豺狼姐姐說故事 - 狐狸

「我想和妳上床。」

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那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人，突然就這麼說了。

「蛤啊？？？」

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「我想和妳上床。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqVkhg9G2b
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjYzGdWXN3
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWuWNL5bAg
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KKkiYdNQZ
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6P0urWAjy
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nIJDwAR3V
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」

扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QZJWMPdZr
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDftWu2E0CO
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「你女朋友呢？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKRhlmSlMJ
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「哪一個？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLe6ChgSDx
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JHmWZFfw9
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「兩個。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf9tGNvCzu
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxhnaa7OFj
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tqA8GMyAI
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg697Ji7FHT
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「對。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9KbXwR8wf
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyhV1ybnGK
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDQURuyoZz
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVEI08EGpW
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQtmQ4esRJ
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rq1JDuN3Q
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsuEMqkjDG
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn8BGO8GdB
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyTYmdj1Lo
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrPGB9zJV9
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZk8LwKKa4
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「回我妳願意嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I9nvA0ICg
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「你真的很有事……」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Voh2SMyuG
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「所以妳願意嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkroTfvW0Ms
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子，人家就會答應你嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS1jk1PyNk
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「嗯。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt0uUluybm
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BHMTQGY5u
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFqsiLYsRr
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4TE9fTRcn
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q2yxx4cS9
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8BgDt3UlD
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「也可以這麼說。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagobKOcn40
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU6EGyHe4B
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「……………」

這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobs3Z3biHM
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「走吧！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpRytuPvIt
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「走去哪！？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ycqrmxt3M
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr7mgUJShA
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「我要回家！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwOjtWObyE
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「嗯。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBSHpqT3Vk
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSprF4e1Hmu
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPHkkiSQzv
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「我想和妳820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIW3g3dVkQ
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V7INlyvIj
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待續。

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