「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。462Please respect copyright.PENANARQoZ9g7XdB
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。462Please respect copyright.PENANAKI980etjC9
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「我想和妳上床。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAwhozLtOBzR
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAjinM8HHybD
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」462Please respect copyright.PENANADnTJ1m44M7
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!462Please respect copyright.PENANAAkGmtSK2WZ
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAEt2yWgAxOB
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAuC5kVIh7up
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。462Please respect copyright.PENANAJQBzDYn2Ba
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。462Please respect copyright.PENANAZl88crciuR
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「你女朋友呢?」462Please respect copyright.PENANACU18GVXvTw
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「哪一個?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAaWvyY8GJ4c
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」462Please respect copyright.PENANAfo3Jc5X7T7
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「兩個。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAma5Nj1ZcXL
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」462Please respect copyright.PENANA60v1zD3GpW
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」462Please respect copyright.PENANALMjqi1agiR
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 462Please respect copyright.PENANA7XDt2i7m8D
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「對。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAxDq0DqwBKM
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAmcVGkuaOnZ
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 462Please respect copyright.PENANAs1ECtk6Vsr
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」462Please respect copyright.PENANATRt8uhMYJ2
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAXS3mrLcQlO
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 462Please respect copyright.PENANAXiCpsHfhqi
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAhBXpE9yeko
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」462Please respect copyright.PENANAVGUITXLtfX
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。462Please respect copyright.PENANATGvVuaShCw
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAjyRrJJzfew
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」462Please respect copyright.PENANArlgGvfpYyv
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」462Please respect copyright.PENANA8pQLceIADM
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「你真的很有事……」462Please respect copyright.PENANAQxwOBKrAzE
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「所以妳願意嗎?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAL7jGddqGZ5
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAjJMmhqoca9
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「嗯。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAmBJNmKd6w6
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」462Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2zIdTaKKJ
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAN2CyNYp6eL
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」462Please respect copyright.PENANAYxB5eUsh0S
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAdtCIIMPORl
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8w6r8sZ8u
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「也可以這麼說。」462Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q8uDkEMtK
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAVjR9bP0dKm
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 462Please respect copyright.PENANAVlU3HnywbN
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「走吧!」462Please respect copyright.PENANA2a4Ry6y6fQ
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「走去哪!?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAjloKJPzkF6
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」462Please respect copyright.PENANAY6E1VjJEKh
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「我要回家!」462Please respect copyright.PENANAQPMcjKXyjw
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「嗯。」462Please respect copyright.PENANAG9vBDq1vkT
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。462Please respect copyright.PENANA23R53ifJM1
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」462Please respect copyright.PENANA4IzFy3qRtn
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「…………」462Please respect copyright.PENANAI1qdYYEIZI
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」462Please respect copyright.PENANAIetqR5Xwkc
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待續。