第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkaQfl2DTj
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON4MguDOkZ
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbIPE6DBdT
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgDrCr9zsx
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pe0O7gSxS
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBjpcTK8K4
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfraLrTtxUB
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2TBNhYbfr
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR23mgxgK3h
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j4T0YNmgM
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb08AqlTeUL
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PqPFDH8dv
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQU2Vb6R3c
咁都俾你發現添。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8L4bXUztn
好，即刻開始！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDPoW3tqHQ
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkUPcmf4vW
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl6saAkQ0p
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkOVvYlbqi
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyEl7f0j8i
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZbvXiiQB
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSlDjWZx2O
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZNO2706p5
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGTPadrnj7
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfImA0wU3f
公仔死咗，女友發火…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMJp8eYDml
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6BGiOMece
「鬼王」趴咗街…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y3s7i0o4X
本來都已經奄奄一息…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKxJDYfUMT
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq77yfdOiz
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbxCPOrH0n
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyqh6zyi8h
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAvfzvvfMo
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YtfUJmZVL
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wQUYJTJD2
好，呢一集正式開始！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeelyS1wSw
(而家先開始？)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjis5mbvIJ5
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP8OkfxC8d
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UXCByQG4e
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aZM2lFvI5
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB2xCmEjGV
係「井上」先生啊！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcHVbdUboY
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLAbrY6bIq
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfg5rnU6xQ
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT5BGh2Hes
「我笑又關你事呀？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsL8Qth5fX
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zgg7U2nOx
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxcH2uTIqc
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjzEyA1Vqv
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVSYZKM2rA
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYFfktlgBl
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN0t8VlJzT
「就憑你？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34ToWSrqwD
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCWXq4V0vx
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3Jb0Isr2o
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnwTBL3Lgw
「九陽草薙！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXlctlTjxv
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkVulTFqTE
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43Cj1s6M4R
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dUBCezL7i
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAh4O2zKKZ
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvnxbjYxv0
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFryWjjeH9G
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3esMR5qgOy
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnPntOOvMu
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAA1xaFfQg
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGfEBGMU1b
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl2U9UhjWL
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuvCieX3Gv
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57u7Cgt55f
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGIGJ84SRP
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJs8e4UiGe
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxsMZDqlBj
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N3GFItCJQ
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gisIwxBTr
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LMFvbHBrV
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCb6cqeJAQ
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibjYF0Qoix
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk9UNDqglV
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMhLOTO4pz
「又點解啊？」大家問。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Cwl8507eH
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULGknADqu2
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lwgHFjIew
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW1WITLdgo
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaK42TpUaj
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDITnjSUSBN
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJwNt7vMKN
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiDunj6BRI
好在…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CxpQ82oQX
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK627XoizIe
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOhcLUrS67
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKssQJud2j
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAHaJE1UQ1
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qOfwlDsgP
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW90ft54ZhX
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OFLByQaMG
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHouaTiWZjD
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGMyII9LHc
「冇可能！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtZ3YF41tA
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ3GvxB6ig
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pO9b20yCZ
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rMPWGFqQv
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF4UJg2Cx4
最後一吓…(插~！)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRmxCAvW8a
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdalTdCfMq
………791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsgVpkLhCG
但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4LGcRZmyk
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OG0wJyIYQ
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBbNR6yhmI
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18nrNAjFqa
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a1L6fa546
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6Nam2wXEp
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlRr2tQIkM
突然…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0W7h1IkNu
(嚓~！) 一聲…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgIdywVOEG
咩事啊？791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJLECk1Xrc
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOZMsQkS0F
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcjRPMSUxd
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe7LqKHSfc
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkpvCVy36e
(待續)791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ492egIijVX
下集預告︰791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVThsfFjev
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2FrDYrPM2
註解︰791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JTGu9zeVI
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2kQBvHrS6
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKFs9YsBYX
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVia0sOkEPa
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