第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。845Please respect copyright.PENANAdu5r3i6N3Y
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦,所以我而家就…845Please respect copyright.PENANA898ky4g7X5
可以用第三身去講呢集喇!845Please respect copyright.PENANAM4XT7k9wd7
我嘅上一集…845Please respect copyright.PENANA1hGRZXp7is
「冇得錯嫁喇,有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」,又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」,仲有隻哮天傻狗,係你喇,二郎神!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAcc5bA8hhxb
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後,就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…845Please respect copyright.PENANALPOdeCF3wV
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…845Please respect copyright.PENANATjBEahAGLY
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—845Please respect copyright.PENANACYDNQ1hPk3
「你都幾精甩尾噃,電話就你打,妖怪就你朋友打,十分鐘啦,等我沖埋個涼先。」845Please respect copyright.PENANAfW6XhI8vKi
用我身體去打冇所謂,但係要等十分鐘,我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。845Please respect copyright.PENANAlflGVH8cdv
我已經驚緊喇,點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…845Please respect copyright.PENANAJH3c943YUZ
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…845Please respect copyright.PENANAiTDYBqXXgi
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」,仲笑到咔咔聲…845Please respect copyright.PENANAV7chdUnJZT
咁樣俾人笑法,唔嬲就假喇!845Please respect copyright.PENANAnJClfGK8bc
「笑丫嗱,去死啦!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAx4parH8r3p
點知喺呢一刻,我身體突然不由自主,仲喺耳邊聽到…845Please respect copyright.PENANAqICbxB2z52
「細路,我沖完涼喇,借你身體一用!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAW6yZNKXI3B
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊,仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…845Please respect copyright.PENANApDeAP10QbB
「咪住!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAblY5j8TQUi
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…845Please respect copyright.PENANApkwCfJcbdj
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫,擺明就係播錯歌,但係…845Please respect copyright.PENANAKDdJUSWy60
「咩話?二郎神?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAfQKvMLBHyX
嘩,「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」!?845Please respect copyright.PENANAyRd2MTbenw
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」,所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…845Please respect copyright.PENANAey4EREQYgA
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止,仲兜巴打埋去…845Please respect copyright.PENANAvwcmCN9CCa
「啪」一聲,「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…845Please respect copyright.PENANAydarx4DlGZ
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」,結果只係變得更慘…845Please respect copyright.PENANAQkdebxUy1f
「二郎神」一拳,一劈,一射,直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…845Please respect copyright.PENANAwWVYHVx89I
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手,淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…845Please respect copyright.PENANAnKk42f9xnn
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生,點解唔乘勝追擊啊?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAtUMYYmwTi4
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力,整親條「大陣」,仲有少少抽筋添,等我抖吓先。」845Please respect copyright.PENANARggaGNIEsY
我無奈到唔想講嘢…845Please respect copyright.PENANAvm6yBpFyxU
我哋就係咁等,等到「大袋魔」起返身…845Please respect copyright.PENANAh0XrPI7coS
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAsszTxatED5
「咩啊?唔順超,可以再嚟挑我機丫,打我丫,笨!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAh4dLeAbWft
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰,我就知佢係拋浪頭…845Please respect copyright.PENANAHvsb4ZWfr6
喺呢個時候,「大袋魔」仲要發脾四,我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢,點知…845Please respect copyright.PENANAq1Y1YZ6K8z
「…歌聲魅影!」845Please respect copyright.PENANARNsj5qSSyo
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…845Please respect copyright.PENANAhWtsWHIRR8
好在唔使佢出手咋。845Please respect copyright.PENANAamfwg2PmBL
「…動感十字死光!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA71Cmt0EQis
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAOYlKNN7jHO
又唔使出手,真係夠著數噃!845Please respect copyright.PENANAbyUlSkYsFn
「你兩條友玩夠未啊?唔好咁重口味得唔得啊?」欣欣發脾氣,我都驚驚啊。845Please respect copyright.PENANALghwtOAUjo
「Sorry囉,玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。845Please respect copyright.PENANAGtIkdGuA95
「咁正常對決啦…」845Please respect copyright.PENANA2WqpUCD2U5
…845Please respect copyright.PENANAOzcCbuZ6SW
「二郎神」兩句唔埋,可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…845Please respect copyright.PENANA1S16aU5WWZ
仲一拳將佢打落地下,再一腳踩住佢個頭,手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…845Please respect copyright.PENANA9fD6HUlCXZ
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…845Please respect copyright.PENANAbFucgRGKRm
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…845Please respect copyright.PENANABT6no5xPRy
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—845Please respect copyright.PENANAYMqZfYnkZA
「…我元氣整頓好,用上妖刀,你肯定後悔!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA5ykkYi0BDn
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAazlj3JR7mC
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊!唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7xml5BCvs
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌,但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…845Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ4tviJCTE
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身,再慢慢坐低回氣…845Please respect copyright.PENANAPiWhUrNEXY
…845Please respect copyright.PENANAljx97Og32L
「哈哈哈哈,你真好人,好啦,可以一戰喇!「妖刀村正」歸位!」845Please respect copyright.PENANABq0Em9J7rj
「大袋魔」講完之後,一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…845Please respect copyright.PENANAM6Do0yWkmo
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…845Please respect copyright.PENANANswVA7Riw9
幾秒過後,白雲散去…845Please respect copyright.PENANAzSi9ll7to9
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。845Please respect copyright.PENANALRdZcKjA9N
「哈哈哈哈,我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇,二郎神!?我呸!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAlD5iAuYd22
「嘩,咩你咁老嘢腔,個「呸」字,我阿爺都唔用啦!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAxtKXImG4LP
「你理我丫!我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAXahrtWSyXG
「哈哈,喂,又試吓丫喂,我都想知我可以點死?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAjSf6YrFPiv
嘢都未講完,「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊,仲一個滕撞…845Please respect copyright.PENANAoGl5GxKt63
將「二郎神」撞開…845Please respect copyright.PENANAprplqKCVa1
「哎吔!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAJr3fcZGjHW
原來我個肉身俾人打,我都仲係會痛嫁!845Please respect copyright.PENANAj0MXGsUuw4
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢?845Please respect copyright.PENANAPIYcht2Ddp
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟,「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…845Please respect copyright.PENANAsLxd3MwNvY
我就襯呢個時候…845Please respect copyright.PENANA9T3pLvDWth
「二郎神大人,點解你腰痛我唔痛,但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAuoRk4vIlHp
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到,但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別,而而家因為我嘅唔小心,整傷條腰,造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗,所以力量配合都會差咗,肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇,我諗而家最多得返三成力量!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAgjqAwiaJEb
「咁點算啊?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAHt6qXOcxoH
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA8c6QhAgf6I
「接招!」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打!845Please respect copyright.PENANA1rd8IcOMQR
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…845Please respect copyright.PENANAfnAhVIWvVk
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…845Please respect copyright.PENANAdCU83BevU1
但係「城武魔」並冇停手,立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…845Please respect copyright.PENANA1bHwgS9d7L
雖然「二郎神」一個退步,又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…845Please respect copyright.PENANAcGjrlA7hYP
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛,數百刀之後,接住又嚟招…845Please respect copyright.PENANARZZhRsdEBP
「邪影勾魂斬!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA2pb0Zq8mkM
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…845Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ1HfgGrPA
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…845Please respect copyright.PENANArCa0nhvHvp
「城武魔」見有所突破,立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…845Please respect copyright.PENANA97gg4R8IoP
「陰魂歸天!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAFOQiYBWvYw
向上一斬…845Please respect copyright.PENANAvwklL0hRgd
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋,可惜…845Please respect copyright.PENANAXijhKwyJEI
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇,「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈,仲要…845Please respect copyright.PENANAvdfT0ZxMmp
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋?」俾「城武魔」串。845Please respect copyright.PENANAOdyQXsYHnI
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式,已經可以打成你咁喇,你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAZvFNcdvNSo
「你條廢物,唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰,你一早死咗喇!」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。845Please respect copyright.PENANAzd9Jm7bTay
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…845Please respect copyright.PENANAmu5q4OuH1x
「乜原來係咁呀?多謝你講我知噃,咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦!」845Please respect copyright.PENANALw6394xKXK
死喇,我累事添!點算呢?845Please respect copyright.PENANA1Vf8YB9UtQ
「腰痛咋嘛,用佢啦!」845Please respect copyright.PENANATLYOUnGb3d
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟!845Please respect copyright.PENANAas6AsLgmAt
「二郎神」一手揸住咗,就問︰—845Please respect copyright.PENANAIJxKg4nuLM
「咩嚟嫁?FAX呀?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAaXpqA9YAMz
「全日本銷量第一,藥性滲透力強,有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症,迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅,殺,龍,巴,斯!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA7QKbBUSx07
「咩話?就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」!?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAWHLAvLfcTk
「冇錯!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAYBvAtwchHR
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度,再…845Please respect copyright.PENANAHg1LNuXUGR
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA4CyHleiLaa
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…845Please respect copyright.PENANAteuXNTt7Wg
再之後,「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…845Please respect copyright.PENANAhI8wh6pKBe
刀光劍影之快…845Please respect copyright.PENANAYPHc2rCzL3
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…845Please respect copyright.PENANA3es86iS0HW
「匙哩沙喇」咁,雖之言,「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…845Please respect copyright.PENANAuC3n4GUCoA
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平,可以一鬥…845Please respect copyright.PENANAWgLtB0aQwR
之後,「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…845Please respect copyright.PENANAIrOF9lYzX3
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…845Please respect copyright.PENANAUSC0OuCsRM
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁,現場都冇人夠膽去插手…845Please respect copyright.PENANAxwZHN2VzZn
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…845Please respect copyright.PENANAKPxjsDmgXL
打咗幾百個合。845Please respect copyright.PENANAV6FnFVEGw4
之後突然…845Please respect copyright.PENANAI27mrrGT1D
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。845Please respect copyright.PENANAQAoReGooFB
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…845Please respect copyright.PENANA2xGyNbbhnS
「係PAKKA啊!」845Please respect copyright.PENANANKdjs8Dsl4
河童?佢嚟做咩啊?845Please respect copyright.PENANADEX4KTRger
「我收到料,有人叫我嚟呢度,我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。845Please respect copyright.PENANAZbQ6JtFDGu
(待續)845Please respect copyright.PENANAuPcBi7OdXy
下集預告︰845Please respect copyright.PENANAjjFFwssiZ2
河仙?845Please respect copyright.PENANA7GDrCBvqj8
註解︰845Please respect copyright.PENANABOmfKEnfIh
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨,踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。845Please respect copyright.PENANAZgW19KEFxm
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。845Please respect copyright.PENANAj4TJR9YWnC
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲,用第二聲讀個奶字,意思係中伏。845Please respect copyright.PENANAfmNziAdype
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。845Please respect copyright.PENANAcrPXU3mTll
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文,不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。845Please respect copyright.PENANA0zfke49AQo
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別,不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告,可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關,大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩?」845Please respect copyright.PENANATFOlpq7vAy
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟,好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。845Please respect copyright.PENANAPUlPkOLH9p
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩,所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。845Please respect copyright.PENANAFAMiiJAGxZ