第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe99Td5r7uI
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkz7arpAWQ
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKZ73N14lj
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv2oyvK78K
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKTcjm9KKL
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fZE9ghwvk
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ1oa3Ivvy
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ823tiIkDxq
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNnFXVn0Xy
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARwJ98iUGd
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZwng8Z0QW
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPpxSrAm0Q
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysWk7Z0avF
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwjhl6MhzY
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xQHC6RMjs
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleBP4uEG3D
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPQLAasqPB
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM9hrLYyKf
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP0fOYsxXo
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYz6b3coGp
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo3re0grcZ
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVk0rgyIGN
「你又識咩？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1gtkYRuM9
「唔識。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgiIt2msrh
「哈哈哈！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSzvKQiCjT
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPZAokeDB5
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzVROhlzHC
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGtSlt1iyV
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqznhsYizg
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiD9Luzbwa
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZoNddydxB
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj2Me5TzhR
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza1yR2Cpeb
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC5EmTXDyA
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX8RmLc7Em
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk5bISbOym
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIQhTy8GUx
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NX0e34UYD
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvHGXktyJV
「阿公！？阿公！？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhGMzYF5o7
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGsjOO5nvp
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFG2bkuiKq
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3rwxZo1mG
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z3ZWbxD8Q
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvCdENh7Lz
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiPRQudFG3
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd6cY3ZXmx
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY4WwYJALK
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWbxP7UnDo
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLY9sebkvn
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWln4ncYqMJ
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcefSlEYXI
「哇丫！哇丫！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv2lgSBscZ
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW55a5HGOR
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbUYUYiUCS
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI0uAwG6IE
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHnKaPispT
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZYRby3W0C
場面怪異中帶D寒意…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenvDxJHYGr
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ2JDodFhD
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjLuWwjC4l
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMiCd4gIHC
「停止呼吸！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93vwMvN2an
「扮同類啦！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5va6gUwMH
「仲講，走啦！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnc5CRInLY4
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11kc4woBcO
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsgurtwYyD
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13SE3kpj3w
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYyuF6ncr5
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0S04wcCzW
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWGNUCejjb
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3NmDCNcbb
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgqjsUsLJL
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbU5mbYxQs
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIkWR67WyC
(呯嘭~！)854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUTEBkRELn
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6b5hdwSAj
我頂！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKUhRtjBar
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi5Hkqm2Jb
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yib1TKb85
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX1D0oSx8g
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12SzEe6MzQ
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8gsFSSVSa
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYw6KaXLRa
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGJe9WJVCY
「鳳凰擺架！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrwlkq0Web
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiIF4XNBPn
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4ZoDXe8Ra
「大波翻雲破！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzpvUxExJ0
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7YXXf8fFR
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbLZJZkijC
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8raKmUdYw
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5oYumodqr
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqlqdViL7Q
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdslvO3ZPMd
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8pR3D6iFW
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNCmwj7ZIB
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oA5Pd425D
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTbVdkvFPv
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Mx6YjS9D6
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyilWQZtVq
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWdTS3iNad
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyCF0b3i8B
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp7i6XGNxJ
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdV5IdAJA3x
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXPdKjmTK0
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkhp3Nq7zn
「判官？」我問。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVirOAF8m1
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpJpm3Fjim
(待續)854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysLH8hbdAr
下集預告︰854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXalg85IxR
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuhBGBzZ8r
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