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By Pressure or footsore, no one on SCOUTS major or Scrotus baybelensis could see that a vixen was stirring a fault-line into place before Proton-Europe could even hook up it's first Edelweiss to the manifold. Of course, no vulpinus trout-caster could expect a papal whitefish like the nuncio of all-space and saxifrage knew it's muster under a brindled cloak.549Please respect copyright.PENANAl8PnpZhpd9
And with it, the nuncio reversed his position heavenwards, spurning the continental spume and spindrift for the stimulus-addicted fox to continue her taping over of God's VHS collection.549Please respect copyright.PENANAigUPoPp1rl
Ascension. Hissing sounds. Never to be outdowny, goosefeathers and shavenparcels, a cloud of 8-bit dimension bloomed and ululated around his royal seraphim until the orouborus crown of the tropophere was coldly in his retinas.549Please respect copyright.PENANAjU7Z6XIb0W
NUNCIO: " Eesh, these, the female scourge, scintilating a bedsheet of it's typographical demands; unsure of which end a God's stargate will emit light from an unnamed quadrant of the galaxy. 'o uppity. "549Please respect copyright.PENANAgVPWowccP8
In flashes, the second heavenly entity appeared before the Nuncio.549Please respect copyright.PENANA3zOMyt96rG
MVA: " (Most Valuable Angel): Nuncio, I don't know where you've holed yourself, but it's a dime - scrawl of an explosion up here. You see, the time-trap God set up to capture his mice in a ultrasound machine slammed shut on none other than Lusitania! Portugese master at arms and ten times over dancing competition for a now-extinct breed of endemic wolves! " 549Please respect copyright.PENANAHsEeMrCyIE
The Nuncio wasn't impressed. Most Valuable Angel often lied, misappropriated, or simply spun events out of thin air to make the events of Heaven more exciting to outsiders. Even God needed imbeciles in close contact
NUNCIO: " Well then, It's perfect time to release the Coby Electronic shaving set, copied by Norelco, disdained by the Norweigian Underwriter's and spat upon by the few remaining ghosts of Mars."549Please respect copyright.PENANANS8DHvt9gc
MVA: (Produces mouth noises and calming rainwater sounds")549Please respect copyright.PENANArkAnG4y4l7
The Nuncio leaves, frazzled already by the day's empty promises.549Please respect copyright.PENANAzqDpvx0huh
There was a vulpinic horror overcoming the landscape of the now post-Pleistocene Euro-zone and there was no Vodka-dance yet to schottsie the Volga from the Rhine. If Anthropocentric credentials weren't made clearly hobfooted onto the landmass, then the animals might indeed have their kingdom of anarchy to rule over humanity with meat scepters, crudely fashioned tunics and God knows what else.549Please respect copyright.PENANAihhKqXf3cj
In fact, only God could know.
God sat in his mandala, twisting a few more cumulustratus clusters out of a deep gravity well from space and recording five episodes of the View at once. Long having kicked his chain smoking habit, the entity now completely formless and made up a few crude scribbles was plotting his next tattoo artist and trying out being in 30 different places at once. The "how to Deify yourself in 30 days or less" pamphlet was a spectacular success and the Almighty attempted to recommend the book to all of his friends. Except Greg. Greg was an infidel.549Please respect copyright.PENANAjCW7zwdaJb