雖不知道別人是怎麼樣的,對我來說,長髮的標準就是馬尾。能綁,就不是短髮了。568Please respect copyright.PENANAV46QGkhufs
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一直很喜歡短髮,因為簡單好整理,出門前,沖個水、吹個頭髮就是一尾活龍?(咳!)就是全新的小二。畢業之後,就一直這樣。568Please respect copyright.PENANA04C3YOmDLL
某一年、是染紅。嗯…是鮮紅色。568Please respect copyright.PENANAnFA8fogVpJ
小二媽說:「我知道要是要過年了…妳這算是另類的紅包?」568Please respect copyright.PENANA6n2S4PU0vq
小二撥了撥頭髮:「媽!這是最近流行的紅包頭!」568Please respect copyright.PENANAWhv6lJt5WW
小二爸忍笑,抖動。568Please respect copyright.PENANAQrOhXy8yvl
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幾年前,小二把短髮染金。有多金?568Please respect copyright.PENANAHQLJkxynec
是的,就是那種你遠遠遠遠遠…就會看到一個金毛的那種金。568Please respect copyright.PENANAqnNfBvp4lj
小二媽看到的時候問:「嗨阿斗仔…需要跟妳說英文嗎?」(阿斗仔:外國人的意思。)568Please respect copyright.PENANANm7UUCaiqq
「哦!我會說中文…」小二挑眉!「台語、廣東話也能通喔!」568Please respect copyright.PENANAl7zxPE1Mce
收假上班的那天,老闆看到一直狂笑:「辦公室更亮了!」568Please respect copyright.PENANAy1oKTpiBEw
「我這叫:自體發光!你不懂啦!」568Please respect copyright.PENANA5rfws4opvC
「螢火蟲的概念。」568Please respect copyright.PENANAAbstXPNQ4w
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染金之後,小二就留了三年的長髮了。568Please respect copyright.PENANACgeAqtV5ge
因為癌症基金會一直在徵求真髮做假髮轉贈癌友。於是,小二也就三年多沒剪。568Please respect copyright.PENANAkHnH5SDClR
長髮真的不錯…568Please respect copyright.PENANAoGXWMh2FBN
熱的時候,道姑頭。568Please respect copyright.PENANAyu6m6MDgf3
忙的時候,道姑頭。568Please respect copyright.PENANASeM7E8CJgi
放假兩天,道姑頭。568Please respect copyright.PENANAv6XbZKrPZE
冷的時候,放下來禦寒。568Please respect copyright.PENANAElr0pGtHoG
風大的時候,就會變瘋婆。568Please respect copyright.PENANA1ezip7RdOa
需要找人演貞子的時候,只要把頭髮往前,就可以了。不需要什麼假髮啊…568Please respect copyright.PENANAhAJqpABRBb
捐髮更讓這頭長髮更有優勢了…568Please respect copyright.PENANAdUwktXL6eF
不能染。不能燙。不能不夠長(需要30公分以上)。568Please respect copyright.PENANAHRHQmPWtbm
於是,小二有了理由,不剪、不染燙、只需要花錢買髮圈、夾。省下的錢,剛好買機票出國旅行。也能吃幾頓大餐。又能幫到需要的人。568Please respect copyright.PENANAd2dennNPWW
想想,若有一天,你的頭髮幫上了一個人,感覺多好。568Please respect copyright.PENANAvaGjo0Ui36
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考慮要留長髮了嗎?568Please respect copyright.PENANAoTrtweZwGS
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話說…留長髮洗頭髮時候,我都很想哭。又長、又難吹乾、掉地板,又明顯…清掃地機器人的時候,我都覺得好對不起它…長到都在它的刷子上打結。568Please respect copyright.PENANACSGZt8kq6w
最慘烈的是…睡覺的時候,睡姿不好,還會被自己的頭髮扯醒…568Please respect copyright.PENANAKqRKccHyNR
「痛啊!」繼續睡。568Please respect copyright.PENANAvSpVVLFKRH
早上醒來的時候,鏡中的那個人:「誰啊?」鳥窩?太客氣…568Please respect copyright.PENANAppbJmQMCIl
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歡迎大家一起留長髮捐喔!(明明是來問長短髮的,我又亂寫了一通…留)568Please respect copyright.PENANALDjtewYiP3