「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0t1B7utx5
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxz0cBJDBG
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「我想和妳上床。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKacWFMky8
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzaVvKkpl9
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWuRL2YtPV
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQMPjdKGaL
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9rlKZd0zh
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9DUoabIlL
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAW7PrfexE
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt13GkYhdL
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「你女朋友呢？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5X6NteSsd
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「哪一個？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXndJJOlRR
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuombF5PTb8
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「兩個。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzLtNOfYLU
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSby6HDRpw
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxVJidW7UN
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy0gMd1iOH
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「對。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuPOnVgmB5
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T7qBsF25Y
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB2gmF0Grd
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ajn64YRMz
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAFPRhx2Dq
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoONThDrTcO
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw6QEobUEz
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy2xUbQc9m
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7IKca3Qbf
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi6IkkMVZz
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07PEXjiaMm
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK9Wb3bAm7
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「你真的很有事……」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX01zFCdgks
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「所以妳願意嗎？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvJ6hiHOYm
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosFWBpdPZq
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「嗯。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvePOVJFW6
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd18DTQG0C0
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkal0h4Fe9e
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv4PGvfqfM
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7JdqDg7zt
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4RSO3gRky
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「也可以這麼說。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdtCnsOD6x
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQALs4oLOjJ
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEx2Ietdxp
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「走吧！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9L1XO4nyn
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「走去哪！？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfbU9qbJaQ
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUSewMVWp7
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「我要回家！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSWjocW3lK
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「嗯。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67papSSJ5p
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaXCY0VoIm
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeKD8P4czK
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「我想和妳613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcBjihwQau
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」613Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix9pR04ZG6
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待續。
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