第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59gbWXBih8
點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u5PUKCsDn
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0FLkZKArU
死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOz3vlGMfW
(大家表示無言。)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhyeWQomlW
既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUHRBp8jyV
上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcQv1jsBIZ
(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq803Ue6LTy
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5uNcHNWlr
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RRWRSjBMn
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92KZ1V5top
阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xpaLWpnMG
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4ijPdEmiV
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aD7PGRqlH
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFx0crRzVq
「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDKxhy5YYz
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82lInBZyhe
「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNF0yitkid
「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafuQiDSfV6
「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L7O74H8nE
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H6FyJFfdi
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93ilTkYn7T
「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexz0Sjj4k9
「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Yrvi7uuw
「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRxfP6rzBw
阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXXNyie1D4
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr7TeLZXyj
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQmec17tCo
金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuoM4cJVgq
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3ZlVFeZAB
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWRV21FTa0
「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM985DSTlt
「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPlyfz2zyf
「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiWegQwRz6
「咁再嚟喇喎！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitrAs4aEyC
之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH13RqzNm4
氣如雲海，劍如雨下…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGA7eS3xH6
「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuERRzF0YV
刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqHdl8iyBX
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cctOGne3L
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKki78CrO8A
「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibRk7awvoI
再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuQbsgZaUO
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQB6iIuMqG
「破滅斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc1IJfueFB
「爆烈斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6rY0mtMDu
「追魂斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SJsHZjvso
「百烈斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpKYtdvEzg
「萬人斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5qjMeG06G
「勾魂斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeG18ufxQ9
「左斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJsW3kF9qO
「右斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8s3HuYjhg
「斜斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks0FjKmRmA
「橫斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwZEBLxCZX
「豎斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1LYe4Qvyc
「旋風斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S5vjYPNi6
阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzAWgS26kP
「直刺式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK3dilcGD5
「橫削式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN89lk4MQrz
「斜斬式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRuNG9MiBN
「旋風式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlKkXjPPrz
「順劈式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMDmj54pqv
「拖劍式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePiXB4l0pi
「推刃式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdClSRlYM4j
而阿明就…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZHXGAFgM4
「覆雨劍！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGFlb37wmD
「翻雲劍！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0YEa4AMDS
「飛天劍！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fLCddRZaR
「遁地劍！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExHLMCJTvK
「爆烈劍！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1iKGcgSXq
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FgLHTPybI
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjRmTryox3
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQxwBmvFsc
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD1tVBkdnP
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B2h4Wwi2l
雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAaCInvGLa
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS5j8cbJZE
「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpopwwYUhls
「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhMJxFf2R2
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoOGyc1jhk
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtQcALz8pC
「神與神。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDACK4iZr08
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFdHoqciWo
「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03dSAHAfs6
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIf7I8xYb9
「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibVi80qb70
「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvHtj9UnoS
一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwezufTwcl
「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY417mmDAVj
「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqowVADYJtv
「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL24zdwD3O
「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlG9iJPIgL
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9yYqdrgXt
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW4xTfXIm5
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56inHgEBHS
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F4a2g2VNf
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLfjwa9Hf5
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXzTOxqLcU
「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjuPJvcKl3
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M3obnYNe7
而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftLPkXP1s2
「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFHRDE6cjQ
「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7cImksKxS
阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1VAXzDzPq
「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGBy4gHd6l
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy5EkKdOVD
「擎，天，式！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDRAY2zTeL
「咩話？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKFXMUOtH6
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbCdKDzsmS
而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKce8o3SVnE
(插 ~！)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zRFabVaCW
中正「地魔」下陰…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn237ckEsD
「哇丫~~~~~~！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo42zrTNpmn
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PfUZDca1y
「地魔」亦唔會例外…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq609nT4lKY
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDi1yENxJ6T
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSx1S7pkzn
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxbUPvxJ7g
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQjQBywwkr
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFEwMYgqA5
真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvm2zEcRR3
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TnqKIiy1H
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGGsGte0Ky
大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v5r5D9DQJ
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTpG902h87
大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkL3wuGQfX
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrDtS4n806
「點…點解你要背叛我？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywhV1yxBTx
「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0yfEvm5Xw
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fOKJcaYBO
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy16DEI99LV
「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeFJmjwC4h
「我…我…吊！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6q7NAH43c
大家都呆咗半秒…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KwNkp9J4x
「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywc9yySCAt
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiISI7Jya9Z
「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WKo4pUzwV
「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8orDG4joM
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1icHSIvDO
大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzeMxVz2HY
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e33BLHmJe
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUedS42Whq
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3u03ux0lu
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAMDCCB8v2
「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3tCBv6cFG
「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUMWtfKmxb
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmsRhw72Fw
因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2JKhOCovQ
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1ShHfzqZw
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbKql86O5C
「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD1hspeZch
「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8bsS4uSb4
講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKKQMwz4It
「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgtiM1EOCV
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxUW3KLrS8
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQehHaAt7B2
「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IR0EGohcc
「唔係，我係你阿爸。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx6nAHfWto
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq0PWRepDb
「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRvx9OnfnB
呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dUPhfNUVk
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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8oEBfbuDD
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvPbsK0rJW
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3lHyjjkXo
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWxoF5AEFc
「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9A4al2Lm4
「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbIjtiqICC
「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNONOJhZyl
「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVaWRMEdZb
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3XXho5dA9
… (返酒店)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e4g1o2jSg
返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiZqqA5JOd
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pIHHHuRVD
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7FB9Vtw7M
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOhsmwt6cv
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM0UnG4wzW
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wtU55jSHi
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb19jgfIgj
至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK886Wyj18
「居居」跟咗阿輝…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNowjvYJwG
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKvnoEyPDz
「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fU9dTTtTy
「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwTW7fLkub
「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpjK60bgwh
到主角佢哋喇…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0EfCVA4Oi
「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6i8TmerN8
阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JvBqu6oUW
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCMyWHmQKf
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4Vw73qFRe
「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHS9OAASm5
「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY2sNQCTkt
「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q7YPGShch
「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXzKn7OZeT
「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMMbZbSI0W
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdMbLEcvmT
………760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vmSpFkCqU
大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0ilH5Xmmk
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeB2Ab0Eqh
「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuMFDvv22I
「咩啊？」阿輝問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUgTCEJkw6
「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVekQfohw78
「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY3uoO34yF
「但係…」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtkcWShKHN
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCEhGrfQwl
阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdk4PkExAt
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTKj9i38Mp
又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKPbbypoT0
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7Zsh77HqZ
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTvdfqnimi
發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMWZjiDbWJ
阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxqZpeoQba
「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD7ledhYQS
佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf9NTn0pWW
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOwpcE2hWt
「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN8Jo5J0sP
大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E6wP34bEg
「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWaFkKRoQ7
「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JgVLrZHSI
「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhikzmK6ZjF
「點解啊？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsFky34B0t
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZEJSBaNsS
「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhzfLbFVll
「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhVQZNyQ5a
「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo5qP1LcHF
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rMEhA1TYm
之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxByaDBVjx3
「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFDizvk1aZ
「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N7xGgmB7q
「咩話！？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegeiap1EcC
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfIiYlVTSI
「邊個？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V0vagY3pe
「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BsXhdLQ2D
「河童？！」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO8nblQluz
「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rPxh3HTmN
「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyVOoR4fJX
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KxpmmPyHf
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzSCS0qZWG
「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay6U1j4aQo
真係難得有情人啊！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrHS39Ff1N
…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ADWj9CImY
之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqbj3RuxpN
返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwvQon4NHS
…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYihIuxNjR4
時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsThzlLCZpk
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBhB7OKHwe
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4kIqBzy2Y
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoELjwklgyg
新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbVcDQa0X1
「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnuJCK9JJU
「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc04D8okGfD
「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx0r75lFjD
「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HNVUPKsrU
「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwy5ye7Tcu
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5GOnHirfZ
「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkWSXm4adH
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xu3n3cFW5
「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNczHGAhQ7x
「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5hbTeNWsN
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUIPF1tO8i
「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyNREJkEjv
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT8eoXiWxU
「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBJi9U9WVd
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9WW3okiNI
「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXzph8BMQd
…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUAxSjtlYY
「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP5GPhIdiX
…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZIUUTRXQI
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTyuijIaqO
大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw11CqgaS1
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFBWF4kirQ
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwj9Aj2rsn
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSYS2jw5W5
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIZkBlBA8A
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwfydbsHKx
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGQ4K1fY5S
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp59nmPaIQU
「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAjG9vvH8B
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyWmtNK2dv
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkkZY6h6fz
而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzSluqCtQY
場面震撼…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVKlCga7ro
不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jcqUchbU0
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH5kotzlTp
音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4AIpVSaxH
終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7lpGPXlOl
突然…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlpHCQm2XP
竟然…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PyaJGTDWG
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniT0RdH6QN
黑洞冇吸走任何人，反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8afSpVMC68
而佢係…760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiVXsI1GHX
「光管陳！？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG5njwhaWE
「光管陳」企返起身，望到阿輝阿明佢哋，笑咗一吓，再問︰—760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNpOJlVPKE
「何家明，朱嘉輝，我份英文作文做好未？」760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nLzKdpYpZ
(全故事完)760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40iOZVn9y9
註解︰760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZdQFd5ZFw
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLceaNRdX3G
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEefp57HeR
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwYYvOxKtb
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐，梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。760Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglqtNzWPj6
然後按「加至主畫面」