第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇!(一)612Please respect copyright.PENANAkoddzv6chi
點解係個「米」字?冇錯,就係我米米蓮。612Please respect copyright.PENANARdmlpLwSQj
(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩?)612Please respect copyright.PENANAzWQFigPpyK
死咗一個我,仲有千千萬萬個我。612Please respect copyright.PENANAEmkU7IWIpk
(大家表示無言。)612Please respect copyright.PENANAe5Gvg418QJ
既然大家都冇嘢講,咁我就繼續講喇。612Please respect copyright.PENANAKQFUlZZJ9A
上一集阿欣講到,阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…612Please respect copyright.PENANAENdwKNSWwP
(發哥未死嫁喎,你咒佢呀?唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊?)612Please respect copyright.PENANA3K3SeEAKko
我當然唔會咒我偶像啦,發哥亦只會係得一個…612Please respect copyright.PENANAa1Q4SHDovf
但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…612Please respect copyright.PENANA8V3Ss5L8eA
「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦!612Please respect copyright.PENANAngz6yeI74P
阿明佢變過高進,再變過MARK哥,之後仲要變埋許文強…612Please respect copyright.PENANA2v8nORU8WO
究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢?612Please respect copyright.PENANAotkrN12Uoq
當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…612Please respect copyright.PENANAx98LulSljo
阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—612Please respect copyright.PENANAZJreqyoxVi
「死啫,大家唔使怕,死咗咪升仙囉,睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAYYXVEMpfGp
就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAyt4xeI7dTG
「冇錯,就係做過,仲一係唔做,一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAKB7GEGnosn
「冇理由,我都係睇發哥大嘅,發哥邊有做過神仙!」「地魔」似乎唔相信。612Please respect copyright.PENANA1eiotz8V7O
「你當然冇睇過啦,因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上,我都係唔賣關子喇,冇錯,就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」!」阿明回應。612Please respect copyright.PENANAbgwejOTGMT
「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…612Please respect copyright.PENANAyMcCd97By4
「「二郎神」都唔夠我打,你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟!?你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAeMUYz2HeHC
「我冇攪笑,「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個,佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解,佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAHCpr05JtJW
「哈哈哈,你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我,好!我就讓你三劍,嚟啦!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAcQIDzEJS92
「你話嫁咋,唔好後悔啊!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ53vTYAmF
阿明一講完呢句,身上立即發出閃耀金光,就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…612Please respect copyright.PENANA1YSq8fQ3WQ
皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…612Please respect copyright.PENANAK54CkIvFI4
佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。612Please respect copyright.PENANAgH1JftxFRO
金光環繞「九陽草薙」,力量龐大,旁觀者只可以嘩然…612Please respect copyright.PENANACvdXx6a5gj
至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大,唯有立即就反口…612Please respect copyright.PENANAtXGIOqHdHE
使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…612Please respect copyright.PENANAC3fmOyETdM
「頂你個肺丫!差D俾你一劍隊死我啊!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAVJzDweIHfM
「車,又話讓我三劍,而家第一劍就想反口啊?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAUxDYtsFDLO
「Eee…我冇還擊啊,唔算反口。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAMCLdBYuM8E
「咁再嚟喇喎!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAutMrGCj2BM
之後,阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…612Please respect copyright.PENANAAuS39OHMjv
氣如雲海,劍如雨下…612Please respect copyright.PENANA6yJCfcDzE5
「對唔住喇!我真係要反口喇!你都黐九線嘅,萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦,奧義流鬼影萬人斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAsfdJJv4w7b
刀光連連,氣勢磅礡…612Please respect copyright.PENANAxuzHZeVybH
「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…612Please respect copyright.PENANAThIyZ5hoLH
「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量!睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇,就一口氣拼盡佢啦!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAUT8wOfswYe
「地魔」講完呢句之後,立即用力運勁,將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…612Please respect copyright.PENANAkyGvSDm5OE
再握緊「妖刀村正」,諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…612Please respect copyright.PENANA6qcwRMCLnD
「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA7BEsZGmWyO
「破滅斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANALcC6KcC97u
「爆烈斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAnOE4rk7CAt
「追魂斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAhJwVX9YK98
「百烈斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAnsTLFMki2i
「萬人斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAz6eA3BIP16
「勾魂斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA5dTQ1c8x2a
「左斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAu7CQLlqoB0
「右斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAAzEtB1QTkb
「斜斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAl4q15ka4q5
「橫斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA1wyC32btip
「豎斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAxgrh9r32wz
「旋風斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAES2LY03DiL
阿輝見到情況咁,立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…612Please respect copyright.PENANAHWrHy9RSlo
「直刺式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAiJF7LZgFk0
「橫削式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAKdZTM5C0UB
「斜斬式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAEFcF960yD8
「旋風式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAn6JiNVhcdT
「順劈式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANATJrpWffKeB
「拖劍式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANArEr8m4vH8n
「推刃式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA7NFM6vLcrv
而阿明就…612Please respect copyright.PENANAXVCz04b9RR
「覆雨劍!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAfQhmYADGcu
「翻雲劍!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA7L1Pibi06R
「飛天劍!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAu2Z0sXRObg
「遁地劍!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAxMoea28iRW
「爆烈劍!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAWaPKKYNN64
(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)612Please respect copyright.PENANA5A5rbXo1YL
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)612Please respect copyright.PENANA8UmqobjS2Y
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)612Please respect copyright.PENANArmbtgmtE9M
阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…612Please respect copyright.PENANAGUmp2mf8q2
而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…612Please respect copyright.PENANA9z45zIUeCr
雙方互有攻守,但係始終分唔到勝負,更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…612Please respect copyright.PENANAeVsKYdI6oP
就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…612Please respect copyright.PENANAlUJvZQ7B5y
「哈哈哈,睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」612Please respect copyright.PENANAQgUZvzQedQ
「捱你條命,你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAv8JOK9DC2d
「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAsowadgcFnU
喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」,可惜只係依然得三個字…612Please respect copyright.PENANAGMFAUfIDKO
「神與神。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAienbaE6a2X
但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…612Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ4yxiSalj
「阿明,阿輝,「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊?」佢大大聲咁問。612Please respect copyright.PENANAc9yJFA8JSW
「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。612Please respect copyright.PENANAFWZN00FNUF
「唔係啊,嚟到呢度先教嘅呢!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAlRMagVpKrP
「隱身咒?護身咒?好!我哋試吓啦。」612Please respect copyright.PENANA4a0NxwO4Ln
一講完,阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒,但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…612Please respect copyright.PENANA6IoBIu9Boh
「我哋而家力量相若,的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到,但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊,所以我睇得你哋好清楚,我斬!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAqlgyIofEZz
「阿輝,咁護身咒仲用唔用啊?」阿明問。612Please respect copyright.PENANAy7GYG8kd5s
「傻佬明,你仲想撞埋去呀?」阿輝答。612Please respect copyright.PENANAL41bucmIPy
「妖,你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊?係呢招啊!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAyfaJBn8OzN
阿狗講呢句嘅同時,做咗一個不文手勢…612Please respect copyright.PENANAcLjgaN3v93
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩,但係…612Please respect copyright.PENANAfTlfGPl6We
兩秒之後,佢哋你眼望我眼咁,大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇!612Please respect copyright.PENANAYSebNgg5wP
阿狗講呢句嘅同時,做咗一個不文手勢…612Please respect copyright.PENANAkU7FE4rAz4
起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩,但係…612Please respect copyright.PENANAWcuoyQ0pSC
兩秒之後,佢哋你眼望我眼咁,大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇!612Please respect copyright.PENANAxs7l1lGqQg
「妖,死人狗,你一早諗到又唔講出口!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAxx7xxcFtI8
之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊,好似想飛上天一樣…612Please respect copyright.PENANAr902t2zWt6
而阿明就裝兇作勢,好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…612Please respect copyright.PENANAZvpjUD9f1K
「冇用嫁喇,你哋頭先都殺唔到我,依家力量細咗,仲點樣可以殺到我啊?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAKQvTWyLpOI
「龍飛鳳舞!」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。612Please respect copyright.PENANAmLKZZb0g4f
阿輝飛咗上天,而阿明就衝咗前去…612Please respect copyright.PENANANRFqbgh871
「哈哈哈,又係呢D下三流招式,虹吸!等我撕爛晒你哋啦!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAt08J7hOpAy
「你用埋虹吸就啱喇!光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」612Please respect copyright.PENANAV9X1CFSBWa
「擎,天,式!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAxg3JzcasXf
「咩話?」612Please respect copyright.PENANA2CQBmrffDO
「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…612Please respect copyright.PENANAYBNz3SBHXe
而係去咗地下,而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟,仲要…612Please respect copyright.PENANAuJH1dx7EKI
(插 ~!)612Please respect copyright.PENANAoRcN05aEJa
中正「地魔」下陰…612Please respect copyright.PENANAhYvqfnwLzL
「哇丫~~~~~~!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAPKNF3t9r2w
正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…612Please respect copyright.PENANAwzI1gw0Anq
「地魔」亦唔會例外…612Please respect copyright.PENANA8KE0gZozdE
仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…612Please respect copyright.PENANASuBQ4gX0RN
「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…612Please respect copyright.PENANAbdpYiDN1WH
自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…612Please respect copyright.PENANAr6vyQWpiRo
「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下,而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…612Please respect copyright.PENANA7PNo6aHrfO
佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型,只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…612Please respect copyright.PENANAhjOSu6C45W
真係可以講句,世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…612Please respect copyright.PENANATsCXe1F1nN
佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—612Please respect copyright.PENANAzHI85OhMLJ
「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁?」612Please respect copyright.PENANABk9VlAJD8z
大家都冇答「地魔」,只有佢出聲…612Please respect copyright.PENANA3JGo6s2kXA
「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」612Please respect copyright.PENANA0VTJs0xrbY
大家都好錯愕,另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…612Please respect copyright.PENANAKPBeyrGAUm
見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」,原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。612Please respect copyright.PENANAUHCF5ArnNY
「點…點解你要背叛我?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAY16wU3NJGN
「因為你自把自為,破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂,香港。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAxo8VCxixRI
今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」,我諗香港人心中有數…612Please respect copyright.PENANAOSS2YpY0LB
所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他,只係對住「地魔」講︰—612Please respect copyright.PENANAoxe8kkrY3c
「哈哈哈,連你手下都背叛你喇,你仲有咩遺言啊?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAILRE691s5M
「我…我…吊!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA70rmD9ISyz
大家都呆咗半秒…612Please respect copyright.PENANAvwJr4jmZ5p
「咩D人咁衰嫁,臨死都仲要講粗口,教壞細路。」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAg77WYno3Mk
「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAN4R9qgxbBk
「唔該晒啊,師兄,即係其實你一直都係無間道,暗中幫緊我哋呀?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAB7cl5AggiJ
「肥龍大師」咁講,好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。612Please respect copyright.PENANAKOrhhhdh9J
而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。612Please respect copyright.PENANAZprHeAWuKN
大家見現場平靜落嚟,應該所有嘢都告一段落…612Please respect copyright.PENANApuWaJV4NWW
所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐,而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」,點知…612Please respect copyright.PENANACdx4259WQm
突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊,再將佢爪起到半空…612Please respect copyright.PENANAjE7pbVj4XK
而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後,上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人,仲講嘢添…612Please respect copyright.PENANAAF1cHfpHgZ
「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩,我有睇晒,不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇,唔好意思,希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)612Please respect copyright.PENANADtuDtcKMdI
「佢講咩啊?」阿明問。612Please respect copyright.PENANAyd64WuXkaF
「係LUR脷D,仲重低音,但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。612Please respect copyright.PENANA6BAeaaUAKy
「德古拉伯爵」講完之後,就帶走咗「大袋」…612Please respect copyright.PENANAAsfd9SoYlA
因為大家都已經耗盡精力,所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…612Please respect copyright.PENANA2t7tjdcjcS
所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…612Please respect copyright.PENANA76KfmCmPe5
「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手,霧水情緣,黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。612Please respect copyright.PENANABmc8hOibj4
「解籤先生,原來你一早就知會係咁?」欣家姐已經醒咗。612Please respect copyright.PENANARUQZsIjI9L
「唔好意思啊,大妹妹,當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」,但係一來我估唔到咁準,因為不嬲都唔準,點知今次咁準,二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAQNq2LcVRi8
講完之後,欣家姐一臉惘然,冇再出聲,只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…612Please respect copyright.PENANATgQfJYGImz
「好喇,我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇,不如盡快離開呢度先啦!等我開個門啦,異界開門之術!」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。612Please respect copyright.PENANASpH6Vs57x1
大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…612Please respect copyright.PENANASZYIeOAyXk
途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企,問吓香港究竟點樣…612Please respect copyright.PENANA38c8WPj6dn
「喂,我係阿明啊,你係咪阿媽呀?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAHrEA8v2qf1
「唔係,我係你阿爸。」612Please respect copyright.PENANATlVV6hr1D5
「阿爸你冇事丫嘛,阿媽冇事丫嘛,大家冇事丫嘛,香港冇事丫嘛?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAvZWuhWxtPG
「你冇事丫嘛?做咩咁緊張啊?傻仔,保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任,保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任,保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任,你放心去玩得開心D啦,香港有老豆睇住就得喇!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA7SORJTyN96
呢一刻,阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟,亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…612Please respect copyright.PENANABF8VGTyrFu
…612Please respect copyright.PENANADZFWiDip8H
之後,大家終於行返咗去球場…612Please respect copyright.PENANAlbXAtvFtjj
現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…612Please respect copyright.PENANANP13BJBCIC
主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…612Please respect copyright.PENANACLVN0xasc6
「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAMojQMaefGu
「係呢,頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩?我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAnbHxKT6rxe
「係PAKKA嘅術,一時之間,呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAMXw1IFgVjr
「你隻二郎神走咗喇?」阿明再問。612Please respect copyright.PENANAaKrwxu4eVh
「走咗啦,仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。612Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ6NlDq6Ue
「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。612Please respect copyright.PENANA072yIexsPm
… (返酒店)612Please respect copyright.PENANA1ecY3ndq4u
返到酒店,發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…612Please respect copyright.PENANA2DWWRrlPeX
大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…612Please respect copyright.PENANAQy0LElQAnO
所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…612Please respect copyright.PENANAxQGaIJsQ4W
「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…612Please respect copyright.PENANAP4OYRsePEC
「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…612Please respect copyright.PENANAzxCLxLgabJ
「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企,所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…612Please respect copyright.PENANA1OTftyOlaY
而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…612Please respect copyright.PENANAFVrDVt9HSL
至於「肥妹鬼」,咦,點解唔見咗嘅?612Please respect copyright.PENANAYG6H3bsjGG
「居居」跟咗阿輝…612Please respect copyright.PENANAJji6WnsLEG
「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…612Please respect copyright.PENANAQDWdgVaBYN
「鐵拳」好彩,肉身冇事,只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…612Please respect copyright.PENANAWTqvw8MVcW
「黃仔」就俾人救返,要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…612Please respect copyright.PENANAyMiarNsGHR
「校長」冇事,不過仲要留醫,要遲D先返得香港…612Please respect copyright.PENANAVydUCIDS49
到主角佢哋喇…612Please respect copyright.PENANAmsSxZqzwW7
「阿妮,我要走喇。」阿狗講。612Please respect copyright.PENANA7CETQwculA
阿妮好似好唔捨得,含住一包眼淚咁,真係我見猶憐啊…612Please respect copyright.PENANA0Gwd5opnxa
「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAt427QWFcTk
阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。612Please respect copyright.PENANAn76B7NtRZI
「小倩,我要走喇。」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAYU8rfSjauK
「哼,你係咪想留低我?我係鬼嚟,去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAWrnubAYuCC
「咦,係咩?原來係咁呀?咁就好喇,哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。612Please respect copyright.PENANAprn95lqUcH
「阿欣,咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAafdgqP47HI
「好啊,仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAbDFAvAIFpH
欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。612Please respect copyright.PENANA2jjfwLITQ1
………612Please respect copyright.PENANAz1NtzUDyv9
大家不經不覺,好快就上咗機,仲坐定定添…612Please respect copyright.PENANAcF7TeK1ZMh
點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…612Please respect copyright.PENANATe5Z2xQzUI
「輝輝啊,我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAN7jbbAZV0L
「咩啊?」阿輝問。612Please respect copyright.PENANAI90WBj0goS
「紙妖,紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度,仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」612Please respect copyright.PENANACAFs9LkrG7
「會唔會係佢講大話啊,你睇吓「黃仔」,傻吓傻吓咁,邊似係「北轍」啊?」612Please respect copyright.PENANArUVylN9be2
「但係…」612Please respect copyright.PENANA6lCY3pJwIA
正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際,前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…612Please respect copyright.PENANATWyGVK3cIc
阿欣揸住咗,但係未睇,反而睇住「呢個同學」…612Please respect copyright.PENANA0hvUFs1Zf7
「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度,而且…612Please respect copyright.PENANAWYqyKSPGtE
又係呢兩個空姐啊!「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊!612Please respect copyright.PENANA0hFVWyKzm4
「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…612Please respect copyright.PENANAXLFv9ZfK56
而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…612Please respect copyright.PENANAXFPQ6XsVGe
發現…係紙妖啊!紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…612Please respect copyright.PENANAHroLvMzXlv
阿欣立即打開水晶球,紙妖就立即飛返出嚟,仲…612Please respect copyright.PENANAKL7Q5kgf95
「係佢喇,佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇!」612Please respect copyright.PENANArSkK3rpM9y
佢手指指住「呢個同學」,而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…612Please respect copyright.PENANA1Vds9H3D2w
但係一直最接近我哋嘅…612Please respect copyright.PENANAYj6IjBcImF
「大家好,機已經起飛喇,即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度,被逼要聽我講嘢,係咪好意外呢?冇錯,我係阿倫,但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅,就係我識不老之術,我原名叫做田育文,即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女,做返個平凡人,好可惜,我為咗我個仔,為咗佢想贏學界冠軍,我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼,諗住幫佢完成佢夢想,點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷,仲要令佢自殺,所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅,點知你哋班人死好命,總係一次又一次咁過關,所以我冇辦法喇,只有做最後嘅呢個決定,就係同你哋同歸於盡。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAdlQIG6pbKm
大家係好愕然,但係冇乜驚,唔知點解呢?「細寶」仲出口問︰—612Please respect copyright.PENANAoyBv8cgxLf
「你脅持咗飛機師咩?」612Please respect copyright.PENANASgxpommi5B
「冇,但係我有佢哋,佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐,仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」612Please respect copyright.PENANADvk7lQx7Ih
「哦,咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。612Please respect copyright.PENANA8uAyxPPqgg
「點解啊?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAEPvbJyzxcc
「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。612Please respect copyright.PENANALYGSeoZ0FL
「咩話!?冇理由嫁,「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫,「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落?」612Please respect copyright.PENANA0u9jajSK4X
「車,你理人啫,冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。612Please respect copyright.PENANABc3GBl6S1x
「你兩隻衰鬼,我先唔理你哋,遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇,一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇,哈哈哈哈哈。」612Please respect copyright.PENANASRi7NyLr9E
「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁,你望清楚出面先講啦!」阿輝講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAKanBIKjEMM
之後,田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…612Please respect copyright.PENANAjfge7UmG6l
「冇問題丫,係鬼頭嚟啊!」612Please respect copyright.PENANA7RfYPI1Q5d
「佢哋唔係鬼頭,而係鬼頭個仔,即係鬼頭仔,而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAIFPsVQ1XVt
「咩話!?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAvYVx4oiG1J
當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓,佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…612Please respect copyright.PENANAysfPzWufKT
「邊個?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAt8b8Gnt2xt
「國際刑警,PAKKA HO。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAaxqUlfQxIv
「河童?!」612Please respect copyright.PENANAXRPvNPndTU
「無錯,我而家已經係國際刑警,中文名,河童,小姓河。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAPTzqOuSXK2
「唔通所有人都要背叛我?」田育文大嗌。612Please respect copyright.PENANASkmCpmVi62
但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…612Please respect copyright.PENANAlRbB0ibr5x
原來係「肥妹鬼」啊!612Please respect copyright.PENANAtknYLmxEKI
「我唔會背叛你嫁,一世都唔會。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAw3tNUcDnlO
真係難得有情人啊!612Please respect copyright.PENANACypRmxY5LE
…612Please respect copyright.PENANA1m0DFj7cYL
之後,飛機事件總算告一段落…612Please respect copyright.PENANAR73P2CtHNV
返咗去香港之後,大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…612Please respect copyright.PENANAXtgCdjuQY2
…612Please respect copyright.PENANABUVP6U9L5h
時間飛快,咁就過咗幾年…612Please respect copyright.PENANAyTfMufX0Fq
阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚,因為米已成炊,所以逼住要結婚…612Please respect copyright.PENANAiwetrbDESP
當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠,但總算係濟濟一堂…612Please respect copyright.PENANAQJRpBtIm3g
阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦!612Please respect copyright.PENANAs73bA5Nqit
新娘化緊妝,兄弟就喺前台傾計…612Please respect copyright.PENANAH3HZS2scNy
「喂,阿明,你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAa08KGqcmG2
「當然,我當初追佢就諗好咗喇,鍾意就係鍾意,我根本唔介意佢係咩。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAd9DCKOEvMN
「吹水啦,你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAqWXDwwsnd9
「我只能講,小倩佢落咗妝,個樣仲恐怖過鬼,但係我冇介意。」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAGP94gljYMF
「嘩,好男人,好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAaUUwuJUimk
「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝,只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8tcMOihDr
「咁呃到我就OK啦,呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇,一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAzPwpLiM01A
「嘩,好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAFBINdIBK0M
「咁你個阿妮呢?」阿明問。612Please respect copyright.PENANA11FiZC2bn7
「車,阿妮原本就係妖怪,我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。612Please respect copyright.PENANA5LcQHr1Q3K
「嘩,好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAb2t2S7ReRs
「好得過佢?」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。612Please respect copyright.PENANAACCyZrARdM
阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…612Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ifgkc1Mb8
「嘩,乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁?真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀?」612Please respect copyright.PENANA6jZ6AVqVvd
「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁,想佢變咩樣就咩樣,我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAsQBv2PokUK
「吓!?咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」612Please respect copyright.PENANAQLi0ZXWtpk
…612Please respect copyright.PENANAKPbbFVFnGq
「喂,阿輝,要準備喇!」阿狗叫。612Please respect copyright.PENANAF581D0k0fT
…612Please respect copyright.PENANAx4BvoZSW0Y
當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。612Please respect copyright.PENANAYomYwMVIRf
大家姐一望埋來賓度,就感覺奇怪…612Please respect copyright.PENANAsLg3yubRjF
皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…612Please respect copyright.PENANAOKbkVP8raP
佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…612Please respect copyright.PENANAT2bEpzYMRu
「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮,喺証婚之前,就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦!唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢?咩話?妖女?」612Please respect copyright.PENANAPHfnyRiPne
一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟,仲…612Please respect copyright.PENANAAZVCXNwvWF
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)612Please respect copyright.PENANA4yyBpsnpKg
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)612Please respect copyright.PENANALYwJOwyKE8
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)612Please respect copyright.PENANAkRttjSinNd
「呢個邊個嚟嫁?」阿明問。612Please respect copyright.PENANATeTgcKokMo
「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔,毛豔芳!」阿狗答。612Please respect copyright.PENANA8NoQLa6o3P
「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋,你睇吓而家個場!」阿明講。612Please respect copyright.PENANAua4sMNT67R
而一望無際嘅宴席上面,而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊!612Please respect copyright.PENANAkwVyYTxx2W
場面震撼…612Please respect copyright.PENANAgsz7mLPHdy
不過震撼過後,表演完畢,就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇!612Please respect copyright.PENANA96AvpzxHTq
(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)612Please respect copyright.PENANAh6SgRgPjuU
音樂響起,阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場,受住大家嘅歡呼聲…612Please respect copyright.PENANAiipMUMgLvM
終於慢慢行到台前,阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…612Please respect copyright.PENANAr1HFmlgFL0
突然…612Please respect copyright.PENANAlHE3nzacWl
竟然…612Please respect copyright.PENANAHNowp9nPkj
宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球,電球慢慢變大,就似係個黑洞…612Please respect copyright.PENANATtcLQe8NhT
黑洞冇吸走任何人,反而有一個人喺黑洞度跌咗落嚟…612Please respect copyright.PENANAQeOF4gPMue
而佢係…612Please respect copyright.PENANAUHr64JTMbc
「光管陳!?」612Please respect copyright.PENANARlutsPRd6n
「光管陳」企返起身,望到阿輝阿明佢哋,笑咗一吓,再問︰—612Please respect copyright.PENANA3DTRMbgjMm
「何家明,朱嘉輝,我份英文作文做好未?」612Please respect copyright.PENANA3tAl958WcZ
(全故事完)612Please respect copyright.PENANAj3Fi6aigSA
註解︰612Please respect copyright.PENANAPAaLJrsq1E
(1) 超級撤亞人嘅氣 — 睇龍珠就知。612Please respect copyright.PENANA5RwWrlmVAt
(2) 第一首歌係周華健嘅《刀劍若夢》。612Please respect copyright.PENANAmv40mj1bPE
(3) 無間道 — 卧底。612Please respect copyright.PENANAt4PS5IPaAr
(4) 第二首歌係梅姐,梅艷芳嘅《妖女》。612Please respect copyright.PENANArw6VgwC8f1