第103集 ~ 輝︰終於俾我搵到「慧眼」喇!665Please respect copyright.PENANAASwYQcspjz
估唔到欣欣嗰邊要對上「南轅」個死人「大蕃薯」,而我呢邊…665Please respect copyright.PENANA5uLxY6UNH7
冇錯,就係要對「西斜」呢條「粉腸」,佢一身灰色長袍,手腳面都白璽璽咁…665Please respect copyright.PENANASsUtTe7IXO
再加上佢長而瘦嘅身體,話佢係「粉腸」真係實在太貼切喇。665Please respect copyright.PENANAiIBPxvfTAv
佢喺黑暗之中講嘢…665Please respect copyright.PENANAIJzHIYmXSV
「唔使望喇,呢度係個丫字型石殿,由四個石殿組成,三個小石殿可以通向中間嘅大石殿,而我,就係你哋呢度嘅對手。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAJO4Lu8Hq2E
「超,扮乜差嘢大龍鳳啫,出嚟就出嚟啦!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAkngMYVRfLq
我唔知係咪受到呢度黑暗嘅環境影響,我講嘢都粗鄙咗。665Please respect copyright.PENANAl3c5GUEdqa
「達叔」同「光管陳」都呆咗咁望住我,就連「居居」都炒起佢D前蔭望埋嚟…665Please respect copyright.PENANAZbwDyvDJA4
「咩啫,有你哋兩個高人喺度,我放肆吓都得呱。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAPixZnDnHNi
「你又講得冇錯。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAKLEQ1BPZoR
「光管陳」講完呢句就另返轉頭望住條「粉腸」,佢再講︰—665Please respect copyright.PENANAp1JUPdoAYo
「粉腸…丫,唔好意思,不過真係太似喇,講返正經先,你唔好彩喇,有我哋兩師兄弟喺度,你贏嘅機會只會係零。」665Please respect copyright.PENANAyQOSyfJ6Lf
「光管陳」唔知係咪都受環境影響呢?佢變得咁佻皮嘅?665Please respect copyright.PENANAczSIFsTSgS
「阿初,你幾十歲人喇,仲扮乜鬼嘢可愛啊?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAAPv4RQH2YD
「哈哈,見返師兄你,就好似返去細個嗰陣咁,記唔記得我哋一齊學打野豬啊?」665Please respect copyright.PENANADvSqLX3YZe
「哈哈,記得,當年你俾野豬追到喊丫嘛!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA8FVQL9BI4U
「喂!!!你哋有冇當過我存在嫁?」余二十大嗌。665Please respect copyright.PENANAC79IelNldt
「哈哈,係啊,係啊,當年隻野豬成隻人咁大啊,點會唔驚啊?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAHH98zKtl00
「真係好懷念啊。」達叔搲搲個頭。665Please respect copyright.PENANAsEmRUD2Pgg
「我頂你哋個肺丫,真係當我冇到!靚仔!」余二十突然向我大嗌。665Please respect copyright.PENANAhnc7phLv91
「想點啊,粉腸?」我問。665Please respect copyright.PENANABMLlF1ZX3d
「丫!太好喇,終於有人理吓我喇,好!我就饒你不死。」665Please respect copyright.PENANApK5QEZ9W7f
「咁SO?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAEOTlZjUZeR
「就係咁SO,不過…我饒你,我D徙弟未必饒你噃,嘻嘻嘻…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAdI3tik2HBH
「咁你即係想點啫?」我一線眼啤住佢。665Please respect copyright.PENANAvkihIZdaby
「兩旁D石像,閒閒地都有千幾二千個,佢哋都係我D徙弟。」665Please respect copyright.PENANA8ltiy3LsQc
「咩你咁奇怪,鍾意收石頭做徙弟嘅?」665Please respect copyright.PENANA9kzcgID0LZ
「石頭!?哈哈哈,石頭只係佢哋表面…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAaRfAscJsxY
「表面!?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAtC5rlOwN2s
「佢哋裡面都係活生生嘅內臟,我幫佢哋換晒做石頭外殼咋,哈哈哈。」665Please respect copyright.PENANA7vlrgy1uOm
佢講到咁,我忍唔住望一望D石像,又真係好似有生命咁,突然有D心寒添…665Please respect copyright.PENANANJlpbx3XSk
「喂,野狼嗰次呢,你記唔記得啊?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAb6mZ50XTMv
「記得,咬甩你條褲嗰次丫嘛,哈哈哈哈…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAq42M01E4IX
佢哋兩條友竟然仲講緊陳年舊事,可唔可以專重吓呢個咁嚴肅嘅戰場啊。665Please respect copyright.PENANAv6YYqOdNhc
「喂!到我頂你兩個唔順喇!尊重吓人哋得唔得啊?人哋雖然係粉腸啫!但係都有阿媽生嫁!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAEFJQVfl49W
「你肯定?!」佢哋兩個突然超齊咁另個頭過嚟問我。665Please respect copyright.PENANAmwk5bgo4tr
「你哋啱,我唔肯定。」我淆底,所以咁講。665Please respect copyright.PENANAxydZOvELHj
「好啦!我哋兩師兄弟打余二十,你就同你隻狗仔打佢徒弟啦!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA28nMsw3knG
「你哋就二打一,我就二打一千?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAsEtzBM1OTe
「咁你係咪想同余二十打丫?」665Please respect copyright.PENANALpC434UNZQ
「我…我意思係你哋咁「高手」,係咪一個打余二十,一個打徒弟好D啊?」665Please respect copyright.PENANAt9TYAZ4rfW
「咁你仲有乜嘢用啊?」佢哋齊聲。665Please respect copyright.PENANAxMNj0333fs
身為一個男人,俾人咁串法,我冇辦法唔發脾四潑出去,一個人去一抽一千…665Please respect copyright.PENANALFsvtOwXdg
「放心啦!你有「慧眼」,一定夠打嘅,就當練習吓啦!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA93Sik4j0uL
又係一番唔負責任嘅說話,唉…665Please respect copyright.PENANAqKa8NhPdK7
「石兵啟動,幫我處理咗呢個小朋友佢!」余二十大嗌。665Please respect copyright.PENANAONeViZoJZG
我見到兩旁嘅石像郁起嚟,仲向我衝埋嚟…665Please respect copyright.PENANAR0TDr7kMwq
「三尖兩刃槍!居居!變身!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAocrJNPh5Ho
我喺個袋抆返「龍也」俾我嗰條「芝士腸」嚟用…665Please respect copyright.PENANArzgsih3fhH
再叫埋「居居」變身白色巨獅…665Please respect copyright.PENANA46cPB3Y5VJ
(呯呯 ~ 叭叭 ~ 呯呯 ~ 叭叭 ~)665Please respect copyright.PENANAnSunkBHrX4
我哋一隻一隻咁打開佢哋,但係佢哋唔似之前見過嘅石像鬼怪咁廢,有D仲…665Please respect copyright.PENANAy4rI68T9LD
「我頂!識得出妖術火球嚟遠攻我嘅,有D又用水術,整到個地濕Q晒…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAXPAYRhlX5H
我唯有盡力去避…665Please respect copyright.PENANAwQnu495KRQ
「嘩,唔係啊?D水仲要喺下身出…會唔會有D嘔心啊?丫!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAOgZTRBqWsf
我唔小心跣低埋,佢哋仲即刻幾個火球掟埋我度…665Please respect copyright.PENANAUd3ErWQ2It
「居居」已經幫我擋咗幾個,但係無奈真係太多…665Please respect copyright.PENANAxi2Lso2R7x
我只好訓咗喺地下,合埋雙眼,諗住要硬食其中一個火球…665Please respect copyright.PENANAj4ff1ovhUw
(蕉 ~!)665Please respect copyright.PENANAgQc4lDYyeT
………665Please respect copyright.PENANA1qyuxRfW8o
兩秒之後,我擘大返對眼…665Please respect copyright.PENANARcJm7MKSU4
「點解頭先個火球冇打中我嫁?」665Please respect copyright.PENANA3yBM7O1lGC
「汪~!汪~!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA3tAZ3DeJEj
「居居」話我聽我頭頂有D嘢,係佢救咗我…665Please respect copyright.PENANA7KqKf2ig61
我見痕痕地,所以就隊隻手上去搲,點知…665Please respect copyright.PENANA9hFG3vsCY8
我喺頭頂度捉咗「鬼太郎」個老豆落嚟啊!665Please respect copyright.PENANAhcDoCe46Ck
「你…你係?」我呆咗咁問佢。665Please respect copyright.PENANA7dagKbgNwU
「我叫悉英雄,「慧眼」悉英雄!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAqmnJtTbxPP
呢一吓,我唔知好嬲定好笑,但係,我決定咁做…665Please respect copyright.PENANA9INISI57jF
「英雄,靠晒你喇!」我一手就將佢掟咗去最多石像遠攻兵嗰度…665Please respect copyright.PENANAyuPEUPPOnX
(蕉~~~~~!) 一條黃光射線攪掂咗一大堆石像怪。665Please respect copyright.PENANAyNqrxvCshG
「點睇啊,主人?我係咪好勁先?」佢叉住條腰懶醒咁問我。665Please respect copyright.PENANA5ANiUI4JOj
「勁就勁,但係可唔可以唔好咁X-MEN啊?」665Please respect copyright.PENANANULTzWIrtl
「好!唯命是從!呢招肯定冇正派用過,最少冇我咁恐怖…」665Please respect copyright.PENANAvwxUUKvgeC
「無,限,眼,分,身!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA9azQoaPuX3
「我頂!」真係好Q恐怖啊,佢D眼球仲多過海水,將D石像沖晒去冇底深淵…665Please respect copyright.PENANA6GFt4lDk9n
「夠喇!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAuUHav1ew9w
眼球海好快就聽我指令消失晒,場內亦只淨返唔夠十分一嘅石像怪…665Please respect copyright.PENANA9G6O5z6rHx
而家可以慢慢打,順便可以睇吓「達叔」同「光管陳」佢哋打成點…665Please respect copyright.PENANAAuEf4Q5Y5K
但係估唔到…665Please respect copyright.PENANA7WavrytawH
佢哋兩個竟然處於下風!?665Please respect copyright.PENANA5ENWrYAnBO
我見到余二十就企喺度奸笑,而佢哋就單腳跪低咗,口邊仲有D血絲…665Please respect copyright.PENANAlfO1JsrrKU
「點啊?我嘅「魔雨斜照」勁唔勁啊?避到咁多你哋都算唔錯嫁喇!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAIvnYvXpZGH
余二十一副不可一世嘅衰樣,但係究竟佢點樣傷「達叔」同「光管陳」嘅呢?665Please respect copyright.PENANAdQLLRSVbGg
「嘻,頭先我哋淨係避,當然咁啦,而家到我哋出招喇!」「光管陳」講。665Please respect copyright.PENANA21VZUuGM5E
「鍾馗應該唔夠打喇,一出就出D硬嘢啦!火鳳仙人!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAKnEcb4VzER
(縫~~~!)665Please respect copyright.PENANAdJEFx8udAU
「嘩!」呢吓我嗌嘅。665Please respect copyright.PENANAPcieFc03KV
火光紅紅,霸氣十足,「光管陳」「縫」一聲變咗隻火雞…665Please respect copyright.PENANALgSu8zgcy4
丫,唔係,係鳳凰,D頭飾﹑身上裝飾同佢件飲衫,完全唔知邊度嚟…665Please respect copyright.PENANADTY8JT5Ira
唔知係咪請神送嘅呢?但係真係…真係太有型喇!665Please respect copyright.PENANA5WPgeKpMk9
紅衣金線,怒髮沖冠,雙手配上唔襯佢嘅大舊肌肉…665Please respect copyright.PENANA7mzrxnt9dE
再加上佢擺起側身另側頭嘅甫士,真係…665Please respect copyright.PENANA1BruKfbZKq
另一邊,又係咁樣,「達叔」已經唔係「達叔」,而家變咗做「達摩」…665Please respect copyright.PENANAUnxrZ37UkH
人變身佢變身,變出一個光頭,最攞命就係佢光頭得嚟,都仲咁有型…665Please respect copyright.PENANATvFFgm3dyK
「你哋想點啊?」余二十問。665Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7uuHwwnVI
「純粹擺返個靚甫士,吸引D女粉絲!」佢哋齊聲。665Please respect copyright.PENANAPpTYlqsI4R
「咁打得未啊?」我大嗌!665Please respect copyright.PENANAZpNJe7mMgz
之後,「達叔」首先出手…665Please respect copyright.PENANA98N3lVVONP
「達摩神掌!」一吓打埋去余二十度…665Please respect copyright.PENANASv64lOmuCZ
「魔雨斜照!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAdA8ENXA8jj
原來呢招會令佢身體斜成影狀,對手打唔到佢之餘,仲可以迅間移位。665Please respect copyright.PENANAz04BMPgyNw
「哼,你以為達摩神掌就係咁簡單咩?混元結氣!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAzoq0WTIfHf
「達叔」將手掌轉一轉,四周圍能量聚結,佢再一吓…665Please respect copyright.PENANAoMkikPOaSO
「神掌破曉!」一吓直掌震返埋去余二十度…665Please respect copyright.PENANAyvkYiACoFl
「哇丫~!」仲將佢打到飛起…665Please respect copyright.PENANAQhBd05hEaB
「到我喇!」「光管陳」大嗌。665Please respect copyright.PENANAhZZ27lH89h
「直刺式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAsDJOObrqV8
「橫削式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAOTR7dAPxFX
「斜斬式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANADp7hbZhWQO
「旋風式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAd49AfaYGvg
「順劈式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAq9kJf3la7D
「拖劍式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANA8F5bmUNEwS
「推刃式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANACV9Y7aQlbW
「狗仔式!」665Please respect copyright.PENANABK3vNi6Af7
「你識我唔識!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAbARfCkn7Qc
「我問你啊!你,識,唔,識,啊!」665Please respect copyright.PENANAtNriLWGohC
佢一吓二吓打到余二十由粉腸變咗做腸粉,再變成油炸鬼咁…665Please respect copyright.PENANAQuYamg90S7
(待續)665Please respect copyright.PENANANxKCtTmbqj
下集預告︰665Please respect copyright.PENANAqrczFnLfod
你竟然將沙婆婆變成咁?665Please respect copyright.PENANAi5TEbTBpMr
註解︰665Please respect copyright.PENANAPknYErLQgL
(1) SO — Jetso,即係著數。665Please respect copyright.PENANA3sPXnjDixt
(2) 發脾四 — 發脾氣,發嬲。665Please respect copyright.PENANAMzl2l7hBJL
(3) 潑出去 — 豁出去。665Please respect copyright.PENANAdb5IVwbxeE
(4)「鬼太郎」個老豆 — 《鬼太郎》係日本漫畫,講打妖怪嘅,主角個名叫鬼太郎,係一個成日著住傳統日本木屐嘅男仔,至於佢老豆就係一隻眼球連住個細身體咁,成日匿喺「鬼太郎」D頭髮裡面嘅。665Please respect copyright.PENANAJKMGy9rTtB
(5) X-MEN — 外國英雄漫畫。喺呢個故裡面其實係講緊呢套漫畫裡面嘅其中一隻角色,叫做鐳射眼,光線由雙眼射出,用嚟殺敵嘅。665Please respect copyright.PENANAuBNK6BP2vg
(6) 硬嘢 — 較強勁的東西。665Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZITgsDRCA
(7) 達摩 — 佛教中國禪宗第一代祖師。665Please respect copyright.PENANAPM9zuFWuMM