第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VpQteUejH
點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3oslOw25p
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMWQ6974zW
死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbwzt5JE5e
(大家表示無言。)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhij7ho5p6v
既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdTkvEWXbL
上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GCbMPQjpv
(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3b9Was5YW
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN0jJzHyaU
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboyzgenHgi
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw7xE3Sx8P
阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYLUjJnrgg
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pxUcVKYDh
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3ien4MmGM
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVTq8lRWKu
「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fJ33aphus
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlh1ivKQmP
「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvsSnWkVq3
「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwwTJ1bd7q
「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUpMD7f99c
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5XyU9BgmB
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZBn5vG10O
「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AXTZiaSf6
「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9fs1djSbJ
「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgbu4UDwTd
阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgJPwiHBvx
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaOFdgcltD
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKHoMG2AuL
金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75Z76BEU8v
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlWDKuaRC5
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCC961qub9
「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQlMcBl29a
「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQduJ43etz
「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqgOAiQmE2
「咁再嚟喇喎！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROQLT0MGT9
之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjvYhITBIY
氣如雲海，劍如雨下…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxGdvASWva
「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8FFcSJdAd
刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFAcKZacRH
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOhFnoNc9Z
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7yn9TgZjP
「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAJmn1dptB
再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ2DEViDWB
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mCPDQLW9S
「破滅斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtpROJkkJ1
「爆烈斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8dQivUzqT
「追魂斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaUw0ukvF7
「百烈斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwY5Djmfh5
「萬人斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOx9wdTKcz
「勾魂斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFnPh4ZqXf
「左斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWhpQPE0iG
「右斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6XndVPTby
「斜斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFJMn3HDre
「橫斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Dpeb7s3Ob
「豎斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWu2tOku4p
「旋風斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrhgLp0FLL
阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaifeHuSprD
「直刺式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGktnaE7unD
「橫削式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY8j0SqYiC
「斜斬式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkklGKLmZ51
「旋風式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6boq8hTBpZ
「順劈式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uj33RBdbK
「拖劍式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS36nn9DWsk
「推刃式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAuaZLbhVH
而阿明就…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1xd2m1qWY
「覆雨劍！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58D1uA3o3C
「翻雲劍！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41fVbaZouG
「飛天劍！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBvYvqzUM7
「遁地劍！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOIMJuy656
「爆烈劍！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6bbRBrD59
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky9jKLPiFy
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCBBzZOrco
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3GfBBhjz7
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2Mq9mrPbP
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDudeu1B0Z
雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrXuujmIvy
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYZt6QUI6m
「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFB0qtTYvC
「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XIb0Em1Gf
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw3Z2uTqQZ
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyt9eEpjt8
「神與神。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj8GGrEida
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytxvhSW4LP
「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmjQJkkPj7
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0YE9i8eZb
「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QFMHCgpXw
「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBIEOyk8Vh
一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMy4RbZxfe
「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGCzWoCZvl
「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1IdtWylSI
「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ285LiOO8w7
「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWYWzdmKMc
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0SFWTCOc1
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt8BYsjNvI
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64Kjo8976H
阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2PwtwbX1m
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yl4KZTc0p
兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92nxs1KTlc
「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix2dF4PyX4
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJR7c4Impb
而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX5cbNbk3p
「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNJNOVGOrY
「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscacnlFxea
阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ekoh0D9fa
「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEJZoygOx3
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1T6KyLnqM
「擎，天，式！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRX97gaNff
「咩話？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwzqRsnHkr
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboP9D2OWVc
而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzYmerQCdz
(插 ~！)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk8tcV5l9H
中正「地魔」下陰…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKrXkHD8N5
「哇丫~~~~~~！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WnOOozmND
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM6cBIBWzF
「地魔」亦唔會例外…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihpPsKBWRX
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ2JW909Rp
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuaaVO30ll
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLmLKCEdKj
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8YpyFLz1K
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzG9yg5WdI
真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUpAmu2DMA
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVrL9HGOAt
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9jyi07Nfx
大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlktiIaibj
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNapLrdTHn
大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYerP4ZBA4
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngvzpZU1MI
「點…點解你要背叛我？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj6X722ael
「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK2PdwpBlH
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xhq0NjMzG
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHL5g7EH0V
「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkhYNLXfPf
「我…我…吊！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqhEz1EAlo
大家都呆咗半秒…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL42ywTp1E
「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1sjSNhjJK
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgsyFEglLb
「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K248z9EEf
「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSHynKx7Ck
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Wwh1Yebma
大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1oTtxljAG
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o5sqEw5Sz
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz3X8qWgWX
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu5NtdTRqp
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68bGe4nHgQ
「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17ZDIrBchx
「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2z5dYo0huy
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokHgXAyIJV
因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0QQfdqgIS
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L1fsXWzPY
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtrQ0dd52B
「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELQ09lrtaT
「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLXcoJk5NY
講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD67G7EIPIe
「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda4ww7OQP7
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcNfDDLd9t
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzQZsMb46D
「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtbpIUMoHH
「唔係，我係你阿爸。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19Cs3MIriV
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVkjET3OHO
「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCeIZOsNiB
呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv5ntIxl7V
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirveyvKVLo
之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSysBGtL7T
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PWQRB2KkR
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTlS6cEZL8
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUElxW8Phn
「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo6HhDToCz
「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwwROZ5hv4
「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPbU6gyRvF
「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2nogW37IK
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDrRqHPQrF
… (返酒店)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg2cVcj7cb
返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYuiDvTq3x
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3RNhgNCKC
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAd2FA9q6fZ
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NrlFisUtm
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhuxoDg8yH
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0Vk4qtAXP
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBkeHkE3jA
至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNceHAlQVeo
「居居」跟咗阿輝…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeE7LMp219
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79wwDNzsod
「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEFaQBEAMW
「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GaV82Ju4M
「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gf67BVIOj
到主角佢哋喇…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6soz37A8C
「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVrXWacTmS
阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNCQ9cPy92
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBdzr3Bhye
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEowYJpkkd
「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTvLoCf30W
「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM01iGKwYfI
「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomxUfL8pny
「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw9Dcsg6MB
「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHdj1KF2DN
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCViKIrRqN
………840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK087xou8X
大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHN6opHO6K
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVDUrh7FOP
「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ2bh3RJGU
「咩啊？」阿輝問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCGrOxVwCq
「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT3X8pQlMe
「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawtbPobUK3
「但係…」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuFsU3ouqh
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fagAVSmNE
阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HAswxTEw8
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdV6lZ20Xjz
又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH40f5VSZ0
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbyj4mGAVm
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1oGpO6O1H
發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SyygEBXG1
阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95mScCSi9F
「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqkZGOYSui
佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2oREqDmsL
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHChrxAY2ET
「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrmUgKMlW0
大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt03rY0NA8O
「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2BkWbVdsp
「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCQj0XK8Zs
「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqjlYrVORV
「點解啊？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt69M4I4QVz
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hAAHmhsUz
「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz25lk7NsXt
「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpaPxtHqZ6
「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FPfT2hdBj
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH3FtH9LPr
之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE51JCdkFq
「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtzppnMLIN
「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1jO94vHHw
「咩話！？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoGQIWV48c
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnxr3caCwa
「邊個？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1ON0E4l8x
「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVfTpEfStN
「河童？！」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgpV6oztwW
「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4qE94azgc
「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wBefRrbhv
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y51FBsmub
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0FuXfZlSs
「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVtmcUTYR6
真係難得有情人啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH17FusEHl
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSUIssNX7m
之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXomedq3vE
返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEXK1peWQH
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X9PuYAP5y
時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRZKcZiSHk
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYnxVg6o0x
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PzhUvyPSv
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj0UUhATk4
新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwpcpwV3jP
「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJr7qsPdoS
「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpvY4jrSzS
「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfR3ueKZXN
「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKhH9t0yEv
「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj67bwBs7Hm
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGhIGXB91h
「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcynFzyGaNL
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKG4tdsQkd
「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjEr9qlVoF
「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNsHpabjNf
「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxLBEuXvzU
「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6XZNwmc2z
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqwgPfQw5Q
「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRrpmjNwSf
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb55TIHQimR
「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSlwMn3N5c
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiE5kvUHUw
「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y21WqsfDY
…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvncbPKCrr
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4nfgEKjQk
大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtdKjZ3BsU
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSyXFqWdGc
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BoMT1SyKJ
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilGGBuhxHB
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIHuaYHIhU
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EA6QMTPOM
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPoyRfZmRy
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pABv6dYOL
「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUkyQblVMQ
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEd9AMIBCB
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFUlYeWD7H
而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvErD3SkyV3
場面震撼…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMLn3EFtwX
不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNpdLXo7Nx
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfffYWeo7W
音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSkBnWhiWb
終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R1rJfKToE
突然…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr3PcqdVaP
竟然…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPL7EjAC5z
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmgMuv7Mgr
黑洞冇吸走任何人，反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H6vAIvsm8
而佢係…840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFtO1FzoTP
「光管陳！？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa7COAX7YL
「光管陳」企返起身，望到阿輝阿明佢哋，笑咗一吓，再問︰—840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnEzdksWUJ
「何家明，朱嘉輝，我份英文作文做好未？」840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbZOtq8zOk
(全故事完)840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGYxtngC1n
註解︰840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PY2fneHR9
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpnpAZVevz
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAlk4uogco
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNLhrczWGH
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐，梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。840Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1WrlRp3Xi
然後按「加至主畫面」