「我想和妳上床。」
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那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
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「我想和妳上床。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5jM6hssSm
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP8RktJ0mZ
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r04SbOQ7P
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc2PBDkpaF
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSIrUNv2u3
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtezqfaEI3
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl5CJsFiuf
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizgpEftRhU
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「你女朋友呢？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqhOveT8G7
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「哪一個？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48BK4ZnIMr
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRZ5SuKEaF
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「兩個。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qxEJwTD0w
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VHQF5wzko
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJx5VvieZU
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdytARouusi
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「對。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSxVfmivgA
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCMMrTgcQW
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVDzJAyC5O
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55pWBCPxsj
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUaOGMc0uL
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwdpwTuMyd
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlJisdNBpA
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj7Su57dMT
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwYG1IgOA0
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6B9b29EHt
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgQQvT0ZM2
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm114llwSnt
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「你真的很有事……」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer8Um8qoHT
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「所以妳願意嗎？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG3laFV36n
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCECMz2zRA
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「嗯。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF38zxhcXrO
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iJ4IQMZze
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4GvFXzbFS
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoRaUrd5vi
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMJFQUO5fT
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBsKCv2W6Q
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「也可以這麼說。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2T7gF8i0t
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxQRqgy5SL
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這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFObLfDg0b
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「走吧！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfLbbdWm08
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「走去哪！？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAwjQCtg2o
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRVqxMfvLt
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「我要回家！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18Spey2iPy
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「嗯。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK3ei81sjb
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0l52xyMkJ
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzljqh1STU
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「我想和妳451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXTjIkCe7I
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」451Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt9LR2ciHA
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