第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0aynkuY9O
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb0qyvzwSj
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wfVtmKxhe
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAAiuZ23ng
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwCCwXBXkb
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20D4kNxeSF
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEcLbLhjk6
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUhaEp0eFD
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZQsoX9dTT
佢啤住我一陣…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhygqkmXLU
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x3opCfKU8
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BYsGnj1mS
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TnEgBtjAo
「係啊！吹咩！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJytk0aKhl
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEtlBwAB7s
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCFlyjSnTk
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALbUiErEoX
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uEb988meJ
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f20kEJv6L
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZBty11EFa
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNhx7X21cL
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGHgGqG0NA
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaggLww2Oy
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjx4Jj2H86
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXkCjc6A6f
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vz4Fjcg8G
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhK3WaNh48z
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAyuDyPZPm
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBryEXO1cjU
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjwcq1tCAa
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcS541QGc1
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkgfR9K2zw
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyG6sg0QOW
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuudhohyY55
「不過咩啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFFMOwq08Z
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABd5LIdvXq
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcV6bJ8E82
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIueLwaDDY
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjan6NRQ33
「喺我個胃度！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCYWOoe5Qo
「我真係…」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTXZjcWf2Z
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaGTnxQ16l
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoL85Co2w2
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXgs4sKqvf
「井底！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXiLFGZxfe
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ghc6O0e4w
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuJfkjzlor
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfjPQ4krjS
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLFNvILEH1
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6M5Z4bQHN
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNJB1DpyPp
「你去死啦！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Tq46dhx8w
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfygCvY4UP
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt9N6Zss4D
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GvblJRWwD
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdpHGU7VP9
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZHWBxomG7
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVnr10n9DD
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXa26GBJJx
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2wphY4mhO
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb1KDqASEH
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EEnyE80vK
「乜事啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHuTwZi9Hv
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfZCX9xph9
「吓！哇丫！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XX2DgA3gp
………767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6MgM9rgV2
我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGJOTv8MQB
「十里洋腸！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtytxUrHDXJ
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTiE1N4TL8
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDxiONq01r
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc02J20j6K3
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rBIb4JJCT
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9oCF4JPwE
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCXwoWGjJE
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKjcd2jgkm
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0S5uuHUHq
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAg4FEdT9Q
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjPyz4CgsM
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bxLguNafY
「呢度！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoALox96s7a
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1rQ6Ek3gU
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe10QeKIU7P
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR5lbnqmHN
我差D就穿煲…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pJOkzbnso
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiyttAKK9K
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dnc3bJc9Y
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKLdcScsxk
定係…我要喺度死呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrTzsiT0Oy
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYzXz0MWLQ
我再行上前一睇…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QaUhsrQZp
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1DDOSLHaX
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCBtRmbbPv
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIPPAfwZDk
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5mQe1ox89
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8BSnXM6Y5
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37gNhxK25h
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86H2KO9Jd7
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uYLQsQjKn
「知道！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVZfMwOdQF
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIkSyg06La
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpVdL61pzG
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1TZp6Nx47
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IyOCXfMql
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj1vV4JUFG
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0U6rf3dKy
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhTFTNpu68
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahPv7APZMM
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4ZDK22vBr
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIUH3sHiRt
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOeWPfNM9c
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYuGjaSKxn
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrXrf1xROI
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fl0m2P9tT
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxJiXxS66W
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh02xd6KNi
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4GCGdePb4
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhQEiuK6mY
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfaMs2BwF7
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8Z61REQne
(待續)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CjJ1thzeX
下集預告︰767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M9oDpfdP8
「天，馬，行，空！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B45RvMu2G
然後按「加至主畫面」