豺狼姐姐說故事 - 狐狸

「我想和妳上床。」

我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7jz0kAJEf

那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人，突然就這麼說了。

「蛤啊？？？」

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「我想和妳上床。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4k93QRG6i
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhrACuiw9n
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBvWNEUwpC
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtpYqsZQrT
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgWcJefu8k
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW78ibuGec0
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」

扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxoVlOUkiV
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxYmdFL46K
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「你女朋友呢？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFMWY8dQ9D
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「哪一個？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI91PCkm9fv
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDDYp8iEnG
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「兩個。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLUmySctNE
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2R4XoXR6d
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCPtviaOgI
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A7jZPaXux
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「對。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ggx0OiKIP
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOXPlNiJ6U
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gXb3ydWLS
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ304eXDHaVt
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMetzXQ0jq
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBA4sqP5NI
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpTt7obyJw
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhI5Y08pOJ
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWnwZQUda5
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QzfhPXJfd
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVygWJgSdd
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「回我妳願意嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNDETAW2N0
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「你真的很有事……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d34Geg05C
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「所以妳願意嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WceWKqmjB
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子，人家就會答應你嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ljahBMjiz
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「嗯。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVBnOP0VFd
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS11DuOkRm
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnYu84FVp5
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuONA0WmG7
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90fdiqZNSD
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cko7ubfol
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「也可以這麼說。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bTpst21W5
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD2JSsnjBx
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這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav2rRHY8Rz
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「走吧！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX8PFVTFBh
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「走去哪！？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4niHbyxaJE
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbqPOQwqHD
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「我要回家！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSt6JVeki4
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「嗯。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBfoFY7IST
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUESf1VaZKi
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpzZ4vhOlO
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「我想和妳835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1wJk2f10i
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg2SgR2g8o
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待續。

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