第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNgVN3XYTP
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNrU7XQc0n
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmJSAEUHgK
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM6uXGc8sY
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBYuwvQrQc
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFy8JjQb8q
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSowAI7hAv8
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnSf8u3fF3
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSTQajLGNl
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz5oPqdBD1
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf9P9NzLta
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGpcCEaPnH
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphk9PEYNiN
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwIMvZNZeO
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIYxA211Ki
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8ywJ6griw
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b9drv4bfd
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpN2zCRm7M
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXzkQsCFJw
至於佢自己本人就…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWeWJ8Q7Kq
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO7qKNH1wY
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8Gw6pDAeB
好似蓄勢待發咁…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO25v6ngOWW
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9MaC4VMzp
「好！」光管陳回應。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0GX2BeCoD
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdWM6tao6k
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ6csIUiDu
「慳D啦你！」我講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HxftTlRxm
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3op3eziN8
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIBy1wNVsn
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKJoTlAcx9
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL3PlycelH
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL87ydcG3m
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU1JZmkgQF
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKPxV9HX8h
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgV2FOdb0C
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF2GSqHmHD
(攀 ~！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyRpsgz6Uf
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GYr1yIvlK
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22G4Xa9YM9
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBTgLIukTx
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnneyisqanc
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F7bZI4M88
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVOHRPRrjC
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DCHSZZoE5
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyqslYCixA
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoGA0eav4z
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNTncF5ADT
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz18TEVQWw
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYRa7CkBEZ
「九曲追魂劍！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyMLg13cN6
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNPRyOPrtn
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GO0Yw7ffM
「我閃！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn9fvmXdy2
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs0gWqgby0
「我避！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27QW3WnGd3
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPkQKxPG7G
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEdtcuOBdH
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKovy3P6KG
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCeEPHBVx1
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lPQ4bJbh5
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8VOTzAngi
「我再閃！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8z47hjZix
「我再避！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUHSnY1gMD
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYd6ogWRjG
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9IzREhYuq
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMMu2IZQUO
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJozUUHznP
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVwnHu2ITj
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkly70ECgfQ
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q8GpFH9Qk
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9DKvlqTig
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu6oopar3x
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuo8M7qC8V
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnyAO32ysL
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzeBrdHQ7j
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRzumOYrW2
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb9FdQPlxp
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xaUtvIFnP
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4afyxHAwC
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRSiqazRCX
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZNZlhC4x7
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjKL5zjQXj
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrBxmxuZ7M
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVnDo95dH6
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPWM47Hyfe
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTv1Sck2Fx
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTNoeyz12H
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1loXOIG4cC
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9bsjApHkr
(待續)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIdMk0lI72
下集預告︰748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfdCUVjc9i
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfEzJzPr5C
註解︰748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BF8VT39zC
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O7i6H2iel
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaVvbyseic
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXz7HWaflg
然後按「加至主畫面」