第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VV1MPJuOv
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYHDBC6HOA
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWzsDbXDQP
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVSbsyAW52
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs8g95WaP6
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8ztbubMS5
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wOLcykbaN
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwk5bbd8MU
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgVvy9a0Aq
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsydI2QK3x
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1f6uaQpE3
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjjq2nzWeS
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUb48zGt11
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8UvpMzOhO
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxggi2NO1eV
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4Cq3M4Yme
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn6ON0K7Sx
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUuA4M1qNH
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD29RVmnYX
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqwRmrat1j
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5UyANeLk3
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBStV3X0Z29
「你又識咩？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYGgLof2St
「唔識。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6YwF9GUcw
「哈哈哈！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KqNMnB6eV
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPWkEPWHzc
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lTJtu0eOx
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vPr4CZtXP
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nKsny3Bs5
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvk84i7ZEC
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzBxxmGwuH
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihyZJ4bIXc
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8DxXgGeWv
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTwWrwq3Fj
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpdScAIBVZ
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOVVKdjU2g
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YTiYlpxsC
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEf5ucpTK4
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJmTFVmAbQ
「阿公！？阿公！？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzePop7s1u2
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvTIgtAZAI
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukKsVbMnC0
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAIn0qFBA0
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vj2111phD
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8XSYAZlUl
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOFh6VBdeU
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGdJBNev9S
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91F6IGPNlS
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YqRUjWMpj
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z1KSCEDsd
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFOK0BDtpv
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNpHiboAyA
「哇丫！哇丫！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9H2TZE1MU
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hq9txSamZ
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRXF3iIySz
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoxPrGWFy9
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDglzoHxFGo
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbGhKhXmfh
場面怪異中帶D寒意…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfC9WpFoag7
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpwER7apXL
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFgd02U89w
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkpsMdwIPp
「停止呼吸！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkVsmA6Id1
「扮同類啦！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwhPY3jhOI
「仲講，走啦！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVqN9CGDOt
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSYF0fe9Rw
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4wtr4EP19
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQIIVNPKem
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGpxWIBLbr
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSENRjkNqgx
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnnuGDAtZl
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0c5AUZVvj
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERDJUYP1Ps
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KXTFruhch
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0DlvL8jEW
(呯嘭~！)916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXrsTq4C2R
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox6Rf5iBcH
我頂！916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyPBdDC9SG
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5Aba7jg6o
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqlLk9kaxP
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadVGeYfJhr
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFko0LUoBcu
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcR0a0B35b
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws6ZsYfjkK
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw0Jo2Y8n5
「鳳凰擺架！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0BNdM50hs
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdKNhz1mwi
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ENTH4hgX0
「大波翻雲破！」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WQRNMPhG7
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliMMgLl04H
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARN74UWg8j
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLexiHdAQgT
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSqyuZBrVN
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bM4R3hDu8
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV3D49UhTn
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHcf3rmmUg
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnqUrRQFLw
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJde7AJk371
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0E85hI9zj
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIBzly2APp
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP5KS38Exv
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9VM43J7Ck
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfutIQS8wE
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOoHSJdZgJ
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ1bCJ59rD
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerKN9EWYG8
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY3O6aINI8
「判官？」我問。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzeDTL501u
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt5Z7q1qnP
(待續)916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaBwQ8poaM
下集預告︰916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbHKfi5ijp
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」916Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4n6x3UwHI
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