第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumHUxl9ldZ
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkVrhrx97B
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8yZ8E71wY
我嘅上一集…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSXcKCs0bG
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj5U4l6p10
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFUxa5jJ6S
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iLknfRYa1
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XCimhi32l
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJanvmAupXr
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDIuLsOt9M
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG1i2cUrxW
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdAq6p8SE2
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nVAvX0VO4
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhlhvDB1iK
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV0KyZDUiP
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRmiBAjw0U
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F3NS4FVjw
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7AVvJvUlw
「咪住！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KbDNtgI4X
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XCPkwkVF4
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQp0aJIjwJ
「咩話？二郎神？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarNOp0rOrc
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIry2oKZjST
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZxIIReqHF
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRtLR2zJ35
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSzqNtQqga
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKbWAZooy4
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgowVcHBvM9
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEl1Nx9Dp6
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETkP1REMz5
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TUr8TIIMx
我無奈到唔想講嘢…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq3WpAM5w0
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtChyYGxUpv
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmHjZCLHvD
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiqOH8XVvX
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ178fJpdTWH
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDHGZ4ERbd
「…歌聲魅影！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp0YGMz86o
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2yG6qBMSD
好在唔使佢出手咋。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LwCksAUmT
「…動感十字死光！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1PuxhSG3x
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetiugk3d10
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxrg3Lu3IT
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pO7pS0pwE
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DpitxEa5Z
「咁正常對決啦…」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpeTcwoYhf
…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYiDuZFvUQ
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5PLi93pet
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9RMfalqTg
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8utrdvD8IA
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWLgMhB3HU
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakhyCAsnqW
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8asj97yQJO
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1xGvTPuOh
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tMrUyFeEF
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH72QBRUXz
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c0nt4LJ5d
…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhVvTu0cxA
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPlv3PzTq3
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelBL22sp9D
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4fq649JvM
幾秒過後，白雲散去…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTDFRNKGn5
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmt02Td1fj
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUbIhKmfrl
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBPzCYQjbz
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXhN4foqaz
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtokHtYii0F
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0ayal2RdY
將「二郎神」撞開…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpikY0BcvZH
「哎吔！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNTZ8IztXX
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL3ve8ogvX
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3myHBNAtdi
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuatTYdCCI3
我就襯呢個時候…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0qqkZmgsL
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21fvYM6yJs
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygo0kMrmAm
「咁點算啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxX5hLofOF
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh8ipdICLG
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvd0JrWUGX
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxD90PedC2
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUBAJQavnI
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmdySqbJOE
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzbxVGZIGH
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRtNNA2bNj
「邪影勾魂斬！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzUAYCaYn1
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnodKOoQ5G
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FN27L5PYe
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTH6JgjwSN
「陰魂歸天！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkCUzxZKgz
向上一斬…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ipstUpftP
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NI3AW46hN
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSeYZqPuoZ
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWAoQyujmm
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaXyBEI1lE
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O1rEcg8vR
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuS3acyDYW
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMOgpr1fvm
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMyz2mlz1Q
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08UERPEyTt
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvPc8GIIYy
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggrn9U94Lz
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmvCGQmpSv
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY1pLNQ3vj
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZOOSqDOS8
「冇錯！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGNBjtRC8M
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqzMtSD8Wd
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNn1j5pY2G
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lFdBQv8MR
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfI6VpAmwC
刀光劍影之快…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCR7Xl64Fw
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHI6spZuHf
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHbTZKg35o
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEnNa7KXwT
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIff611ulp
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTpzGpSBGk
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxghyvd4Ex
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzPAlenULN
打咗幾百個合。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSxAyNk2Hh
之後突然…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwxX4gqDrg
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6CjZz8cyq
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF8J0aXB68
「係PAKKA啊！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKzLhG7d5F
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK53Ra5Htxd
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I2kpRLBtE
(待續)804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3tIZmxPRK
下集預告︰804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7e9YVXl3i
河仙？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RjaPRtN5S
註解︰804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVztP9LNTKB
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaomQ3CsSh
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrt2HlmITf
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrYwKcBbhq
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoZD8ENB68
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8kImF0HK8
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBedAXtxt6M
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MWK8UIeXx
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ1cpL6TPU
然後按「加至主畫面」