第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuf747rcYP
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRRYJKKhm2
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcF1rzn9Ek
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoShE8iF3Qb
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY6Wp5WXnF
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6vEqfuSK4
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnJ2N94980
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA2zVrXeso
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVXXJJfkzD
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2arCyoF7Q
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhJf8fA0qs
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNCF3eo0b2
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODIlGWHnRg
咁都俾你發現添。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGxDxR2nWb
好，即刻開始！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfhZyHlSoE
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi9uhCenRj
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU91QzFzpz
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCcwtxNOUy
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetvgasKcRE
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1zuFNWXiQ
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEIlEDnoW8
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5a47JKB0x
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XDM07VXPb
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B2nSQvATn
公仔死咗，女友發火…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkVlmrIyaC
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIkuZEhFRC
「鬼王」趴咗街…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2Koi2uhl4
本來都已經奄奄一息…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R8knhYj3V
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB5LfAvAqZ
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLv0Yb1Tuz
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfskUayq7gu
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tQ6hBUuPX
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4mhG8DTuw
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh64ihLyM0D
好，呢一集正式開始！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiBoPj5PbN
(而家先開始？)815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EurRaSNyV
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWu2hAI36o
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDWtPYJFG0
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg07P4Hk88
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyFfNzs5Eh
係「井上」先生啊！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQI0CNP2tL
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFd0a9WyrK
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW1bzkrS0G
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN7IUi5gro
「我笑又關你事呀？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq8Ego9VKY
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMvqbvzeeN
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZOd72hej3
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuU9NrXehl
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNmT9mMHKh
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1uPy09bj4
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNBiIgeoBj
「就憑你？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0Amq3mKF7
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsWeJ5FCOI
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtCplSgwyE
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY9pWWsvvJ
「九陽草薙！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamt6Eli5Dn
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMqWYfXc9q
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo6ywCHhAS
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn1bCqJjkt
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx3eYaPOu5
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhjaeZxuHM
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHM0F4g1rL
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V0clf9KjA
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvNNIFBXYU
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxgttV97Lg
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpUt8jCptD
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KNbDwNEyT
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4j6yH1Vgh
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhR3kyKJhq
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYYTm5roIP
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxgSdm9UU7
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT9CLU6CVf
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF2T5KYDMJ
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSQ6QXuMFJ
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO22LPz2VC
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxvJLhZ5D8
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfPFgzZPVI
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JBskPiFxN
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbpSQlj8CA
「又點解啊？」大家問。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1L2UWVJL7
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuP2Hgs4Ow
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkprzawUVp
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP57CJdvXie
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6ulChtAMA
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFpXjpx3x0
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAgTJRMEzP
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGO1q0A7Mw
好在…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HWJRvD4tp
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFTlRBvY5o
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5HrlSlkqO
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr3rijJ6kz
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVChPyZlccH
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrVfpr7K9s
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbufaXJwY8K
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bCsBiWkfu
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr3MyMIXFP
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNAYB3Tlr8
「冇可能！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hPFJPgOjr
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5rkZ5uMGt
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wlnMDHk7g
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg6RjxqDRm
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiUXivDqJk
最後一吓…(插~！)815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhKD3Z1GSb
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTAwSf4pak
………815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAUaB8XM7Z
但係…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qgW6quE4N
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzPrwDrhwW
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh7KK6uSmv
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKePPCIPSdX
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEW44XkH1c
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxofbx9Jn0T
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguMhdr79h5
突然…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgkEw0TPET
(嚓~！) 一聲…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybPP1T7ndg
咩事啊？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiDTa2urnH
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6QPXHg9UX
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k5XZEc1AW
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF0DbE08F4
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvUgJIj8Hx
(待續)815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx6VBMZVjW
下集預告︰815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK7Q12ey39
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rZv2jsACf
註解︰815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdtRpbnwBX
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei94lNsRer
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwlZTxUre6
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvu2Z9ruXo
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