「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。460Please respect copyright.PENANApNfoD0cAXO
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。460Please respect copyright.PENANAt3Qn31UN3G
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「我想和妳上床。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAwIMr1eiZpi
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAeBaBv9qdQG
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAKNJfQrlCo1
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!460Please respect copyright.PENANAd8boROzR23
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAoTBD0r8t6J
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAkwPRx7nrse
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。460Please respect copyright.PENANABSN2l0GweY
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。460Please respect copyright.PENANA7WdjIUQJLC
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「你女朋友呢?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAt23HRgwr0T
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「哪一個?」460Please respect copyright.PENANA4LZHxejn18
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」460Please respect copyright.PENANAen8bKmMguq
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「兩個。」460Please respect copyright.PENANABZIjBV4n6Z
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAk6ePESY6SO
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAgtgpf3yefr
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 460Please respect copyright.PENANA8NGs6x9iQw
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「對。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAy6aFTC4Eoi
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAXuH6DnMhY9
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 460Please respect copyright.PENANA5hzLPa1FeV
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」460Please respect copyright.PENANAK3ebyGdZv9
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAyU5QKlfJDM
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 460Please respect copyright.PENANAQV5qUCSwp5
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAAUzcwquG5i
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」460Please respect copyright.PENANAGKOYnThEZS
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。460Please respect copyright.PENANAy6vihKLJZT
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAECEnuuc14q
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」460Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0JNjpGDpj
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」460Please respect copyright.PENANAVZded3zWG1
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「你真的很有事……」460Please respect copyright.PENANA1K5FtRI2ex
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「所以妳願意嗎?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAMOobTjvbyK
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAiCyz3Vx2w6
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「嗯。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAnykQjnyrmc
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」460Please respect copyright.PENANAisdPkeB4yJ
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAPVPF9wwA5S
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」460Please respect copyright.PENANA2h3Cfh2XbJ
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAfZA3BJ5RY6
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」460Please respect copyright.PENANAylYWRXNb8z
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「也可以這麼說。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAGqcxOUopcH
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAZBB4gdLMMK
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 460Please respect copyright.PENANAuWyuSBz2nZ
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「走吧!」460Please respect copyright.PENANAoar56z7pC0
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「走去哪!?」460Please respect copyright.PENANACx5i3ATsvP
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」460Please respect copyright.PENANADGK6FWxAF5
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「我要回家!」460Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ2Q5tHeQA
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「嗯。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAxeuTK976we
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。460Please respect copyright.PENANAHxVl08HRMW
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」460Please respect copyright.PENANAwfwABDnQLx
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「…………」460Please respect copyright.PENANAZf62ii7CTR
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「我想和妳460Please respect copyright.PENANAgBjxzlJe9L
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」460Please respect copyright.PENANAPmySAC1b8S
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待續。