豺狼姐姐說故事 - 狐狸

「我想和妳上床。」

我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV1k9FQeXP

那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人，突然就這麼說了。

「蛤啊？？？」

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「我想和妳上床。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQSdfqhbeK
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcaOeMyFdk
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqPL5ZsL5g
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UJnRHtnOq
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gURiR3n28
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBEXiWsfLF
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」

扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFfykYNxPE
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkTHRWXYxH
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「你女朋友呢？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETqBao8IoZ
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「哪一個？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYdlHhCf4x
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk0nam2f3O
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「兩個。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiKikDgYVH
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYh3rtJHnz
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVygKQg4C0
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXuC9f7mww
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「對。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMBQd18uKo
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxESmXTYK9h
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99nuZXem21
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPU664HKmB
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfFI6KGxKB
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo7Fr5KZw9
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBmLXqulli
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7ZS1mNFD1
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIEc891xuJ
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF1WVxUIta
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6WfzFL6Nz
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「回我妳願意嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6vo3wdxmV
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「你真的很有事……」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ycaqLOb9i
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「所以妳願意嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJfrWwsMDd
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子，人家就會答應你嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUoNbt6eNz
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「嗯。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8GEPH3vJf
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sbgvmwLFT
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2isswf4KMr
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvN4QixvLZ
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOzzHScXb6
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5gEb0VNYQ
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「也可以這麼說。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccaSzOdmvZ
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSciIOOL15e
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這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8DUngHm5l
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「走吧！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8doboLxFC
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「走去哪！？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmH3j0N27S
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCVKbgjlhQ
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「我要回家！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTGYt91i2P
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「嗯。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bnXQPN0vC
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjilwBh7eaD
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog82YwzdeO
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「我想和妳822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUr5aMqDHQ
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6btgNfVtVI
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待續。

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