求學過程中，每個班級裡必定有這樣一個甘草人物，個性幽默、人緣好、搞怪或放得很開、總是笑著，大家都喜歡他。
阿龍就是這樣的存在。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH8KgwxJue
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他不高，有小小的眼睛、圓圓的蒜頭鼻跟薄薄的嘴唇。因為太常笑，眼尾有很深的魚尾紋，額頭也有因長時間擠眉弄眼而留下的抬頭紋。
「這是每天都很開心的證據啊。」他曾這麼說。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo7o8UZfir
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開學第二天，學長們的調侃(或嘲笑)依舊，早自習時間，我拿著掃把慢吞吞的掃地。
一年級的導師是個充滿愛的媽媽，當我的同學試圖想效仿學長們調侃我時，導師說「你們不要欺負女生，她是班花耶。」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XnVJ91QEl
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「人家的班花都嘛很正，我們的…咳咳…」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcglw52FGOl
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我站在講臺邊，看著坐在教室最後面說這話的同學，一臉想鼓譟大家加入的樣子。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRmVxAcubM
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〝不要讓別人有機會欺負妳。〞
〝在別人準備出手前，就先打死他。〞
我想著這幾句「教誨」，還沒想好怎麼反擊，身體就已經行動了。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIThuRUUddl
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掃把飛到教室後面。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2mnjHjME9
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沒打中他，嘖。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez24L242mz
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「只會在那裡講屁話，不如幫忙掃一下地吧？」我說。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCtG9BNSFV
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那高個兒先是愣住，同學們大笑起來，他滿臉通紅的站起，走到我面前，踹了一張椅子，椅子倒了。
「很囂張嘛？」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNolYz5iZzo
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「還可以啦，怎麼樣，見笑轉生氣哦？」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToFZEHYAg3
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他又踹了另一張椅子，椅子又倒了。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw8LJYUVjz
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導師在旁邊嚷嚷著同學們不要這樣啊不要吵架大家要相親相愛，但我當下好像沒聽見。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe1O6FYRq3
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只有你會踹？我踹了一張桌子。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCel1pA7hsC
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下一秒，桌子的頂部和抽屜分開，飛起來，彈到旁邊。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZTkdopasa
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大家的視線全在那張頭身分離的桌子上。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTmCGFB5Pn
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靜默一秒。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EcQWIZvAE
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兩秒。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mjaIe9tHk
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「哦~~~」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfJnl8XYWf
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「猴~~~~~~」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuczOFpxn4
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「哇賽~~~~~~~~~」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa263VsHnTn
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高個兒的氣焰瞬間消失，我也是。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnylnlIwk8
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「不是，不是我…它本來就壞掉…」
我慌張解釋。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JTbltWxCY
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「妳不要打我，我認輸了大姐對不起。」
高個兒一直笑。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dvaoVgTub
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全班都在笑。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiacnupnWo
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「力氣好大！」
「神奇怪力女！」
「以後就靠妳保護大家了啊～」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2YW4FHs4B
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導師呆在一旁，我滿腦子都在想這張桌子要不要賠償。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3py9KYAd3P
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從這天開始，班上的男生們再沒想過欺負我，但也因為這一踹，我的身份直接從「女同學」跳到「哥兒們」，或是他們嘴裡的「大姊頭」……441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCct4KM1tD
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「欸！」441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQDuxyKtuA
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我轉頭，阿龍又一臉天真，好像還帶點崇拜。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQMx3qxEqq
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「剛剛超帥的啦！」
他兩隻手比著「讚」。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNAbGt1RuS
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「呃…拜託忘記剛剛那一幕…」
我好尷尬。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gf17J4Hjh
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「讚讚讚！」他又晃了晃大拇指。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78HHIznxuC
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唉…沒在聽啊。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW8eNfM5z0
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待續。441Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN52X4wdUT
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註：桌子真的不是我弄壞的，到現在還是沒人相信。
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