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個案一:上班時間的茶水間,三個女員工圍在一起,邊吃薯片邊口沬橫飛地爆發自己的情緒。當然,這是因為老闆外出,並不在辦公室。老闆不在時的辦公室,就是天堂,員工可再呼吸到甜美的自由空氣。503Please respect copyright.PENANAfzGa3o1dJ1
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不知不覺,她們已經無間斷地聊了一小時,而桌上的薯片,她們也吃了差不多……呃,十包。503Please respect copyright.PENANAYP2dxsd49b
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阿彌雙眼冒出熊熊烈火:「啊!氣死我啦!為什麼大家總是理所當然的要我去叫外送?為什麼理所當然的當我是下人?是欺善怕惡嗎?可惡!」503Please respect copyright.PENANATjAPCJCt1X
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阿敏也氣得全身發抖:「為什麼我和阿琪一同做錯事,老闆不罵她,卻只罵我一個?是不是因為她懂得口甜舌滑地附和老闆,而我不懂巴結就要如此被罵?難道做人就是要見人講人話,見鬼講鬼話才行?」503Please respect copyright.PENANAlMnoDZT1yR
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阿彌崩潰:「世界就是這麼不公平!好醜陋!見人善良就欺負!上次我幫老闆買午餐還要被她罵!她說炒飯太油怎能給她吃這麼油膩的東西,說我是想拿她的命。」說畢便把薯片塞進口中,她非常激動。503Please respect copyright.PENANAEmsrC0R3rr
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首先停下口的阿雨:「好心幫她買午餐還要被嫌三嫌四!幫她買飯不是理所當然的好嗎!到底如何才能在做自己和社會兩者中平衡?」503Please respect copyright.PENANAkWsVmrnq6w
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阿彌把薯片包擰得皺巴巴的:「老闆就是對人不對事!有些人永遠不用受氣,我們就是太理會別人感受,所以就被欺負了!有次明明事情不是我做的,她問都沒問清楚就先罵我一頓,心情不好就捉我來發洩。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAB5ewqZ7Yt0
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阿敏:「每個人渣背後,都會有另一個人渣。有次阿琪的文件不小心掉在地下,她還厚臉皮開口叫我幫她撿。」她心底裡盡是對社會的失望和傷心。503Please respect copyright.PENANA8FIagCHNbr
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阿雨:「我們也是有阿媽生的!啊!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAhU0BsQn8ll
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因為壓力,她們常常以吃東西發洩,壓力化為脂肪。之後,她們的結論是決定一起去學拳擊發洩情緒,順便減肥。可惜結果卻是她們實在忍不住心底裡的憤怒,最後失控把幾個學生及教練都給打傷了。明明她們都是初學者……503Please respect copyright.PENANAEeT7fYbJuO
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個案二:下午時段,某高級麵包店塞滿了人,客人源源不絕,同時,老闆的叫罵聲也沒停過。503Please respect copyright.PENANAnzeXv4GzFm
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麵包店老闆站在收銀處後方,大力拍手一下:「你們!你們記得慢慢收錢!不要因人太多就心急而收錯錢呀知道嗎?我賺錢很辛苦的!還要發薪水給你們!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAX7jnzFFf0b
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收銀處有四個員工正忙碌地為客人服務。莉莉聽了之後反了一個直到後腦的白眼!503Please respect copyright.PENANArWd1aska3r
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老闆指著正在收錢其中一人:「美美快一點!沒有看到後面還有很多客人嗎!」反口和矛盾,是老闆的特質。503Please respect copyright.PENANADhkDaf99aY
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老闆忽然不知那條青筋不對勁,又情緒爆發:「莉莉!妳!剛才幫客人切麵包時為什麼黑口黑面呀!我的麵包也有尊嚴的!妳是不是工作得很不情願呀!」503Please respect copyright.PENANA5xACjg8Axf
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莉莉完全沒空回嘴,只能忍!忍!忍!但其實她已經忍了一年有多。503Please respect copyright.PENANAYhe12GGv1M
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老闆愈講愈起勁:「還有妳,Sunny!剛才妳忘了跟客人道謝!這樣客人會覺得我們很沒禮貌,很不專業!若果客人不再光顧我們,妳要負責任!我請妳回來是幫我賺錢,不是趕客呀!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAVKrR64cgla
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下一秒,老闆尖叫:「阿欣!!!妳剛才找錯錢了!給多了十塊呀!扣妳錢呀!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAtvlSJ9zO7r
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阿欣惱羞成怒:「啊!你剛才又不說。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAQaCLL6MMNk
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老闆大聲:「我不說妳也要知道!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAieEZ1di2SY
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麵包店的員工們突然都一起停下手,轉身臉向老闆,把員工的制服圍裙脫下,平靜、優雅地走出麵包店,再以極快的速度,迅雷不及掩耳地把門給鎖了,把老闆和滿滿的客人全反鎖困在店內。503Please respect copyright.PENANAd04AuDlFky
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個案三:空間狹窄的診所內堆滿病人。生病了的大家氣色都很差,雙眼呆滯,卻握實拳頭,很壓抑似的。503Please respect copyright.PENANABC3CcudcLd
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而每一個進去醫生診房的病人,開口第一句都不是說出自己生病的情況,而是上班時受盡的委屈,有的還聲淚俱下。503Please respect copyright.PENANAI0eM6Wm0Rk
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「老闆說我準時下班是不負責任的員工,說我應該要更為公司著想的,準時下班太跟公司計較了。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAekN4AjdrqV
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「我不小心印錯了東西給老闆罵了,但轉過頭來老闆自己印錯東西卻裝沒事。雙重標準!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAP2o4OqHatf
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「有小人在我背後說三道四,老闆問都沒問清楚我的想法就臭罵我一頓!完全不經大腦。」503Please respect copyright.PENANA8JisBdNyHE
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「啊,我快瘋了,現在的人都不尊重創作!老闆說要我免費替他私下拍攝婚紗照!世上有免費午餐的嗎!」 「到底要如何做才好?當別人理所當然地當你是下人,看低你時,要直接拒絕還是忍?為什麼別人都不理我感受時,我要理會別人感受?」503Please respect copyright.PENANA3eHNt1GVx6
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一整天下來,在晚上八時,診所準時關門,護士開始打掃地方,準備下班。503Please respect copyright.PENANAjl3LMVxckm
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此時,醫生走了出來,手軟腳軟地吐了:「我……我又不是心理……醫生……一整天聽了這麼多人的瘋狂抱怨……我…受不了……」503Please respect copyright.PENANAReraChNmrE
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某天,新聞報導這樣說……由於近兩個月因老闆無理對待而失控的員工愈來愈多,這已成為癲狂情況。為著大眾身心的健康,還有城市長遠發展的著想,每月第一日將會定為「老闆回收日」。503Please respect copyright.PENANALBi6OdzHRB
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每個員工都需填寫問卷,若果一間公司超過半成員工都認為受到老闆不合理對待,再經過專案小組調查後證實真有此事的話,那個老闆便須要被回收,去被培訓一個月,學習如何成為一個待人合理,懂得尊重他人的老闆,才能重回社會。503Please respect copyright.PENANAVxhUkfHSAh
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只是剛開始,已有七成多的老闆不合格要被回收,免得再讓員工心靈受到不合理的折磨。503Please respect copyright.PENANAMr8nEf1AJB
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