「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。463Please respect copyright.PENANAlz90MVQrO8
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。463Please respect copyright.PENANA1a3eqqXX9Z
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「我想和妳上床。」463Please respect copyright.PENANALU8Cjy4aLB
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAth7o6QNIFM
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」463Please respect copyright.PENANASD8H4WxPcN
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!463Please respect copyright.PENANAaBnK4OIwHN
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」463Please respect copyright.PENANATeZeDgtVMY
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」463Please respect copyright.PENANApJeglCX2nC
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。463Please respect copyright.PENANALc0Izrkh4M
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。463Please respect copyright.PENANAQiCP4xOnmQ
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「你女朋友呢?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAfjmqbQp7pH
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「哪一個?」463Please respect copyright.PENANA75dOf0OV1T
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」463Please respect copyright.PENANAqIeRipAA1u
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「兩個。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAPNC72mTv8v
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAAXsho0YA7g
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」463Please respect copyright.PENANADkhk8MU0oT
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 463Please respect copyright.PENANAPENmW5nhZL
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「對。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAzNA1vpa7kw
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAVXpbbAfrSG
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 463Please respect copyright.PENANAPtQSJ2lIaA
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」463Please respect copyright.PENANAUN688FxUwk
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」463Please respect copyright.PENANACEemkBnBtF
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 463Please respect copyright.PENANAo5RcgoHiqb
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAg1pUajNt9a
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」463Please respect copyright.PENANAP18gbiDpGH
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。463Please respect copyright.PENANAjL32kDdMqM
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAoDDlqhCV0L
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」463Please respect copyright.PENANA08WxQ4pDIG
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」463Please respect copyright.PENANAqPFeNRIwTa
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「你真的很有事……」463Please respect copyright.PENANASGLca0aWrE
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「所以妳願意嗎?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAXMaWFfUuQx
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAgcBFggjsS3
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「嗯。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAHNYYBCLzdC
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」463Please respect copyright.PENANA3XMyA0usB3
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAp5v6lrKUNG
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」463Please respect copyright.PENANABVtXPRFGVd
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAxe8GIf9IUe
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」463Please respect copyright.PENANA6xF117P3Y8
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「也可以這麼說。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAzYw5Idm6GT
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAVGthaFuFUZ
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 463Please respect copyright.PENANAKXkIVN6Q5i
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「走吧!」463Please respect copyright.PENANAxreIqaA4za
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「走去哪!?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAOZceCcKaf9
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」463Please respect copyright.PENANAdM6DW1p4SB
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「我要回家!」463Please respect copyright.PENANATAvGFv450f
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「嗯。」463Please respect copyright.PENANAJvgUSW8EDR
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。463Please respect copyright.PENANAuMQryi65KB
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」463Please respect copyright.PENANASYzX20v7Zs
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「…………」463Please respect copyright.PENANA8alDnY4crB
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「我想和妳463Please respect copyright.PENANAuBq6PFD8tc
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」463Please respect copyright.PENANARa8m9ft6VO
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待續。