豺狼姐姐說故事 - 狐狸

「我想和妳上床。」

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那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人，突然就這麼說了。

「蛤啊？？？」

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「我想和妳上床。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4AWb7dmKA
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM7NLWRfDS
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA0I0M3sU6
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYeKTxWWkC
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOktpio4xP
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNdjLiIp60
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」

扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cSFrytwMG
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBKHHJ2a9K
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「你女朋友呢？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG5YEEjKSR
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「哪一個？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK1TcNvYOp
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FZSHyGjHC
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「兩個。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMITJ0fV7Qv
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZmuQARGqs
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdAAzxYDGs
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseOV32Ne9N
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「對。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oLXj0RRId
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXw6Ey47dz
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡforrnyjUWU
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU5B6E2oAr
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtURmtRWXm
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIGP6vkZCN
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjHM3WSt3l
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLXeW48PKy
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1VsmQC1ul
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2umLWSnP1
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn6RuN35tB
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「回我妳願意嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHI2i0e8G1
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「你真的很有事……」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjf52SDzcA
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「所以妳願意嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiz9vEvnPM
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子，人家就會答應你嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY27LLiFXI
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「嗯。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHhVgzValm
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdNLk3dsgL
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyDwOhVhnT
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vlp2JZheg
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wE4qEh5jJ
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxJY8PakY3
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「也可以這麼說。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn36DZZCM7
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfgJHS9Wy8
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「……………」

這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tzSRmuGeG
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「走吧！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5OYy2N9vi
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「走去哪！？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAhLU8uhrz
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGZMxdXzFG
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「我要回家！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPwZDhAIkE
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「嗯。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrOEDAzkUu
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSh5J8rv34
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBZc9Zr347
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「我想和妳821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu29HN3RmR
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGD7KW3tCg
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待續。

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