第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇,自己打好過…748Please respect copyright.PENANALNgVN3XYTP
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗,佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。748Please respect copyright.PENANARNrU7XQc0n
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。748Please respect copyright.PENANAFmJSAEUHgK
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫,實際佢係咩,我真係唔知。748Please respect copyright.PENANAuM6uXGc8sY
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」,我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…748Please respect copyright.PENANAMBYuwvQrQc
不過霸氣就真係十足,力量都非常之勁。748Please respect copyright.PENANAxFy8JjQb8q
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁,口腫面腫…748Please respect copyright.PENANASowAI7hAv8
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。748Please respect copyright.PENANAEnSf8u3fF3
「估唔到你哋都幾勁,睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAOSTQajLGNl
之後佢企返起身,做起手印,有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…748Please respect copyright.PENANAFz5oPqdBD1
「石膚退去,大銅武神!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAYf9P9NzLta
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟,石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…748Please respect copyright.PENANAoGpcCEaPnH
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟,仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…748Please respect copyright.PENANAphk9PEYNiN
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像,英明神武…748Please respect copyright.PENANAhwIMvZNZeO
雙手按住一把巨劍,巨劍向下插喺地上面…748Please respect copyright.PENANANIYxA211Ki
「石兵增援,將軍出征!」「余二十」再嗌…748Please respect copyright.PENANAP8ywJ6griw
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援,仲好似有D係高階D咁…748Please respect copyright.PENANA7b9drv4bfd
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高,再「哈」一聲大叫…748Please respect copyright.PENANAEpN2zCRm7M
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…748Please respect copyright.PENANAWXzkQsCFJw
至於佢自己本人就…748Please respect copyright.PENANAeWeWJ8Q7Kq
「九曲追魂,邪劍歸位!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAmO7qKNH1wY
一講完啫,就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…748Please respect copyright.PENANAs8Gw6pDAeB
好似蓄勢待發咁…748Please respect copyright.PENANAO25v6ngOWW
「阿初,大銅武神等我嚟,你打余二十。」達叔咁講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAx9MaC4VMzp
「好!」光管陳回應。748Please respect copyright.PENANAn0GX2BeCoD
「自古英雄難過美人關!」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAcdWM6tao6k
「唔係同講我丫嘛?」「悉英雄」咁問。748Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ6csIUiDu
「慳D啦你!」我講。748Please respect copyright.PENANA6HxftTlRxm
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大,再變成…748Please respect copyright.PENANAI3op3eziN8
我由下至上咁望佢,一對高踭鞋,橙色短裙,水手服,唔通係…748Please respect copyright.PENANAyIBy1wNVsn
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子?!」我再向上望…748Please respect copyright.PENANAsKJoTlAcx9
「唔係,我係—愛野戰美奈子!」達叔咁講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAvL3PlycelH
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣,但係…748Please respect copyright.PENANAwL87ydcG3m
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁,我真係想自殺死咗去…748Please respect copyright.PENANAvU1JZmkgQF
「好Q…醜樣啊!你老味!」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。748Please respect copyright.PENANAnKPxV9HX8h
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…748Please respect copyright.PENANApgV2FOdb0C
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入,我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。748Please respect copyright.PENANARF2GSqHmHD
(攀 ~!)748Please respect copyright.PENANAQyRpsgz6Uf
「哎吔!」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。748Please respect copyright.PENANA6GYr1yIvlK
「YEAH!」全場一片掌聲。748Please respect copyright.PENANA22G4Xa9YM9
「女人都打?」「達叔」問。748Please respect copyright.PENANATBTgLIukTx
「師兄,你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAnneyisqanc
「係噃,再變!」「達叔」大嗌。748Please respect copyright.PENANA6F7bZI4M88
佢企返起身,再次變身,呢一變就唔同喇…748Please respect copyright.PENANACVOHRPRrjC
真係變出閃閃長髮,眼大鼻高嘴細細,好可愛嘅美奈子啊!748Please respect copyright.PENANA4DCHSZZoE5
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…748Please respect copyright.PENANAqyqslYCixA
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟,佢下面凸起嚟嫁!748Please respect copyright.PENANAjoGA0eav4z
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗,「居居」反咗肚,「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…748Please respect copyright.PENANAnNTncF5ADT
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。748Please respect copyright.PENANAVz18TEVQWw
至於兩位高人,「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理,佢哋亦都開咗拖…748Please respect copyright.PENANAyYRa7CkBEZ
「九曲追魂劍!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAmyMLg13cN6
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…748Please respect copyright.PENANASNPRyOPrtn
「玉麟金劍,擘天式!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA9GO0Yw7ffM
「我閃!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAcn9fvmXdy2
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩,佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人!748Please respect copyright.PENANAPs0gWqgby0
「我避!」748Please respect copyright.PENANA27QW3WnGd3
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱,避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…748Please respect copyright.PENANAaPkQKxPG7G
但係叫得「追魂劍」,嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追,死追佢唔放…748Please respect copyright.PENANADEdtcuOBdH
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇!」「光管陳」咁講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAVKovy3P6KG
佢講到好似呢個絕技,可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。748Please respect copyright.PENANAmCeEPHBVx1
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗!」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。748Please respect copyright.PENANA5lPQ4bJbh5
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢,一邊反攻返「余二十」…748Please respect copyright.PENANAi8VOTzAngi
「我再閃!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAT8z47hjZix
「我再避!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAsUHSnY1gMD
佢哋兩個就係咁,一直你打我打你,你閃我又避咁…748Please respect copyright.PENANAYYd6ogWRjG
原來高手過招真係會咁,閒閒地幾百個回合,但係個個回合都差唔多…748Please respect copyright.PENANAU9IzREhYuq
睇得耐真係有D悶,都係轉去睇其他嘢好…748Please respect copyright.PENANALMMu2IZQUO
「鳳凰擺架!」原來達叔都識呢招。748Please respect copyright.PENANASJozUUHznP
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式,配上天使面貌嘅女性去做,堪稱一絕…748Please respect copyright.PENANAtVwnHu2ITj
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做,就變成堪稱死絕,觀眾們死絕…748Please respect copyright.PENANAkly70ECgfQ
所以,我都係決定放棄呢邊視角,睇返自己先。748Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q8GpFH9Qk
唔講唔覺,一講就覺,點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅?唔通佢哋都睇緊戲?748Please respect copyright.PENANAt9DKvlqTig
但係唔係噃,佢哋原來一直啤住我,咁點解唔出手呢?748Please respect copyright.PENANAgu6oopar3x
「哈哈,我呢個圓型陣勢,堪稱宇宙第一防守陣,睇你點攻破!」石兵將軍講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAWuo8M7qC8V
噢,唔怪得知佢唔攻啦,原來仲守緊。748Please respect copyright.PENANAZnyAO32ysL
我本來想繼續唔同佢打,再去睇多陣戲,但係我發覺…748Please respect copyright.PENANAOzeBrdHQ7j
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味,所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…748Please respect copyright.PENANAHRzumOYrW2
「英雄!洗完眼未啊?居居,唔好玩扮死喇!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAEb9FdQPlxp
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…748Please respect copyright.PENANA9xaUtvIFnP
「頭先真係差D盲啊!」「悉英雄」講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAL4afyxHAwC
「汪 ~! 汪 ~!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAvRSiqazRCX
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁,我當然冇咁蠢,就咁同佢哋打啦…748Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZNZlhC4x7
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我,反而死守,你哋知唔知醜嫁?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAQjKL5zjQXj
我想激吓佢哋,點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭,成班都真係唔知醜,好在…748Please respect copyright.PENANAgrBxmxuZ7M
「三角攻擊陣!」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇!748Please respect copyright.PENANATVnDo95dH6
「好!就等我趙子龍上身,百萬軍中救阿斗!」我大嗌。748Please respect copyright.PENANAmPWM47Hyfe
「屙咩豆話?」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。748Please respect copyright.PENANAsTv1Sck2Fx
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍,騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅,再…748Please respect copyright.PENANAOTNoeyz12H
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘,直衝入去石兵群中,目的只有一個…748Please respect copyright.PENANA1loXOIG4cC
當然唔係懶有型,而係「擒賊先擒王」,我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍!748Please respect copyright.PENANAz9bsjApHkr
(待續)748Please respect copyright.PENANAbIdMk0lI72
下集預告︰748Please respect copyright.PENANAcfdCUVjc9i
「心靈封鎖!」…「阿狗,靠,晒,你,喇!」748Please respect copyright.PENANAMfEzJzPr5C
註解︰748Please respect copyright.PENANA6BF8VT39zC
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。748Please respect copyright.PENANA3O7i6H2iel
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。748Please respect copyright.PENANAWaVvbyseic
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片,之所以四級,主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。748Please respect copyright.PENANACXz7HWaflg