「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDq6BGR6g3
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf2aIa8zDY
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「我想和妳上床。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT7NQNCWrM
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtF0GjxQiz
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk9ytHnrVV
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXUKPQvUf0
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlKRicZuNd
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw92BNvISP
「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3DhgN0O74
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYns5AZim7H
「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDIfpPXWs9
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tBzjFCY8P
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「你女朋友呢？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyDBMrfKrO
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRndAG7qYk
「哪一個？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuH7GVn8ak
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgeNU9JE9o
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「兩個。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljyGWcPZDb
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ6AhMo6pO
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS4V3kBHh9
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ6tyMeDju
「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynkEn5NwoT
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「對。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtYae6H95w
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fd0DkCssw
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBevsKfceH
「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBglLZ6K95
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs0Pm2alGM
「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOVH2IHOCe
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyo5uOUK76
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwX4BFPRWrD
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ajUMgaHU3
「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OJmI1v8rc
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5dV0ytfat
「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXlc4GJJRH
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9TjBDK2y8
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLYPiHyCoU
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbMPbYsxM7
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RChIvhLGK
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「你真的很有事……」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pMGfzVXof
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「所以妳願意嗎？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvtI00BPNe
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2uRRvpWOO
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「嗯。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsBcuGUdc6
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaIbc4d4jU
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgoo0W8fcA
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCjW2ag4Tw
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHfoX1CpYk
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbhN2tXMXw
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「也可以這麼說。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJidot9GwjU
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJAkULuwSJ
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ1sSbf7oK
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「走吧！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp3X0Bv5w8
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「走去哪！？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLz05SaxBG
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyWsvsqumf
834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESNTaIT0yb
「我要回家！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pRDusMR6O
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「嗯。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36Kxlm4RzY
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoBOQuJRSo
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhncbPx2P09
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「…………」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLJwEVr5Gz
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「我想和妳834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt4WesvAeo
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpcBLIEws1
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