第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHarZme4tx0
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9j6BiI4jQ
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMcLCgfifY
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlctW3PY5Iq
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxIiWzaYuw
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVuIa2zZ3J
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KLpdf5I5N
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwkM9GWh1z
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIJKAlu5Bw
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCIhzsCNzC
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln9cOGSN6l
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4qevRhg3T
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFm8n5Ti7y
咁都俾你發現添。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3wPnb7u9Y
好，即刻開始！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65k7F9sTbq
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIune6g8T72
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGMrH2DnrV
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7X058gWlA
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU1PPjCLDq
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuSxiMcQCE
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PU3yD5xiY
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps9edVREfI
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfxpmSE7KR
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTs8sj7LNZ
公仔死咗，女友發火…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsqSeLGZfo
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhMnf3bHxl
「鬼王」趴咗街…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZUBFrNHNk
本來都已經奄奄一息…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IHkwAtc9L
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JUfylWRH5
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlk12BcMpL
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp9oPQFevE
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBfUMldZCL
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SmPdmmk7c
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsb0i7L7hO
好，呢一集正式開始！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqWsCPiA7g
(而家先開始？)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCX1gyj3TQ
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcDU6ufKP4
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4HUTf5zsY
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFnhfxXAio
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOCzT7XJsx
係「井上」先生啊！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIin3eXJydL
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7cPvcWUbE
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6GOvi8sjJ
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSI2uuuiL2
「我笑又關你事呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSzXkQg9jx
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbsskjJWkL
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG5G8CIdj3
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eRDMBQvUM
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkL5fyDo9H
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyuux4VAQY
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXUPVDzigQ
「就憑你？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgL7O2zjWY
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7DlimMM2L
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJpzpUszX4
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXb5mQbjPY
「九陽草薙！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemzO2hQNoH
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ7yXNWHEN
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZkvAFoNiW
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3HDd488Wt
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo5Cp1qOrv
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9LhaGZsBC
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExwpkC86P4
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0erQ7IfMF
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAku61nNhEq
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnIlOk5nvY
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fI2g8J5x5
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDmBKIsADI
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbF785Asts
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoAcKmjGWg
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0TlX0WaZT
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54ny41QQGF
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hFjsloscs
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dnZqUeppn
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT1oG4cntM
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz7OkQNqh8
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQEI6aLruN
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrQEuFGHlo
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCRzPtyTGW
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL66RgsVgx
「又點解啊？」大家問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLFCmXp5hY
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZit4J3pNO
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9KyrY9fOO
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gFYoLLzM0
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB68pib9ptn
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfIlABPV4D
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJmvfS8EgY
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D2mISxWxG
好在…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81zRI9WMAe
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocn89GwHAY
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyodgqqxbN
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79RdHKEqD3
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GFPrUvEKO
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jjzgDxOKL
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfkiFhu3IK
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMwinQaEwl
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQvuPho4o6
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmBwpQpMyP
「冇可能！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B5Fz3OcRE
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFbhvdl4Ek
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij6tKyxFiA
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFDGnbKT7L
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLG2bpQRR7
最後一吓…(插~！)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vuE3MADXs
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F73aRIuji
………627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRLb1GGB5p
但係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xh7Wib8V2
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMn0LgDkK2
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGJdjLo0sX
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFicOv70dGF
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeHTRkrEV3
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQaxPg2OoF
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iwR6oWfah
突然…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2dQQBPOIM
(嚓~！) 一聲…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ6iAcQdzr
咩事啊？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqsIjusG9E
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSt0Nq6LGZ
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTMjvZaA1l
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZlBgBtWGG
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxoe5fL0kz
(待續)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeaFqVxWfG
下集預告︰627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQHipEY4P3
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuKtD5FmmR
註解︰627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFtEjtQ6bT
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZabb1cAlB
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQDJn48ALQ
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWJUTVeuWj
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