第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招，鳳凰火炎又出現埋添！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9uDQ3NRyI
阿明個死仔就好啦，墮崖死都有小倩陪。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx89IOXbxL
(頂你個制丫！我係死就返嚟整鬼死你！)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG0Ntivm8c
唔CHOK吓你，點知道你安全啊？你安全我就放心晒喇。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHloWiym7f
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度，仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度，我一早就好放心啦。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgMy0obmBo
你諗吓，欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8i0mG4H0L
至於我呢邊，因為大家分咗做三邊，我怕讀者會亂啊，所以…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC85rZyGE9z
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JXrRCgaFD
上次，「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwFuieH6iH
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnHTEl2Hw6
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4XKERbvr4
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhJr59QmbY
但係佢哋一個沈悶，一個嘔心，我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7w6fEGf0i
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣，石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbCjwfUkKA
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我，我就騎住「居居」，手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDPzMOansn
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度，我要…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHmMRKxF03
「擒賊先擒王！蝦~！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLNd34QTFN
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRCBgUR9ar
「接我銀槍！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PWH5opZT0
「護駕，石兵圍剿！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq1tBVSTsg
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」，其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZFcPIbGly
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaMwxc74xu
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGleHRXRjr
地下爆出幾條裂痕，總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY6nBC1EDE
「乾位虛，坤位入，轉巽位，艮位為終結，一擊石將軍，必斃！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnXBR87bv2
「英雄」突然咁嗌，我唯有咁回應佢…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL0Dn6Jj2e
「阿英雄，學乜人做我慧眼啫？完全溝通唔到囉，WHAT柒YOU SAY啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6P3AjLE9G
「Eee…咁啦，左邊後方有個空位，你而家扮嘢向你右後方走，再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAwHaBgi4k
「一早咁講啦！蝦~！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr6vTogfdR
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎，走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNfXIHtRKy
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf5gQb708z
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7S7YDcGKP
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「好！到位！超級無敵篤背脊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GI4qcznPw
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl3tYbP0KD
「化零為整！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3Ts97ph0Q
「咩話？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3JC4XEu98
所有石兵堆成一堆，變成…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwkNIYI48o
「吓！有冇咁離奇啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMgcyqZpIP
佢哋冇變成一個個體，而係一個一個石兵疊起咗，奇怪嘅係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqRUplhQdA
佢哋唔係成道牆咁，而係成條蛇咁…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88jrwOGPfu
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭，個身體就可以扭嚟扭去，拐嚟拐去…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMWAjdtzm3
「點解可以咁白痴嫁？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx6lkuOJOH
「團隊合作嘅嘢，你識乜春丫？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOP9vfFO7a
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPu87sFI1Q
「你阿爺丫，白痴仲要唔認呀？睇我點打到你合家散！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnns0HouJa
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mqxg49swk
(嘭~！)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQrwBktg71
仲唔單止咁，我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxiUNUg1zL
所以我雙手放頭，冥想半秒，就再將雙手揮出…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pwPfnBGCM
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOG7GOWGNU
「英，雄，死，光！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyPskTf40h
力量好勁啊！成條LASER炮咁，一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExj3cHgX5I
「哇~ 丫~！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix7MZGmKox
………707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFauInSFNQ
贏咗喇！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39DAzBoc8E
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38d5PFNHDC
「咩問題？消耗你太多能量呀？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEme6lQrbuw
「唔係。係下次再出，唔該改改個名佢，我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWbzL8wjcI
「明白，下次唔敢。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKgz9Dp5uG
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObmkuxlwmv
「吊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuG6Ttlb5p
「光管陳」都講粗口，我呆咗兩秒…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0LMNZbNpB
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊，仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲，仆佢條街，追足我百九幾個回合！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j63G5pchJ
嘩，把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXNBsO3AxN
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqZFyvy0OI
「你媽媽個爹丫！你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣，追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeg0MnSBWo
「你唔很追我，我咪唔很追你囉。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYEFs6EPtm
「你夠係囉，你唔倫追我，我咪唔倫追你囉。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9iEUHdsUw
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲，又要講粗口，又要講唔正粗口，好難頂。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeF49Oo6HU
所以，轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kI53bN55L
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗，露出「達摩」光頭，上身D衫爆開晒…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnyZDeC4Li
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟，而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKhmQuoiO0
佢咁樣，我反而覺得舒服晒，不過…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2p0SN1XWs
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛，肯定觸景傷情。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL6WRPlOGG
唉，我都係有感而發啫，都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEBH62oCI5
睇真D，似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁，而係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTfPoZ4hsF
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去，乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC8bbnaCG7
「神武專鑿！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IToxa0BXr
後面好似言猶由衷咁，究竟佢專鑿D乜呢？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXFW6wLd46
「雙手入白刃！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKCoxJRKxN
「哇哈哈哈！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3AQN6ROkM
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩？明明就係插人隔勒底…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy91jX8x5D
但係呢招似乎有效噃！「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPySjkOYSk
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYAIdpanE2
我妖！一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁，但係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BlnUCXtZb
呢招又有效噃！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mto2ZYQso
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗，佢再…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasO2kaEA7v
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛，推你落街！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCusCWzyX2M
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔，一場戰鬥…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bo0YIdKAg
贏咗場交，輸咗個「加」，加佢好友個「加」。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75tMQMN0TF
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢，因為佢實在太低能喇。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG2sKC4hYM
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmw0PvRRZE
「師兄，快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦！」「光管陳」突然大嗌。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWumLhonUWr
嘩，睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr71XcppII
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗，我都唔知佢去咗邊。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGEFoWIGvf
…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxaNQDm09W
「神武專鑿！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbpQ3G9aCb
咦，「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁，佢飛返埋嚟，仲再次使出呢招！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWP6f4EIwM
(啪~！)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcCtEpssRJ
呢一刻…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRNAQ3qhot
我呆住咁睇住…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrCkWKiVjV
「達叔」佢…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr2qIGwkZC
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S4VIKyEjT
………707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIMwIDSbgg
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh8tM8LyYT
………707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2viI6RSXGE
但係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjO7aTguGz
我見到…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0tC7h1AXS
「哇~！丫~！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7u8PAjEIV
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDnUSSC1V7
係俾…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwtNnjczh1
「放心啦，唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟，開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyncHkze20
「仲有，放心啦，原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到，係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvJCiUcqde
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄，而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws66CFKJMs
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身，仲攬實咗條石柱。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61Kq1JZI7W
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnYP47TtmB
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpH1W9JVNb
「係我睇到先嫁，光頭佬，你話係唔係？」「英雄」出聲。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bIkwCzux3
「你話係咪係囉，單眼佬。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDO0qtMOjH
「佢一變返做八婆肉身，中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHhFGxyJh5
「邊個話我八婆？」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話，肯定又係結界問題。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHaGDV9yQg
呢一刻，我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIoItF1PRa
之後，得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ECBsFT15d
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFNKoV9AQx
「鳳凰展翅！火炎重現！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SfTFScF2n
(待續)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPd468ToSI
下集預告︰707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrYaVwEMJ3
你唔想練啫，我要教噃！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZXECgKCod
註解︰707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwg1eFay4y
(1) CHOK — 試探。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODw3uybR3t
(2) 昆 — 呃，欺騙。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH7qPvR6Eb
然後按「加至主畫面」