第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2omK3ptyLs
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9acYRguX04
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTety11nsf3
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeI8Ffpu5V
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZUFFHxJ9d
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9J3phCFf5g
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGtceutpNn
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wgqLge3BI
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghQoxVsr8t
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R28IzIVjr
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtymQKVSzF6
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6h32tmxap
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLip5PHLO1
咁都俾你發現添。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrrEHtAFWx
好，即刻開始！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0zdsGxNwt
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD5KYsKpvi
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMBmkqp4F4
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxsO8qb0sr
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlI1e7sGkd
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf50MeoFj4E
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRRhJMg7P9
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpZn4l3GpX
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk0tGX1m7L
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfOvguu3Ff
公仔死咗，女友發火…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6IcXdEdZ1
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5t56dV1AQ
「鬼王」趴咗街…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4d7X8b98e
本來都已經奄奄一息…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEesFrBSScR
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2kzTLUf9R
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbGDizCcVx
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VAY3WHsbG
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIAq8jqaEZ
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaAeVl57zL
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzrZK7M7fr
好，呢一集正式開始！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTgrchHU60
(而家先開始？)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBYMwlBO5O
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvggShrjjzp
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ23FQqEQDQ
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX1AxfW8d1
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG6Pkz19sp
係「井上」先生啊！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS92qb5BzM
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkCPM4K7L1
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABJdGIMNMd
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoViaxEfDx
「我笑又關你事呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7KDkgNoyf
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlh5HKZVOz
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuvqOX0WVX
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAOY6xc64y
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1XHatUeRu
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPlRg5KkLw
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZHk5sdBhI
「就憑你？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtw7rLQWPF
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan81SnHJEi
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSovRmYXlZF
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0o4jliXRG
「九陽草薙！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuS5EUgaxb
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtDBuXUps1
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguhWMalNs0
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeBTPDkxCl
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI47fMBlUEL
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbxsJs0RJD
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8F5Sryqsm
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTm4QSE2xo
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA79QK7W9v
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu97vOHMDc
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0nKuybjAc
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnAXGMJ8sI
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHY2bqFiBH
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl4nHsTz38
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77KiFSbWvZ
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGdmlnESMs
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR82NMekwS8
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxo84tqUEV
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGwLhfMxuX
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SezKg07W0
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs1ZrbZhi6
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzLQiOLKzo
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4dL12spLp
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKeMWH7hbj
「又點解啊？」大家問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDVh5jTdso
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDedYymYXV
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh83FO275sV
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gBeVLuQ6x
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToWRUpvsjE
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡungwIeLvAf
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuTiiLkRM8
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7kvPsF4vO
好在…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B3vRcCYXq
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1x7W5vkuZ
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyPBdCri2f
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqyRm4cdCK
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeKcO1l0R1
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBvoZNx9LE
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfxrNca4WA
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKsdUGWpGo
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAZqVZkpAD
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzULRNNpy0i
「冇可能！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxN2C1LCBB
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu103rHiLA
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRodrajT5yC
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54p8zC6e4y
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP9OSBJRmA
最後一吓…(插~！)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiajme3tKCm
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfD6aTKt99
………618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewhJUOhikb
但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbECtr2eQ2T
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pCMUBgDnw
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb98SQi0Z7
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gdEcjUd1o
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsXFy5Ffzz
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28m7l3YkyY
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gyhLT4EbF
突然…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovfu7rG42u
(嚓~！) 一聲…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOE5Pl9KSs
咩事啊？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pHL6Su3fz
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefKuNmHU2X
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AkqDHwZGB
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mGlcFPHdN
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaDEgcm2i7
(待續)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJUgJj36La
下集預告︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeaHtywvvw
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcollYVIW0
註解︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT55LGmEnM0
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jxrjLALKX
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaUioyM1Ma
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct4mNiScKL
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