「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolnDeXmLNg
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLC1hvkwKd
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「我想和妳上床。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6V8m9vD9g
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXI27h7e3S
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQzRf83sxT
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡachEQCUkYq
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEXbTNIsW5
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWizlayCWl2
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69P8og4dVj
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLAUiLob2F
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「你女朋友呢？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MnVP5psEl
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「哪一個？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveQmA4IuwM
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2f6OEkKIK
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「兩個。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA1MhsUI1p
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75V0yFILnx
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8rC4xEuz1
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhJQxYflRT
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「對。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqf7VFoZDM
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcrjziDRFw
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8uFllFlKX
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8okMeFO37p
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtIDPnbq95
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03V8c4Mel2
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTUF8QSIuu
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTOTRLv5eN
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSWHkSvg9D
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz6JU2myOb
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zsBEwyCQD
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8LUSKIjFH
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「你真的很有事……」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfss4u95HWB
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「所以妳願意嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtHkKM1g4X
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbibJjPVcEM
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「嗯。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZHOzdO298
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHa2SYSYpL
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sqzLulQUh
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9bwDBZUjd
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXsG5nTvaJ
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n0btpbayL
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「也可以這麼說。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6Sp7gZT2O
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmrFq0TKk3
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFNczfp580
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「走吧！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VycqSeDsF
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「走去哪！？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDjkMX6yvP
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k4V6qlXBI
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「我要回家！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJCAMIjse4
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「嗯。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBSCIJUSIF
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gg3aeXiYO
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZllALCzuw
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「…………」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceHXZ31O6O
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「我想和妳633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVqEJhnOST
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixOUY5fHv5
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待續。
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