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多謝了這些樹,抵擋了衝擊,幫我爭取到了時間8964 copyright protection385PENANAWzwPjNSlx7 維尼
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看來是想要我的小命,但沒那麼簡單389Please respect copyright.PENANAB9h2nzg23n
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那麼,接下來該怎麼辦呢,用手接下貨車的衝擊嗎8964 copyright protection385PENANAosHXbXYBti 維尼
在接的一瞬間我可能就被輾成碎屑了吧,有什麼東西可以利用…8964 copyright protection385PENANADptvkeTrWq 維尼
摸了摸上衣的口袋,發現ㄧ根迴紋針8964 copyright protection385PENANAAFtvwOpFd9 維尼
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【喂,你說的對象已經被我幹掉了,接下來怎麼處理】8964 copyright protection385PENANAfkYgg5FVKi 維尼
【什麼?我自己看著辦? 去你的】8964 copyright protection385PENANAP6q9na93BM 維尼
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【對了,得拿繩子綁起來才好,以免意外發生】8964 copyright protection385PENANA51og1hrEbp 維尼
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【嘖,忘了帶繩子出來,】8964 copyright protection385PENANA2W6tzrlXC3 維尼
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【什麼?….你】8964 copyright protection385PENANAWfHIw8NUn9 維尼
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我將數包用完的番茄醬包灑在地上,兩手高舉然後大笑8964 copyright protection385PENANATIdOrvcICs 維尼
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【可惡,竟敢陰我】8964 copyright protection385PENANA5g7t71OzFd 維尼
司機從上衣內袋拿出手槍,但這也在我的預料之中8964 copyright protection385PENANABl1siwtcH4 維尼
我將被拉斷的迴紋針鐵絲卡在槍的某個位置,槍變得不能使用8964 copyright protection385PENANAkyql1kF1Pa 維尼
【窩草,還有這種操作?】8964 copyright protection385PENANA1zVcficoxS 維尼
然後賞他ㄧ個1432度飛躍級迴旋踢,他就這麼不醒人事了。8964 copyright protection385PENANAhceFfUccyJ 維尼
【哼,拉基】8964 copyright protection385PENANAAsYOTTBnVS 維尼
我這麼說著,踹了踹他的光頭8964 copyright protection385PENANAkHbE8qNTlM 維尼
做一下伸展運動,讓肌肉舒緩一下好了。8964 copyright protection385PENANAfSYOrUZGxH 維尼
【不許動!!】8964 copyright protection385PENANALVYZJ243Qx 維尼
在我附近看熱鬧的人圍了三大圈,警察也來了。8964 copyright protection385PENANADRAdNRnufN 維尼
【我們以現行殺人犯的罪名將你帶捕】8964 copyright protection385PENANA2AkolHOZnx 維尼
【啥?】8964 copyright protection385PENANANhsn9IGQKA 維尼
在我還沒開始解釋前,就被上了手銬,強押至警車裡。8964 copyright protection385PENANAWxD45EKfFV 維尼
當天晚上,我進了監獄,連法庭都沒上過。8964 copyright protection385PENANAAXXT6KP2fY 維尼
【花惹發,我是清白的】8964 copyright protection385PENANAQgPzB0qSkr 維尼
監獄是單人房,可以看到對面的人。和我一樣都是囚犯。8964 copyright protection385PENANAL1chym0bQz 維尼
不,我是說,我什麼都沒做阿,快放我出去阿8964 copyright protection385PENANAhAExuznvbq 維尼
【小夥子,你也是被冤望的嗎】8964 copyright protection385PENANAXkNW6Xgx6L 維尼
住在我對面的人這麼向我搭話8964 copyright protection385PENANA9SAklV0JnI 維尼
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【哼,這個國家真是越來越荒謬了,我只不過是搶了同學的布丁,就這麼被關了10年】8964 copyright protection385PENANA8TsXyNdePA 維尼
【唔…】8964 copyright protection385PENANAfT0JXxQ92N 維尼
巡邏官來了8964 copyright protection385PENANAuxKksKwHTh 維尼
【你就是今天入住的殺人犯對吧,名字叫什麼】8964 copyright protection385PENANA3RLJV0iDct 維尼
【我不是殺人犯,快放我出去】8964 copyright protection385PENANA5AG2jlIckG 維尼
【唉呀,真是死鴨子嘴硬】8964 copyright protection385PENANA6SRwpwZsK7 維尼
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但是被巡邏官ㄧ個制伏,壓倒在地。8964 copyright protection385PENANAygrQzRoFJ5 維尼
【想要離開嗎?鑰匙就在我手上,來搶阿,哈哈哈哈】8964 copyright protection385PENANAzShZmEO4gb 維尼
但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。389Please respect copyright.PENANA1HaZoNcaYM
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【草】8964 copyright protection385PENANARdzFAIW7TP 維尼
【喂,看這裡】389Please respect copyright.PENANApM0wwH2cpp
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是我對面的人打來的pass389Please respect copyright.PENANApYl893xp7W
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。389Please respect copyright.PENANAq1W0xV2FtE
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。389Please respect copyright.PENANAob0vpQTeOb
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巡邏官倒下了。389Please respect copyright.PENANAy12QXGAlYP
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)389Please respect copyright.PENANAILBVVK4cz6
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection385PENANA7ojradkW5J 維尼
出了鐵門後,順便再重新把鐵門鎖上。389Please respect copyright.PENANA7jVRVvBCUV
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】389Please respect copyright.PENANAwMscLkDNeZ
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。389Please respect copyright.PENANAOSdKeXH54D
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我也解開了他的房門。389Please respect copyright.PENANAyOWjZeksci
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【多謝了阿】389Please respect copyright.PENANA1tqzhl7kl5
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【小事ㄧ樁,其他人呢,要放他們出來嗎】389Please respect copyright.PENANAzsfWIBmL8U
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【不知道…】389Please respect copyright.PENANAcDg74wEiwA
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既然不知道,那就由我做決定吧。389Please respect copyright.PENANAreIaA0bjj2
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】389Please respect copyright.PENANACqTwyzgsLe
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拿著手上的鑰匙389Please respect copyright.PENANAVwJZcLmUnv
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【【哦哦哦哦】】389Please respect copyright.PENANAT5AHacRlTb
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囚犯們彷彿看到沙漠中的綠洲389Please respect copyright.PENANAbEr1Ksfat7
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】389Please respect copyright.PENANAdKqFGp90TV
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection385PENANAuQIylr6G5d 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我389Please respect copyright.PENANAtN7wa24AUf
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來389Please respect copyright.PENANAZZl6D38IFJ
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】389Please respect copyright.PENANAYCOc9dGfZO
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接下來的人也陸續的回應我8964 copyright protection385PENANABpTXpSygCd 維尼
【小妹妹】389Please respect copyright.PENANA5RgjS0WhIP
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection385PENANAFyDPsac6fj 維尼
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【禦姊】8964 copyright protection385PENANARoZqxutQB2 維尼
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【摳腳大漢】.8964 copyright protection385PENANAb7EeNBTX3i 維尼
好,全部人都放出來了,我真為我的效率感到佩服,等下,摳腳大漢是什麼鬼389Please respect copyright.PENANAKkzSOpnvv4
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道389Please respect copyright.PENANAhL4wRxxBvC
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection385PENANA5DqRFPDK5C 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。389Please respect copyright.PENANACPlFYmmw2I
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】389Please respect copyright.PENANAYMhxk7WOEP
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。389Please respect copyright.PENANAZFXTDlPvS1
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】389Please respect copyright.PENANAk6JwgLbtl6
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【OK,隨時都可以】389Please respect copyright.PENANAHkt4BzXfi7
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。389Please respect copyright.PENANA9c59G40YHB
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我把門打開,往外面跑389Please respect copyright.PENANAs4pZ5hroxd
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【GO!】389Please respect copyright.PENANAec0UEBDr9W
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我389Please respect copyright.PENANAKYVzy2gA5y
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭389Please respect copyright.PENANArgTC0b65i2
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection385PENANAYLC08uzG95 維尼
【是集體逃獄!各樓警備員,攜帶槍械前往壓制,關閉逃生入口】389Please respect copyright.PENANApnmqAydVqa
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上389Please respect copyright.PENANAtFGSoUATKF
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫389Please respect copyright.PENANARqsSsZBbhu
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】389Please respect copyright.PENANA41yAxdXqNo
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。389Please respect copyright.PENANA9ARDBAlmBT
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。389Please respect copyright.PENANAR1ycxI8xMX
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滿滿的警衛389Please respect copyright.PENANAnmHxtXryn5
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】389Please respect copyright.PENANAFsNIpxJNfS
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道389Please respect copyright.PENANAXFVnx2tXzH
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的389Please respect copyright.PENANA25ixeQ3qTj
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection385PENANArhO3MjolbH 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去389Please respect copyright.PENANAqKADi24tZj
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection385PENANAqqCgB9PjLM 維尼
我停下了腳步389Please respect copyright.PENANAeXGWUAzPck
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection385PENANAPTNkKJVqg6 維尼
嘴上這麼說,我用手臂向背後打了暗號,不過只有會臂語的盲人才看得懂389Please respect copyright.PENANAjUmN8TETuR
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。389Please respect copyright.PENANAuJbGNfcB30
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GO389Please respect copyright.PENANAuIHgpjH3DB
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大夥開始往前衝389Please respect copyright.PENANAAHWoyNb0TL
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時389Please respect copyright.PENANAqTfDX5OJ6x
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】389Please respect copyright.PENANAK81hjJbU27
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose389Please respect copyright.PENANAbKf2MYXvIe
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【……………………….】389Please respect copyright.PENANAq2Z3UWiRoG
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【雖然好下流可是謝謝拉,幫大忙了】389Please respect copyright.PENANAQ30DjsMGkC
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趁著混亂,大家都順利逃獄成功了。8964 copyright protection385PENANAHyLH6XRu4a 維尼
在那之後,我有了450人的粉絲後援會,同時也上了鳳梨日報頭條。8964 copyright protection385PENANAJz4Ovpwhf3 維尼
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