「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0ug5yBZSm
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58fJO9Dxzh
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「我想和妳上床。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXxG1B1UJu
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00eyEghcfE
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZJAnXvodr
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4dUYurNAC
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90RImrXOmk
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug1MpFJt7E
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3zqPJB3YP
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wj4Lz2u2j
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「你女朋友呢？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmtgCvzmOI
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「哪一個？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOke7Dn9aq
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡry02wsELf3
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「兩個。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2m1Jgokez
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUpzXoBcaE
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLmewDFsq7
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm17CqZAXVd
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「對。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCqFgd9NhI
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XFUgvesEA
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcqe9BX7uv
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CbjClANoH
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHXX2GjTbp
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNuopBNGsS
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDGrDRG9jY
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJZnyKicmc
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB6mMnuUcT
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fs7yZr9iy
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXevdTdAbW
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXEgg47Fhe
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「你真的很有事……」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT0p9AcG5N
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「所以妳願意嗎？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIJJGmH27k
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CLtDoXy35
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「嗯。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0a7S77S3M6
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wGemlUMtc
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1HdfxyIf8
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ8HhqgpZj
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia2eRSVtAY
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRjx9tuyO8
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「也可以這麼說。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SJ4yFhgOC
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiMRF2A2Gg
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V4OOVBX97
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「走吧！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7GJUlEZKf
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「走去哪！？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1CmRXOrey
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfp6VVaVYi
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「我要回家！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWF5Eg1bSK
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「嗯。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5LEQgPKYQ
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fFIZgFAuO
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzunssoYXRv
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「…………」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIax2HmAbFa
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「我想和妳582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96CQEJthxq
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGnB5tOmrx
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待續。
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