豺狼姐姐說故事 - 狐狸

「我想和妳上床。」

我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeLaHAKYUa

那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人，突然就這麼說了。

「蛤啊？？？」

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「我想和妳上床。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr20290jEvN
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2i6WsrfjS
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT69uLk6eP
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAqIt0dJTU
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3EapHIOX0
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLd6OvyR74
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」

扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesaIsYzIal
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQYinl9JtZ
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「你女朋友呢？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpTJ1j7jYt
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「哪一個？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo47PbZPxl
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdZUHqTpks
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「兩個。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjB26w3ow4
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlcham8Yo4
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU66Ya3tRyR
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIVRbeUkU2
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「對。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4Yz6uohS9
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3wIk5A2nc
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijNKnwU5Nd
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yxJ6DiQXF
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlwBjEmBWx
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnStKHKLTDB
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDROr6Z1mH9
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0SFFkHqXi
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq5HGOs8k4
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlntpJthgH4
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vF347Kslk
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「回我妳願意嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9j3gZGAHp
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「你真的很有事……」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepjZCiY89A
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「所以妳願意嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzurRGDNRXp
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子，人家就會答應你嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23S4et8sJC
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「嗯。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdze9Dy05ma
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKqrZ5gBdz
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01bI3U4F1I
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjyaKtdI0o
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMdkre33Yj
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ21CH6ETwi
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「也可以這麼說。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvILVapUD2p
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREJOJ6N5vv
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這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDtPLRcnWY
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「走吧！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUV3AvFtnK
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「走去哪！？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SjY8VMfdz
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAvEsiTk8d
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「我要回家！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHznGHOhrc
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「嗯。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GpG6EFEYz
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiORxqWBDU8
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEH2rK5OrV
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「我想和妳833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh8LpFkd1D
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」833Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaS36ODcik
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