第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBOsx03P4R
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGX8rYS1rz
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8iQS5dZZm
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDwzwEf9AP
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9Bi8xdDyt
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuzAXse4S6
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE4JAa8SLG
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOLlvGVGfg
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeDAYuRXoD
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEH9XMmsXg
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tI92ba94A
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLLFivo6sO
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMUdRLrrec
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLblXSZLQI
「大師兄！？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPl0TvcMrg
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENnL1sWb12
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8d0dn9Rqt
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW83bhcYNJY
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF96ochDS9V
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmxNcVVonA
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWlYbpXlno
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Dj9OWCZC
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vs660hY3s
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj8Ns456vF
妖。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjdJ24pzZQ
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohzcMU6wZY
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ3RYWPChV
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS79v2Sjn3A
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KSUqgS39x
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cQDHi6u6U
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWbaHZRlq7
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9da4QC0yT8
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gCkf0wBjq
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeGDjj0T61
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgmhtIfho3
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPjuQjeOkR
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJW0dsULT9
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHBfVxC3Lv
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKdupIds8s
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLQ5Xg6VBL
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTaQ7bK4BA
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxmlcMnOPi
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSLUnpnh9n
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN46DtdZxoe
咦，唔係噃！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCu7zrBORu
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kXySYDQ2A
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCgPYyay2s
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi365aKZJwR
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7h4tV9U64
「河童」收完水就咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXOb357sZp
「河，童，水，炮！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz08A6fjA2k
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhYtUlnlGW
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz6ocerqmJ
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PZkEwrcTa
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9qgUaduhE
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YqEWLk6uF
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypdcdm414H
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4q6GORzkn
成班西人仲暈晒添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RdUPPUMis
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAubQPCyvr
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwVN6t7mJu
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAigJ7sZOW
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz375WJHI1h
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiuSOqYcOM
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOAWkxjit8
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3VHOckk2L
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosi5D5BU04
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7eNOnjppu
………818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZjvQBUA2Z
返到落去…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd4miQsjEu
「救命啊！救命啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOlEDPAWSr
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt2vOHqwxY
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOx7xYDnxr
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5iTv7YDj7
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYPxsbOLHU
「丫~！丫~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz6Fwh89HZ
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4nHRxAmZ3
「丫~！丫~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9gPd7uGwI
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cj63T6jWS
「丫~！丫~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NtuVegKMd
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9rNeoyfne
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdMyU2QMgw
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAPSMz2jSn
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSpWHsi8lK
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsQdWGDR6C
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkIzsBrjXq
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLCtl2keKO
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2BA4sYwRq
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPFpeRsLgN
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGaI8gMG6T
係阿輝啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpaM3ABjA1
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgOB7E2YPn
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNsphoclir
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZIK7z08lg
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbKSQcQaCO
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSzn7EjhMd
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIR4OkJIUY
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYxWi8iBi0
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3mgIOx83e
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV14tJBmPqW
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN33mS7pR1f
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF7UOfHUNJ
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNdDcIbpBa
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDmp4Z2jVA
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU4tt6vICR
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R1MHp2mZC
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWibKeXSh8
(待續)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGt4pRN278
下集預告︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEygUSnyLoQ
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx2azMFuqA
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