「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmSwJIktrV
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSLsm9wPdv
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「我想和妳上床。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArg1J2AbTD
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn6K4UVaTB
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXnCR0eUAE
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9Cy7dkYCG
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIXJBRwdre
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3N5IuauRq
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ1vczxK1v
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSOm02qsXj
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「你女朋友呢？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfTXNISfpU
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「哪一個？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiL4dEwY5v
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Uwb26tfFz
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「兩個。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJucdLXAFYA
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD9TqUIFlQ
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkIxHxDFsZ
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhe2aW7YUg
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「對。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4cMprnPAe
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSimOSFW4aH
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0bZKjWkIy
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnIXxielqp
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYum3Jr9MIz
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OJJ5CEuox
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4FyVSSYqB
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOkp2pDYC4
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrtt3ZhGdA
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQujkXqu57
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1du1vsCvf2
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCJQ961IAD
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「你真的很有事……」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVamzi9aDA
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「所以妳願意嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kn2Yr8lBq
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vh9YfEizI
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「嗯。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0vpzQ9gFM
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj7ScAQJwW
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktfs459DwI
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WmKpgdNvm
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5UY4jWIYe
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EVCfGYV5z
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「也可以這麼說。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzO497V6Bh
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITp4yLzA4a
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rpPWDCo5J
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「走吧！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM0stHUjap
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「走去哪！？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIa0my9xyR
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy5UhzxPGJ
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「我要回家！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrCqzsUiDD
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「嗯。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBR4UIn5ZI
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOHU3v9HUX
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86nYE7wFpT
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「…………」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy964NYLeMM
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「我想和妳627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjctYYwTUoF
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yzG0O9Rby
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待續。
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