「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIHusuCgRp
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsegvXba43O
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「我想和妳上床。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcfLqF4Y7O
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ74rPXMb2
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWCOkybE1N
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE2p0TbY5e
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD4BbXRNPR
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWof7c2V3V
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW2Hg7BkRL
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMFtShMZFO
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「你女朋友呢？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR29ezxriJ
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「哪一個？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HKiMGdFGQ
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1OdJN9twr
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「兩個。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41vNT7MyAt
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nP6PY732w
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcBQL1Bz9L
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur0J5Ys7zb
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「對。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJNJwEq87I
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuT6Aj0luZ
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo8O2oyGHl
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmwS9cVog8
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEiwfxNede
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnAJKTdeyF
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xuhdFEGp0
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7oxymDIJp
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoZ9pQPUnJ
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAv5ib9P60
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx1FvdnwZk
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPoEezS9ia
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「你真的很有事……」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tyBFR1i6R
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「所以妳願意嗎？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanbiMV0xCg
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3DGCGr3cm
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「嗯。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIZ78MI9Ck
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vhy8PTFmU
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWxoAoJTX7
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMSiurMZ8i
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC9SKHyiHK
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMUykSC4hq
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「也可以這麼說。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5lNQetTbx
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U1Ux5ZpOL
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4EBAdHhNQ
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「走吧！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRD1H9sQIZ
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「走去哪！？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqA6pb4bSB
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpK094scqN
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「我要回家！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08DYu5ZGq6
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「嗯。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DLtwFvVvY
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLRtuTt6CK
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlIEsEyvSU
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1tPRfjPHg
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待續。
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