第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEG4J2PmuC
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMX3D6P5Nm
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVoE0ZY2qq
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7XqnH08GI
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0qvq9GMvs
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY1gcpctey
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYvAiRVNH5
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQc8IAeQn0
但係原來…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugbTHlexLy
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIYzNGxCOV
不過…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa12wqg11hI
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfYxVBhH9j
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuOtmJrvQ7
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8LFN9jCFB
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojcYa7QLjA
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG7E235883
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV4ZC0uIo8
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81gK2fY792
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN7nGITdYq
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5u3TCnv0G
「毒河水炮！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ4q9MwJse
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXmY3D0uob
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oDry2v4Vr
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbvQCfq0NG
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpkMkU8p7P
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU5GSGwmt3
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7Xhkzqi6J
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7T10wbwBO
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9TL9UUNWL
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWD9aIhoLh
「衰仔，重色輕我。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IK5Oa8hM0
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eGl3iBpmc
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgvnZ0D9xU
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE11wF6n0uX
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAZ1ykto9M
總算頂得住…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7maDoDZJvs
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjIHRia55O
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82q5ncEST5
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ615zW7e1kr
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobzfILTNZA
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn41fsYpZgM
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzSf2oxg09
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vKszDijJ0
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uOvOEsXAe
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdSwclst0u
「冥河鬼爪~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiscQNzKOdj
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8muZYqAl8s
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4crnbFCXOi
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeRZvKnC8M
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOD5DG3VD3
之後佢雙手合拾…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvsVl8wa2T
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloy1BNRuTg
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOTXjdhmE9
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduNTT6oxXy
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgYZP9bQ3U
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOBS2KHimn
…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HUb3cWRBa
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W1F1Qv0uG
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIFdywfVTF
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9GDtzjjMs
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvStJTunD9m
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpvW88N945
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLmfT51j8R
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ28wbwGiZ
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZwLUPoBG3
攪到呢招成個食物咁。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAKHM66sd6
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5JbBtkQqH
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYlaJeHBNe
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V9UeNrkF3
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI9futs6OY
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8Epi9SEo0
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FDJJxrPdx
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpa3yn6htL
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbGQOLD673
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSZImdE3VD
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zyp8B7KLh
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4deDdKv3t
「好！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKEQvL1XSI
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rFLFMEAC5
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiMgsnifIg
我想回應佢，但係突然…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKmvtmhRam
「哇~丫~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t9ufF7hCn
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCXUji773n
吞咗「春麗」！？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKsYvIRYwW
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKB8Q5RLTx
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACv3xhX7dG
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqvyQ62sqz
…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwfxqACUE8
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffVrPQGfu6
「哇~丫~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLdez1m742
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lJWfl1jk9
嚇到跌咗入井…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1Q6mdWG0n
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatcHc2osTe
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWheF40qz0
(噗~！)721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XvEmxIB0q
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBFwLiIgfe
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizuc55pttg
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkb0PhjHa0
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcxMzPCp9V
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0hS42AzRo
過咗一陣…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew6oSgQbIx
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ldhT4Hn2v
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwhHPCEtwz
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tif5yxG8U
我真係俾佢激到想死！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtovWt2P0hA
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcm5nHF5Rr
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRtUfS3cIp
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIRj5bNcOC
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFeSo7p7vU
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXmYdfexHr
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsMSDjqaad
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdBi0I34Vj
我連繩頭都見唔到。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzwHBeDSUQ
「駁！長！D！啦！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EeIoO6UEz
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAagfOWbVp
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MR9hq7UY7
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrSkhdZjfA
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxplHL83fd
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1h6P7i2eZ
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzee8HosLL
「你踩完未啊？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ7UAjqFT3
我…踩完未？唔通…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UhmwTlPTK
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi13YNOSWnx
(待續)721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGJrt8BfjA
下集預告︰721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY0cQvhgaS
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUcByyOr8G
註解︰721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NBfNpXSrP
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V85HbqAfE
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuOi37AauP
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