雖不知道別人是怎麼樣的,對我來說,長髮的標準就是馬尾。能綁,就不是短髮了。521Please respect copyright.PENANAt3eNRGvOQx
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一直很喜歡短髮,因為簡單好整理,出門前,沖個水、吹個頭髮就是一尾活龍?(咳!)就是全新的小二。畢業之後,就一直這樣。521Please respect copyright.PENANAUeJQ1Y5ccq
某一年、是染紅。嗯…是鮮紅色。521Please respect copyright.PENANAmnxLdG5QrP
小二媽說:「我知道要是要過年了…妳這算是另類的紅包?」521Please respect copyright.PENANATau8NWrhtu
小二撥了撥頭髮:「媽!這是最近流行的紅包頭!」521Please respect copyright.PENANAfIwMBuWV5Z
小二爸忍笑,抖動。521Please respect copyright.PENANAerQxSbFU8v
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幾年前,小二把短髮染金。有多金?521Please respect copyright.PENANA73ROSFYt3g
是的,就是那種你遠遠遠遠遠…就會看到一個金毛的那種金。521Please respect copyright.PENANALG56L5MaJf
小二媽看到的時候問:「嗨阿斗仔…需要跟妳說英文嗎?」(阿斗仔:外國人的意思。)521Please respect copyright.PENANA9dyGj5WoEw
「哦!我會說中文…」小二挑眉!「台語、廣東話也能通喔!」521Please respect copyright.PENANA9YPV9Osczz
收假上班的那天,老闆看到一直狂笑:「辦公室更亮了!」521Please respect copyright.PENANAAil8AE6qCm
「我這叫:自體發光!你不懂啦!」521Please respect copyright.PENANAWkFF6VHIvu
「螢火蟲的概念。」521Please respect copyright.PENANAphhGGzy70p
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染金之後,小二就留了三年的長髮了。521Please respect copyright.PENANAbliPB4I3em
因為癌症基金會一直在徵求真髮做假髮轉贈癌友。於是,小二也就三年多沒剪。521Please respect copyright.PENANAFLYhPbyl55
長髮真的不錯…521Please respect copyright.PENANA0G6bzmwyhm
熱的時候,道姑頭。521Please respect copyright.PENANAJIH8eNjzB3
忙的時候,道姑頭。521Please respect copyright.PENANA5S6teZuXlj
放假兩天,道姑頭。521Please respect copyright.PENANAi9sDNEOoSG
冷的時候,放下來禦寒。521Please respect copyright.PENANAZGi80AzhjC
風大的時候,就會變瘋婆。521Please respect copyright.PENANAcCIOYtFYC8
需要找人演貞子的時候,只要把頭髮往前,就可以了。不需要什麼假髮啊…521Please respect copyright.PENANATzFa1rMW76
捐髮更讓這頭長髮更有優勢了…521Please respect copyright.PENANAcHfgzHcOlu
不能染。不能燙。不能不夠長(需要30公分以上)。521Please respect copyright.PENANALfdXfMFfKB
於是,小二有了理由,不剪、不染燙、只需要花錢買髮圈、夾。省下的錢,剛好買機票出國旅行。也能吃幾頓大餐。又能幫到需要的人。521Please respect copyright.PENANAzRleOobXq1
想想,若有一天,你的頭髮幫上了一個人,感覺多好。521Please respect copyright.PENANAbIbe9pQ5m7
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考慮要留長髮了嗎?521Please respect copyright.PENANAOlWUQ5GzE2
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話說…留長髮洗頭髮時候,我都很想哭。又長、又難吹乾、掉地板,又明顯…清掃地機器人的時候,我都覺得好對不起它…長到都在它的刷子上打結。521Please respect copyright.PENANApkMNyVpPys
最慘烈的是…睡覺的時候,睡姿不好,還會被自己的頭髮扯醒…521Please respect copyright.PENANAqF1rMeYRTm
「痛啊!」繼續睡。521Please respect copyright.PENANADDHntgbSjz
早上醒來的時候,鏡中的那個人:「誰啊?」鳥窩?太客氣…521Please respect copyright.PENANAhIUUNnPWZM
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歡迎大家一起留長髮捐喔!(明明是來問長短髮的,我又亂寫了一通…留)521Please respect copyright.PENANAKp34i82Icl