第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pALvIAR29
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8Km34jnGX
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO12fTxcW0q
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOlSJN4RYw
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnd11jyAdK
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sUOkyqKmW
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAujnSzw5f
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuea5iy800T
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8StGdTtHH
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU22q5h6qf
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8w3Q9ehVu
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCrsmZDYSO
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcludJwl49
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡociMoVTPC2
「大師兄！？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu4H5Vz4Ly
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytRbBHf1qf
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDUVxuJ26v
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnr0Gx4GBc
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNZbNYSAZh
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcETJkOdWB
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKb1JfgcCH
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkppQ6o2UpX
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjuIX2JOy3
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TLqiq9vTp
妖。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf448lXL4HB
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TYq8cq3vP
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzZPeQpu3R
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUjoHjNo6Q
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigO676TE2m
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmFoqB1dF7
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSNONpanVD
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1clS9Q0IJi
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGUBfENJWa
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWDVO7TrFD
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHMei9oUZh
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN0IIX0L2L
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UtuLQfYmV
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzmDoSOVQb
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWct5NYR7xD
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrRmvyjH2Y
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo3eGesxKF
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIVPwgaIzQ
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0NMGsPSP9
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbULuUAB2R
咦，唔係噃！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXGD9TmfyE
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGoRyE5OzU
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VVrnKcF5Z
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHB1pF01Il
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iB2HPVL4e
「河童」收完水就咁講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I7o2So4P6
「河，童，水，炮！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYh8ksbTrJ
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNGGl8DfkP
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHNg9CwuMq
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5rxsoUMcB
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtZThB4ogV
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W6AU2cgNH
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FFFpwgoQN
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYMy5hGH0Z
成班西人仲暈晒添。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9F7L59J8o
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6pRWnYcS4
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLXGG526ng
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSVOyADieI
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R1mBHH6U4
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1gO3L55d5
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYTCTeYf8i
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69ZIRr8gT0
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfwcOLPDGq
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6wHlbIZu9
………843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo6zwxc5xB
返到落去…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQfGvVBb9I
「救命啊！救命啊！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl20XBOOWY
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJKlqcWDg7
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1FwF09iFK
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X3ZZTNj1X
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ez7YZYCrU
「丫~！丫~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb1ay61uWv
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68bTgYr51C
「丫~！丫~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCP4hMea5g
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdaj3tT2W5
「丫~！丫~！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk33lppyS4q
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH910EiH3PT
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvucf2BnO8
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx4LrnhlHc
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntU2m0cFgP
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46yeCpIJ9d
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GxrUKdUV5
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzrdQbzrD8
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL5QPWIjYE
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTYsV8ZUyd
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYcM2a8JV8
係阿輝啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6gyGyFRZc
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv0TV2gYMR
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZVNLB1ilT
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLsNfeuZOw
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sivcQMx7u
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYXcJnuIQ8
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflUuhU0XdT
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMO2jS2r42
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IGfHbBgLi
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2EVtDCAM0
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmMNYwtsRO
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuZA01z8x0
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd5pu20cb6
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZvuzS4tdI
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtEvSpiJuF
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyUi3DqnvR
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Reybk49f1
(待續)843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2wUDRKQow
下集預告︰843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjCCxem3QX
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！843Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3atb8UEPGM
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