第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq6exGsRA1
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAH1yJWgZY
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s3yguJGa9
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZFtduBOQf
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJTfFzQzZI
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z9eSMw5Ue
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE3uoASu8b
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx89U4GbYt
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JeB4ZU1RL
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlEE6SPFPw
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWToPnWohk1
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwa1ee7IOj
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSelJr86uh
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKLbjiX9xU
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EHvEiTTZ7
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjWr8ZGoqM
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5QCsxb3M5
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaeA5ciN0v
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEFvPeV5U4
至於佢自己本人就…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISmKyjjV1T
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVd0NIJ5gr
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTFEpuU32g
好似蓄勢待發咁…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLyi0FK798
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTW2qMtiUu
「好！」光管陳回應。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84QExGL7RH
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwKtgPiyk3
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj7rmbzrTZ
「慳D啦你！」我講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh8LmRYPKu
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr5DOfVqZm
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Lk1fGhfu
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD46emJ58DY
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLjYHIgoZS
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ4uZKRJNW
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOwZEdE1t6
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1yz4USxqy
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9L7ILHfak
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaorpjqCJWr
(攀 ~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlWaIVYjt4
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbqxwLF6Pk
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMxEMOvr7f
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe6U0eTpc3
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhKd5mcDRr
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JhEmhmy2e
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sUfeO64QU
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQx3hLvhzb
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESTBIXynbU
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5fauymPIX
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgpSxl4xCE
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpiOI00Bma
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfk52fkX0s
「九曲追魂劍！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaYR4pNfe2
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16XucqHxXz
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw0u2yHp3x
「我閃！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXI0Of5Kt5
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDS4Fj5uIH
「我避！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBrMwT3d1l
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFliIQqaoY
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK0xSJMi8l
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wko6wVbEL
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1iWXoGXUG
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2W52Gxj9t
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U0r5CeMHR
「我再閃！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErTViDukiG
「我再避！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi6GCBHq8F
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJP55vce4Y
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG1boLivHC
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsaG6C2Ufu
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1CElk9Qh2
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAknJeIEksB
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2EFFqtZw7
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxObw0fZNJL
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KH7NIQKGm
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG1RkkQlHh
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsFC7CVhST
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRrtMnNuLP
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsovwT5aQpY
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQg9XVJUXF
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn8yksJb7i
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0FRol28kU
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAphg4whGz
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGOeWM7fkG
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6eKUwEkLB
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCrucJD8Q9
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX9TpSQxml
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPRpKiKMmA
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9fky391zl
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS42AQ6UqS
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb6KTNQePq
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8NTTNmS7F
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Db02EcWc2
(待續)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxMuIEN8n8
下集預告︰746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycLMfcSvWt
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6y7rDRc5X
註解︰746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJxuW0zzgg
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EV3NI04ux
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfPxHqxkGu
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAwTTFhz6u
然後按「加至主畫面」