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自創短篇故事
ENTRY #10
Author: 陳謙
Published:
Jul 10, 2017
自創短篇故事
Published:
Jul 10, 2017
ENTRY #10
如果中文老師教英文
Author: 陳謙
Published:
Jul 10, 2017
1 Min Read
111 Words
No Plagiarism!hlgHR2usTLaFlThiLkvWposted on PＥNAＮＡ

中文老師：我們來上英文課

小學生：你是中文老師

老師：沒有關係，我只是個代課的。請讀以下的單詞

小學生：Nice,was,cheese,tacheese,tomato juice

老師：零分。

小學生：哈？不是這樣讀嗎？

老師：我來示範。你死，我死，去死，他去死，他X的去死

小學生：這老師沒救了……

我的故事在Youtube頻道製作成動畫了，我是修羅。Yee

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