第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XqY4peQtu
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9nnxZuAmD
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVOeqfbHhW
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLzwkyw2zJ
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOIHBcTlev
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX55IqMryq
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdxicWZhZ7
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpPkgxTSte
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMJELFMLv5
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJbKJHN9on
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbw92nIyrI
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyglzJyOOvJ
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGBaMv0AYn
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVagvJXENXj
「大師兄！？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAsLx7cnf1
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RzgOGAdvc
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygpBpBKkhf
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVxSIvKiY2
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDidruvPSP4
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy5U56Ojym
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnAoL69s30
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7UWUDqGsQ
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoGyuOoF7v
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeO1qhXkur
妖。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OUtlxewWt
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJGLnjSX9Q
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MNdXn2oBz
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiL4eMdJzk
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzN4p4pJOi
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CNGX1nmMv
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5GBqBeWRW
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLovrreroQN
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn0CHOGQ1l
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStfEmUckXu
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAw2OQ6xhB
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecaurlAo3z
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Po5H29im6
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUeSyw7J96
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHf2IGPCeZ
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9AG29WL7t
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxaPq86qs6
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ7vRHQAdl
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB2ENgWSYr
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4NY61nWOM
咦，唔係噃！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisfTVZsryl
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUq9VAJZgG
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHizM7IPq8
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6SE71l3wJ
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KLX3bhzqT
「河童」收完水就咁講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ5bx8RtAL
「河，童，水，炮！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o24iqGnG4
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4etPTKHww2
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPQHrdKbM1
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnoBlJAFbk
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKgQkHfXNd
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfitbuoblfx
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNmKQZpvHL
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglOcSdzktG
成班西人仲暈晒添。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOG9ngsLOB
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6J85QAjdD
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURAtKzMXM5
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr23gevEV85
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwggQ65evkj
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopKImaM6ie
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF24l0ZrpBh
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGm2w334G4
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4ZllthoeD
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0s3mTlWqu
………801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEejDy9cz3
返到落去…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2UyamrG1Z
「救命啊！救命啊！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfguBcZnYrx
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6YGwYNcKK
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezsT4FN82h
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4zUSoNlbh
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO63MmaCpA
「丫~！丫~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljgJNT1yxG
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFmKJ9I9h6
「丫~！丫~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMzIHy0oln
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFDLOKEPp0
「丫~！丫~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC3FOlupNT
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSG9nDqQBS
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyWJ9S2ysJ
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFQe8cImF7
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrflD0qVuMH
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJveKM45Xm
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnwkRP96W4
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxtFqFaLE1
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlexx6sUpUD
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl6tmyLgUO
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiiL07C6VA
係阿輝啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKQ5TEHvt3
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBOQUw19sE
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW7uVztMaO
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDjlEW1a8T
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVqsLffD39
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDyblK33dm
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdKk5wkZxy
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbTscBWswg
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8XhUXiMG0
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyx4s3hLV0
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzXagdhfls
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSON5qMLd1N
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPHymNEFYg
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYrHDdvI1p
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45BW2UM4rG
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppsyaCvZBR
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc91r7xtj4
(待續)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGMpR80A6Z
下集預告︰801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD3bq10H8C
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFjMTg8qqR
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