求學過程中,每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物,個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著,大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。413Please respect copyright.PENANApVU5agkQbh
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他不高,有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑,眼尾有很深的魚尾紋,額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。413Please respect copyright.PENANAxsqQmG0Uyb
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開學第二天,學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊,早自習時間,我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽,當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時,導師說「你們不要欺負女生,她是班花耶。」413Please respect copyright.PENANACBVaHG3zHS
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「人家的班花都嘛很正,我們的…咳咳…」413Please respect copyright.PENANAFhIj7PspT6
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我站在講臺邊,看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學,一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。413Please respect copyright.PENANAJwehP0bFbf
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〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前,就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」,還沒想好怎麼反擊,身體就已經行動了。413Please respect copyright.PENANAYKvUEdgIQR
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掃把飛到教室後面。413Please respect copyright.PENANAwYbVmNZgcz
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沒打中他,嘖。413Please respect copyright.PENANAkQhnhk8YY0
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「只會在那裡講屁話,不如幫忙掃一下地吧?」我說。413Please respect copyright.PENANAWvfjVE5EPb
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那高個兒先是愣住,同學們大笑起來,他滿臉通紅的站起,走到我面前,踹了一張椅子,椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAARZtaHJezj
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「還可以啦,怎麼樣,見笑轉生氣哦?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAVvc7rDZ22h
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他又踹了另一張椅子,椅子又倒了。413Please respect copyright.PENANA2oqM35zfQx
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導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛,但我當下好像沒聽見。413Please respect copyright.PENANARmN1iRB5Yk
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只有你會踹?我踹了一張桌子。413Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y6hkbhElK
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下一秒,桌子的頂部和抽屜分開,飛起來,彈到旁邊。413Please respect copyright.PENANAejnQsE0nm3
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大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。413Please respect copyright.PENANAJhedZLSZGF
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靜默一秒。413Please respect copyright.PENANAJbtogfv0TP
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兩秒。413Please respect copyright.PENANA0JTih1CgZg
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「哦~~~」413Please respect copyright.PENANANaoMaeJjDR
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「猴~~~~~~」413Please respect copyright.PENANAom3qz4xNdp
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「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」413Please respect copyright.PENANAZC4XcDCVRX
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高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失,我也是。413Please respect copyright.PENANA4BdoVA41wm
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「不是,不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。413Please respect copyright.PENANAoHba1Q8RoI
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「妳不要打我,我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。413Please respect copyright.PENANAMSm18icxOV
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全班都在笑。413Please respect copyright.PENANAiuzfpJw1Pk
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「力氣好大!」
「神奇怪力女!」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊~」413Please respect copyright.PENANA3c6zDWo1wd
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導師呆在一旁,我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。413Please respect copyright.PENANAFaGTJgKFg6
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從這天開始,班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我,但也因為這一踹,我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」,或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……413Please respect copyright.PENANALvKdocwXb3
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「欸!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAdrLcXOcNRi
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我轉頭,阿龍又一臉天真,好像還帶點崇拜。413Please respect copyright.PENANA07e0sQNS3H
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「剛剛超帥的啦!」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。413Please respect copyright.PENANA1CnQMmqowE
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「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
我好尷尬。413Please respect copyright.PENANAI2FVlygFV2
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「讚讚讚!」他又晃了晃大拇指。413Please respect copyright.PENANA5jmLx8J95L
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唉…沒在聽啊。413Please respect copyright.PENANADDatIwUACT
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待續。413Please respect copyright.PENANA9fqk0iIryz
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註:桌子真的不是我弄壞的,到現在還是沒人相信。
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