第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9GMIYuWBu
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpJtYi7t9W
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXQjGEF2Cv
我嘅上一集…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DLWsCYuuk
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSBdNuBtIL
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmEJ6kbSl3
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAgIwAWapE
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe0hbbMnrQ
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK735nJKIvI
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kxv94Qyiw
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ518w9CqMKG
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ7SLnRJl7
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFFOucujvk
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDUSVBFFYm
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4vi58fe5e
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzupjjKWGzt
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVPwv6nv8F
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOppudpydz0
「咪住！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDasWwpDkEo
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjferwRvZaw
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiYBCP2qoQ
「咩話？二郎神？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oY9zzUKjj
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIcmwlLWSN
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6NSQFIaDC
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT6b0CiTWd
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJtZwXkc8i
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLnsyOjeij
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dWYePVZtp
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BVVwe2Trq
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mi81genET
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0rXYNiImE
我無奈到唔想講嘢…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVjivWlqUL
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXXzOPxyRJ
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqlOzQP0ha
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Oc0E82lEu
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5nBgsoP82
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHOzpsHbRC
「…歌聲魅影！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wnGjs1m0F
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMKTPyramF
好在唔使佢出手咋。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTsD7rEgm9
「…動感十字死光！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8NtGwGukf
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dj5TBG61d
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoOz9lkJJm
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMqCpSWV1z
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVxoFaQpJP
「咁正常對決啦…」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGFB6cbDQ8
…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmi9mh4xPs
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lnytf3wG8
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGLa6bkEg8
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnILVlM9Ih
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTELn7OzCdh
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZh6cI2dhv
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ106yCtup7Z
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQIysO2UE8
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyYh2dseoi
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfEB06oyPe
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsG4NiN7SO
…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlauC2TFLxm
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qzLUN8ze3
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkq1mA85mn
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZwHMl28ek
幾秒過後，白雲散去…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpubxmDDwu2
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnic7hPfScy
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYtFfXIxHV
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvMyrOt4o5
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAORf8vIqf
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeAohg6Nv7
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZCxXHMnrN
將「二郎神」撞開…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN81wyYYgtY
「哎吔！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygRQryVhsd
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4Rst273pt
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxgIkTNCHn
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsD6u8NLLx
我就襯呢個時候…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0RpfghCoj
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynl8D8io0x
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpMljJlm7H
「咁點算啊？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgBmo30xth
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYZQ2fTGUY
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum69aoM4JH
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD40LlA9Yv
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSgG43KdN9
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnOw1POeu1
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuPjtioLtF
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y78k0vwCP
「邪影勾魂斬！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2egSaKd09
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEPAOZiGzo
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhHauraZmp
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE56qEnzqv
「陰魂歸天！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GisAScYqV
向上一斬…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTQewi9uhs
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJwgjkbFuH
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0AzWOwufm
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J4yknl0T6
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCvQ8TcvF8
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4lPgpbys9
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0M8Rv3JmL
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3rrqGVwA8
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEc96Cg7pg
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkX12LCadX
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41q9Elyy6I
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TW4Z0xGiw
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CNf5ykRJ9
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyMmEcbhnK
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yBaFhylQr
「冇錯！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34DQaRdpne
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtFTd7ISCc
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRg6Gs3Ety
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYmwVrMNvD
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyCrFYQesd
刀光劍影之快…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut0dU4O6Ia
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLYFOJsH23
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0itUWtUGz
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xInvyH7dc
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFXktgiQMr
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9curidjV9V
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKXlSDmCU4
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvub4OlqRM
打咗幾百個合。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG9neiOSSZ
之後突然…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4q5LHulBN
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm14jBRNuG
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGr0FPQ8xh
「係PAKKA啊！」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSEZwTdcYH
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9KvPTiQc2
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rsqczrmNt
(待續)834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxP1FCM7eK
下集預告︰834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw25KR18ze0
河仙？834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdUB9pAa97
註解︰834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2D1R5dP6S
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeJyEtAaVO
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWxdy5YvCs
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HrIruk09s
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufMsSpzUFw
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqTPeKUzqR
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWEdDyWGNy
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。834Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDvYym68bG
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