「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqsqR8jQEj
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgEjaXbqiO
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「我想和妳上床。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9JqIFQF8h
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsxgFFcDvu
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rtnSSkdRD
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhCmZmt2X2
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaNPPktOXx
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUlD5ogM7e
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7UjFuxMdy
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPklKcFT8F
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「你女朋友呢？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuc1i1wvHG
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「哪一個？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNOa9nWe5T
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8pTdVpnPn
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「兩個。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoydB8b7cZZ
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh01MyN5Zz
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VQ0KZWVIa
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXDZsF0aid
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「對。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSlMoNTU5u
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2IAP6HORY
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b6mtgtZCK
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FCg1Jez6j
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUbhHETIvl
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XaJeCdSaS
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MzJpg32Cz
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCHohDw5Uu
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2hpg9fEhU
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSXbnM0ink
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wg7xxBbRA
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ3bIP6mpC
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「你真的很有事……」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0OVGnPNoU
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「所以妳願意嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP4Niq7LCB
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfSkhnJfvX
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「嗯。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokbCOr2NZ5
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuhVxstMGp
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOXHX1po8r
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScxr2l2tBr
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n1kvcJQKV
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoBCDBLngJ
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「也可以這麼說。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMDnkX6ebF
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY4vBGGOJF
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCIhAtmWEc
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「走吧！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno0i3vG8Hz
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「走去哪！？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOx8bxDrYX
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9Hlfa05RM
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「我要回家！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4sPqvUMsh
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「嗯。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBBLuvfd7t
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH4OMA3iDn
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LWbg6F3J9
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「…………」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMRV8JBtvL
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「我想和妳590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqtIviFtnS
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWrKTwNn6D
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待續。
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