第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAt0RDO3GR
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhkdu4xODq
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccln1qB6lS
我嘅上一集…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrEXCM2Jsq
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXQij9Cmos
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdECmMPpDN
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HFiuL9E6F
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXqESmLKfM
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqsL8Zzgcu
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qWGO8qZa8
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eePPCjzGa
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Sb5ROUHUd
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLqJeqDbAB
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8SoPAJfdF
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LQvSBLlvS
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt0aEPdQjh
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb90mDZoXl
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFrerFSKmj
「咪住！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUBc3Oa6CZ
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfmt0w1Knd
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdHUjYD3wb
「咩話？二郎神？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz19fz1oDAS
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4t33T2QAW
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4jGFsRgPT
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ974RQNgoyz
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvckxwQlh3d
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWZaJU8Ybj
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU88OnpgVo7
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pk5Znofgf
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzSkovs42i
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF7qORNJ6y
我無奈到唔想講嘢…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5gNFmAocA
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAngGZS7Bf
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDc0YmNRXs
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnBCnwUxWx
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ0ezToJCf
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacflB9VLzO
「…歌聲魅影！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41xRZMw7JH
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuHRPyQOfd
好在唔使佢出手咋。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eSE5RzURk
「…動感十字死光！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WZasQCJev
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXx3MQLn9l
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUU0xDSdVE
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlwgbFPCSv
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd77gbdJpW
「咁正常對決啦…」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhLWG8hPWg
…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1bG05lRwd
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqRei4ZhCU
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qrjBhmeKv
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl69rFGfXaR
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTzaj0tFVx
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms2Im8Zinh
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RSlgqTpWs
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kP7pgk0Zf
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBJ4UpxmjR
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0GvbSwzKF
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD99ejnOKNd
…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljHALBfwBe
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOMrI7yi7H
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl7IFcBisf
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyHPCU8rbh
幾秒過後，白雲散去…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkN2Gp2XaH
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOgpd53g4E
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yJFLDkjRn
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHCuNAz9WZ
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlppVQoFoj
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBU0mgzXs2
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJDxblhIs3
將「二郎神」撞開…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3UwEx6MeB
「哎吔！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVCxyG6CJy
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSLzJzmEGX
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U98dPhMnB
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwwt2ZBWs3
我就襯呢個時候…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDiIOuhj0X
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPlGRB8Ux2
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH3DLJWrgC
「咁點算啊？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm05TCMJKx
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7BySNymbh
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1GA8nWvn6
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0iqm2BN3C
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlihvVXOnz
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqhdePLoCZ
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLeAUqkIZx
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUYlD4VBNx
「邪影勾魂斬！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYrFpsGMoA
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTahvbIqQH
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUrcMSbZsk
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LZgKuk4xJ
「陰魂歸天！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fBDyxNdbA
向上一斬…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeQKKVUQ9t
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMoJSaoJYH
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz1shqRK2F
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVoVPsgTLc
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LeyJSOOnM
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EJrduRz8s
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ5CR4iQif
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oc24Gv9GN
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSglAbkbCSC
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZCDeARiT1
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NIGaQmIIM
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qjcC0URIt
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuqdgCMcoP
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFpVEwRJGS
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitKT3cYWZs
「冇錯！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvOwBiqQrJ
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhWpDS7mW1
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66pl0bQrTr
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRB0uWMrnu
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGfuL41gxQ
刀光劍影之快…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R4fTha7BT
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiaQBny3FR
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi0ac1juJP
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauJ6Jyri02
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3EVQtFcdV
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJzipQ4qUz
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGbzsTLXts
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQ4y4TuNoV
打咗幾百個合。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCqHUTDDbb
之後突然…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRuPNSID3X
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlacdTRhcI6
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCTulJNYsL
「係PAKKA啊！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6d37r6Q6C
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwO9NtODvs
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim17ZF7eRE
(待續)754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8l0v9SPNf
下集預告︰754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrU9lwq6pk
河仙？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBHBmEckEg
註解︰754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUystZwwZqN
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99TAftMgWf
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7rzysapLB
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw02FvnLuRW
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mPoafokdT
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwi8mgiqH1
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCl3Jh3XWd
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVLKApBEEX
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UdMkWYehO
然後按「加至主畫面」