第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27DMNcHgLx
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy7lX3QvDD
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkpOqDSuz0
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl122ZONRxJ
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH0DJ3Isah
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbkyo92LKh
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGBcalWiHw
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hsxNXb29r
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE5HTGB4aQ
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6YZhLsXMG
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVd6fvKKWm
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAs0ruYY90
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jBwSk92Cq
咁都俾你發現添。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT4bKx24LX
好，即刻開始！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O9aOeqjil
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKNqcEuUbn
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqQJHzrCN0
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cBaN1nhnf
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSwmmnsQel
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ11jcsaj3
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fz8krUNox
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOVQ8QCAHo
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMxn4OG08D
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNXYUgEJiR
公仔死咗，女友發火…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8Q8A03f8U
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaHdV3PQcj
「鬼王」趴咗街…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa5biPr9p0
本來都已經奄奄一息…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FBjuoXdHJ
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4YaGqHfax
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA0jjefNNc
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8N4jaGoMo
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe3RHKtzcQ
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcL1Uqicxx
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKetce2L58U
好，呢一集正式開始！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0pz3ndr6U
(而家先開始？)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2ygY4EFZ8
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72W0bx2Vct
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXKrjvbDkZ
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO7kqg7at5
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeZfcUrrl6
係「井上」先生啊！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OZMh1ae8z
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uXWG2hTNR
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT7axGb2fY
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX2utrHzdF
「我笑又關你事呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAMi6jebT7
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtvhvSsWPE
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg5wwc03XP
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxjVr0Wsbb
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUYo4BonyD
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAHnD8Np4Y
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0h6S7qW0N
「就憑你？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhxfeh4DGq
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb54I4Rzxb
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9Av29udRR
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJnnY3HrPi
「九陽草薙！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN3XLC930s
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4L1CBb1Qa
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgC9FJBhbV
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOjCfud1c8
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGoixNLKoF
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBmq5rJWIs
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EUKFdwqV9
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7Gg8y1rSD
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnf7Xos8Qz
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh0VBLsBsJ
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQFxOXPHgi
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyHaq4q16S
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7gzVc0gYl
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoxw8aVIS2
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq33WQjP8N
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHkQYukW39
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3DVQDBhpm
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fPCjOHf4C
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehAQRNoZBq
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWhsrtsEDg
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRZTvlHct8
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Let0uZHp
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwmcN3BEAw
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMaH45g1mh
「又點解啊？」大家問。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuATQKQB0Hb
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCl5aDQBhFG
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMoIaPNvlY
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJGdBFEFoq
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlvB5wiJOk
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHivWbXRjj
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0FyAmvo3k
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS0it8ohWx
好在…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnJKXEsZoq
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuerWiUrcOQ
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDhn02daY8
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMDMdCQhJM
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVwBTuVQXr
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI7C2GCusF
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDdRit5NwC
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlg795ZGl4
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTLzRbc1Kd
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx1cGahTg5
「冇可能！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltz9T6vWm5
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK7qTxKElM
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXUAjAlh6I
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV5gL6SANP
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeDkO6ZZ71
最後一吓…(插~！)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU8cLRCGhf
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LyYgxk58h
………847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbw5r3VCBT
但係…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILsIVCOzIN
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC6fll1ajM
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NGOevYLYY
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU7LqTAVI9
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUinMw0yW87
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQph7ImqSV7
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUj4ebdRQ1
突然…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8Gv7WgY0D
(嚓~！) 一聲…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZbPF1UZrR
咩事啊？847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa1T7dTorV
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9YFumvDvw
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgJIJNjOgH
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBSTRy55En
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhTMvFwRqk
(待續)847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt6vZUxjB1
下集預告︰847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLG3JYn0t4
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf1rmcyP0I
註解︰847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEHFt8vpKu
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ovIUxPOVc
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Yu4ItGiqn
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。847Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfVyrn0flz
然後按「加至主畫面」