「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gNdoc5gnq
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxovyxPdGK8
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「我想和妳上床。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi7cjBhygZ
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61Vj75WumV
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cWVAcbcvs
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq3Ya2F4yl
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdEsjyUL60
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvqCG0tHvT
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhJBuVQKmG
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaXKJ7pGLv
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「你女朋友呢？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhpUnA0NCU
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「哪一個？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc9SNCIlxP
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SkZqkVN9y
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「兩個。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5yOwBKwsq
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcP2ZSzOBN
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCPb8CazoJ
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpevQV5FLWK
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「對。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDDALMHdaW
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU7IyWhtG5
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zHWSTYaqe
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJEOTMn7F4
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOWIsjKvd0
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTUdc4xkDs
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABH4SfqZoi
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptVdVEQl6f
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiMudNepp5
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSu0H8s2lj
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFKKC7RdB1
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpnhvIrVn5
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「你真的很有事……」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAFT1IvIZV
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「所以妳願意嗎？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVldln0WFF
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9OkJy4la4
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「嗯。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcdsMidykX
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4umO0pKSI
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2peXyQsQw
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLGkdVf2fV
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uo3h7KHOi
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRedYB2VzpC
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「也可以這麼說。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G9So7ac6a
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpflZ9V29Er
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSncHs88eD
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「走吧！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIize8jjJbm
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「走去哪！？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWZzpMwswP
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOALzyoMFT4
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「我要回家！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny2CVFXOJb
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「嗯。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtllCSZQvV
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpdU2HJiAi
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPrqRFUGAR
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「…………」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftDdqKQP9Q
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYQlGwHflj
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待續。
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