第068集 ~ 明︰阿公啊！點解啊？…13樓又乜事啊？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRtr0uKRrB
我呆咗咁，一直企喺大堂度，諗住小倩…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXxTLEtCKM
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到我回過神嚟，望一望四周圍，原來佢哋都已經走晒嚧…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvUei5ncHs
淨係返得阿妮同「喪狗」喺度…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAYRZCjWhl
不過好快佢哋都諗住離我而去，阿妮佢竟然拉咗「喪狗」入…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGMpbpSACL
殘廁！？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWDS3vZI7F
光天化日之下，竟然可以俾個咁靚嘅女仔強姦…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb1UmGWYaa
「喪狗」佢都真係行運行到腳趾尾喇。不過…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EFe0PRraw
我竟然連呢D咁精彩嘅嘢都冇去八卦，不過其實點解佢哋唔好好地搵個房呢？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH6FXAxGHk
唉…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LMwmUYEui
我都冇心機理佢哋，之後，我就咁自己一個靜靜地搭(車立)返上12樓…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK5Ii95YIf
我突然諗到，不如去一去班衰仔個房睇吓，睇吓會唔會玩一陣，心情會好D啦。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS8tBz2tAx
點知去到門口，聽到佢哋好嘈，我已經唔想入去…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYOn3G8VT4
所以咪好自閉咁一個人返自己房諗住訓囉。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGLkWlFeu6
我去到自己房門口，聽到裡面有D雜聲…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLDyNBoFps
唔通係「細鬼」！？佢竟然咁乖咁早返房訓？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oENstzLHt
唔通佢都見到阿公？仲同佢傾緊計？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtkcOHmejw
我竟然有返D好奇心，所以我咪靜靜雞俟埋道門度偷聽囉…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWL2EGaWA5
「大波兄，你係咪傻咗啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcdbvWZ0DS
「你唔好理我啦！我都係想完吓我嘅心願啫！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKh7mGJnkQ
原來係「光管陳」同阿公講緊嘢，仲有好似有少少激動咁添。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOonz16XBQm
「咩心願啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbVgYQKfW8
「我得一粒孫，佢一出世，我就有個心願，就係想睇住佢成人。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCnNfREaOG
「你都睇到佢而家十八歲啦，成咗人啦，做咩仲唔去投胎啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qpxPO2t45
聽到呢度，我覺得好愕然…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdAp581LNj
阿公唔係講過話佢下面識人，排咗個快期，一個月後先投胎咩？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVJmIHY5Cw
「我講緊佢結婚啊！未結婚點算成人呢？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX4DC6FHfM
「結婚！？快極都要D時間啦！邊可能趕得切啊！加上你呢次唔去，可能要排期排到2047年嫁！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuOZEQFm8I
「四十七年啫！我等得嘅！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAFCLlgWOA
「唉…你咁硬頸，睇嚟我都係勸你唔掂嫁喇…」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJSf1mtFAN
(嚓嚓~！嘭~！)850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35k6saHpw3
我終於忍唔住，插卡，推門，衝咗入去！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjdx6lZupl
「阿公！你…你傻嫁咩！？點解…點解要咁為我啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ8OwU4JEC
我本來已經唔係好開心，仲要聽到阿公佢…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYvAhHpVas
佢為我而放棄投胎機會，我真係含住兩包眼淚…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7WgI14bbV
「你…你點解喺度嫁？你聽到晒？」阿公咁問，仲好快就諗住兜返添。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStQ2a2qTPW
「哈哈哈哈，傻仔嚟嘅，我同你陳老師綵排嘅鬼節個話劇喳嘛，咪當真先得嫁，我講過…」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6sMA93gkt
「唔係囉，阿明你都聽到晒啦，我都勸佢勸到冇力喇，你嚟啦！」「光管陳」突然插嘴。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxoJCI6eim
「哎吔，呢個時候你先嚟踢爆我，我…」阿公講。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78z6T0kwVg
「唔關「光管陳」事，你究竟最遲幾時要投胎啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIFRpMuG3F
我緊張到乜都唔理喇，連「光管陳」三個字都講咗出嚟。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4C97oIztv
「Eee…」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrkMdmfdbw
「講啊！」我含住眼淚咁大嗌。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JC1eYwGAQ
「明仔啊，唔好咁惡鬧公公啦，講咪講囉，聽晚搭正凌晨啊，離而家仲有成日嫁！」阿公佢咁回應。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1GScTHRaM
「咁好啦，而家你返去下面等啦。」我冷靜咁回應佢。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP37n3fyfwc
「咪住先！咦…」阿公突然大嗌，仲好專心咁望住我個樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt323bax719
「你係咪要我後悔一世啊！？」我繼續鬧阿公。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobtgeAC2u6
「鳳初兄，你睇吓明仔個樣。似唔似啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC67GEnQEhb
「似唔似D咩啊？」我講。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62w2vXq6HK
「咦，係噃！你個衰仔眼犯桃花，面泛紅光咁，係咪識到女仔啊？」「光管陳」問我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCUnvJTJpB
「你…你…你哋又知嘅？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuEM16Tuya
「睇你個姣樣就知啦！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdIF6yKR6X
「咁…咁又點啫？你都係要去投胎啊！唔好叉開話題！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKla3sjn3V
「我唔制啊！聽日之前你要介紹你女朋友仔我識，唔係我就唔投胎！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVgUeIgIo1
阿公竟然咁講，我有D尷尬，不過如果真係可以，我都真係想做得到。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9wVOfOR6D
「好！好啊！哈哈哈哈！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMp4HRUmGT
連「光管陳」都幫嗌「好」，我點可以唔應承丫，但係…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZOfMISFLO
小倩佢會唔會…我可唔可以…唉…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRzzhzrPF9
………850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL45bKSN73
(嘭~！)850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDZU7nQk0s
我哋道門突然被打開…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh41S7AfOb
「喂！大件事喇！有嘢睇啊！」原來係「細鬼」。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwLt6i0ERk
「你又闖咩禍啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQggXOL5IK
「唔係啊！頭先我見到一大班傳教士上咗13樓啊！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hXyEkeycQ
「你點知啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG7y5vjdX7
「我頭先去買鹹書，點知見到大堂好多西人，成大班傳教士想密謀做嘢咁，咪走去偷聽佢哋做乜囉，點知原來佢哋一早約好咗話要上13樓驅鬼喎，仲有添啊，原來成日喺樓下嗰兩個西人好有來頭嫁，係歐洲數一數二嘅驅鬼大師嚟嫁，而家佢哋同3樓﹑6樓班傳教士一齊上晒13樓啊！你哋去唔去睇吓啊？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NR1ez01pM
「你有咁好英文聽得咁詳細明白咩？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJXKXt3U0Y
「第二樣嘢我唔敢講，我三歲就睇AV，畢身志願就係要做AV男優，所以英文同日文，簡直就係我母語！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW0M0fFmLL
「希望你有志者，事竟成啦吓！我哋一齊上去睇吓啦！不過等等…」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPnGnKljvh
「大波兄，你唔好上去，有我得嫁喇！你係鬼，我驚節外生枝啊！」「光管陳」講完之前嗰句，另轉身同阿公講。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaVkzWWlc8
「OK！咁你幫我睇住明仔。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYxiiCdUbQ
「細鬼」睇唔到阿公，佢個樣好奇怪「光管陳」做緊乜。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3oVJODOSk
「出發啦！望！有乜好望啫！？喂，係啊！唔好同其他人講，我哋幾個上去就好！」「光管陳」向住「細鬼」講。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNTVcAOjkP
………850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4O5rm0idK
我哋諗住行樓梯上去，但係原來呢度後樓梯係冇樓梯嘅，真係講出嚟都有D怪。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2CeOHahFD
但係…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zg7yx54NM
唔知點解「光管陳」做個手印之後，樓梯就出現咗喇…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeMWzPIeOW
我哋就係咁行呢條樓梯上去…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0tebK5mJ2
一上到去，我就見到…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBi2ysxBeq
呢層嘅環境好奇怪，冇房嘅，係一個圓型好大嘅大廳…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrTNKQ7FbL
似係俾人團體活動用嘅地方，就連燈光都好似「的士高」咁…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbTP9BtwVq
而家喺我哋前面嘅係一大堆背住我哋嘅傳教士。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4xW6MiSxJ
我喺傳教士人罅中望出去，見到佢哋對面就係一大堆…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EUYuNS1X5
鬼怪！？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbxVFR5BAq
有幾隻典型白衣長髮女鬼，有D有角嘅裸男，有D螢光青色飄吓飄吓嘅靈魂…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqXV9muhv2
仲有好多好多隻唔同嘅鬼怪，而傳教士們就好似做好作戰準備咁，每人都手執一本聖經，或者攞住個十字架…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOWeKJKLFo
但係奇怪嘅係，D鬼怪完全冇理佢哋，繼續自己…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9flAPFo9c8
似乎係享樂緊，佢哋好似平凡人咁玩緊喳嘛，冇乜問題丫。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1wS1L7md4
呢度好大，傳教士同D鬼怪有D距離…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3PE3AIgMc
「喂，阿明，你睇到D乜啫，點解好似咁凝重咁嘅？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yelrtIOoa
「細鬼」咁問，我先記得，原來佢未開法眼，睇唔到D鬼怪，我亦都因為咁，諗到點解D鬼怪見唔到班傳教士喇！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnoffPoyGd
係因為「隱身咒」啊！我估傳教士係用咗唔知乜方法做咗D同「隱身咒」一樣效果嘅嘢。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd3jugsQCV
咦，傳教士出手喇喎…佢哋…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8pynKU4H6
唔係用聖經，唔係讀經文，係揸住D銀棒…追住D鬼怪嚟打…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GZK8OuNFd
「哇丫~！哇丫~！哇丫~！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DrMqYf3hQ
「丫~！丫~！丫~！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkFgCwwsEv
「嗚哇~！嗚哇~！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfFcH7m8o3
一遍哀號，全場…感覺…都好奇怪…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc78IT4zWix
我本來以為只有鬼怪會去破壞人類嘅和平，但係…原來…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAymGIJfDaR
人類都會咁樣對待鬼怪…我唔知呢堆鬼怪有冇做過咩錯事，但係…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR7XjkLIUc
我而家親眼所見…呢堆傳教士…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvKTX5CylE
根本唔係我所認識嘅人類…我突然覺得好心寒…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXvqrIWcJt
亦都覺得班鬼怪好慘…我真係好想去救佢哋…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uSkn22g39
「黐線架？黐線嫁！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2IuKtVG9a
我真係衝咗前去，推走D傳教士，仲阻咗佢哋打D鬼怪。點知…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHp9fKAOet
呢班西人，連…連我都打埋，其中四個將我監生噤喺地下…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUJz9xBMtr
再衝咗一個埋嚟，成支銀棒向我兜頭打落嚟！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEDujQqKcI
(啪~！噗~！碰~！躂~！嘭~！)850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu29odxrRd
「光管陳」五吓將佢哋打開晒。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5xCiyHdXU
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4cFtMwpH2
我只係相信一樣嘢，鬼不犯我，點解我哋要犯佢哋啊？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAqsP90avx
(待續)850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6NcpyEhdV
下集預告：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRC4l2GfFi
到我醒返之後，我發現自己唔知身處喺邊…850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAR4U0tYc4
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