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在千鈞一髮之下的我躲過了貨車8964 copyright protection579PENANARqTgwAm06E 維尼
貨車司機:嘖8964 copyright protection579PENANA3EuZsgl2Pr 維尼
多謝了這些樹,抵擋了衝擊,幫我爭取到了時間8964 copyright protection579PENANADyg7KlwMeA 維尼
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看來是想要我的小命,但沒那麼簡單583Please respect copyright.PENANAYCLKFxZzqI
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貨車體型巨大又笨重,憑那樣的駕駛能力是撞不到我的(推眼鏡)8964 copyright protection579PENANA3U0u5RhDjU 維尼
那麼,接下來該怎麼辦呢,用手接下貨車的衝擊嗎8964 copyright protection579PENANA2a1yoMR8zD 維尼
在接的一瞬間我可能就被輾成碎屑了吧,有什麼東西可以利用…8964 copyright protection579PENANA5kPtJd1TiL 維尼
摸了摸上衣的口袋,發現ㄧ根迴紋針8964 copyright protection579PENANAhvBJI6EH7l 維尼
好吧,比力量沒戲唱,速度我可是占上風,只要將迴紋針拉長,製成極細的鐵絲,就能充當刀子用。8964 copyright protection579PENANAB14in7DzvQ 維尼
鐵的延展性可是很高的,讓你知道被女子小學生畏懼而稱作為黑暗龍捲風的我的力量。8964 copyright protection579PENANAQRf88gtQfp 維尼
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受到一陣衝擊8964 copyright protection579PENANAyUHhrMVfU5 維尼
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司機從車裡走出來,到我面前點了根菸,並從口袋拿出手機。8964 copyright protection579PENANAIj2tcjCPEh 維尼
【喂,你說的對象已經被我幹掉了,接下來怎麼處理】8964 copyright protection579PENANA6axDLiWcfM 維尼
【什麼?我自己看著辦? 去你的】8964 copyright protection579PENANAse0cevzdpP 維尼
司機抓著我的腳,沿路拖了過去,路上都是血的痕跡。8964 copyright protection579PENANAu9uIIKW77n 維尼
我被扔到貨車的後車廂8964 copyright protection579PENANAveAyUIYXlW 維尼
【對了,得拿繩子綁起來才好,以免意外發生】8964 copyright protection579PENANA57rm4eFy5t 維尼
司機掉頭離開8964 copyright protection579PENANAIZrlHXT6gf 維尼
【嘖,忘了帶繩子出來,】8964 copyright protection579PENANAx4hcFjPkUI 維尼
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【需要繩子做什麼?迴紋針給你用如何】8964 copyright protection579PENANABLWiCSzCOY 維尼
我趁他ㄧ個冷不防的從背後踢ㄧ腳8964 copyright protection579PENANAFPkFgiKeW7 維尼
【什麼?….你】8964 copyright protection579PENANAKKZpcu1Atx 維尼
【你住非洲?沒見過番茄醬?】8964 copyright protection579PENANA2gx40RMZ4k 維尼
我將數包用完的番茄醬包灑在地上,兩手高舉然後大笑8964 copyright protection579PENANAtuSulXWUDo 維尼
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【可惡,竟敢陰我】8964 copyright protection579PENANAR4atChIk7X 維尼
司機從上衣內袋拿出手槍,但這也在我的預料之中8964 copyright protection579PENANARz0zKdPtrx 維尼
我將被拉斷的迴紋針鐵絲卡在槍的某個位置,槍變得不能使用8964 copyright protection579PENANAwy1ofet7NN 維尼
【窩草,還有這種操作?】8964 copyright protection579PENANAMTUceFfzsr 維尼
然後賞他ㄧ個1432度飛躍級迴旋踢,他就這麼不醒人事了。8964 copyright protection579PENANAF5KGP1BbTZ 維尼
【哼,拉基】8964 copyright protection579PENANAcSX2xzOaTo 維尼
我這麼說著,踹了踹他的光頭8964 copyright protection579PENANAUwAURMxhcT 維尼
做一下伸展運動,讓肌肉舒緩一下好了。8964 copyright protection579PENANAYOiKC1W8GG 維尼
【不許動!!】8964 copyright protection579PENANA8gvj0KBaZs 維尼
在我附近看熱鬧的人圍了三大圈,警察也來了。8964 copyright protection579PENANA4fHhkpvj5e 維尼
【我們以現行殺人犯的罪名將你帶捕】8964 copyright protection579PENANAPGrPxeiCJ3 維尼
【啥?】8964 copyright protection579PENANAcZhAQTjVOC 維尼
在我還沒開始解釋前,就被上了手銬,強押至警車裡。8964 copyright protection579PENANAnG4oevoDqF 維尼
當天晚上,我進了監獄,連法庭都沒上過。8964 copyright protection579PENANAh88wdDeYTl 維尼
【花惹發,我是清白的】8964 copyright protection579PENANA124m4aDErs 維尼
監獄是單人房,可以看到對面的人。和我一樣都是囚犯。8964 copyright protection579PENANAhr257E1K1H 維尼
不,我是說,我什麼都沒做阿,快放我出去阿8964 copyright protection579PENANA9t2U4PNkuZ 維尼
【小夥子,你也是被冤望的嗎】8964 copyright protection579PENANAGKtAoXoJrB 維尼
住在我對面的人這麼向我搭話8964 copyright protection579PENANArfQUnM6o9P 維尼
【是阿,我可是什麼壞事都沒做過的阿,除了騷擾小學生以外】8964 copyright protection579PENANA2EbytMMHt7 維尼
【哼,這個國家真是越來越荒謬了,我只不過是搶了同學的布丁,就這麼被關了10年】8964 copyright protection579PENANAcq3tqq9jsl 維尼
【唔…】8964 copyright protection579PENANAjPWmkdsd7F 維尼
巡邏官來了8964 copyright protection579PENANA6NPL2uAQif 維尼
【你就是今天入住的殺人犯對吧,名字叫什麼】8964 copyright protection579PENANAudwFgRGy7Z 維尼
【我不是殺人犯,快放我出去】8964 copyright protection579PENANAzJy3TAPi5y 維尼
【唉呀,真是死鴨子嘴硬】8964 copyright protection579PENANAWVxMEVotIV 維尼
用鑰匙打開了鐵門,朝我走來8964 copyright protection579PENANAp0jgxAHUwE 維尼
好機會,現在不跑等待何時8964 copyright protection579PENANAQc1b0m4WO5 維尼
我朝被打開的出口奔跑8964 copyright protection579PENANArmuK5JQ68q 維尼
但是被巡邏官ㄧ個制伏,壓倒在地。8964 copyright protection579PENANAauR1E7eJvu 維尼
【想要離開嗎?鑰匙就在我手上,來搶阿,哈哈哈哈】8964 copyright protection579PENANARkWVuUfYBg 維尼
但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。583Please respect copyright.PENANA4yD8MwRdMM
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【草】8964 copyright protection579PENANANB7eb02uze 維尼
【喂,看這裡】583Please respect copyright.PENANARurdSBbZk0
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是我對面的人打來的pass583Please respect copyright.PENANAmTVloW07du
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。583Please respect copyright.PENANA140DFn9Nly
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。583Please respect copyright.PENANAzE5Uv3naI1
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巡邏官倒下了。583Please respect copyright.PENANA3fpF2HF79g
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)583Please respect copyright.PENANAXvP1555uOl
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection579PENANAydGKZhmYnx 維尼
出了鐵門後,順便再重新把鐵門鎖上。583Please respect copyright.PENANA4nhbQCAfp5
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】583Please respect copyright.PENANAvhy4tXfAEk
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。583Please respect copyright.PENANAzF4NB42qPM
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我也解開了他的房門。583Please respect copyright.PENANAd3Lps28FIp
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【多謝了阿】583Please respect copyright.PENANA9fhIQX6zEr
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【小事ㄧ樁,其他人呢,要放他們出來嗎】583Please respect copyright.PENANA3l4DxRaBzw
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【不知道…】583Please respect copyright.PENANAlBN4jit586
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既然不知道,那就由我做決定吧。583Please respect copyright.PENANAtst58s1R9Q
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】583Please respect copyright.PENANA6nuwQK88i1
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拿著手上的鑰匙583Please respect copyright.PENANA850BcKZQgX
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【【哦哦哦哦】】583Please respect copyright.PENANAxbN26ucI4U
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囚犯們彷彿看到沙漠中的綠洲583Please respect copyright.PENANAT2pKrTKKcF
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】583Please respect copyright.PENANAnxTRfbgGDV
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection579PENANAswhqqkUNAw 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我583Please respect copyright.PENANAI1Kd664eCf
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來583Please respect copyright.PENANAfkODmEGbT9
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】583Please respect copyright.PENANAY1drBIIO9y
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接下來的人也陸續的回應我8964 copyright protection579PENANAq3vB88l0MX 維尼
【小妹妹】583Please respect copyright.PENANAF54fsVo4cq
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection579PENANAnM0ugqYrTQ 維尼
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【禦姊】8964 copyright protection579PENANAryS7xHlVgb 維尼
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【摳腳大漢】.8964 copyright protection579PENANADwmclt7QxW 維尼
好,全部人都放出來了,我真為我的效率感到佩服,等下,摳腳大漢是什麼鬼583Please respect copyright.PENANAGGsjIvKo2t
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道583Please respect copyright.PENANAkuIUmwfwQM
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection579PENANA8H7CI9qFm5 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。583Please respect copyright.PENANAeLYk0BWZcZ
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】583Please respect copyright.PENANAvtGwh9i0Fh
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。583Please respect copyright.PENANAfaAUFrFyeo
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】583Please respect copyright.PENANAZRBG1l9rCI
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【OK,隨時都可以】583Please respect copyright.PENANAMbqN0veuOz
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。583Please respect copyright.PENANAShPmVwdD1I
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我把門打開,往外面跑583Please respect copyright.PENANAb5BtYkB0Ot
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【GO!】583Please respect copyright.PENANAoSt5MIWGBy
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我583Please respect copyright.PENANA21xZIau0iV
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭583Please respect copyright.PENANAgplVX6A3R5
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection579PENANA99oMJnAHsR 維尼
【是集體逃獄!各樓警備員,攜帶槍械前往壓制,關閉逃生入口】583Please respect copyright.PENANA3rvXoGwE0J
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上583Please respect copyright.PENANAqdEwsFgoRD
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫583Please respect copyright.PENANAW4YzTMhwQd
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】583Please respect copyright.PENANAYRytjJilJN
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。583Please respect copyright.PENANAYR9Kip0iiB
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。583Please respect copyright.PENANAmwVvgAu8HL
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滿滿的警衛583Please respect copyright.PENANAu9PWiBmGHA
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】583Please respect copyright.PENANAADGQruSobo
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道583Please respect copyright.PENANAlyHVjtQDY3
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的583Please respect copyright.PENANAqRtfOEcPfF
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection579PENANADvR4AhAKnf 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去583Please respect copyright.PENANA91qoBDlycJ
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection579PENANA1JWFDUUKmG 維尼
我停下了腳步583Please respect copyright.PENANAQGSF2Q9u3k
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection579PENANAkHPogJzy9R 維尼
嘴上這麼說,我用手臂向背後打了暗號,不過只有會臂語的盲人才看得懂583Please respect copyright.PENANAJr5s21T8hI
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。583Please respect copyright.PENANAjuOmn9Gty2
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GO583Please respect copyright.PENANAyrncNsYsLI
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大夥開始往前衝583Please respect copyright.PENANAS0vCMwviek
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時583Please respect copyright.PENANAkYJ13AKy7E
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】583Please respect copyright.PENANAxizVrheEqG
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose583Please respect copyright.PENANAfb41trXk3i
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【……………………….】583Please respect copyright.PENANAymBUZhdfj8
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