不去的話,感覺又怪怪的。653Please respect copyright.PENANA6LBKQI91h3
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「我說啊,如果他不幫我端碗筷的話,我就不讓妳吃飯!」醫生下了最後通牒。653Please respect copyright.PENANALv8Y2Wkjvd
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「噫!快點過去,去!」女孩指了指我,用一種趕狗的語氣大叫。653Please respect copyright.PENANAJi6Eyd2NSL
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「……」我聽話的走了過去。653Please respect copyright.PENANA9n6B9GATwD
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「對不起啊,我們家那個脾氣真的很差很難搞。」醫生在我耳邊輕說。653Please respect copyright.PENANALBIBU0HEQt
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我怎麼覺得妳比較難搞?653Please respect copyright.PENANA8znyXNVxtn
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「好了。」在我不小心弄破一個碗之後,總算是把餐桌佈置好了。653Please respect copyright.PENANAmf0to13IP7
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「耶耶耶,我等好久了!」女孩蹦蹦跳跳的上餐桌。653Please respect copyright.PENANA53IJem0q3b
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「你不吃嗎?」醫生問我。653Please respect copyright.PENANA16U56urVxa
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「不用……」653Please respect copyright.PENANAK7s2nbgHaq
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「咕嚕嚕……」醫生輕笑,而女孩很沒形象的笑到從椅子上滾下去。653Please respect copyright.PENANAAxXtL4TIub
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「我想我還是吃一下好了。」媽的,我的肚子這時候還真不爭氣。653Please respect copyright.PENANACrAT2CezDE
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菜色是很普通的三菜一湯……普通個屁!653Please respect copyright.PENANAqF3mqwEDcB
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如果一整鍋湯都是黑色能算正常的話,那誰能跟我解釋一下那個藍色的洋蔥又是怎麼回事?653Please respect copyright.PENANAO2PY1TkcGO
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「吃啊。」醫生看著舉筷不定的我,笑容滿面的夾了一塊看起來應該是肉的綠色不知名物體給我。653Please respect copyright.PENANAG5EZd22IIf
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然後她一直盯著我看。653Please respect copyright.PENANA8UrixqhEOm
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「怎麼,你不吃啊?」女孩用塞滿食物的嘴巴說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAC0H7iRjIZN
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「噁,東西先吞下去啦,飯噴到我臉上了。」我擦擦臉上的飯粒,真夠噁心了。653Please respect copyright.PENANAhntGZuakDe
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「快吃啊。」醫生繼續笑容滿面的盯著我。653Please respect copyright.PENANA275A74bRDL
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我緩緩的夾起那塊疑似是肉的不明物體,緩緩的放進嘴裡,緩緩的嚼,緩緩的吞下去……653Please respect copyright.PENANAUICrphDN4g
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「咦,還蠻好吃的耶?」我大驚,這東西真的是肉,雖然有著很青菜的綠色,但的確是肉,而且還蠻好吃的。653Please respect copyright.PENANAChXLUO6GWQ
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我想,這件事給了我一個啟發,不要以貌取人,即使那是一塊綠色的肉,它依然是塊肉。653Please respect copyright.PENANAxJ52ff19Ku
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「對了,伊升幫我拿醫藥箱來,妳看我的腳。」我身旁坐著的女孩突然說,只見她的碗已經乾淨溜溜,擦擦嘴巴指了指自己的腳說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAMWM4gxlHt9
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「奇怪,妳幹嘛三天兩頭就帶著一個傷跑來這啦。」醫生邊抱怨邊從身後拿出一個醫藥箱。653Please respect copyright.PENANAmqal2GPNME
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嗯?剛剛是怎麼回事?這傢伙會變魔術嗎?653Please respect copyright.PENANAahKoouynHQ
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「哪有三天兩頭,頂多……頂多兩個禮拜來一次啊。」女孩頭低低的說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAuSCFc9iF1I
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奇怪,這段對話怎麼那麼耳熟?653Please respect copyright.PENANAmqU1cudsm1
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「對了,我再跟妳說一件事。」女孩接過醫藥箱,自己從裡面拿出藥水、繃帶,自顧自的包紮起來。653Please respect copyright.PENANAa5t3M5bo4y
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奇怪,妳朋友不是醫生嗎?怎麼你自己在包紮?653Please respect copyright.PENANAESpRFUvZeD
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「嗯?」653Please respect copyright.PENANAZwvR4ybGcx
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「先說妳聽了不能生氣喔。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAK0SSJGQ8Gg
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「看心情。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAimB33u8PXa
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「我把皮箱弄丟了。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAh9yyuqomdz
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「妳又來!第幾次了?」653Please respect copyright.PENANALD5Lg8EozE
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「好啦,對不起嘛,拜託妳再幫我弄一個囉。」女孩嘟著嘴說道,很是可愛。653Please respect copyright.PENANAlWdcpixoyC
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對男生來講啦。653Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wc7jTZI7X
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「不行,至少下個月再說。」653Please respect copyright.PENANA5dRqfFAKOa
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「妳好殘忍,難道……難道妳的好朋友死掉也沒關係嗎?」女孩裝可憐說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAnDoMk0Cl8k
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「才不會咧,大不了不要接太難的case就好啦。」醫生不痛不癢的說道。653Please respect copyright.PENANANXP1eu3N3d
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「對不起,我可以打個岔嗎?」653Please respect copyright.PENANAJJIa4dQEMw
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「說吧。」醫生。653Please respect copyright.PENANAnhTquWJ428
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「不行。」女孩。653Please respect copyright.PENANAJZt27XlcZS
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「……」我。653Please respect copyright.PENANATsb4eU2LzY
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「這是我家,我說了算,要說什麼就講。」醫生示意我說話。653Please respect copyright.PENANABCmm6pOHIC
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「我想說的是,妳不是醫生嗎?為什麼不幫她治療什麼之類的?」我指了指女孩說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAE7iFRKvC5h
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女孩這次又從椅子上笑到滾下去。653Please respect copyright.PENANA5HZ9EhiJcw
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「不好意思喔,我不是醫生,我的名字就叫伊升,伊甸園的伊,公升的升。」653Please respect copyright.PENANAlQiR5pFyXH
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媽啦,沒事幹嘛取這種會讓人誤會的名字啦!653Please respect copyright.PENANA6d7oFCF9k6
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「是喔,那妳都怎麼自我介紹,不會有人誤會嗎?」我搔搔頭問,我對這種取怪名字的人一向有好感,因為那就像是在沙漠中遇見同樣迷路的人的感覺。653Please respect copyright.PENANA8lg9zXqDZD
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「我都說:『我是醫生,但我不會治病;我是伊升,伊甸園的伊,公升的升。』」伊升笑笑說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAs31VM3Ulqn
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她的名字不夠奇怪啊……至少不會奇怪到像我一樣成為好幾年的笑柄。653Please respect copyright.PENANALuBjLTKLaO
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「等等,那妳幹嘛沒事穿醫生袍啊?」653Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZhEVxb00y
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「難得名字都叫伊升了,穿件醫生袍沒什麼不對吧?」653Please respect copyright.PENANAVQErEz8gRV
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這是什麼白爛的理由?653Please respect copyright.PENANAYh4UoSS55Z
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那我難得叫坌但,要不要乾脆到精神病院住一下好了?653Please respect copyright.PENANAAgdrZpQHLi
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「妳朋友……個性很特別啊。」我對著地上仍然打滾的女孩說。653Please respect copyright.PENANAfOTsPWPwV3
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7.這個配角有點怪
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