「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dTnN5ILl8
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK04OmzFSGO
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「我想和妳上床。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyWQMrKZiS
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdpwDqvjnw
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIY1brx9zl
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHijWZs712F
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KJ3BqETs1
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6yh9k1UGy
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQan9CVHcU
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPBjqmL0ua
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「你女朋友呢？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHdBFlUPqV
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「哪一個？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO5lSTzkEq
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTO4zTKwGa
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「兩個。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYzklL0Xsd
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb5oLLazXy
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJYbFAHZo6
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJa7zcZdlp
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「對。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvOvqpt18A
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr7N8N0mQq
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lqYFLzlWT
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibO5yUC0JD
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEgFYJPY8i
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGCDsElzXm
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3NFK6Sce9
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLsCa1dK8Q
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7tHEEtYxm
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr61Cw8LQGQ
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEjgV6fDQA
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ohEVvD09Y
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「你真的很有事……」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXYR2mEIVG
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「所以妳願意嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbsx4euRqk
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VhoTmtwZD
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「嗯。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4S9tF06V5
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYWBO3tpEw
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykMw2HVCA0
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJdQQzjvgP
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzo2KMn7nP
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUQqgFVAZ4
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「也可以這麼說。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmZ3Yg8DmJ
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdevQ9WDWeQ
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBm1L1yBQ7
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「走吧！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeZeHlEKMA
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「走去哪！？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeKv01Vqdf
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq02LBfZ7HI
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「我要回家！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQlPLEuZvs
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「嗯。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HhOY3NtLm
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lkEVFtVRB
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6DIPrw6HK
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xZHXc09xG
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待續。
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