求學過程中，每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物，個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著，大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvo1wm1mw5
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他不高，有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑，眼尾有很深的魚尾紋，額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLSM5NBPRt
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開學第二天，學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊，早自習時間，我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽，當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時，導師說「你們不要欺負女生，她是班花耶。」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDDwreoeeh
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「人家的班花都嘛很正，我們的…咳咳…」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDycNBna1mk
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我站在講臺邊，看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學，一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwuHRANe36
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〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前，就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」，還沒想好怎麼反擊，身體就已經行動了。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOmjpHwnaP
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掃把飛到教室後面。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbo95zEgbR
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沒打中他，嘖。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQMYeht4we
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「只會在那裡講屁話，不如幫忙掃一下地吧？」我說。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvgoq9w2OO
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那高個兒先是愣住，同學們大笑起來，他滿臉通紅的站起，走到我面前，踹了一張椅子，椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛？」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqOSHbw71j
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「還可以啦，怎麼樣，見笑轉生氣哦？」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nE1Aqr86E
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他又踹了另一張椅子，椅子又倒了。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPjAjajKjc
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導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛，但我當下好像沒聽見。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkPrYaoNFE
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只有你會踹？我踹了一張桌子。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6kdPENykM
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下一秒，桌子的頂部和抽屜分開，飛起來，彈到旁邊。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKaG3Sgx7P
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大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZitZ7rZ31
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靜默一秒。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E6ztWjL1Q
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兩秒。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0COCyzgQf
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「哦~~~」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GeWs680ZF
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「猴~~~~~~」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtOJCMl7RQ
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「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElzbd1UtBG
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高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失，我也是。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVhSmZj1kc
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「不是，不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MWLqDlng9
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「妳不要打我，我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScBfm4VSQY
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全班都在笑。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTpx61qx22
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「力氣好大！」
「神奇怪力女！」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊～」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgso7eOl8VI
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導師呆在一旁，我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnNZEKjRkA
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從這天開始，班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我，但也因為這一踹，我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」，或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN4nfj0ll7
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「欸！」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmROzV2PUgz
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我轉頭，阿龍又一臉天真，好像還帶點崇拜。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbHkFB7Dnq
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「剛剛超帥的啦！」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pFE693bMX
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「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
我好尷尬。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn7sEXtKP5
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「讚讚讚！」他又晃了晃大拇指。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsmQykSKFT
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唉…沒在聽啊。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjJqBjfxz1
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待續。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHrJTYt7FS
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註：桌子真的不是我弄壞的，到現在還是沒人相信。
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