「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA5jBxh4kz
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDmVNtv33d
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「我想和妳上床。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7NWNrJv7K
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH94pAnZi2
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokjgwNhRBU
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZMQ9jjwMS
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo3Pmmf28u
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLZlh2zRFq
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7437Dw7SRN
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcL7HnidVi
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「你女朋友呢？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ774QbOYIwi
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「哪一個？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzzkqcwM8i
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxRbGR9YUE
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「兩個。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdwUUjG0uP
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCoDrDVaAf
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsz39mphcj
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvfV79vM8y
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「對。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8OFClDmIo
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwfozsYPiO
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lb6dLyCm5
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXzBCG7eT2
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZZ758v8fi
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT73CWkvdCI
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqnwjvWiiZ
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeKI5zXt4a
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz5UBYXh3z
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMJTdzwh3g
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9EfAHHzmf
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM1Wak70PV
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「你真的很有事……」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu0FG7pgtZ
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「所以妳願意嗎？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3bFNgV3ke
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzciM864Tx
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「嗯。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3VU5ATlm8
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqemhmh7Yyx
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVSNx12cP4
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs5FaWyE6b
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK21ElQzT2
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nDOE9L28Z
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「也可以這麼說。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlBKls8b9Z
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhGmMwcLaj
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xeTG52nDU
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「走吧！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR9o72n7qL
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「走去哪！？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihWgUgVEDU
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiSWGCvnCf
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「我要回家！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y5b8UygV5
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「嗯。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcoyRXlUND
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7LWOscMmy
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2mu6DZjC9
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「我想和妳666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrW5xZHqd7
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」666Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXGt0bjJpx
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待續。
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