第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEMiJgqPpE
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQw3EzviDk
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kaMOCBC6N
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYApvLMceAW
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn21bvzz3Gm
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgnezBcRZa
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRD1b8fdQK
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrbEZV2eQs
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3FVzlDXyQ
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm37FwQGvp
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FanIC7Kwy
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc24DMkugK
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QPRSX4C9c
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdWlxZdsse
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxnzr5lMVA
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueQTSUhOA2
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R6oVO9y8V
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZyvKBhNKD
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PfCbEkV8R
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtN2VwSt9G
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UPSbdKRcP
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CUCuLpbX2
「你又識咩？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEG7vnsYvZ
「唔識。」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIUdE8pJN0
「哈哈哈！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XtkthSoGX
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjudko3AgMM
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaImLEubyII
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvfYhBv0Wl
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D20yFMqoj
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImDPoAGdd8
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLhF152LgN
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQORh9UQlo
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCrJ8ss614
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuXP5oxoe9
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPS5v6qiiT
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAoH7iUJZq
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS0ZEHAhqr
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgBtcyppLs
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJqLkWIMT0
「阿公！？阿公！？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LcNhkw0cT
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJxG9spJ5v
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5iAW546FS
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e99bGDvdE
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp1ac89eXr
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3SIqrRgX4
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLQeDNRNkv
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHEJKR9hLV
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUH6JDrXXe
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw4aI2xNOi
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hXV4hPTjR
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UOzrueFai
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dH9CjISh9
「哇丫！哇丫！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8XDXa16ii
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L5SFGjrE9
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb6cKNdmo6
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I6qqd9gmv
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcU1Mm0Ggt
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3D5SZqJv8
場面怪異中帶D寒意…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLR4kUzM8a
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd5wiz3npj
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG3WagsOwa
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgFFvsz5oL
「停止呼吸！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ080MnacZ6J
「扮同類啦！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGad41SsE1B
「仲講，走啦！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGIg4X53oo
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA2g77R2EP
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcO0D2ymYS
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatatLhLiW1
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFkfZg3svP
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0QrDrXeoc
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CuU4bIU88
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOPP7HZBbN
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX99rBulGi8
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXUfQZMxVB
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUQdjOQsLe
(呯嘭~！)853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUkv3KBr6i
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWgThG5HDM
我頂！853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSih9JSn7Q4
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6aZrHbpGb
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBPhjHECKZ
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvb6Biv9nW
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmszs2XkZH
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkIsJ6C0xk
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC6A1YAGhx
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNFoc5IG1f
「鳳凰擺架！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTS1z59l8j
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fq6y70gsX
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH25EWShA7h
「大波翻雲破！」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkiDSuVYSM
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XIIG1Gw7C
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y54T7VBcz
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAZkLz95Gp
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngqJOkH0MD
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblnM3iZqra
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsNr2ZK4Ds
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIScpyjTmrF
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDaSApdTOp
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKky2enuYkZ
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJybl2XUnh
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw45SmSiaYO
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqHz9caWyL
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxID8Xd7zVJ
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3olqTkP0bw
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcTvmzZVus
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gRGNEVCOf
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wijoQYT2E
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcgx1lfxi6
「判官？」我問。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmbnGAwd3H
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WIuUjOMQt
(待續)853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZbnJFjkOy
下集預告︰853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg64zVVMgfP
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」853Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6PDLhqG2g
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