第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDldaIH3DMY
點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvGoMEtdaP
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzdqjoFR0S
死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bXtpA7f6P
(大家表示無言。)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Pcozxmg64
既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXBKr3rCWr
上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEX6mKCZcI
(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt1EfO2d8J
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2ocvluZzw
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQczpihwyuQ
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rZfHqu0Tg
阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ304u4g8mBb
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwMruIgD8S
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxwkfhdCc1
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVZV4nQhp6
「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjulpxCZoR
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQwlzNnmoI
「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTFyGCxMUW
「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRUAA8wiep
「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg8Qkvnq3M
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKiZ6thRps
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkazNYXloIH
「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBT6gMCGGN
「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNIHLEsnMn
「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjArWkdSqV5
阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h2xS2Tq1o
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TQCNxb6mO
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMTsI2yRfz
金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERJUwpZv77
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXAZw5MEPb
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjevd2r85ha
「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD9JCH1Ttp
「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqxOzaf2kR
「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIoVxyHaHB
「咁再嚟喇喎！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcDZVX1Fv4
之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRVPAYRPHd
氣如雲海，劍如雨下…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA595AhGTB
「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudriEyDwv1
刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N6pYWdK1L
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOWM3JJSUk
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSewo6CoNyZ
「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6cqkws2A1
再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7UJk7U0Z1
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mMPJDNDvG
「破滅斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHHZuy1lgz
「爆烈斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2rocKZCVX
「追魂斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvuD5UrLGg
「百烈斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91sOlrbQL6
「萬人斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjEtA0smlT
「勾魂斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMohW1mBrNa
「左斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSdXKy7hTf
「右斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02HhG1raEF
「斜斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyqSzMBiLF
「橫斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpzb51ykli
「豎斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMUe2uxFuP
「旋風斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRcwkxMIiM
阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9MRaH5EvR
「直刺式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1kQpsAkJ7
「橫削式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMPW4yMwyf
「斜斬式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk3TBkB0W3
「旋風式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cSztA2QVT
「順劈式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihGSdMHi4y
「拖劍式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEmdJHQneH
「推刃式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCklfUxLPe
而阿明就…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYPful6HIe
「覆雨劍！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37KpR9PDMX
「翻雲劍！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVL716sLTW
「飛天劍！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBZNcQaR00
「遁地劍！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIYOkwuwy6
「爆烈劍！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QKXQIAV1z
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDA4GveYqQ
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz68100X6Jf
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDh3nK7X5q
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF1ZS2ZCmZ
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGGlbTERrl
雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT6JmIg5zu
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgthtF3ELME
「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU55R8vc0PJ
「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpcvucXIno
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcRz4sFcqZ
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdculbO2ga
「神與神。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii33lniVlt
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7237slhDfK
「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPNpbR4pZ6
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPbDhBomjr
「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAmsmkO0fG
「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX8rTXzND9
一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8EbcwIsA9
「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7xQ0S1PDa
「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyxM4QJLOu
「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAqKjb5EMu
「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UAmKHmf0c
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzaD6zBWnZ
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW5YObnx70
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71dDqrhz8U
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jZHr3jgZF
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o6BtlWtMh
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULLKsJMXea
「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJHOs3SWBx
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWarLf0m0Nf
而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLV3NNa1k1
「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpxs28pbv4
「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwucPvHsJH8
阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoOEl3rGRg
「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR4fszr9V0
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFUuzJC9TO
「擎，天，式！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFVcofiL3c
「咩話？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aJE93qqoy
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZPiI9dXYY
而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhItGQoFG60
(插 ~！)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0405u8fqHB
中正「地魔」下陰…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9AYeP0SgT
「哇丫~~~~~~！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoCLwd4mWl
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡae9V5ojPno
「地魔」亦唔會例外…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5n9Uhi9Es
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuavT8rdTW
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonZdN52g2B
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zrYN9rL7w
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCrlS3bcbt
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wgRp28Ww3
真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c1yxvyjqG
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zGRsKME9x
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgfpswdVyS
大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61JNHdlGiK
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAgxNkfMu4
大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomSarDymZW
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGvILU1jJN
「點…點解你要背叛我？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7KVauIub5
「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP1HTgfxmV
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd6Il68Nsd
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUOiLvyAbu
「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu5jey9OhI
「我…我…吊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mZtgdnuyj
大家都呆咗半秒…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXreWIuprv
「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAidHqgaDQo
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCHsY1ToBH
「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMleimi5cnZ
「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr5BnKY0jI
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jYecY5jyj
大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS9cfgBuae
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F2vbKyOBG
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7piuCCsws
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUnrQdGH6W
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4fekKh3Zx
「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5QWrFZIJU
「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqoqVcPWSD
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKKnJyfD38
因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEyjaBkRBl
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FOv5BFXDs
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0nTYCpDCX
「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHVuy4hVfl
「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N3uHQEHMX
講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHal6rydzP
「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCEUHSRKIP
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvOZcBTc5C
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SDBJ6m2aW
「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdhrTckHx5
「唔係，我係你阿爸。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGaFUWyUqi
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCBKk2oYoG
「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwp65H3a0x
呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQc6x2UpYT
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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD0KbltSZ9
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbosGRx8Y3V
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZMEpEYDnB
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6LuXyICeO
「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJdE9htzrN
「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuyk1swJEN
「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel7qwsg8be
「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqWwxem9dD
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HNDdFY2L4
… (返酒店)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPbIbbsTTe
返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y65MkBORE
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR37pqwuEo
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgsv8Q83pa
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg15qKkoFP8
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDY5V5aBVA
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFSFDh9Y9m
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU6Lqffzvo
至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZE7gS7l9E
「居居」跟咗阿輝…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnt7DkFYIv
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGDvmBJZY2
「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZgCuKFkyH
「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrYqG2pbfh
「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0PE7yMXvF
到主角佢哋喇…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHiWT7j990
「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWib89Ew8T
阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzEE5nL5YX
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHyIWbyySs
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuK312N2HW
「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhFbfFEaep
「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLOW9TZWWS
「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57oeqBtTIo
「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP03hmSTmwv
「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV5rr9xWzP
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKCcLhltpE
………809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp5KFpXojZ
大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk459oP9BpO
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHbZQIYlT2
「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDSzFdjOze
「咩啊？」阿輝問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRTTRMSnSd
「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7rjt5Yxao
「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOLolBCjTD
「但係…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQyJMw3t72
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Mi5hTrr3t
阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnerTG4xxW
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRODRcYxUD
又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpN3GlwVP6
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeWvJdhRTw
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdDYBPi94s
發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3haU60kt0Q
阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV6KQ9VaZQ
「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTtcpObeGZ
佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvaY65ZEES
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZAiKZRFJV
「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1T2xRSTaA
大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtKRauM5Bt
「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTyaAB5Wcf
「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohurxIFnzg
「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqeselAX3K
「點解啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzv5TiaYOB
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZTuGWkpOM
「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgTI98d4Ey
「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM9C9fHLp2
「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xYZUfxee1
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16vVBgTPkg
之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSheEL9xQMB
「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqC1HqDSeDu
「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuVvRxO0IO
「咩話！？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaRWgdiAHa
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQtmNTtLfv
「邊個？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8EAmgL8xU
「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkgaUIUs3I
「河童？！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzbwkpEzwE
「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46lC1SttiR
「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN6mWKs9WF
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcDBlmfhq6
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCrBsBHmS8
「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gpreKXdKX
真係難得有情人啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc8I0qK81C
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之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkexW4VINhc
返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwZ3Yv8h3b
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時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39hrQDPcLI
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrdg7NAizb
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9EtK0YrYN
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBltWx4PdTL
新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreyPQHJzqr
「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0KjVWfkKI
「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhtO81h6bc
「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTUbwP8wcp
「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMcNNNhObA
「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUd8vGyUMr
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9gXMx0ni1
「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQvaa10zOv
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTotm4UZnV
「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsXc8BFgmk
「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu6b7zvgaz
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBajJPoNO2G
「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMtXrRlVOh
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CYouvZVxS
「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8obPq4qqpU
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgAcuvFlJW
「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lowzVISZT
…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpPKLMxiNR
「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnmmuWnJna
…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3gDfget91
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcxCwXSGR0
大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXIraacS2B
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ0clck2wV
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3cn04AXUU
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHLHpcbplE
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFiPMe349U
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnGwS9GuoN
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi3A5d9uOk
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkIJFnIIY3
「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ycu1rnOv4
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmsCZx0T2u
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2efppidcC
而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ660C7bC5qJ
場面震撼…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdSzxaFazr
不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHq9QgxXzA
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiRrF596Mi
音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoLJtH079i
終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcISTd6R6p9
突然…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTVKzU2NkH
竟然…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiPrELDUS6
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrltC5kpS0
黑洞冇吸走任何人，反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfU7sNALzs
而佢係…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SGGJLdZYK
「光管陳！？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7IrSQTOgo
「光管陳」企返起身，望到阿輝阿明佢哋，笑咗一吓，再問︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bOhwGD85G
「何家明，朱嘉輝，我份英文作文做好未？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcJUUem1EW
(全故事完)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXziejrQLT
註解︰809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVcVHJuVaZ
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55lW1qEsIp
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo11s2UQbCP
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J7naZ0sVE
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐，梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPbRHmxJ4i
然後按「加至主畫面」